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Publishing Entered at the Post: ¢ New York as Socond-Class fail Matter. VOLUME = NO, 16,561, PITTSBURG’S PEERAGE. : Another Pittsburg millionaire's daughter has married an English peer. The guests at the wedding included earls and lords, dowager countesses and viscountesses, ordinary sirs by the dozen, and generals and admirals to add gold lace and lustre. d yacht. The blissful period will be prolonged at a villa in Italy. ~ After that Lord and Lady Ellenborough will visit Pittsburg, where her father's fortune was made and where he gave a park and endowed a hospital, as is the custom of Pittsburg millionaires. The American standing of the bride's father in the multi-millionaire class is attested by Andrew Carnegie. and: J. Pierpont Morgan having sent wedding presents, and the ‘superiority of the bride to American girls’ whose fathers are not Pitts- ‘burg millionaires was proved ‘by the excluston of ordinary Americans . from the wedding. eat The British peerage is more nu- merous than. the multi-millionaires of the-United States. It costs less. \|_A peer can be created any time by the nomination of the Prime Minis- ter and the issue of a warrant of nobility with the approval of the King. The English people make no objection to the creation of new. peers, Rather it is popular with the masses of people that the number of the nobility should be etilarged, since It gives successful professional men, brewers and politicians more hope that they or their children may be numbered among the nobility. + The greatest obstacle to thecwider extension of the peerage is King Edward's refusal to create additional péers who have not enough money to live up to that high social rank. For aspirants to the English peerage to seek to qualify themselves by promoting trusts, by the methods of ~ "American high finance, by railroad rebates, by the tariff and by grabbing the public lands, would be to take money out of the pockets of the Eng- lish people, and that the English people would not stand, js Only a few weeks ago the English public rose against such a trifling _ matter as a soap trust instigated by some enterprising American. The largest English soap manufacturers concluded to combine, They arranged to recapitalize themselves with the usual Injection of water in their stock, To cam dividends on this new stock they began to sell fifteen ounces of soap for a pound. The English people simply stopped buying any soap made by the Soap Trust. The English Soap Trust promptly publicly apologizéd to the English people and dissolved. i Since the English people will not tolerate thelr peers following the example of the American millionaire there is no way for poor English- men of aristocratic ambitlons to attain their desires without getting money somewhere else, and, of course, without soiling their hands with toil. To accomplish this nothing {s easler than to marry the daughter of a Pittsburg millionaire. Pittsburg millionaires are at present plentiful. In early life.they were poor, and like other poor men they married and ‘had children, These children can attain no greater rank ot power in the Wnited States than the size of thelr father's millions. If there were only one child-and. she were to marry the only son of some other millionaire and they both should inherit all thelr father’s fortunes, the doubling of weal Would of course double their social position; but many of these milli fyave several children, and the only way for them to avoid Part of the honeymoon will be spent on the Pittsburg millionaire’s ' } From Black and White” a great Impression on her Inferior Intellect. 