The evening world. Newspaper, January 17, 1907, Page 19

* * e Best Fun of the D that tf I were a man that spent my salary gambling or drinking, instead of-gtv- RR re nnnnnnnrnnt ing you everything I make and extra money besides, you'd be so kind and nico! he Jarr Family’s Daily Jars! a. csex onus so: m soar mic wr vere anyon ae N6W YOrk Thro’ Funny Glasses prevent you.” interrupted Mire. Jarr. ~“Nover’mind me, nev 1 the ehirarel} By Irvin S. Cobb. . Spend tt all (@arotn the chickens while they’re still in the shell Wo can get along tome way. \I don't ask you to give us a pen ’ By Roy L. McCardell. ‘on yourself, {f that {s what you want!” See some extra money this week,” sald Yr.| | “By George! tf I had’ dollar I'd go out and pi 6 = % her.{1 #ave you all the money I had,’ said Mr, Jarr, pla $ Jers,-witha smile, when he camp home tha ot (eRe aeSOUe A Laded ND Stake el bateayatrea ered But, lke a fool, had ellglble for service in boarding-house omelets 1a but simple mathematics compared to the task of try- he noxt minute. Oh, “Here's fifty for you. \ Get xomethttg tory - { yon! ’ . ee = 7 * : Ing to evolve dependadle advatice notices on the way a boy vesteunnas eat Ba ene BS UAE A Meh RS STA MRA PALA Will tui out When expoaed-te- the influences af-our torn. ; pete Ana merovchild young Mastor Algernon 1s a lovely pleoe A at It dubloualy, i ef < Teepe 2 ie Stra: said Mr. Jarr, "I got it honestly. Let me have a dollar, then,” sald Mr, Jarr, "and we won't haye any words. Go on. You have change. Keep the fifty and ict me havea dollar. Maybe when }_ both: be! cdol." i ~are—pretty—cool-to-ask me for a doiar to may out all night buy lig Tqior-and-olgare-for-your-toxterfriends.-and—-gambling!"*-snappod. Mrs. Jarr. “No, -indted;-not-my—money} —Go, 1? you want_to, but I hare no mon. to be wastedsttie that! —~ “AM rdgher! sald Mr. Jarr; of work. At Sunday-echool he Is the acknowledged siar Pertormer in. the goldilocks division of faultlons pupils; and when {t comes to being gaod and sweet around the house fro-ta-poaltively tha original Worated Motto. the passing yearn leaye no hard and cruel dents in bis unsiullied nature. Ha-lms the kind of disposition-that-keepa: Jn_ang climate and refuses to viapher thr -tre-te-often: harassed and taunted by coare, rude lads who Wo not wash “I @idn't say you didn't get {t honostly,” sifd Mrs, Jerr, Vaithough goodness Kiowa Nanesty —doetn't—aéem_ 10. DAY “Chere's-the-Migginsos. Look at all the money ive. And «it thoy—telt seopie ts that Mr, Miggins tick tt rich $a Goldfields. Why don't you do something ‘Il xo. I'll walk around the block -and give you thaltt:t : time to think over how you've driven me out of the house!” P Rana ieiewh dnc ltiandswhovean and fm _& nought to have my: fob, and giad snough to rf out of the house!” = = thelr necks'and ears except when driven to {t and who c: Cacsedht a a ene hae TANGY oven te you do not seem glad to ANG out: he went, { actually handié one of those horrid, equirmy fishing worms and Pere oaks a Uitiabexts ener 3 There, that was ath he wanted—just an exousn to ket out,” wala SMre, Jarr,| without a shudder. nO eer ea mak — rae Ti, fon Rondness knows. I've « Hundred places | the door, closed. “I often wonder howl keep. my patience with him!" When the Kirmers Dances aro to be given at.the Opera-House under the ats- pos (fpr tt ‘anid Mrs. Jarr; ‘oat what I do say in that we would ba better oft. 1¢ youd MAIttio more Fonarous other times.” "Srwhat other times? ? askéd Mr, Jarr. SCN a : Te aT Qh, thebe's lots of other, tim TkNOW what wakes jou-vonie-and tlila to'me now. What Have you been bet -Their Baby 2 5y George McManus Jurr, ae COULD ANYTHHVQ BE) t z Ff a dee ald din good lady, ‘scan always tell when’ you've boen_deing zome- HAPPIER MN noe : UST THINK OF yes ; AB