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ona i enn te cere Worid‘s Waily Magazine, aa Kriday, February 8, 1907- : The Evening JARR FAMI. L BY ROY L. /45CARDELL 7 , — “D _ Mr, Jarr. “What 1s it? Sort of massage, eh? “Mra, Kitingly saya everybody who ts lgnorant of the good_it does thinks jt's massage,” said Mrs, Jarr, “Her hatr was falling out somothing terrible. She tried evers- thing she could think of, even kerosene and massage. And sho went to speclaliata and one of them wanted so. much} money that"—— ino couldn't think. of ‘Can't you be eoenaible © you delleve in osteopathy?” asked Mrs. Jarr. { interrupted Mr, Jarr. Just one minuto?” asked Mrs. | torr Sut thate the way. sou always mct_when T £0 to) speak to you. Maybe what { say Isuct intelligent enon) to Interest you, but at loast you might be courteous, éven / Tam only your wife!’ } “Pshaw!Can't-you take a joke?" asked Mr, Jarr, uns 1 Iy. Locan-take one faye an {do when nny.” y eEUd tell you what Tilt dq" sald Mr. Jarr, “every time 1 get off a Joke I'l + A handkereMef in the Chautauqua salute. Then you'll aco at what U've sail ia funny and you can Iaugh."- 0 | sid Mra Jarr. “Waving @ handkerchtef wouldn't 1 succes’ whon it's offered ts me,” replied the good Indy, “but you you say 4omething especially rude and offenslye that {t's and jp and way x the Joke ‘elgnal t “You needn’s be xarca : naka “on, a sik Jarr, ‘nor tha singe ind arms won't’make your con- tewere you: going ‘to oxy + i osteopathy 2? Mig to tel! you that Mra, Kittingly) wuss to try, Mt for her | Foil but she iindntt made tp her mind, «bout s— ! a halp.was failing dat couldn't -have-had —much on har, mind. i asked Mr. Ja as he gravely stood up and waved his handkerchief. omatimes I think you aren't 2 cthare howard art. vild his fe, , i your-tight ecnses You act like a schoolboy. Why don't you Dave, eome-dig- You with children crowing up around you, “toot ate ~ Paneve ST ant not doing anything td stunt thelr growth, am “12 asked Mr. Sarr. he missing hair, as Laura Jean Libbey | But. ‘com thy’ bring back ¢ s. Kltingly'thinks mental heallng aia it, but she because she THINKING about he-fnm twice a day mithout setting thelr bones twlated.” i “exh” sald” Mea J “hata just why they” belleva-in- osteopathy). Thay, now-if they’ get thelr bones twisted osteopathy will cure them. When you. 59} flo an omtesvaih he knoads your bones. . “ £ “4 goed wy own bones, thank you.” sald Mr. Jarry “I said the ostaopath kneads your hones, eneads th you menn $2, 1 suppose?” said Mr. Jarr. ead Mrs. Jarre. vel, Toned that sk! arr oMras Kittingty—ecye—that-Mr,- Gots -weat! ed of a club foot." “Ilo nev 1 to a club; ho belonged to our lodge, —Jart: ‘hat Itell you, he couldn't get a ci never set foot {nn club.” 1 do declare! exchiimed Mrs. Jarr. “Teall yi mock und Jibo at me like a biz clown, Twist of people you preter!” . I forgot to make the Joke signal!’ sald Mr, Jarr, who was in a yery Chera.~Are-you iinbking- of-gding to Brocklyn. to an estpopath and that's all,’ {oot be can dots te ett-there and “ET aat-to-some saloon wald Mrs, eetting rheumalism, bi meeting this afternoon.” 