The evening world. Newspaper, January 8, 1907, Page 13

Daily Magazine, “the he ching: World’s ae MoCardeli's | : he Jarr Family’s Daily Jars : Ait Siete Comes ie Vist. ae Choate Lae do you think?’ said Bra Jarr in a merry, AW. mysterious manner, when Mr, Jarr came hom ““E think # great deal of ‘other evening.” p 3 te xa yout'' replied Mr, Jerr, with great unetlon. goodness sake, don't make s show’ of me here at the ee by kissing = while I have this apron on!" Deed Mra, Jarr hurrledty, “Nearsighted neighbors misht ; ro kissing tis cook." re reneat eco aa: Toure the cook, now the girl has 086, 5 ain't yout’ asked Mr, Jarr, “That's true enough,” ssi4 Mra. Jarr, you are overaffectionete sc metines e ~ you tak be ee others! Yadies own our vest! threaa” 5 ‘You can't keep that man looking presentable!’ said Mra. Jarr, apgioget- feally. ‘*Those buttons were-on him when he left this morning.” “Nonsense!” maid the visitor cheerfully; “and ‘I'll bet shat bis sooks aro full Wihge ene. BO. Loran be SAM Te NA eh clothes of this houxe ai overhauilng while Edward Ja out this evening! Mrs. Jarr, thwarted under her own rooftree, mado a feeble rally, but was forced to mirrender under the bustling and cheerful tyranny of the viatting aunt. Others’ husbands’ buttons, others’ children’s clothes—that {a the old maid's curse," sald Aunt Busie As she and Mrs. Jarr settied themeclves with the mending basket, and Mr, Jarr had departed a free man for the evening. ~ “Do you know why you never married, Aunt Suste?"* “Nobody axed me, sir, she aald,"' replied the cheerful old maid, "And why? Béoaure you were alwnyn coddiing men folke, that's wh. only_wny to treat them ‘s to bo mean. to the Emma, get’ me the button basket and a noédleful of coarse black grape fruit ir TART amann. fear of death. TST Ce Mr appreciate you!" \ ‘I suppose you're right, mina," eighod the old mald, “bat I was mean to! postal card, one-when-Iwas.o-gitl,and'—witho-sigh—'T lost him!" = sO but you mustn't be mean {o them till'you get them!" paid Mra, Jarr, affording a view of Greenw' This is-m-ourloum- mental Tuesday, Brooklyn sa undertaking establighmenta, Mroadway lives out of « sass, Harlem out of a can, The Simpie Joys of the Brooklyn Man. _ 9 IS easy, even for the most untutored stranger, to | recognize the various segments of the large yellow called New York. Byoadway excels in apap nen: TE In, dadtantonaen meant Brookiyn lives in che Take tt on a Sabbath moming, tor instance, Broadway | {5 filled with the volce of the automobile horn and the song ‘of‘the comic supplement, and you can buy saything you want excers something on credit. one hears but the goclosiastical clamor of the church bells. One may buy only the two staple commodities ot the | borouxh—the official B, R, T. ticket, Kood for a -through passage to Manhattan, and the officta! Brooklyn saquve: Whereas in fair Brooklyn ‘ood Cemetary, Gome-suthorities have -contended-thet-the typlcal-Brooklyn_man-tr the-one [pho eats, the most teeaxtart cote, mearg. th : sete a oe a ead is ote propre ove Se e “Newly W as ‘A romance th the slenborbosd st ce Interested. - Another | Mectlonate couple ts the theme of iF 001 Dut.no far na’ theif own: husbands are conceroed they have & (ose carte Mist nex cp he. shown that he 4s. thought. too much: of, and at asters ancesseust be rpcelyed calmly, if- not coolly, 8, ‘according to Crete . ta man think you're In Jove with him, and he imposes om you” cold, connubial kiss and Mrs, Jarr continued: T KNOW YOULL Ge © SATISFIED | WITH THE, WHAT'S THAT? THE BAGY? WANT. ME IMMEDIATELY 2. OEED AT ONCE, PLEASE 1 MUST CATCH THE “hold Mr, dary; ‘but