WORRIED n you Are golig to do something. ‘Theh you are alweya eo ‘sus: EVENING THOME : Soy ; ao ADOUT HM HENS BEEN oy a R TWO | then, end feel sure I'm fust lovely it I ; rene WIFE ey : é ‘ BAY) NOURS HE NEVER Dip ~asked-Mro Jari z ANS THE DEAR oN SUCH A THING Bete yore natural and more like you," repiied his wife. : BY ? . t eat : INIT ing hore and giving you fifty dollars and 4 smile ts, suspicious $ rotr eyes? Jarr, indignantly.” ¥ “Oh, I wouldn't say that, ou -are-perfectly hap aorere ited "Ah," replied. Mrs, Jarr quick!: jourse, 1f your consci¢nco touches “UMy Scondcre: touch “me S-sereanied-Mr.—Jarr,—'Gewhilikens!_What can do to satlaty his wife? If I was a loafer that spent every ¢ent I made ou'd be making all sorts of excuses: for me, If I was no-goodt-you'd treat me eht—-Biit Just-heoaure Tam the kind of a man who only thinks of nd fambiy, this le -what-I-got-fortt!"" = = ‘ ‘Don't. ralse your voice, please,"' nald Mrs. Jnrr, rating hers: “I'm not deaf. can hear only too well what you are saying, Mr. Jarf. I suppose you'll be ‘ we = == earing next!” DO'YOU THINK ID BETTER “Isn't it enough to make a man swear?" cried Mr, Jarr, ‘What do you want 40 FORTHE 9 Ae do7Syhat-65 sou wint mee? If como home and give you any bOCTOR? ttle extra money I get, ft only makes you auspicious. You are ilke all the ; y Sa = ther eilty married women: You don’ : 2 .y PW ers OKET™ asked ttH- T poly. - r “Well, I don't pretend to be one,” replied Mr, Jarr; “but what Ido say. ia 2 — FAINTED ‘TO HEA OR ANYTHING ! SOUND OF ip Van Winkle. | Ao | ie = By Washington ‘Irving. “ ; (hx Bercctzsion of George Mfunre’'s Bons.) | be threw himself. late in tho atter- : Sean een knolt covered with OF PRECEDING INSTAL- erbage, t crowned thi ——-—___ | brow of a worse and prorse with pkle és years ot on; 4 tact tem: and ‘acarcely Tighied by. the ees, i pean For | rays of.the setting sun. For some tim long While h mag aradualiyy advan hen ariveg from home by frequenting | tains began to throw: Mibd of perpetual club of the sages, | shadows over the valleza;; peophera and other {dle personages |! Would be dark long befor e eastons | heavy aleh when” he fen- an fering” the ervors of Dime Wah ‘AS he was abvnt to descend be heard a Van. Vink! ‘Van ~ ri y i Van ry ip ‘an = eet yi ieee wiles looked" around. but -oculd-see_nathing 3 -teHing endless eleapy stdrleal atsoss the + 3 petit Bi PAS y i : : : : . Sstimes took place "when by chance eee At tho “waz ft : : —— = 3 Ge ae 6 Soa ald newspaper fell tnto their hands | Wolt_briaticd up_ TH TARY, im, Bors. passing traveller. How Bol-} sag, paiy_they would sten tothe con-| gien,—Rip Now felt, y down ta —_y. : nig-na Grawied out by Derrick Van bewtedirs Over Satie tenon ere S hee Be cw} ¥ 4 2 mmingl, ‘the achoolmaste: ee ery . | / : Be rhed-tttle man, who up the rocks and aladahe. the moet etgentio word! in| WelRUE Of mommetsic Does the Typewriier-Girl-Need-Help ?_|\savisadie tor mo to answer hia-com-, before detying your parents, It you are @ictionary; and how eagely they Human, bet tte ie =p PIEAT “ao you tmatk-of-the- agitation -Wkds-b)-a-New-Vork! SS RHeROESS ae ae pe be the. sale [sartatn fats os men In the world % 5 : clergyman for milsaion work among! the typawritera-of{means of hia” Introduel mvelt?! tor-youmand-{t-you are of-an-age.to é a eS : ‘ SaWew. ark? <Ian't it rather footah-and- unnecessary and| Als 1 Know whather It was u2| know \(I_mean twenty-one or. over)— < “foteld it. ryt Phove-whatli-seams tomb There ta not) Se7Nke oa wy part to 0 hand hin mor} merry btn b depen epdeions ocala Jans rare coer: [7 Ons neatet poproach i ialg re | F anywhere a Mier body of young women than tho t SRE ; umiadyithe anal Does She Care for Him sone bien ac oeiaies pearance, Fa abort, aa girls of New “York, "the great majority of