The evening world. Newspaper, January 10, 1907, Page 15

The_ Evening World: -s Daily ‘Magazine, Thursday, xx Evening World Humorists Write the Best Fun of the Day _ The Jarr Family’s Daily Jats By Roy“ MeCardaltr 5 uC: fou've been shopping again, e1T! asked MroJart, An once mote ho deat his ‘ite to the homo nes! about supper time, f Mrs, Jarr gave him such a look! It wasn’t what he said, tt was the nasty way he sald tt. “Yea, I've beon shopping again to-day!" whe answered, “but I haven't been buying ny weg into the quer bust- ness—one drink. at a time!" “Do you mean to say I've heen?" asked Mr. Jerr. “Well, {¢ ¢he cap. fits..you,! wear tt!" aad Myre. Jarr. “I have Seen in mtores—not tiquor stores; mind gou—end T've bean on the move, 400!" "Oh, you've been on the tore, bave youT™ waxed 2tr. Jarr feebly, ‘9 been on the move,” 5 \ Mrs. Jarr. “I “haven't. been standing with one foot on: rall atx inches ftom the Moor so long that I-coms home at night Nmping, with one tex longer than the other!" “1 ont Jimp..on that account," eald Mr. Jarr, “One of my tegs ts ionger than the other because it's been pulled paying for uacless junk." “And how'a your poor elbow?" asked Mrs, Jarr. mockingly. ‘"Wort out trom ¢ horizontal har exercise?” i Seale hi eald hi seman fesring bis remarks might Yona to Btrained ¢eiacion: on’ pe a0 ofanky #imp! y because Y gored fh you abou sting your time." sey! #ald Mra. Jarrinmolined.—_““Why,' here hervotce_trembléa with. self. why; I dkintt eyen. buy a cheap ttle lunch. Other women wiio go donn- shopping, and thelr Gurbands do hot make half what you do, and I know taI'hotice that thay' don't deprive themsclvos of anything. I, see them ordering. stern ta -Nemdurg; ant squab on casserole, end maybe-a cocktail, too, That's “Well, why don't yout asked Mr. Jarr, “If you want your lunch why you gett? Because I'm a fool snapped Mrs, Jarr, “Because I: deprive myself of lars to get something for mywelf the o&ildren need new coats, or you need & new sult, that's why!” Seager yom RTO WUT enocgt BA AN Tarr; who “war osng ihe temper, “you know well enough that dsn’t I buy my own olothes out of my monay. I nover take your houss money to buy a thing myself. Andiif you get things for the children instead of for yourself It's because you want to dress them Bp ike millionaires’ ghildred, and we can't afford i “They are as godd “as: in them, I haye more pridet* Seon! ve Rot too MUON prias, Raa Me, Tarr, “And you Baved’t enough een "WHALE the matter with yout” ~~ Vou- chink 1-havea't any-sense decause-T-wae-torlish-enough-to-marry you," gaid Mrs Jarr, “and I can't deny tt. I COULD have done better." Here she ~ eniffec meaningly, Covered \ With Dust of the Road, ID you ever live in « one-night stand? Did you ever throb mith pleasurable anticipation when a comlo opera trouve *came to town th i many poopie that they couldn't at! stop-at-the xame-hotet?— ‘De you ever stand : Ente. Sheets of -the leading barbershop and—matoh-the-sealsktmad-wtar- 26 xd comedian, and the high-heeled chorusines | § hiking 1 ae pis midst? “Ah! those were the happy days—the days that ended ‘At-tho-Opera-House-To-Night, aa ‘Well, you may dream of those gladsome, bygone days at the ces Beggar” BaF Urrived Soveted with The dust of the sued. that she y- ‘Uttle beggar needs brushing off. No, it isn't that Te Is Just as it whould “be—on the road.“ The mortgaged monarch the wind anda ¥ Tuaatidi thal cavesvoen i Gourd tisptolants etees [bien auiaieastentratinpteaa iene ~ the royal howiekesper mins to fet and. erery.man-in sight; the noble prince gets a few congs off his chest, and the masquerading ‘Princess, after she has had all the gun ahe can get out of har surprisingty woll: » Otting disguises, puts on white and @ wediding-bells-forme expression. --- Miss Paula Ddwerdes has retumed after two yeara, slimmer than when she ("rent away from bere She bas it with her mil the ehiet of which ts playing into the lap of her audi 7 timacy of the one-night stand” p la epirits. She seems to like “Princess Beggar,” and Edwant aeeulcon. a: mone-enows Ubretto eg singing fraven't= beer: EN SS IS 5 SOY ROE sperma eaerere than’-you- oan “I suppose you're going to tell mo’ about the eon you could have