what's tho answer? ” 4 s exclaimed Mra, Jarr, “Tho children are gost | \ ht tobe ought thent @ lot of prosents. Cheap things, and ‘she ous! x revit with all her money—but, of cours, thé poor exes don't wtind, having company when you have ne sirl”* eald Mr. Jarre. qoricuareveltener ala! Jarr. “Aunt Susie took for things off and sine und she's out In tho’Kitchen cooking the supper, ekwheat cakes to-night 90 well have them t went company when you have no gtrl,’ sald vome one to keep you company, as I rapper of | raving to set O4:faxbloned=l) for-treaktas! i “tottresmeeting to-night omy caught the import of the ing out (he visiting raw “THT aeNY forty ont mead: sate abit “Ao you think, Aunt Susle? sald Mrs. Jarr, after ‘grectings were 4. “your firat night la tie hoase and he won't even stay home to enter- Tie wants to srovlo.n Jodye meeting! lant words an she hurried to the stake not tottiog ety — CART >: HELP ITI. Me ATS Eagar DEED ISN'T SIGHED NOW | jd Mra. Jarr doubtnsiy. “yeeping a husband n constant captive pan telling them to £0 out and enjoy Wemeelyes— 114 oft Dozsn’t Frevail At the Griterions — that's the truth!" screeched the conecience-stricken weeper, smashing « ching orange on the stage of tho AVS you tt Toa rding-bow Criterion fam 1 “Maybe you theught-ft waa a lemon. “Muybe you put on your Ibsch glasses nd Tecosnized trus-asyorpot: So matter. -ttke “ihe Truth, tt wont to pieces, nd the osly tears that were shed were thoso of Mrs. Clara Bloodgood, who ied uetledlly for three acts and then told io truth for tte frat me tn Mr. Clydo tch'e play of fibs. -—itostaoat wade told her Racks ren Eyes. Is ihe oftaried formula for a Fitch piay loring Its powor, or In It at we've lost our stomach for the old dose? A [ttle superficial sentiment and bnlsplaced mympathy; a bit of “plolographic’ reciiem, and a sao eee other fissh: ati MARE HIM GO!) HES WALKING). touch of “arvell moctet: The Truth’ Ing ie Straight Road clirtain specchea. ra. Bloodgood, who brougi Fitch-on her aid Feet, Jooked-as hough ‘she wore alinos: 4: i have Wm toad tiert6 #rho. Straight Road.¥. Again Mra, Bloodgood was 1h married young wife who bored you »} Ro extinction with effuslo)s abo: Sle husband, but who, novertheless, _} Sldn't hesitate to compromise herself by clandestine meotings at Huber's Mu- the Eden Munce and the St, Nichoins Skating Rink (oh, Fitcht and like- fwiso fudge’) with the semi-detactied husbadd of ahe of her dearest friends. Ito , | Bo many of Mr. Fitch's “sma ect what the simpleat said eviowenitat cron.t.perfect. lady cans—pla: ats nithout running the danger. of Lving hugged. ‘Hust TikVe reasoned with her on thiy/ ver} trying to iy. believe me, Rood propia!” ‘CHAP he Lecce cs hip erenow try! Verbaps husbands and wles do go to Truver's, the Eden Nurse npd@ other care- Tie tawyer—waved-this- pats: : “I -dldn't know at-that-lbne-tie #ocls: : the -legnteei-h ar brother then aswell as I do now.” ~Ftttis about Al eee Hart a was *. ysis ‘deep ie in, wiloh a ta ot, the rocky, the “totes. ever found. af a mbiripodl Na one gods the and Tot had ween aden again whioh ha pucked Inte: tte deathly low. BE know. that you ate. very pal denna see ace he determination you have just made | “rom the frst, and if fn seeaed Ie hi Pal bar - ° <a cost vou-soce doa ro peeps 2 OF Ui aan Oe ae aN, aes % i s proace py,cynone topes st contd but ring & re hy your past, mymery In you! kn anf | #At, and. posstbly;. mystery threatening hole t Higw tar trom. Your future, and all in connection wit muttered one ma “But fas —horrid=1 48 / been. mortal an; owe fdown that: sidevot the. river. Tare never “allowsda ta. bedvpatages