whom are quie,| SUT Acton was-rery—uniadyiike an: . +: fp patriaroh=bf. the village nd- if ‘ 0M ciiterespecting, nclt-sacrificing young women. who carry |@angérous.Do-not answer his letter or| Ovar Hetty; : Jes a the: Sent Bay east cr re heavy_burdens uncomplainingly, and even-with-a Ngh recognize the acquaintance in any way cy eee in love with @.girl sixteen or z an ca oloth: jerkin-etrsoped. “thre -aiiseionariag would find _bettér opportuntties. of misst cl ey Suey GE 1 ne pee gt fast-moving suMislenty- to avata] Oly, XcOty Jorkin at spose the Mle-rich than _amoni = pris} Her-Perents: Qhiect-to-Fim.|4- “marry when we ars.ot ace. I-wrote with rows of seas a whose days-are_given to an intelligont and labo: ig and bunches wt, the knees. He bore on ‘oh, and who support themselves, and nihe {mes out of ten Nin shoulders a ‘stout Keg. that v' pie wusulders a taut ath ar ett A 7 ec¥eral others, People, men and woinen alike, save or lose “BECAME acquainted n—gentie-}+ “man x fow tionths ago -and have | have leatned to’ care very much for him,) | see her she aays, “Woll) I didn't have uneh-ts going-to-protect the-girt| nut “have just—been—Informed by him | any tima to absWwer your letter, dearest eheer, unoritisal sympathy belp a firl, but )] Sut WIT" do” #6 to-morrow, *~ When to- -in-reailer slats 1ite-loovestn-a-broad morrow came I. ¢id not recelye. any See “reply, Does sho iove me or not and polish nods ry t RA MMT Ae? a oe }o_WwhO Fe- Tha girk does not seom-to-fove you. : 5 < ‘A Uttle inditferende on your part -migbt ‘and—keen inthe: shade of a | outer” one_of volume, decarated | ow! ee Bides pipe = however. (Lor —avery.. and all’ in above thos bs 4 Livia yored up-a narrow ruity es : anything “that waa | $2, ee Houstay LOEeRt, “EAST of persons i without 1s -weak-s proach her tindewervedts~ a ————— = “yhemraver—or-ttiet-na-Y-was-about to get| that he ts ofa diffrent relluto R Pold Him She Loved Hi off, he Handed mo fils card and I g.vo| 1, he being Jewish and I Christian: Dear Betty: My. parents Object to my going with BOUT two years azo a sirl, then 3 him.on that account, but 1 don't lke old, onme and” told. to elvo him up, and stil I think It at would not be proper for me to meet | g him elsewhere than In-my own house, bit cannot have hin d6-90-on- macount 4.5 her goods Pay attenti 4 SBOE. of my parents. A.B. | other girl. You aro, both far too young (ho difference of religion La In itself | ONT RTE OY Meo et ; no reason for not marrying, But you @ixteen years me she loved ma. Wa used to go to 14 jeplar. precio ove ‘ofl went to ter ates Nore ee ant| : teg ; thelr, 01 oP eae tf oe ee eee dunes with me. Gne/mine In returns Neither’ of us spoke ening soba Dey: tie enels | danced with a strange fellow, On’ our |@uring the ‘entire trip. I prosume he 0 ‘and his Daphne way home she etarted to fight ana 1{ Will write, {n which event do you think | should be very sure of your affection) She Talks to Other Boys. outa etl for though the former} called her this qnd ‘that. 1 still love [) if lence, for narvelled areatly what cou " } Dear Hotty: ; fect Ot carrying & ee, of liquar_ Tp tha ttle. girl, but sho won't listen to me, |] AM a lad of sixteen end have a girl wll ny there me-| She wants a tétow who rvill taxé her to || | {| triena of the same’ age; who in- i = ‘ N ms on talking to the boys in the A . ¥ [nelghborhood, inuch @eanst” : COME, LET US NTRODUCE YOU TO | I have often told her to stop talking to "at “hine-pins. 1HE THREE MUSKETEERS : | the boys, aa T thought ft was not proper AL ‘pins. : é : sere | for a girl of her age to do go, and that fieseed or a, cee Hin bee ron; Saree aR MISS YOUGHAL’S SAIS Thom ene eeibe the ahow to suppers | L'S SAIS fest aaoet., o6ribem Thad "engemous |! want «Snow if 1 enould leave har THE, HEROES OF