3 ‘Ah,"* sald Mr, Jatr, “you can't decide which you would prefer—a mental massage with a Chfistlun Sotemtist or a physical one with |an osteopath? They | both knead or d your bones.” No, Fd Uke to go to both,” anld Mrs. Jarr, dubtously; “I know T'd have a} lovely time, but they are both engagements for this afternoon, Noy-ever, Til Gecide when I get to the corner.” + And,she klssed Mc. Jarr and sallied forth. __Hefore reaching the Eo to A bridge whist pa 8 so stepped In i frs. Kittingly wants ma to go, She thinks she's I promised Mrs. Sope to attend a Christlan Sclence| went downtown shopping to- oathy—and—alther a pict ay { And bow changod Jt was!" eafd Mr. Jarr tran junderion ee a Mrs, Jarr didn’t leed this remark, ‘but went on ae “Everybody in Hrook!sn, belleves in osteopathy," she added. aa “People who ive in Brooklyn can belleve anything,” sald Mr, Jars. "Ror tines, they belleye, fresh and fresh every day, that (hete pili be no, block nthe bridge whon there is a blizzard and they belleve they eqn get caught: in *|- Thompson’s Night Out "LL FIAT 50 You CAN GET OUT TO-NIGHT AULLRIGHT. ( KNOW WHEI& CAN BORROW A Cop's UNIFORM, 4 \You'Lt HAVE TO BE PRETTY SLICK TO FOOu MRS THOMPSON: BUT I'D LIKE TOGO) WITH YOU TO~ VM GLAD YOu 0 SPEND YOUR TIME RONMING AROU NIGHTS With THE Boys! —— cate atte Ont NO NOW, DEAR, 1F YOu'D 2 UST COME INTO THE PARLOR UAND SING A LITTLE SONG oh WHY, AREN'T YOU HOME EARLY? an By W. J, Steinigans THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE eae j t f ; (By Permit { | | / IF you go lreapoctable ‘ order. tin | White blo {Tack wate Htalk to i bspur of th. BPoor J FOR oun! pt a [derline fork fin) fly in thelr | shows in # —which ts abaxement Nordertine YoU CANT ARE! Tu OF FOOL™ L KNOW WHO YOU ——— JUSTA CASE OF MIS N | DENTITY, DEAR (LU RE HOME ALU RIGHT INA COUPLE OF HOURS! GIVE HER MAY COVE SS ORLESOND own Ife to xeorry over, | the most tr [fo Biss V Very fow reasoning & boot ani hideously kowns and Ba ck to Hea How Trainer William Muldoon Leads Women ~ Ith and Beauty Tun, run! Back to; turning quickly enough around thrown on ‘Miss month for squabbled housekeep! over, Mic secre te | lain Tales from the tills Then & pile of beada he Inis— Thirty thousand bs Ail “to pteasa Ue ACT mata, Where the Oxus rippiea b: aqitlinie> spake Atul Love hath made t and Government House Lists, past Trades’ Balls—tar beyond everything jRnd-everrbods. you-erer-enew—in—your |Yhelr convantions or ‘hurting their feel- Po The Mack-and White mtx-very quaint and sometimes j therwe-shall-know iow they live.and | told Michele chat the Lawn, waa i |whnt they te Cihel ies y [uproar and comlig to. wrec! j What they feel. Inthe mean’ tine any) righ Omca. ‘Tha Babu pat on his, cap storie about them cannot be absolutely | and quietly dropped out of the window; | correc! ct pr in w the Polion ‘Inspector, | corroct in fact pr, Inference, elles the Polio Lnepector, cacrasd.) Miss Vegzis came from acrosa | struck cher (hat Misy Vexzia had hor tomther—temper witire the children-ahe Abused them in tie-language ofthe | ba: elle\ angd_man leaving one man Borderline—which ts, part English, part | dead and another dying In the Rabi Portuguese and part native. Sho wan | Ailcpela was awnading with Loar, bus | not actractive, but she had her pride | down Into the town, past the house jand sho preferred being called "'Miss | Where the Gub-Judge —had— barricades Versta:* Rumagits ‘The atreta wane — empty. : aan mia was more frigatened than wondertuligeand went edie atichelese fore the mob shad i beens taken aitaes ioxae! , at the right time. tron ea dy es for the most part, on | ytichele returned to the telegraph of- on old cane. chair_in a greaay tusmir: | ace aid seat oa: sasomage: to ehlencola [all dcuasing-Kostn and a Dig rAbOM- | gaktng-torltalp--letora an answer Pervltan, Ribletase Listous © dnd ee: | ckME ho Tecrived n-deputation -of- tie salvedes, and a floating population of | CMers Of Tibaxu, telling him that the loatert; header frashentaor the dayes | SUv-ludge sald “his actions generally baxar, garlic. stale. incense,” clothes | Were: “unconstitutional.” and trying to etiungt Lor scrpena:| old bortles,: pewter | Ercan’ hecauee Cog shies tee Cen ied A ed kan rn mt a * Puppies, plaster tmagea of tha Virgin | Veain the nurse gicl, and because he 4nd hate without crowns, Vezzis to the per: By Rudyard Kipling. 