over a intr tiecmorn-tnterosting and tt Ix cheaper, The idea seemed quite nave: and charming until lt developed that Eve, -the Sa nomi Bd want ee ealas 1o-thebr_giriho tr 2-1-0 thar place, olf Wo ve— aware careful about’ rowing Hazen made —a_torcible —. ‘whether of denial oe dps sa ‘Children “Soule Roper tien “fee belter for tevenfor-this moment “The Trith* dtd net prevail. <The story Saeco ney eta he. tpg fe ration under - commonplace and the choracters-reemes- thtess ani | Ransom: Mire | Ob Leen aoe toh: ny “i : ; , ; ; peopl tn faite be apt-to ae has ns Rt a YF ps Sy “Ie would be mlracte | weit she’ hope pouia why we alt turned hal te <CHAPTER-XTV= “Phe Devil's Caldron.’ +R~wolethaity of Hasen'd. whole impressed ..Mr._ Warper. Mr, Harper, serene ‘the other im- TAREE whats. upon Four ae this “np th oe a aI wa Locthis-olt reprobate of eR Tather ti Balttmore that Necky “Alevovered -tlint-she-had= Uataanee Sata Piha sali and tate her. <> tuntty, offered ha cornered” the iy young man Inthe oMce where he had e, and ‘giving him to under- futher explana: Ol, Bort of | chap in him, But he dldn't ory iadvise any ong: to try it; ‘sald tho nce |wnowledge wasn't worth the strain to Keer -andmuscle.” “What was acthe Kncwietgs? We can Hh he caidas how {he walls of the Maiitce rege call ortex 2—was ha and he Ga A of a ledge—l Slant” pacer Laat el goidown heres takce-ple- Tee 2 ses. Well, don't think 1 will try," dryly ob: ror | Aerved the lawyer as he left the room, He could no longer tees his excite- mont at the shone that Hi tated this undertaki: ng. Si How be must want moherl tronene | pl “ite obit recel never | he. ® man should face uch a Detect Sat hotror for another man's profit ald not of limited cxperience, nourh to engage his con- e the words which ac- R_momen| a Apis enote under: Harpe knew. the world—or thought he Next: day the “whole town was thrown into' a hubbud.. Wont had gone out through every medium possible to #0 small ia toh it Alfred Hazen, Georsianta to ongel to dare Deat ready ina final attempt to rerover ht stbr's body, : CHAPTER XXV. Death Eddy. a T wan a gray day, chill and ominous, Au the three most’ Interested in the event came together on the road facing the point from which Haren . soy thie “Wa rders-separated:tn-the- ‘= mllowsnee te cut off, he wil marry ner form Uving. Bie meld’ 2 a Fiten before I roles of this king, mats the See ‘portion tthe entertatnment moro or loss amusing. Mra, Bam Hothern was very good Very English un the Jealous ve, and Mr, George Spink, as Landon, nated tad like a gentleman, Tt was all over when’ came in Jeaning on ‘her father's arm, and at steht te she wam't Heo Rerdcey tier-apertant: put the ztraigh: question to himr “Who is Josiah Auchinctoss?”*. The atewer was- adrupt, almost menacing tn ite emphasis and tone. MA trunemeker tn Gt Youle. A> man’ ehe was indebted to." “How indebted to—e trunkmaker?"’ “That I cannot, do not’ desire, to state, Jt Js enovgh that she felt she | Tae owed ‘him the bulk of her fortune.| you.’ Though this-eliminates ‘me from déne- fits of a wealth T had some richts to ‘the ao ‘Noth! atte: an would have Sia hussand tefusat td play for symewihy. She confessed that ler WAR 50 overjoyed at hearing her tell the truth for once that took her in his arms with the pleasing commonplace, “We Sears: Joye people [oben they're perfect, but because.they are’ thamselvos,’* Hoos ~ Tust alittle something to take home with you, CHARLES ‘DARNTON: HEALTH AND BEAUTY. ‘By marae tee Klubbard Ayor t PEST ORR TRA soft sponge once or twice=a aay, irhts |. ©. Gn ye- | follon Ma\eapeclelly. good’ for. véey) dry Ing the fol- mn