The evening world. Newspaper, January 24, 1907, Page 17

/ if os The Evening World's E - fi AAASALAALARAALLAALISAALSALALALALIAS LALLA LAALIAAASALAALALLALLIIALALALL IIA LIA ANNALS IS AAAIAIASASADBI ABA LL ZS neo gg aly & ve The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists ~ : sm sss ip gy Sage stip ge ve Ttewdacenenivte calor aT RENEE LEG. such natural hory imps tn allt a By MicMgnel Lipanan ger mance BELA tener rs at ae Gays! When 1 wns your ago: twas -ked.nbd ales Ay Co eleeN, Ang et, ca el Ebcaaare CL = oan ae ie sR stan a ; ea THE CARELESS MIDDLLE-AGED. The Jair Family’s Daily Jars is ho ving with You. Now You go right tarp without anather word, oF i N6W Y F K r hir 0 Funny Giassés~ is * * Land * B Riccan W, awe = UA nL aia 0 fF lied to hi sive you both a doso of castor oll you'll remember. And {f-1 hoar another word | Z roe aaa from you, or If you're not good for all the reat of this week, you won't’ got to | By Irvin S. Cobb. Dut na Way, T do tt ax have Boe, By Roy L. McCardell. see ‘Peter FP “I nay, Clara,” aald Mr. Jarr, when bis wife returned to where he was sitting. + be N OW, If you children will be good,” said Mrs. Jarz, {I heard you with the children. I think you made a mistake'’— non no doubt felt-a ¥ i held bis parent rtand- + Hive long aed to fee belongs distinctively to New York, hike Coroner Har- burger and the knockiwiecd statue of Sunset Cos tikt-han the reverse english on the wrong side of Sunset’ cantiron Wis, We ow existence In {ts present pelluctd form to the’ noblé efforts of those same taptred reformers #t-oft Sunday baseball one prineiple that te was a_ainful thing 1f a broad-beamed party who had been shove ; elling coal all week should go out and wallow. in the shine at the Polo Grounds, watching the Joints. Jam the ‘ Riblets out of tho leather, when he might just as easily be. ~ a Attending a talk ou Palestine by a gifted ‘lecturer who had, been all throdzh the Holy Land In. a gulde book. Ts sa0red Sunday..concest.ta one of the things that he bel impresdyely, “you ahall all go to soo ‘Peter P “Of course you do! snapped Mrs, Jarr; “you never think I do anything right. 3 goes nwey,'* T haven‘t a bit of trouble with those children when’ you are not at home, But Who's Maude Adams, mu? asked litte Emma. when you arp homo they, kiiow you will uphold them in overything disobedient “"' “qnd does Peter Pan look Ike: @-dish,-mat!! asked the| and disroupectfi} they do, and they presume upon tt" Tie way: = we "Oh, come now," aid Mr. Jarr, restraining himaelf with an effort. “Cut that -"Never you mind,” said Mra. farr, “you will find ft all! talk out. What I was golng to say in that I think this way of bringing up out Saturday, Now stop-remping-and lay down there and children by promlalng them they'll be punished If they are bad and be rewarded fo.10 sleep. It's after @ o'clock und you won't want lo get|!f they are good Ix ethically immoral." up to-morrow to go to #chool.” What!" xcrenmed Mra. Jarr, “do you menn to ell mo that you consider your Nm, bowaut a drink of water!’ called the Uttle boy | wife and children Immoral? \Do you mean to way" ==. ; ‘a oon AS. por ca watd” Mr: ott to eay-e that I think chil: ad noon as Mrs. Jarre had got out of thelr bedroom. - | Hold: your horses,’ {@MroJarr; “hat f mean : : t ay x é Mrs, Jarr paid yo attention, and pretty, soon there was Gren would get a-belter grasp of moral ethics. {f they were taught ‘o do right ~ Another crowning achievement of.the sane bunch “was a muffled souffle, somo suppressed childish laughter an because It im right, Irrespectivaot the practical application, ‘Be good or you will artving “the canteen: out-of the “milttary- posts so that thé... lorcing seteam ftom the room where: the children be punished.’ I'd rather my children wouldn't be good, If they have to be good humble eniiswid inan,. Instead of having hin two beers of an evening and. then en SATIOr CIDE gscroa! weak fonilcoarae pecauso they are pald for ts Ethically\=— i ouralne in a of Road iD ana suds, as ioemate ys may now sneak off the res: og Rape worden Tervrous a } h, bother your ethica!! said Mrs, -Jarr, shortly. ‘It you were cooped up! ¢rvation, acquire several hooters of stuff that tm Cull of. colored lights and greed. ee iage FUER Rea At fine ne ng | with those little Tips ail-cay-and-had-your-nervous-ayslemsust jumiping the Sparks, the samo.ns-m Roman candle, nnd then, if he's @ pronounced brunette Jarr, “Just Usten to those childrent s heyare Ju rying tol vay they ecatry-on, you'd not only pfomise them a whipping, but’ you'd give, it! down In, ‘Lexas, shoot up a fw of white trash and become an object or desp——— Nericani 5 : | caticern. to Senator Tillman, who. je ro soldier should ever ti Just ten the sound of a battle royal arose from’ tho children's Bedrpom | anonbraly discharged 3x jong us there's a chance of holding him over for he c Tho patter of little feet across the floor was heard. Mra) Jarr ‘sprang to her feet. | !ynohing scason. , “Go right in there, Edward Jarr, and give,them a whipping!" she. cries nd Eventually they ho before Muude Adi ott ap the ort! Comfor and rlotou egarde. the sqwilfsil belngs not to take enough youne,! they htz in T war ins 1 liked to walk whe more x nap dfont Ieast an“ heur. Hola not come tat dear little ercnerses: 4 whan. tho) ye her tamily | I-Teady. to chestnut -atuffins’ no longer agree with is: my grave : yourgelfwith almpler fare. 5 : 5 ddings a pa vida | AV.thla, she bouticed out pf her chair and dito where the children were, Kensie period. Willie ‘palied my soyded the Uttle girt, slapped me," s2fd_ the little -boy. Z made faces at me and ho told ine If I Ait get 'a bls wax doll on «more 00, Ae, u to ‘legistate Into existence a style-of anterflized. and oh my word, ioe: you Wilt find the years Well, Saritilacihentiaood Woes anuseptlc racing by cwhiph there will be “90 rumbling, no téuts, no bookmakers, : my bitthday that he would Wire w tot-ot merpterers-to-szak tt tnohot: water-6o4— yr sar moved -unwiingly-to.the scene; the door closed behind him,. A noft| 2° Pool-rooms—and nd horses. A strong mental effort will be Tequired_ta dine serena ttn hnir-wowld come off, and punch 4n Its eyes, and take the sawdust out and |inua was heard, and then mote and more. ‘The cries of the children rosa higher | UNAS a race-moeting trom-an Old Settlers’: Retinion, : seo ET ad dC rere 3 land Mr. Jarr'n vole was heard expostulating. i seats A he ai in (ie -meanwhilé the sacred Sunday concert remains the mort brilliant resiplt 6 |") {But-aho aid boys was no: good and that they had warts and frechtes and | “ite never knows when to stop when ho gets started!” sald Mrs Jerr, tn wid tsluMbh of te refakm movement. Yet_to the Inexpart eyo Iittle difference fs ape, + rama; ex2|Uiat Rha’ was -koiny th -hlecp-and-dreain-a- pollcaman would grab me—ond lock | alan, ax she ran to the renciie, Seal ntween A nacred concert and one of the common-every-day vaudeville shouted the litle yor. ‘There ‘lay Mr, Jorr across tha bed, the centre of @n assaultat-arma. in | #HOWK whore thoy toar off ragtime and other cutunpishness, oy the-ell. —— = halr that will} t of violet, Apply a very { Meu! q The performance: cus Opel r by a t the cre nh pimple; watt Mrs. Jarr, with a moan of desperation, yanked down, the bed clothes with| royal pillaw fight, while tho clilldren: shrieked: with delight ; p hance Gustomari.y opens with a medley of songs and dances by & ~~ \. Svat ree Joss |@ deft Keattire