2 a oofe and Miss Vezzis dropped tears upon the window he the “int ate”. os Fis Chance in Life. |iissze aittes ties stateatants If you look at the telegraph map of india “you will eq @ lonz ling skirting the cost trom Badkergunge to siadras, Michola Was ordered to Tibasu, a littlo *ub-office ono-thind dows this ting, to send_measageson_ from. Berhampur to Chicacola, and to think of Miss Vezzie and his chances of Fotting Litty rupees jaston of George Munro's Sons.) on hisb— fla Kh ines hfan,"* & month, out of office hours. Ho had Olxta'a Slory, | tha noted of: the Bay of Bengal onde lengall Babu for company, nothing. straleht away from Leveen| more, Ha ‘sent foolle. letiera, at crosses tucked inside the flaps ‘of the envelopes, to Misa Vezzi : When ho had beon at Tibasu’ for near ty threesweeks -his-chance—-etme: Never forget that unless the outward and visible algna of Our Authority are always before a naive he ix Incapable 4s a child of understanding what au- Uhority means, or where 1s the danger of disobeying It. Tibasu was a forgot > ten_little place with a few. Orisa Ma- hometans in tt. Thesg, hearing noth: ing of the Collector-Banly for-some Ume Aud heartily desplsing the Hindu Sub- Judge, arranged to start a little Mo- hurrum riot-of thelr own, But the Hin- dus (ulned- out and broke the(r-heads; . when, Onding lawlessness pleasant, Hin. nd Manometans t Tateod less wort of Donnybrook just to see how far they could go. They loote each others’ shops, ant pald off privat krudgea tuthe regular ‘way, hasty Mitlé thot, but not worth pul itfe—you cross, In time, the © where the last drop of ends and the full tide of In -It--wowldba\ easier to new made Duchess on tha a moment than to the Boys ating soma of K without vik Ways, Sometimes. the White purts of Merce, childish pride Pride’ of Ruce run,crooked-- Black in sult Mercer and humility, half-heatheh- {ia qustoma and strange, unaccountably | 1) tw newspapers, i op - } ‘ Michota was working fr Mice when - ipulsca to crime. One’ of,tiese days be MS he a bia tity itceayi thin, people--unde id Orgets eit his “Mfe-the “ahi:yah” Of ax. | thin, peoplevunderstand they are far] formeta ell hin Mfe=the Valiiyadye a ais | lower than the clause whence Derozio, | about tires topes and changes to | the man who Imitated Byron, sprung: ‘Kk, qtoning ut, the man bears i ni go away If he te Polies Tispsctor rant Loa writer or at poe! the: recognizes a drop af white blood as tar to look after some children “"Whax orders agit can be diluted, watd. ‘Wi [who betonked to a Indy until a remus | on eee REVO ate nete. ‘ larly ordained nurse could come Gut Try trigntenod, te-fett-thet-for-she— The lady sald Miss Vezgia was a bad] hour he, Uie man With the Cookin Jew = and the, mental unclo in his pedigree, dirty nurse cand inattentlye. It neve | was in only representative of Bnglteh , AUthoricy in the piace. "Then he thought of Mixs Vezzis and 'the fity rupees, and took tho situation on himpelf, ‘There Were ¥even native policemen in Tibams, and four crazy smooth-bore “muskets: sanomenthen lead and her own affairs to and that these affairn wero. i xin the world “Ath the men were - = : With fear bit hol peyond-- feat Miistromses admit thts sort of | Michele