married and be ridi; it all again g in your “Don't raise your-roics” al mo!" cried Mrw, Jarr shrilly. ‘And while 1 could} remind you o: how I toming, you that couid-tmye marrmietomenwho could spac. a erecne te if trey were ladics—and that's more-than you dott —~ a Well, I'm_gorry tf “You Gon't caro ong bit," sniffed Mra. Jarr, ‘Nobody carea for me. You might have spoken nloely to me, I've been sorely tried to-day.” “What happened to you, dear? asked Mr, Jarr, "I found a beautiful silver ring, aol!d sil the glove counter. Some roman: dropped bas while tying ona Bloyo. it was a boauty,”? eald, Mra, Jarr, sald Mr. Jarr, all interest. ‘Well? “And a pasty, fat ‘What did you atye it to her fort’ naked Mr. Jarr, “She end her name was tn it, end so it was,"* raped his wife. “What did sho eay And Mr, Jarr -coul “Sterling,” eald Mrs, Jarr moodily. about the Brooklyn elaimant 0 carriagot anid Mr, gets "Go ahead! I'd love to cll could ‘have married men with more money Icould also| I waa rough, aatd Mr, Jarr, taken aback, | r, but expensive, in the atore near Brooklyn women elajmed {t* her hame wasT* eaked Mr, Jarr dirt conven har Chat Rare might be smetting 7006 jenaireschildrea!* snapped Mrs, Jarr, “and al-|_ —— thovgh you want to seo them running. tho street in rags til! people will pity |” into your lap—and there you are!’ She im't ooy, whe tmnt timid. Even Mr. Panlton's book has no terrors for her, and as for the proud Prince, who stitches See Sean atrog Cion te rot taselct patna onl a. tratinn: She 49 a9 , the road to yesterday. If you ‘like tem eute you'll ike-Misx Edwardes, If you you'll find “Iittle to your ‘iking-at the Casino, Ushers may whistie Mr. cee sapeet: Mre—Paslton’s taney ‘Ienock=}: “Widie" {s_6 bam (no, ‘no “every word of re “Mize Ceolliai Thora ahoops. ip a: serviceable eee top tnore: than’ itis 008, by ae Sins aftost at ihe Harper, ‘They {all me that you Fecos- AND THIRTY CENTS, _ aye {bevond “wa “doubt~“You--saw th Str,” siewet ek ‘She Writes Wal wie “aay abe ant nized It at once ve the same you mw for af word ‘with Hus wife. flat Abe document tra. Wakes the Ant ran to 19.0" Wie declares Hes Auitra ‘and that. the evretan Tig teat: various | t = Taps in her hand in the stage-coach. But it the ocr cs tact uate be friends will throw fdentined for years with the banking Industry at Pawpanr Junction, makes the mistake af buying wheat @t a time when Uncle John Gates and other well-known agriculturista are getting ready to sell, As # result ho finds that he must efther go {nto bankruptcy or the deep woods. Ite Dies hts paution and gets aewny with tt but should he remain in hig native town he will have to join the tribe of the Uster Wazxes. He'l il never thereafter bo able to loop tup_ enowsh. coin. 40 eneble him. to keep a cow and a From time to time sympathlztng | a dramatic mehool Hight fobs In hie_way, @uch as collect-| the third page and en Imported buza wagon of forty herse-power tmx bard bills and posting the books for the Ice factory ant ~ . perytng an-eenretary- of the Carnival Assoctatton. —pever again_for him the. soll:tap desk and the bronre ink-stand tn | hired’ girl stmiltaneoualy. dazzled. January 10 the haygcrowers 06%, but there's no record where they ever responded “7 encore. Ing Jack of approbation. t the edge hnrrlen to Manhattan J Torty ways Mite Asnytum, where ‘alt the erarateER ane on their fingers, In she dishoartened? “Never. Quickly she repairs to our cosey village: It's a Foolish World, After All! By RW. Taylor) pc ces a 4 the weather-proof kind! from tho southern part of Africa. Loudness-on-the-found and. —| Atte tenes hen-coop—inbetied “Preatent »—Offioe: ‘Almost: anybody - New York Thro’ Funny Glasses “By irvin-S: Cobbs A ITOME-GROWN. financler, who has been prominently So, being eagacious, he moves to New York, opens « Heres ot actor and undertakes to dazzle the provinoss, H¢ discovers that Hiram) And Gertrude Alfalfa have taken to wearing amoked: glassoa and are not” Fils audiences fall Into the habit of presenting htm with the for & New England botied dinner or an omelette with the aholls atill on, Ho decldns that nHesler cannot. de multably: ren rosh Vexetabies are wit tie poultry belt. of Does he sulk tn pla