and gave each child w resounding epank. " » “HW can I do anything with them? sald) Mra: Jarr, | + : Kroup of female cagsowartes who think they are still eligible for the broiler bal- hly twice 9 day Nk whopid be loose & that there may bi eirevlation—Cologne} tthe plm; are et before lot. Then we have the trouy of performing ea@rwigs, and hext the lady yocaliat * wha Is suffering from a flatwhect In her, Yolce and doesn't know it, tae using the face brugh, w aan fate them. ; = ‘ : : ; 5 rc Oy, ¢ |: An invariable foatura of our sacred Sunday concert ts the redned comedy , | ae : oe ] , ‘ Q team by the dlatest quips and catches. In years goné by these popular entertaine anti-wink Pomade. || Wonder Why! 2 we By QUINCY SCOtt|somte iie sae aaa chan a fch might trrl- , ' They wore property whiskers which 0 ~A.— Fis Je the anfi-kink pamada = | formed_brindle sunburate around thelr ‘faces, and hit each other upon the fea- : you wish: Bert. suet.8 ounces; pesres avith—etuffed—-matin—end—trieh—halohets ow —by appearing ta—trock coats yellow wax, 1 ounce; castor oll, 1 and never striking the faco with anything harder than a large walking atic ce: benzole acta; 5gramis?. uit of they produce a performance which appeals to the thoughtful and the-refined of ae He Recaro Jomon, 1-2 gram; ofl of cassia, 8 drops. the community, Only the Jokes are unchanged. mples and Indigestion. Mix the suct and wax over a alow heat, Also we have the hortzontal bar spectallsts who wear the/hair ronched off tha BS D1 regret that there-ta not| Add the castor oll and acid and allow forehead In a FoHIAnUS weUTloped erect -and-WIs please Ux -With thelr Kracetal apatenhiva® tocanswerallvour [ferent coe ae Hen atid the othor attitudes while resining tho feet and wiping the hands with the mutual hand: cquentions, but ¢ you write m [otis -Aprly-to- the -hair_asony_other kerchlef. Lixewise the favorite monologulst, killing us dead with the delightful Psgnal-Jeltér-1-ahiall-ta-rery—xtnato | Poste: | humor-that-used to heerten-up-the-soldtor- boys during the siege of Richmond, you. You had better begin at! Tonic for Scalp and the reat of the deur familiar features. “taking a heaping teaspoonful or | te =e = THE FUNNY PART; : ISG-F&—Thie scalp-tonic will help. Yet boraune the Y ; : scenery isn't shifted It's a sacred Sunday concert. eye nee eccideell ra ea fully, and the wcalp ahould b Sita jdsivglyactn corres ete and massaged twice a day. Continue sham- ens -atlinulants,Tat green voge- | PON one jes, much fruit and little meat; and | Aromatic je or alx times a day drink a teacup- 21 rc ides, of-water aw hot as-you can stand Iti | foe watar h leaman tine every niaht| ways one before colng to bed. Here| ruaybing it well into-the scalp with « Je oF twie a day arz that the: s< an, Bhampoo at least of mux vomica, 2 > formula which will heal your pim- all sponge. = =! Nk ——— eres = L THE GIRI, WHO CAN SEF A JOKE, _HINTS FOR THE HOME HS ae eae oa : Ot least, try to enjoy a joke—or to look as eats = you did. Men say women have no sense of. humor. nilla Wafers.” : Qough, and one tablespoon of lard: roll While this-te-not_etriotlytrue,yet_many—a-girt-lacks popu. the dough into long, narrow strips, and larity because of her denseness in seeing a joke, Nothing so stre-on-hearing-a- goed -or-paorwllllclam la tie we {of a damper to congental acquaintanceship and a Jeathblow to ease ot con- ARR and core. steapples,place | versation, Roentertanal Gultiel tsaapoon|| them closely together in a buttered . j. The girlwho-eteraally giczica tsa blight ut she whe cannot summon up _ balan jpovdor and ualta. teaspoon Walenta aeee- theca male SM augese : © pleasant Iittie laugh at her companions offorts,to amuse-her ta almost ax bad: it and bake