LUNG TUNG PEN ‘Th @ had a hea | beaux ehould not be thought of for at en imilar style with chat of | and eto} bout her oF k | AURELIAN’M'GOGGIN: x Raat Ute aie Gh tnd ton wrzne ent ht or be a) Sean oes eset “ Tothink ‘X would let ter alone for « fee ; i while, ‘Thins may make her more anx-|f =. And a score ofother interesting Kipling be a Very forwant youlle woman, ” ‘ peaeho ae aaa LAIN TALES FROM THE HILLS NW entering w onr several daya ago'1 P zt T - ‘AIL think it would be right for me to etop gat nexta gentleman abut twenty The Best of All Rudyard Kipling’s Stories. dalieing to néct HARRELL othr seat vacant), whom I rather ad. §) They Begin TH ‘VENING although your advice fs sensible enough: aot co | WORLD. of MONDAY RIAN ato dence re. fs ; é 2 a ” e ‘ ne Sosa rifling : wide ‘ : tel @ ttle Jontoua of the other boyat/ —/| joompa 2 large think more of her hothe and school. | Now az she doca not heed my adviog }and continues to talk to boys, jdo you forget the quarrel. ~BRONXITE. iy THE GATE OF THE HUNDRED SORROWS jous for your attentions. Sho ecems to characters and Kipling places’ in © the five Feats of age (thers dotng. no It ja not, your place to advise the girl, fe lomiuan haa every right to resent. Are youd ot ay Is Written by Evening World Humoris pices of the Ladtes’ Ald Soctety of the Mret Presbyterian Church it {s Algernon, ~ in his tovely velvet eult with the ativet bucklé on his bett-and the-Ince-coljtr,— who learns all the steps.eo.readlly and.bo aweetly while the othér boyn arestep- ping on themselves end tnterfering with their fest. At High School he'rttill just as dear and gentle In his mannots am if he expected to be tho gentlemanly tenor in the Cream City Comedy-Quartet-awhén- he grew ap. very reste" Rotices how beautititty cloan the prize pupil keeps his books he otn't: keep from coming right out and waying that Algerion:is bound to his way tthe (op when ‘he goes out into the world. Bs iid Soventeon he graduates at the head of-his clas, He Wears glasses and h Yetined expression and lung trouble. : ene the very top, as per schedule, He very.thougstfully Informs reveral large bank ing firma when he will arrive, ao that the prosidcnta can be nt the depot %o'bid > on his services. But they careloisly fofget what trath: he Is coming on and.” hone of them are there when he nteps off the/ear carrying n letter’ of refers ones Be his pastor and several copies of his commencement essay neatly write en” out. An youth, who, under the, nanre of Nibbay, led the tough gang that used ‘to eee cofnon home from school, For ‘years ‘the folks back home’ had seorn the "4 viewing ould surety” ‘De, and epevuldted in their minds whother lynched. ‘Whon they heard. he had been canned out” thelr worst fears would Foon be realiged and were glad of dt the great ety, Algernon has walked iho prralght and narrow path he Im now qlilte plgbon-toed, but he doen not give Nibbay good! eou out to him, by precept and ([hJunation, the, road to success. : + Because Nibbdy owne a bankand Algernon aweepa tt out. of matrimonial misadventure in which Miss Vesta Victor WILOUT Tha atd“ot x: derrick: at the-Coloniale — Saari "3 var Welttng- at the -“Choreh;* amd ner shots Drought Baek “Pour John!"'