dropped the key of the tale ° Misa Veruls Wan ax black aw} @feph-tnatrument and went out ag the — zi 4-to-our-standard of taste, | Ue#4 of his army to méet the mob. Ae 5 peas aste: | the shouting crow came round a come ily wore cotton-print |or the road he dropped and fired, the Dulged shoes, and when wie fitt-dehind tim looaing- inatinctively. m1 2 the same. time. | The” Wrioke~crowa~cury- tothe back the floor, petticoats hung on | DUlly Rim. But the heart of Michela had tasted for the first (ima Responal- bility and Success, Those two make an intoxicating drink, and have ruined more men Yhan ever has whiskey. Ml- chele answered that the Sub-Judge might say what he pleased, but, untll the Assistant Collector came the Tele- drew twenty acting as nurso, ie rupees a and she kly with her Mumma as nto ie to be given toward When the quarrel was D'Cruze used to Xhamble ni z low -mid—wall-of-the com: |-eFaph —Signallar wag--tha -Govarsmant — yup! Return it! Ap-/ mend boxing asthe best. because some-| pound and make love ta Ate y, “ ary nd-diin't-eo: as 5 i ; i 3. Tibaau, sind didn't cot ea tatich_as_the-other things. | The-dally-exerclacs_pa- your place! There's another. and an-} proaching wagons, thus belng forced | body will make him Jump around—set| after the fishlon of the Borderiines ftigitewn cote Paonia rae —— a ee OthitY Paster! swiss the arm toossty!* | down-to-the-slentine edee-of-bhe road.|-he parefor him: he won't dg tt by | Which te hedwed nbont with much cere: | turer rioting. ‘Then th : = 3, flontaraty Muldoon'ss Farm Back and forth, back and forth tho| where the footing was davgeroun, Minuit. “Attar x moderate amount of TW ocy lick bul he tad ie pena | ee aes 2 : iq go-through, which canbe | | bails went, Although weary. I had no! “Warn your man<in plenty of time} *X*rise. enough to iiike him perspire, | Tie would not be scen smoking Fiery bate Poe eet and reat back in 9 duplicated by any woman Hime: to. reat, for no sooner did \T" toss! that youlare going to;turn out, so that] With #-aulck bath,-he-will-teal-refrashed {for anything: and ne aoked aowa on Aiding begun the sisting MO other © h one than I had caught-another. When| he can keep tho middie of the youd and {ud his mirid relaxed." ax only a man with “aeven-| Barly in’ the dawte tian eae without leaving NewYork: Tbegan to wonder I(T could rates 23 | give you plenty of room atthe side.| When we got buck to the ntable I] peeve native Ueod In his vols can | patrol with hin seven policemen: Mian tT & © — arms once more with that ball there| Keep alert and make your mind think | “@# for the house. 1 had my hot water) They traced thetr descent trom —y ary down the rend. musicet “In hand, ~ came the welcome signal to rest. That ts the value of riding;| 4 shower, after which 1 felt ready |mythieal “platelayer who had worked | {2 meet the Avalatant Collector, wio had alt FIFTH DAY Lam learning to recuperate very ches you ‘lttle | niceties Jof judge GEOR ET Rowe dn Thelin aan “they Salaeee thos Bresenen of this younee Phelan. 7. quickly now, #9 1 was soon able to alart) ment which are good riding manners. # dinner of-potato-soup, roast pork. | English org, —Michole was a Tela. |Michole felt himscit slipping back mar sae The Girl Who Is Too Clever. AT THE FARM. vinin with anotner pactner whtlo tae | mage. sitting on a borse And being | Potatoes, cabbage and apple pla was Ktaph Signaliér, on Ita, 3 "a “month 97d, 0 ane, Tag nae, am he tare : , " = 7 : oro ; o fact tha ray vornme ° ints ended. with tha sald one of the cleverest girls I know, “I was profeacor went to set the Dace Tor 8N-| carried ts no trick—a sack of bran can | Terovaniy, appreciated a wo {{mbloy made Mrs, Vezzts lonlent to the} strain. on tio ‘teller’ in an hyatericat Sh enough” kay someMIng To MIM when nade y TPS ET a Ast yr tether pats, who seemed to be lagxing.