medl- Ecios without crit! “You are?" The tohe was sharp, at sarcasm biting,» “I can, nde: that. For Auchtnclons,"in “thts wil, read Hazen; but “how about her hus, band? How about her friends and the | Soa w general community? Do you not think titul and ac clally ur sister should Ienve ao large o por- | a: ton’ of her wealth to an obscure mab fn another town, of whom‘her friends | Heep and even her business agent have never to heard? It would hays, been bettar it she had. left you ber, thousands, eh, he drear i * reflected In the Uigeasae rea hsbnl is ed, in yer and, that i ‘the still more * fount Ransom, Only Haber aned unmoved. ” Perhaps: cha smile Which, wad’ Haren’ “only: ee tee Chief Legatee By Anna Katherine Green. — —R_ mann ES some ywns-the: ther, was going | gro! HOW LOVEY,\F of YOU. Coutd HAVE <{ COME SOONER? ACTUALLY A CREEPING! the -swirl“of-ciiuening waters without any of the lightness and color which Flencing-minlight- gives, meant-for—him tnt one thing--the thing upon WEIGH HS dnd nixed his mind, gfe woul, Tho rocky formation into which the trem Tran at this potat. Pocket revenled-jteelfin-the bald ont Unea of the point which, curving balf Sac tipen -tteelf, hed in Ha ook em briod the unseen vortex. One tree, and-o! ting tor unusu.| shape from: the steady blow=_ PIBvataNe Drnted itself unoonselounly. upon — the imagination. eper of that nell fate: -the-contorted seeatinel att hottors; Ess hidden i+ fens Be unlocked. ritioed uu Ws “spectators but ie Adventurous about to be undertaken by thee ols friend_and playmate, ‘The spectatoty had deen batrod from the Point and stood iined up in the road overlooking the. eddy...They-were numerous and eager. “Hazen’s brows drew together tn his frat exhibition of fealing as he saw women and even’children In the crowd. and ca: t the expression of morbdid anticipatio which the: as he stopped with his two. meats base of the outcurying head encaped hia - lips. Terhey look for a feast of death, but ties will be dlaappointed.” He waa il: bitter. survive | this T have no wish for m pplaay: for a hundred ont: In ey not handsome enough, hen Tale: pil be auletly, with some hand near kind enough to cover my poor fice with a napkin, Harper and Ransom both ren remark a Httle while. later, Mr. Hazent”, Tt waa Harper spoke. They Paesed a little en! of Drunty and | wero. Gram eet under the tree, “Have you duly lacred what You are ubout to doy have talked’ With soveral men of Judgment and expericnoe about this: n\~ teinpt; ‘and they all, gay It’ can have but ohe termination,” ow. Thi mbered cons I nota Mgnt end seem- faynele. but a0 y mutes of deatn ana My schooling has ero, January 8, ¢2 £2 The Evening World’s Popular Humorists &3 2, the one who belongs to, the most: ledges ' newest brands of health underwear! - ‘once upon the eye ana|_ @ Jatest in the spring. They are ans “wrong. Seale typical Broan ere = Think not, gentle reader, as you behold him fgiting his homerard. way, sl2 Park Row of @ winter evening ihat. his Dieasure in en EOF, Weaker who cross his path at the Bridge; his chief (enone to be destroyed by the stronger whose path he ordsecs, Behind that corrugated brow, behind’ those eyes, blazing with ao friehdly exprossion of deepest hate; bahind that time-. Jock face, set Uke the combtnation on a safe, burn lofty ambitions and ‘kingly’ aspirations. For oven az he tramples, with carsises heel the stock.!ntrade. dealer in the large varniahed he-pretzela and atabe with the ferrule of his umn- tr,| Prella the esteemed small of the back of a lady cashier residing on Schermerhorn street, his thoughts are far away. He 1s thinking of the