in a quick oven, wugar and a cup of water, c EEaRCT, po NO —who_ts_devold of humar should essay to tell a joke. But any ecient - poaiceuntit-tender)- remove, -and-when{——- : can hugh at oho. “Sin wil Know when Wie "polnt” conies, because most” peop serman Christmas Cakes. tae ERA ae ER yeaa pati : Pepeattt-over twice, The girl whom mon like 1s the girl who can fatter. them IX one tablespoon of black pepper, | nye large tablespoons of flour, a pinch (ror, annua. - | by laughing at their attempts to be humorous, Why not be such a girl? ‘ono of ground cinnamon, one tea-j of salt and ono teaspoon of baking po: You Look ; 3 - Spoon of ground cloves, the grat-| der, alfted together. Into the mixture | {A ERNR WEED is | 7 tind of two oranges and one lemon one tablespoon of metted butter LAT OWNS | To Make Him Speak. To Get Rid of Him, th one quart of New Orleans mo-|and one pint of milk, afterward adding | é Z Y ‘ ‘ feerepeltz3 Dar Tettyi es sea; Tet stand over night; then add | three well beaten eggs; pour over the | ote telenhors LUCE | AS Sag younn sili twenty! years sof Lae phe Samia eee mimi sith a sherp lent oiet Sintowe inch é sant E : ] tckies'a man's vanity as to have'the girl with whom be ia ona besten sega quarter of _a| nets; bake In & CRETE Se TS : = ai f é mas talking appreciate hin efforts at wit. —A_alony or parptexed Batter Pudding. =a hp of sweet milk and one tablespoon Apple ‘yanilla, then —beat In two and a arter cups of Wour, ie” teaspoon) ir teaspoons of baking powder sifted | apples, return to oven and bake quisk- & good doat of x -vounk man who fst | —age-and_know-a young fellow abot th enough flour to make @ rather stiff | 1y> Serve with quid sauce. employed at the place where I work. | | two years-my—suntor—t-know this” ‘This young man has fated an me for] fellow loves me, although I do not love 2 i! the past year, and jas shown by his} «Ss 11 MLAs = z i j i i ! S “actions that he loves me, mithoues I} al. : | : ; / asf ALA Be ne) ] cannot make him declare-hin tore, Now, | oT my dear Betty, can You tell me how ¥ can lead hin to express his love? . A.M. C. The only” remedy tn these: Gasca af Rrocrastination is the rather untruthfal! yyy, By Walter A. Sinclair. WT: Laity of the Seven Vella has htt our town a swat; t “We haven't yet decided If wo Tike her siow or not. T From parlor back to kitchen now the fad has hit us bad, -And-from-the conversation you can_see-it-has-us-mad, An circlea where the ladies wear the foreheads tall and domey Whey speak about the hoochee-coochee princess as “Salome,” Ha.-comes .to. the house. quite Aten, and gomettmer-I> would Hke-to GI Min to stay away, but f don't care to hurt—his—feelings, Please tell mo t Lshould do to get rid of him, aw he doesn't know enovah to take a hint When Tt te KIVen-TO Wl ITANN | Be. out when he calls, It that Ia not ono of telling to théanan about anotiier | suflicient, tell him, when he finds. you man's attentions and asking his advive | at home, that you have an engagement as to whether or not vou should accent | out. He must soon realize that you do lim, Sometimes tt works. not desire his attentions, Manton’s Sais Fashions. Since appetites grew peevish while we read ‘Tho Jungle," rude, i “We've nothing that so palled us-on our dally breakfast food. | In fascinated horror at the tusty scenes we glance, | Then hurry to descriptions of the Oriental dance The talk about this lady has upset our happy home— And up around tn Harlem we pronounce the name “Sal.ome,"' The vtier-op'ra “atgsera play to empty seats this _weole = And as for. that unvelling, wo're too modest now tm speak. “BUC UNKT—You Gin T prevent It. Everybody li Wie towh Discussed {t in sly whispers and’ you cannot keep it down. Manhattan's