| qo that; tt's the thought that guldes pen oe closk camo around We (ynortcominge of his ancestors. .< | + |ousburet of foars, bred by. sorrow. that mf the moment that 1 waa brighter than} 2, Aumette Bradshaw, {wren 1 ran upstairs for iy hot wast the horse that shows the horsemanship [wee reads for m..teamp_in_the}" Mawever. Ih the covitan of a fo Sn. |e ua gd a mau shame that hy iH y thirsty e 1 és “ alday: nals DOURT te, 3 “ae Era ated — Mut I made up for 1 the next moment. by saying | E havo ball practice again thin |T was really thirsty for tt and after T)ouuity to think quickly and cor: |» oe ee a [dave nora ents at rte prentses, pl edna nt te : * The a0 SUPT MAT tie Wak quite happy wRath > Taorning, the —bexinning of my | had ‘finished tho two slassea found my-| voy, An. Afternoon x okie SS Foonsept to the marr.agee, 7 NAY fis toneie' could not do justi SOuBIS TOuIWA. INE, 1 whawa aeep“thougHt= Tor} Atte dapat Willlam- Muldeon’s | 2elf looking “forward with pleasure to The professor Walk and and heavy ILS] ter with Michele on” CondWlbe ea nar It wag tia Whi 2 © vain creature at heart. He likes clever girl. But|health farm, so I must jump up and | MY Siow V Was no “warnt Mult 1 pas @ Varad wis Wut} {Some Wheate. $— thal did fore Wal oath nife ETL Nebel py eis as cp In en oe eee See ~-the moment he-suspects she ts cleverer than he, he is ayn !put.an my tlehts, sweater and skirt, for | Mdn't notice the cold of the bathroom.) { The Exercise { the men talking | *~ LEACH AARN ie pfu eh ns pea errata peer eon raetr opie HUTIDH EM OLt TANGLES Re = to stand in awe of her. And awe und love-don't-xo-hand in hand, Just as min {I can already hear tho thuds down in ;Uat-splashed-wyound with delizht 1 teal fora aboute triend whe = z aN oe Mong AUS tyaen a lingering touch of the mythical fatter he lint s holed tue mien in hin strength dikes to. think women look up to him and “lean on him. so in |the “gym,” which tell mo that the tien | 8? strong and Maier aba Ars Business Man. $ took a horseback | fold ayhiln. Hen tit See tar watens | Ta eE A LOK mira "blood; tor-meroas—Tebasu wad Mid contacted with the fub ieee : ; aa [ly-recognize myself. ve walls or Hates. decline poopie tak Tus at excelent ailstal turner ne : mentality ho algo Nkes to think he occuples a almilar position toward hor. Justlara at work. A eee a eeicoa 1 wont down for |S Hide every morning | Summing CI IL Berd PPO PoE Po Tr CeO 4s no man wants to marry an incurable inyalid, so no man wants to marry a] This morning I am assigned to a a unyaahaa fecines pe before breakfast. | Woods. Here the overgresis wood In-a| they can. gla en. dencribing the conduct of. fool But-fowmnen_want_to_marry.women_cleverer than themselves uny more|partner, and, full of vim, we start | breakfast. | We had prunes, cothaeal) oi iiest things be could do,” thie Wilts carpet ubesiuety clean aint! Having orard to hin denartmental )Atlehele. “Whiley Ike nitored 0 SIRS Loa ee ene ee ote a core cies emu Drang [carry] thelnt around: | throwing) andscatohing,lywe kre, qutte RenT i a said-the—professor If T'was Idoking |untracked. focancstand abaul-in| Pieeecsnat Mitchel: ewe rnWiy Wha} Eanster: of Michela cujosuntrve ange —Dy_alt this, 1 don't mean that the-clever woman should abate-one-Jot of-her|out of breath. After a little