tent? Not he—the anlky Js not his favorite ventele, Aa fort as o manifest fretebt will prin, Inaldg of mx months he hee a hank accom ot bara out of a Ax. ‘THE FUNNY PART: | You can atware land ‘an seny Ie here {8 you learn how to land the esa rtines for vocal pupils, Soon she ts enabled tp as ito: ack van | to hold on househo! roe niet The fo have spoken ‘of this aie oe nce natere i} fsroy waterall’ fete i y tte aa: | strange ering, to fe Woman declares her sulesdal int eh ang Hazen — Rowers half-brother (an that there, da no r realy S orear ene aby hea ‘veaveatbod “ot ‘ ah —Auchineioes (at- whose 1 ‘and “ane Netghbor—Who ere they? Tittle Nettio—Oh, ‘one te a gentleman and the other 4s papa. ‘Ay mother wears @ No, # shoo,’ eeld the drat tittle girl, prowdly, “Pooh! rejoined the other Uttle mfr, "in a tone reGolent with contempt. “Thet’s' nothing, My mother wears’ a No, 6,"'—Ohtcigo News, Riese Tobacco’ and Marriage. N Siam the lighting of a olgnr indicates a bstrothal, ‘In’ that country a per- 00 nvishing to become angaged to a girl of his choloe offers har a flower, or, ren Saalt takes a llsht from cigar or cigarette if she happens to have one tn he! \ mouth; and thereupon, provided there ts no impediment, Gi fre at once paakebte Mtrange for) the: payment of) the lowry. : Selvoped ‘Onions, ct nar ad fous to man ver ONH. until tender, drain off the | to’ uewt-ae pork, and add @ lutte salt: ud Pe cover with white watiee | Ci, way ia am good as the eth three hours or longer;’serre with hart sauce, weate i For loe Cream. ERO t9 airule for hot chocolate Feat spit acho rahe Sara ao at which Ransom involuntarly stepped back. ‘Hnzen!” he orled; then, as the oRet expecting. a summons are Rappy shat you find yoursolt able to come to us.” Entering slowly, ho ~| hair proffered him ‘There was something strange in his alr, a. quiet automaton-ltke quality whieh attracted the latter's noléce and jed hiea “Tho coronc? has just gone The doe- tors I dismissed. I: have something to | the ioe Nees say to you—to both of you,” he added na he caught alght of Mr. Harper, moter; opt for yor You have known your mother always, HE greatest fault of the young people of the Laer ck of ree ¢ for thelr eld Halt” of parental objection, and who eeck to pursue ‘thelr own! inclinations tn This 1s gencrally a very unwine as well es an ur own ‘good. has never advieed you & If she says your young man {s not ell she desires as — g husband for you, make up your mind not to be ragh, but to take time éo @tnay . im, f-onty-to-conrince-rourseif-of how noble he te and is mistaken. . Su — | She Did -Not “Speak. \ young man, He promised conduct, and they mo out, but he- disappointed ma Now I hear he sirts every Fe re eee presumably the wine. I don’t think you ere im aay; fs going, out ‘arith: different | 4 22) nee Date Baty nd oe t nat me and I foit t enough inatinot ody na well ae the Rréatly add to the ate cae ‘iehed ho had been watehing is 1th at Hazen, cast-a- sudden look-back-at- the osster a i Aeon oat “desire for’ truth had promp 1s almost brutal inquisition. Tren must pfsek pee reat tes it wes, if anything’in Har- arell-contralled count: z before reg Bentn and trewing: “the floor with fying from the lange stand In the Labial as hing but wind if sieing to wit toa Rt in dis turn fy ok order, % peanve: qe to the door, eat beets window he closed, no} from_you,s “We Ranon} noted that UA he reviows: caution. his aes hand py ond col of} not decelye me twice. You played ‘at Hazen waa answering tn ‘point _ Rasps the Inv eat pa thes arm sat down tn the i ack to and dripping with bythe _lanryer_ to watoh him very cloacly, Ransom wae years os. ‘busy with the door, which the’ strony weat wind blowing, through the all made dificult to close. hung muspended till the movamont)made eas eer? by Ransom recrossing him, and be went on, and Mortune {favored me, yotee fafted hith again, Dut /realising the fect mora quickly shook off Mis apathy, two men, who waltéa with itconcelveble eet face ot this thet re = Just id “aye "ot patent affection, drawn into a revolting «tn unmtfiolesome weeds | bi dea down from the shallows. All yet att tamtitar=my— sinter 1 in, the Jeorgian dead-atarkc-it, recognizable. Don't ask me