surely crazy on this: giddy dancing gal. ‘fei a upon—temtninine-fancy- SDC ow do you pronounce t_Wer have comproutaed oa “al” "HAVE. HIM ARRESTE.D,AND THEN.” MAKE -ARTHUR-GO-BARELEGGED ALL WINTER | > 2D” Leh Gu eet = Over Wa Peo Tt eNefeliolninieloininioifelntninjeleieinieinleleteletointeitefetetafetepetetan at o DRreh edna roe a Plain Tales from the Hi See a roman and-appeare-te—— Hobiseicielebinieielelelmlriviieel-i-l-i-tes Ss ac a bo ike! ‘The Rescue of Pluffles. May + elebelslebatetntetetointetedelnebeteteleinintnlebebeieieleleieielelelebefetefetefejefaletefetninietelet e Ielebleteletee eb iebiebisidiniclerlstetebeteetebinte oh Wiffies of the] to come out, under chapsronage of any -dunces when never-came-off,- nor ware. was beyond ull these, | xuAL In October, to be married tof tho drains on his pores continued: and attractive £ ‘bout, white it can be Oe Teo a Varely, ee of materials, This one Je eminently aim ple. and— girlish an dts ay Ge t tte tie! {30 tarea cmon ate ‘the beginning of August, Mrz. anartls ef Pe eriar hl eer is 5 ; Z quite appropriate «Tur = ‘ani Oo wat it ‘one, too, for-a—-wol ae BS a! uy Ee na | jane a his. treat a 4 u t 2 . Ee AA Duel Between Gwo Women from Mrs. Relver. Ie learned to keep|Hauksbeo discovered that it waa ymo | Mre-—itelver's hands, he appreciated: him "How. she reconelle oe pither lle oF woke CANE AAS ENEMA TA Te “thanktully. dances arien stra |do next before he doe Its in thertemea | ME ADRUC mime, and macde Mim. talk | 21s, Koel grirentysaa about Ner own merits, Mrs, Haus Hers was a perfect homily—much bet= i : ‘s ag —made—to “match the —_ ver had no Intention -ofogiving him. way,—a—woman_of Mrs, Hauksbee's ex- ‘ dota otherwise, and won his conti-| ter than any clergyman could have v suit (ar aurabecearae SACI mite He learngd to shiver for an hour and |perionce knows accurately how a boy HM he jhenuoned. his engeges/siven—and tended with touchibx allu- fs LX, Maslanatninnccloetatenainic that-atter-a-ttme, he was hound hard pa qUarter on —tho--wendward —aide—-cC-lwill-belrave-under_certaln-olrcumatanesy See ee een Chai tan tne nel ROnAIeLIufer'a marin aandi pay hyd b . . Y stas Hed -In-thts fule talented, debonalt and foot to Mrs. Relver's ‘rickshaw | Elysium, while Mrs, Reiver was making |—nowbly when he is infatuated with| {tin a high and jaigaty Way Aa afihe wisdom of taking Mis-bride homes—t+— fi . 3 Instance pinid. taftetm Teepe pecea ewer] er enone wheels. HP, her aay to nos e for a ricer He lone of Mra. Relver's stamp, She’ sald “piece of boyish foliy This) was Then she sent Plufites eel for cs Mtns i 1 ts trimmed with a m , earned to hunt for a ‘rickshaw in a@|that. sooner or Inter, little Pluffl nen he wax takink tea y her one] to think over what she had sald, Plu Z, i | nbs" mieellenfetinine ray, "| mere {ria nothing good about Ars. Hatt dress-eult under pelting rain, and) POULAb tale Ore NEW ar geet ar relia ciesnomntIcanaTaicouriine in wha he Len Tett, blowing hin nove very hard and g ; } Mittler ey fancy aati 3 Unless was her dress, She|to walk by the side of that ‘rickshaw nothing at all—simply to gratify Mra. considered a § nd” fascingung holding’ himself very , straight, rs, \ and ve RS. HAUKSBEE was sometimes) was bad from her halr—which started When he had. found it. | He learned -Relvar, woo, In return, would keep him Myke. aLEA, Uluwatce had seorh An | Hauksbeo laughed. | : Beh Re gulmpo of all-over wha Was to be spoken to MKe Act qe 4 ryt no; earlier generation of his stamp bud.and. What Ptuffles had Intended to do tn ‘ f 5 peel oneree estore te Mite oni mtany ail head=t0 Mer /coolle and ‘crdered about like a cook. St lier feat amd in her service Just so } fatller g aang decay Into Tat Captains ye na re eoxngemment