crowning moment of Na Ife, when ba wii become the Grand Exhausted ie Order of Laryngitis, Camp No; 11, Diyiston No. an ‘Tha banthts of bélonging toe Brooklyn lodge can hardly bs: ‘orecertinsted. Thers-are_the-proud-privtioges of mIttIng Up With. the MOK and % of the Sublet tet tend going io: joage | funerals aitired in the correct regalia, conalsting of apron, white gloves, sword, um on She arm and. ; odee follows the hearse afoot, the smallest xnember is invariably deputed to ” carry @ large, heavy book, swung over hia shoulders, ‘iike a basedrum, It's ” always about two miles to tha. cemotery, over a rough road,-and—when-the_pre— cession gets there {t's usually an open question which one stands most in need of prompt burial—the deceased brother or the brother who tateit the book. In: Brookiyn'the lodge dosen't waik, because there are so many. trolley cars, peng but there are other.pleasures Just as deep, and ablding, such as serving the committee appointed -to-dnaw up resolutions of respect for departed” brethren, Tombstones Yio, some lying, but thelr opportunities, although monu- mental, are Limited alongside lodge resolutions, Thr committer always male -it. read that, "whereaa the Inte member was a credit to. society and an ornament to tha learned profession which he adorne UL cotlecting—be it: resolved, that. his metory, ehall never fade from our sorrowing bearte—dnd ‘then they call up the coalioMtica where, he worked to. find out what hia last mame was.’ Lae THE FUNNY: PART: Seana ae ~ ‘Yet many tn Manhatten think Brooklyn-ts'a dull place, ate: Git nig othe even von her by to 9 “tndependent™ gtrt:; ghe Is the WeIUIMeH Aly —sialtien — sore Incidents, the spate and Teconolllations between iii, | ts —maya-lotiily, “Oh, -F-weuldn’t-have-done-that-tf-T you. You give in to nim too much. ‘That ten't the way to treat men," = Hee towns, where the spouts eo continually of her pyheDines tale in Tove: ‘aes verill become a meek, — mild, _mud-eating, pattent Griselda apes ies tatote! you ates knewanaTin raging operator in Brooklyn the other day. and mhe happened to hear my- conversation: She claims Iwas trying to make «inte with this: girl: Becatne I-told her morning J’ wes not’ sure. that I. take her to the theatre that night as Her Mother Objects. Dear Betty: AM keoping steady company with @ young man, whom I Jove yery mush, My mother does not want me to go with him. He came to! my house ong night, and 8 coni® and see me again, - outside, She want to the house now. Do you think it BEL sie) would bo right to ask bin, We wre engaged, but my mother doesn't know it. Bho eafd that {f I ever married him she would not recognize me as her daughter, Would you tell her of our engagement? ~~ BH ‘Ask the young man to the house and try to win your mother's approval. of him before you tell her. Loves the Stenographer. Dear Betty: AM-x-young-man-twentyrons years Atomee and an operstor-en a. -tele- phone switchboard in a large real eg- | 777: Also Wé the salary large ey ts ‘office._I-am in love with our sten- z AW Religion makes no difference-to-sen-- ible —peopie—who—love—emoh— you are both eaying Slt per ip ‘enaugh: Time to Remobe the Hat. expect to be married this year. He ie of a different religion than I, and earns $i4-a week, He is a very saving man and does not drink, but makes coca | Monatly, — Kindly tell me_it the. ence in religion makes it, wrorig. ta nd she says sho loves moe. ay intely she-ts-cranky with mo and as fault with me for every Ittle thing ? fo. Is It because she ts Jealous of ms do you-thtaa-state trying to chTOW me down? 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