1 man sliding back\in the social scale is to marry a foreign nobleman. beecoteoi aay For this purpose the English are preferred, since the Frenct , ences of Jay Gould’s daughter and others have ni the combination of American wealth and the English pee have got what they bargained for. The American girl is enabled tc her former friends whos social position has no other b: t The English peer is placed in position to meet King Ed ment as regards promotion in the peerage. As for the American people who have p: workmen who have produced: it all, the American cor stinted for it all, they have the satisfaction of rea the splendor of the wedding, the bride's dresses and diam moon yacht and the villa ® Italy. experi: | been ¢rom a ‘Letters from the People. One Solution of 0 To thn Editor of The fiver A. correspondey fakes twelve b noting thelr or ¢ of probability tt ed again in thelr oris Is 12 and BAM, Divide t 8 by thelr d by their To the Editor 1 haye read and oth 1 think time of ing. things ax: if they do pad, ft to please t the men. won Wwant-to, ProfaeLaughll are ungrn Hut men a When t paint and px luxurious of course, doesn't trea 4m man’s equal, but « it, OF dovsn't want to know It af oh HARRY! WILHELM, | 19 fhe ts SUppery Pave entn, tr street ford the very worst kind of a { hat could be thought of, I think, how- » tt is within the bounds of of some Kind of thatewlll give a Let some one expert- png this ling, J, KINTER Danie o but ad: Teapect fer such women, ad tr. Rend T lam! The yindication of woman ta complete, The, last weapon has fallen powerless from the hand of a ¢ feminine fear For I am go- med to possess om of they adyertite now { us revert to the wom tho that nh terror “Daily Magazine, Monday, How to Pram a Wie The newly married bride wilt need a little Instruction In the art of cookery. From whom could such leascns come es accept her husband? -Teach her how to make omelettes for breakfast. Your exhibition of speed and dexterity In this easy cullnary feat will make oly as from Why Women Are Afraid of Mice By Nixola Grecley-Smith. Obviously, the tn: | due to the fear th “zs. December 24 .| costly Ia) i$ ‘| cotton gin proved merely a barren honor. He made nct.a collar tant advantage. | fi {her with, {s rigrit-and the ’s a Foolish Wor! (wet, iM & .\ THIS. XMAS we By R. W. Taylor. aN PACKAGE FO! ue OU), ‘ Boss! SE MAN. TO /WELLL COT IT! IT TAKES A STRONG | SHOP ON | (SHUCKST ANOTHER STICK PIN-] | FROM BILL! WELL, HOW MLL HAVE TO RUSH OUT AND GET Hit SOMETHING pie OOH! ‘A ; WATCH FOB. THANKS ! (NE GOT THREE, ' On pane I preoned my nose and vest, before each window lurked, i TWENTY-FIVE -ROMANCES* PROGRESS | _- By Albert Payron Terhune - | | No. 19-ELI WHITNEY; the Magiclan Who Mado a Nation schcol, He was a re Riok. 1 by name, w canpentry jobs and 5 Young Whitney had no mon j which he we sould | It was & farming section | much money in this produ jand cleaning {t for m. | the planters were poor s { Waitney lived on the pla | thrifty sou n to Georgly In 1792, to t sechusstts youth, El Whitney, 1 by doing YOUNG New Eng! ho not ing nee Cotton w ci, for the Nethanfel Greene's widow, a ww Englander, He Georgia clr] whom {ghborhood was cotton, end the tho lint fram the s One man, work chief complaint the diMevity | cotton boil. This work was could only seperate a single pound of cotton in a day. Mrs, Greene Lad noticed handy hes young boarder was with carpentry toda and {nimproving and ching up term utensils. Sie told fone Of her neighzors.che was certain he could Seen dette comme sort of coparatus for helping them out Inventa Bi lty. To please the old lady, Whitney The Cotten Gin. hi the desired inyention. fae NI interested ‘in !t on ht cing own account. workshop and drew up a rough plan for ‘the cotton gin.” He had not the proper to So ho made such tooly himsell. dno wire, nor means of pexs £0 he made that also; and beg bis model. At last the firat cotton ¢: It was a mechaniomn of ro- volving brushes and sa the lint as the maohiner Single men cr woman co and pounds of cotton could ds, {t would enable ¥ a8 Defore, man to accompiish It was oquai to ac Most inventions The cotton gin 1s clmost th only the sare to-day as {ts first mod News of the miraculous contrivance rp- People travelled hundreds cf miles to view the work, Whitney's name was cn all 1 patent his cotton gin, thieves broken { the model, hoping to copy it and ms! tho patent could be ‘secured. Thus, Whitney received his firat terrible sett from {nhabitants of tho very section thet ton, Whitney left the South and morod systematic manufacture of cotton gine. of South Carolina, which chowed its th form cf a gift cf $80,000. But tks wore asrefled ond he bec> < its, nearly