ony Strs \ 3 ! Inge uf lonelr eres’ 5 » ‘oot-heels, which were two and three-{ Ile learned all this and many other gno pat : ana tuoby. Mijors. Hen re Cr ORE aimee whentakaeionn rt ya advantage belleve just aa much aa ever you| cishtha Inches hist, She was not hon-| things bealdes, And No. paid for his things dev ene did toe ene OF these | "At lu moderace « there counsel to her death, She would have walst Is found {a the Tease, catly; mischlevous ke Mrs. Hauksbeo; | Schooling. . | haay way, hé fancied coUld: ee a at ete mune, ked It spoiled aa compilment, J | fact. that it can be. + j Piytties war's ubaltern ittte “Un-| she was wicked in a busincas-lke way we el Fass Sat i iti, Pals pacticular engagement. lasted |Sne begun Uo talk to Plutiles aiter une | Mey. : slipped on over any ‘ | that it was Mhe-and tnprestive, that y ; aed 8 Opiates ‘ d By fs tHonables.” He wis callow, even! There was never any scandal—she had | gare lima status anon men, And was Woehyy "Woeee gry Called Jt the Hoven | mannec of a mou Havkatees deine ccna rnonea tet dares ; ph gulmpe that the young & subaitern, He was callow all [not generoun Impuisés hat. | Btogether the thing todos it wassn0-“ yy ‘inch o1 | tweed E They Were all to Mo aame end and they toe " i e neater..may. possess,..... i: ae ais le enough Lor Chat | odyre business to'warn Pluffles that he eoyqten on, botN aides, A detailed az) of, fifteen, bets i They were ail to) tho wame:entand tney : : ae : ike a canany that had not fin-|S%e was the exception which proved was thd djs unt wou! I] a book, and would be}. a BO of throa helped Plufvles tn the path o rtue. 4 » . Pa . those o Ingerie ma- ta B as unwise, ‘The pace that scason was |, h ‘ voice which had . Str: yanted=tonk hi Hedging Itself, Tho worat of it} the Tule that Angjo-tndian tadtes-are-in | too Rood to inquire; and Meddling Wi ghowe trent iene ANY One Who knows | Foca, MUST De id Re P Ra eee PPEREN EPP rH eaR TN terial being well liked ihe had three times as much money | ¢very Way as nice as their sisters at | another man's folly Is always thankless tails for nimself, It was a. super | but soothing. a 1 out the €X- ‘whe discountenanced his going down to for the purpose, the was good’ for him, Pluffies’s papa| Home, She spent her life proving, wat) Work: Plultles’s colonel should Dave Aght—there will never be another like | eine fody, not to meanness. Of Tombay to get married ‘ (i \4 special one belng by. ie A ordered hit hack to his regiment when ft'as lone ag Jakiee mameeoe Ss Plutfies's conduct, and the smallness of, BOmMAY to Ret married | \ \ valene bee | tng va rich man and Pluffies) belng | rule: ; ho heard haw things wero going. But way the prise of victors, Poor hig, views. : happen by the way!" ahe said, Ai adil naira ena @ only son. Plufties's mamma adored |” Mrs, Hduksbee and she hated each) Piuffies had got himself engaged to & shameful things about Mrs. H. een he starnmercd something about gests cursed WHh- the. curse o \ The quantity of ma~ wer She was only a littio tess callow | other. fervently, ‘They heard far too| fiz! Is England the last time he went They did not know what ah DAY:| man of the world,” and thin paved the 4 India fs no Nt place for him!" f terial required for the 1 Pluffies and she believed every- | MuCH-to clash; but tho things they sald pomenan ant here) ited epee ta ete ing for. Mra. "Reiver fought partly bs-/-way for what sie Winted to kay next... ln the end the flances arrived with f medium alzo ts, for (| x jcause Plyffies was useful to. her. vithere Mluifles had her aunt, and Pluffles, having reduced | of each other were startiing—not to say | ft wasn maried ssbaitern, [mainly becatine whe hated Mies. frau, [ie Sete eran ano pune momen, Dad