breathing | (AVS ANN CONC eb ror-am-absolitely foolieh-mah Td wend], £ Wid How thay} can stand ao tat ar Chile hockat-tmore-ay—the —lmparia}-salavy-ot-sixt ye a 2 hoaven-sent cleverness. Hut-she should be clever: enough not to let men ase] epelt-the professor-takes—a— turn ee arorning=at {tor your (lend. THe Teenory, witheut noticing the cold. i 4 deeply “In love withfsis rupees a month | at sad shai cleyerer than they. Do you catch the {dea? A so-called “smart retort, |me; then, indeed, I work. 5 PW In spite of the| “Hat. professor,”" apoke Up one of the| This shows a wonderfut luprovels Aisa Cae OTT en eee Mina cael owitheeecent eRtate= and snneae ire eat & flare of unanswerable repartes, an assuripition ot auperiof educattoncany one 5 “Come,-come;)S-a-Morning Ride } now. other fellows, is there any great inthe thickness. of MY. Moor my hot len messdone Hundas, and uftor munas,| now shore are tavoral “tte 4 : Of theeg. te-apt to elveelt-#-stupld-man's-nrdor-—-Wit-ta_a- dangerous-weapon-ta|- ror re gh OTK Ute he eg now, The ronda were| ence between Wat and those water, and Tater there--wanl supper of pwnlking home Acous the hot atald sprnwiine, acoUt the verandas of ‘the z the lats-of Jove. It tn a good sorvant but a bad master, Use it with discretion, | $ Another Turn, at $ taster, now)". 217 SP! 4 White and muf-| we go throust: each morning chops, bathed Dron perio were. somsloctapalauinia whose nates Would not! Rut if the whole revenue of the q — sacs SLES AG the Medicine Ball. shouts Prot, | 9~ = fled as wo trot-| “What you doin the morning ta noth-| WK “now to-mo and proved very ie-[interest you never to forget Misa Vea. partiient bo rerves werd to" be = She Telephones-Too Much. noying ta me. ~T have often wanted to} © 8 * Muldoon Vitea alongs two bre Thad stopped | ing. Besides st's Indoors, whieh ty dtfter-j {icluus. They were apparently wiicat Fe ee eae enon cand | wad what he coma nateoeena nen tis Pi oT ieave tihh rent ihensand-wo-home: then: witk-thearma | Mowing. and <_loaked lovely | ent. A professional or business man | cooked to m very tander state. brow net) thas Filacon hier unek ra therdcurls | pOR Uy WN eNO eer mete eeu reel 7 ee ety send of taine ia In love wi | To Calla mie slupld and” guya hg ta-omyfover—the head. _alm_stratght at me. land clean, Tae air was a Wty Milder) xnould take hiv cxeteise atter his work | cakes tke AtiMers, At Cui ever the name of the she-salnt Ia) / Which proves that, when a man does c :GIRL friend of mine Is In love With | uaying womankind, and thut he will |NoWs another-one! That’s.{t! Oh, you| than yesterday Saat Fis aon Se rho hecreat exer TSN hie et med and-2n the mins| ud-ay forth, ening with gkign gn the good work Gut of ‘il propartion to hia = & your; man: who has #<businoss - : missed your‘ ball! Run, ‘quick, pick it] I got a-couple of scoldings for not por that sort of a man I would recom. | ye we were all hustled off to bed, AS ina ott he eft=chee paar padi tn agen caned out pf nine there i Seti ee PR ERENCE ETT ——— - —— : ees [Srhe™ two exceptions must have 6 Jot of his time. She works In an office 5 eel voce Michele was transferred, | rare team mmnatrone: : nnd wher at leisure rings him up on the ‘phone constantly, Wrcn” hinders” hint Trem atlending to his work: —Foa—witt continue whether I Uke it or-ndi- Tait ane,-pleane;—does- he -jove-me}—And ean such aman be true to-x-woman? WINNIE 8: - The olny MAb te Kol Worth botbariny with-and {sof a_too investigating turn of mind to be true to any woman. His conduct ts very ill bred. Should 20: Wed 35? Dear Heatly? if