all of which he-lost. Thua his hall the South, nd to watch 5 arranging ta! one night and stole! helr own before of ; stzscoas, ich ingratitude t by his inven- where he begun a alded by the State tertes: of on of the But the gin {tself had by that time revolvtiontzed American commerrs. In 1791, only 189,500 pounds of cotton had teen exported to Barope. ‘The. next year Whitney's apparatus was made, and {n 1803 the annual amount of export cotton had been increacéd to 41,000,000 pounds, Cotton growing became a eplendidiy paying Industry. Thousands of miles of Southern territory were opened up. to cultivation and trade, and employment wns secured for millions of workers. The price of cotton fell and it became well within the mesus of the poor. America for the first time was recognized the world over a3 a great trad- ing centre. United States products became absolutely necetsary to Europe. What Wesb‘ngton bad done for. freedom Whitney had done for trade, His cotton gin trebled the value of Southern land, changed barren wastes to rich estates, built up capital and created a new’ valuation and distribution of property, And the man’ who had accomplished all this was robbed of every cent due him for his inestimable service to mankind. He, lke cthors, peld the bitter price of Progress-Making. Ho was, however, more fortumate {n later ventures. For, In 1798, he Invented a process for making firearms in detachod perts (the first time it had ever been done) with a separate set Of workers on each part, tho different pieces to be later fitted accurately together. He started a factory for this industry in Whitneyville, Conn., and by securing big Government comtracts grew rich. | = But it 1s because of his cotton gin that El! Whitney deserves his niche 4n ithe Hall of Feme. He latd the cornerstone of our commtry’s commercial greatness, And the empty gratitude of the nation he enriched {s the only, iparmient he ever recelved. ——_ ——+ ++ The Girl at the Candy Counter. ' By Margaret Rohe. Uo know everything.” 92 a Pound thinks Jt necoseary Robbed of His Roward. ODEN ca he Togular Etmhty ts a old tome why ft to uvist x good and Rive ft a fors'en curt bition 2 1 MDE pursued the Reg- a Ainge to th. tis and the I Ite perfect i th peonte th could sing as aharmingly ns « owacror . “Nf sho got the chanca, the auere Smiths any —_—,—-—e>. HARLEM PASTORALS. ‘ -. The Xmas Eve Shopper. By Walter A. Sinclair.. > WIXT Lexington and Morningside, ~ £ Where Harlem's marts of trade abide, a Wherw crosatotwcn cars and lovers glide, «7 T met on Christmas Eve’ A sad and solitary man Ruilt on eleventh hour plan, Who cornered me and then began This gloomy tale to weave: GETS me you seo a lack of glee, for I'm a fear-filled wight; I I needs must roam—don't dare go homo—for Iam chil with éright, 1 : ‘Tis Christmas eve, and you'll belleve'—and here.he paused to cougtem . "That 1 feel blue, because—'tis trug!—I put my abopping off— Off tii to-ntemt, I tell you right. Oh, fool I was to try! But TU fut said, ‘Next day,’ as sped the awift December by; And when at last all days were past and Uhristmaa Eve came ‘long T grated some cash and, bold but rash, I Joined the Harlem throng. ‘phen why this tear? ‘This waiting here? And why my empty hands? - I've told tt o'er to half a score, but no one understaads, I etood before a Harlem store-the clock was striking elght— A comely dame before us came—shampoon to ‘demonstrate’ An hour or ag, At lust I go, But halt before a place Wherein a mia before the clan of rubbers razed his face, Another gent, with same Intent, a muscle-pulloy jerked, “You know the.end, my patient friend, At last, Indeed, T woke. Tho storan were closed, as you supposed—to me It 18 no Joke, I've not ore gift, 1 1 all be miffed—my relatives—and sore! I'm down and out, without a dopbt; but why dlatress you «nore? }. The Chrietman chimes will hand mo limes, aa bitterly T cuss The street displays that caused my daze, and all this blooming muses, ‘The Moral's clear. I'll apring {t héxe, then say if I decelvo, If you doiay, why, walt @ day. Don't try it Ctrietmas Rye," Rea at A Rae eb ares Vie ee mec MeN neMUny Pa ReoROR A Amer iirisE si! RESUME eran