If I'ma it, I always r,t By Anna a Katherine “Green. % Green Robitxd 1 tore trom jer identi was}; ‘not-on the bottom, Rote in & yp Seeined —to-apring from BOUTGES euaPTEs| her stde rare er” ty Let oF peanee bee nx deeper thrown, Sand wedge by the force at lit Giiated upon this vision of nnspeak- then-oniinry lite and “death; and have- ita birth, a8 well as tts culmination, in the imknown- and all-thet-is most-ter~ rible in the human mind and humen ex- perience. ‘Anitra's eyn was spalibound by It, Aa able wrath and almost superhuman do- iat Do sara tn wemdting nin post-card when we did no ons, and amusement. Do you think he cared for nt. Bq was very Jealaus..of—me.— have cared meet, but make no other ndvances, }She Took Some Wine, Dear Boi i night and nunelation: ed | hot Ike any girl that drinks. with @ reflected horror, almost equallln@ | ao not in| his-in force_and-meaning,-ti} the tro wed spectatora saa in the moment of | ou heart In these words Haxen toosea- out mts roe The keen ory of the wind running through the house was hia only answer, “You hear!"! he repeated, ddvancing and laying “a determined hand updn Ler "You have wade a mock of cus he fiercely admonished he: her—eyed assuniad look of atartind {| ourtasity_to_the papers ecnttered over. the floor. “We have had enough of that; you cannot decelve us—you can- deatness—why?. Because. Anitra must here nome disability to diatinguleh her from -Georginat— Because you~are not ‘Anitra? Because you are Georgian after all?’ Georgian! m Tho word fell lke e plummet tnto the chi Funmoved, he spiri: behind chet look ay grasp, i plackbie terrible; alowiy! wha succumbed to it against her will and purpose, tho ‘will and purpose of @ very strong woman. ad determin ‘Thelr_infiience was}- Hot notica. How should I treat) Tt was very foolish and very impolite to atop speaking to him. You should not have sent him the postal card after snubbing him. He does not stem ta AM a young man of sixteen and have deen going with na giet ‘alittle older. Powna_cntiing—on-her—New Year’ you think there wis any t wpeak? Ho called at my ‘wo: went -to-many-plates of VIOLET, yery much. Bow when you the took some -wine,—I-do- Of course, tend to marry her for some acaln, inquiry cand wandered away in” yague | Supper After the Pisy, 8 it compulsory to take | rnuch, and 1 aaked thee Thursday, | father’s consent, but ehe refused, Pi : Igtye her up or not? Ta Sesdtacies You are both too young to marry, and -{-the—gizlhas_sense_enough to_lnow Simply continve friends for ¢ few yeete- Then. tf you still love: her éak ps whichis embrorayred In little dota of sélt éolor, Beets steak belag Eeesstay. charm,” But no law soe ity it tn before me Rashid the fore- Raborh Sis rh eprang to. his feet, Harper doorway The girl had white aa cmathaian with 0 ‘uitutretohed eyes was iriving to ward 1 ries hes. - |e oft ‘the ¥! m conjured up by her brothas words, 0 no man had ever a Ee the rors, onees tho two ut at fre fr nis oh, Ht renzy from his chair ronting ber—a dominant and fant nepor and tho cruwted, at | wroonectous Tasieon, CHAPTER XXVII. than petore, he 4 ‘ “She Speaks!’’ and theing the . AZEN'S face was frightful to seo: this alow ‘words: the excitement, ‘weakness ued with dudden concentration ur P d x onaweop 1} aubject, 'T maw: i poor. what ‘Georpian’s. body. T wert EP hate more so that physical contended with the ot passion so great and ovor- &» the fwhelming in ft power and destructive swe. onlookers It Her eyes rose In a painful and Hing ts dng a! je to hie ¢._ ‘Then, ery /her drawn and parched iar could not hangs sheen flashed them in ag- ony on. . and this long-suffering man read in them the maddening truth, They were his wife's eyes; the woman befor nen was indeed Georgian, rete rang out the voice of Hazen, as ig realising from Ransom's Ransom had. just. realized stepped to the door and ‘The time is short; I have much todo: For my sake, 6 of this much-abused min. whom an allowed to marry per outs @ truth at once, You an pels in eee an inaudible aseaiT aa eos inty grasp rom Nher arm and ate wes: was left etand- {ng there alone, some instinct of 1)- Jatlon, somu realisation of the myator. 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