—a_ good eecond to hor Arat big success In this counery, ‘The Immense audience that waited patiently for her appearance last night proved that Mise” Victoria 1a ‘even more popular in New York than whe Is In London. sho owned the house trom teat to toot-and called forth aympatny-tor “Toor Sonn!" front orchestra to -juntly lay ‘clatm to the Iargent singing chorus that ever pald to get in. CENTS ©ADVICE® LOVERS? | 3 n exceedingly _ of the seemingly motfohlery- wings, “which at-times: #low-down-eo-that-the-vilration-ber. <= dontetYisthte, and that It ceases with e sudden stoppage or gradual slowing é questionable ravor- ite of the timo, and haa so much to commend itt thartt Ukely will retain it N i: Bay - = A SERRE tor many: = H \ i TEE -pOMts—to— cob py ke. \ = fr % far gracetut and: sat— factory -from._the ptandpoint- of styi6, it ja comtorteble—t—— awear, “and oll ¢he later ones are 80 constructed as to mean Yory abght bulé over fe “hips, while they tare abundantly at the jower portions, Here 4s one in which all seams are concealed and which can be trimmed in @ va- tlety of ways, As Hew to TON FASHION BUREAU. Nv. 2 Weat Twenty-third street. Now obtain 3 York. Send ten cents in coin or stamps fer eeoh patiern onisred, ; During atudy hours he has the nlcedt ttme of enynody and on Friday: after- Poona tt ts perfectly grand the way he tecltea peatry-plocéa about tove And duty, 5 ; With’ his shoee ahined and hts hair smoothed down-on-his-forehesd.-_Ho—fenot— wae sotry when achool ia ever, partly because he }ves Ma kind teacher so shies pe because severa} victous young ruffians always watt araina’).— ‘or him. -Lads of the Algernon type are just the same as Bs: tard xo tho young ruman king eee natal His grade ts 190 1n deportment and rero tn one-old-oat. At the early age ‘of. “Tt is now time: for him to 601 onto Now. York and-—climb the. laddor to Tearw-pass.ty7, Algernon-ts:now in businers with one of the ¢ompantons of r tthialanm-face.when they turht what Nibbsy’e future would surely > he'd be locally hanged or merely college, they felt that ~ Blut strange t say, we now find Nibysy and Algqmon antociaged: together BA — > Itmight hot be heatthy, THE FUNNY PART: Ts . Still Waiting. UT this in your slang and pipo it: ° “Bhe ywelghed up everything that I had on." I the keynote and the traglo note of “Poor John: another song-atory itting her Yolco -gallery_tfis_sscond time around, Maotger Porcy Miss Victoria came on to tell about ‘Poor John! In’a wet of ermine that ‘must have cost nine cats their nino lives, a white fennel reefer that had ween cleaner ‘| @eya, and muff that hardly gave her flogexs a lookin. Sha was tiressed ri, : ikethat “she explained, when “John took her round “en: Sunday —atterndon 10 © ere Lar’, but eho upset ‘er! The old ‘nn welghed up éyerything she): d had on, she Gid, then raised her hands and sald, “Poor John!" Thera’s an ot-"Walting at the Church’ inthe tune 'and more hope deferred “In the Au for the Vestal vauderillian, it's not eo much what Ginga as the funny grapenota, thé foree,” “The Model" brought 'Gfies Victoris’s oress-syed fiet tnto full . {| trated the joys and sorrows of /postng: eck Tbe teeth -pha:-enan tn the backyard, --The droit oar John!" ‘but re aay _ Hew Flying-Fish:Glide, a HT hoary fiat Ae ee eae aa seroblany: Bre ee jump Into the alr, tmpelied by ioe tala ated Papeete r the wings before reichiag- ths water : ‘May Manton’s Daily: Fashions HB —plaited tig eh and the danding is i | ee velvet, but @ plain > atitched hem ts quite aim- ura, Gnd that eho whould | Ste veirt, Libis be put on In straight rows or in some geometrical design at the lower portion of each box plait, on there can be a separate stamped doslgn braided tn goutache on each o: \terials are appropriate, both those sed for bhe separate skirts, and those for entire sults. Nine-Gored Skirt—Pattern No, 5864, All seasonable ma- Tho quantity of material required for the medium aize {9 111-4 yards 27, 61-4 yards 44 or 62 tnches wide for walling length; 121-4 yards 27, 63-4 yards 44 or BY inches wide for round Jength, with 21 yards of banding to trim as ‘llustrated. Pattern 6564 ix cut In sizes for a 2, 24, 26, 28 and 80 inch walst measure. Call or send by matl t THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN. IMPOKTANT—Write your same aad address plainly, anda)’ it wanted. cP Ph SLO