roman -thirtytive-years—ot age too kindly inform me as to whether tt fa ad- Visable for me to tell her‘that tt ts, wrong of her to ring him up all the NAOMI, {t fa not your business to tell her. Tt-the young min olvects he will let her Icnow It. old for « girl almost twenty? IOUS. He Stares.at Women. ror rigs AM a young tady of twenty-one, con- | sidered quite pretty and have a good man of twenty-five, * | spoon figure. I am in love With a gentle- dhe saya he also loves mo, But he hax one great fault, yhat is, when ever we go out he starox} Not in the least. Other things being Yat every woman or girl we.meet on the equal, he Wil! make a better husband wtreet or In the cari, which is very an- | (han a younger ian, HINTS FOR THE HOME . yand steam {na covered mold three and Cranberry Pie. : one-half hours. When about. to anrve P82, cup chopped cranberries, one-| it ent with a strong thread: It will bo half cup chopped raisins or dates (1) found much better than a knife, prefer raisins), oné cup sugnr it you Mke them sweet, three-quarter or Chocolate Cake. heaping tablespoon cornstarch, one cup| = wo tale: cold water; bake'In two erusts, or ono| |p. SAA a elieroeteate: Brown Bread. | of baking powder, one square | Brown Brea — | afiogalate melted, one-half teaspoon va. LPT together: one. cup yellow corn-| nilia. Céoam the butter, add tha sugar, Meal, one cn rye’ meal. one cul then the cKs- Sift together the flour, ‘ entire “Whitat flout, ong twaspoon| paking powder: and add alternately the walt, three-quarter teaspoonful woda, ‘ada | milk with the firat mixtude, “Add the three-quai mn molasses and vaniilg ang melted ur milk, Beat thoroughly nu tha NOTIN GA ALLL some money of me. uuing “about him7 Shonolele just before you. 1 wouldn't let Mote Lemons at a Cent Apiece.. ——$<__. Seas THE EVENING =FuDS: Bat teaes am Ga AWYER'S — Jone TS JUDG L | BRINGS TWINKLE N THE EY) or “HIS HONOR. <= HAW HEE-Harn| we __ By F, G. Long. made any rial In a_yoke ming of oF and }s Minis! fancy stitch that will through warm wea! The qua (io years) 4 oT, 41-4 314 yards wide with ¢ all-over arda of 1 KNEW BOTH WELL. Slmmong—Johinson wants to borrow Do you know any- MeCoy—I know him as well aa 1 know hm have @ peniy,— _ LIKE Giles—My lghtning. AMileb—You don’t moan it! Giles—I__ do. Balai ay ALL HER S&X. NO CHANGE. AN ANSWER DELAYED, wife can jifive halls like Father | (sternly)—So you've fattec Ethet-W tre—you-eryt dear? <= again {n your examinations! How do Clarisse—Oh, boo-hoo! Clarence hasn't you explain that? answered my last lotter yet. Lightning, you know,| Son—Recausé they went and asked me} Ethel When did you write i? oy | twice in the same place, | Just the same questions as before —Tit-| pucon an express delivery-atainp, too OF lier ALPINA tn ltcbenst PT ON cen pe > - Pihustrated Bite : Yee. | d My Pattern May M cette — Pre! one {ildie—princessa frock as — this june sults-the younk~ er_girig_admiradly Well and cane De from almost childish mate- siance rose colored yolle is made with and not alono are the ght weight wool | materials of tho present appropriates the design 13 8 charming one for the many sllk and cotton materia's other almilar fa material reg ul red for the medium size varda “36 or anton’s Daily Fashions: i" a2 Tie this In- trim- eam 1Acd hed with ning. But vd be | wor out thor nity 6, yards M4 Inches 3-8 yard lace and lace for fri No, 6,085 1s cut In sizes for giris of 6 8, 10 and 17 years of age, Call or wend by mall t THE BVENING WORLD MAY MAM. TON FASHION BUREAU. 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