Nil attalre to-some sort. of order—nels')""" Misses’ Over Walat ar Jumper with Guimpe— ‘8 weakness was not bolleying | OFiwinal, At Hauksbee was honest—| He chuckled when he’ heard et the bee, and the matter was a_ trial tho soft Soot style In| which) Mra. «ain Mrs, Hauksbee helped him—waa People sald. He preferred what | honeat as her own front teeth—and, but | Giucation of Plumes, and wuld tt wat atrength between MIRREN ee ed ret ER REe eR eee hea DeetLaL Ts tiaukabes: waver aceigh, of. rallct “ i terre Lie Lc beak is s thou e. mi repentant— ad be Mrs, olfet'| a i ‘ Whee yards fl or 1 6 ho called “trusting to tls own judg- | TOF Mer ove of miscaiet, would H4ts-\ win not-good—training nthe leart. it | many idea at the best of times,-and| in some superior kind of church, Litie when both-the vf wills” had been said, [Wide with 10 yards of braid; for the gulmpe S14 yards 18, 2 yards 2 or 1 8 ment’ Ho had as much judgment no | WoC! A won s woman. There waa no} jed nim Inia spending money beyond his; the few he possessed made himscon-] Dy ttt —softty and pieaasniiy, -and-went-her-way.— yarde-o3 inches wide: ait esha teel occhand: ae thia honeaty about Mra, itelver; nothing Out] means, which: were good: “mbave that celted. Mrs. Hauksbee said: “The. boy oho an Taking the conceit out of| Ptufflea took her advice about going Pattern No, 6575 {a cut In sizes for girls of 14 and 16 years of age. * hands, ani this profer- | sovisaness. And at tho beginning of the | the education spoilt.an average boy and must be caught; and the on! way of| Pinfflen, as you take the ribs out of an nome. He left the service, and is now . ance tumbled him inte trouble once or | 844800. poor little Pluttes tell @ prey to / made It-a tenth-rate man af an objeor|catching him is by treating him walle | wmbrella befora: recovering ~ |ralsing speckled cattle thalde green- twice, But'the Disgvst trouble Plumes | Het, She iald herwait out to that end. | tonable kind. He wandered into a bad| Bo she treated htm as a man of tho} , She told him what she thought of him vhere at home. I | Gnd who was Kiuftles to resist? He | get. and his tittle bill at Hamilton's wax |world and of experience so long as the| afd, nis Judement and his knowledge Sata | ver manufactured cate abut at Simia | went on trusting to his J ent, and } 4 Kae the | of the world; and-how his performances A a thing to wondor at. {esue was doubtful, Little by Metle, | 2. your ih me years ago, whon hg was four-|he got Judged, ‘Then Mrs, Hauksbee rose to the ooca-|,Plufties fell away from his old alc | R&d made jbim | ridioutour to other twenty : 1 naye seun Hayes argue with @ tough | sion. she played her ame alone, know. | lewiance came over to the enem ea ae neiya bin | For these reasons, ny one says aT he oie Gea horse—I-have seen a tonga-driver coerce | MO" nat would say of and | by whom he waa made tus of Ta | MaXe,love, to, hersele it she gave him! | Dor, thee retreive aban i : bie Neerrpendanl Fecha ta ny—T have seen 4 riotous | she played it for the sake of-a girl she’ was mover went on outpost duty after | rage would be the making of hin; and Ars, Haukebee tell him the sory of the ugment, an Daual, And ‘the result was! seltex. bro) to gun. ly. a hard keeper pat ever Boch. Piutles's Ranceg was ‘rickshaws any moro, nor wos he Given ' Grew a pretty lttle-picture—all rescue of Pluffle> . the over walst 1 94 yards 21, 11-2 yants 27 i Pattern No. 5575, or 11-4 yardd 4 Inches * ; Call or send by mall to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- TON FASHION BUREAU. Nv. 21 West Tweaty-thira street, Now York. Send-ten cents in coin or stamps for each pattern 0! IMPOKTANT—Wnite your name and address piainiy, and al- ways specify sise wanted.