The evening world. Newspaper, December 19, 1906, Page 16

sities the retiring hour becomes earlier according to the dimi 4 ac » ‘American. money : MnaLondon are really enforced, as they are not in New also, there are museums and libraries to go to. % f ¢ ening W eR AURA) MON En ink pacagemnant seeing ptenmtaynetmeyetne fe tcninnt A teeeem te a . orld’s Daily Magazine, Wednesday, Dec ember 19, \ Cold park Rom, New York | fished by the Press Publishing Company, No. & to t the Post-Oflice at New York as Second:C LU MET sess A LL-NIGHT CITY. f* New York pet town, No other city in thé world stays up fat night the way New York ¢ S. One section of Paris does. stay up date, but that is the neighborhood where An r “the Frenchmen stay up after hours sofa Neither Lonion nor Berlin 1s an all-night city. Germans who inhabit Berlin go to bed at a reasonable « -Of the other American cities, Chi are spots that.keep awake all night. Be Philadelphia goes to sleep so carly {hat the loss: of cu closing of the saloons wi hout bathering the police. But in New York everybody wel- comes a pretext to stay up alk nig and everybody from all the rest ot the Uniied States who comes to New York takes every opportunity to induige'in the same habit. The six-day bicycle merry-go- round ett, these all-night stayers. Every such exhibition is dependent for its profits on the w YC desire of some excuse to, keep from going to bed. 7 The number of all-night restau- rants i yearly increasing. The crowds do not begin to gather until mid- night, and they stay until the milkman deposits his cans and hottles on} the sidewalk, long after the newsboys with the morning papers have | made their first round. | What is there about New York life which has developed so many thousands of men and women who prefer to stay up all night, and who | never seem really to wake up until the hands of the clock have met at) midnight? \ Possibly it is because there fs so little to do in New York day times except to work. True, there are things to see by daylight—the shops and the stores, the crowded tenement life of the vast side, the hurry and worry of downtown business, the roped-in brokers on Broad street, the doleful processions to and from the elevated and subway stations, True, But besides these, the sights of the hurry and worry of sordid money-making and the sad impressiveness of overcrowded life and toil, } what else is there in daytime to interest any one, and what is there td) cheer any one, to enable men and women to imagine vain things, to! make believe that they still have hopes and that ambitions are real? | The all-night New York is the abslormal reaction from the day New | ™* York. It is the time for dressing up, for arraying in the best apparel, for highly spiced food and stimulating dritiks, for a generat pretense of social gayety and habitual enjoyment. “Which fs real, the day or the night New York; the money-hunting) Of the-day or the money spending of the night? Or are both unreal and unnatiral, the strain and the effort alike at both hours, the departing from natural standards-wrong at all times? One could not exist without the other. The, day New York pays for the night New York, and the night New York adds to the shortening of years and th joys and sorrows. wiing of Letters from the Peo ple. 'Domesti c Haps and M THANKS; BEE THIS JOB 1S NEARLY) ELN- LISHED. MARIA § CAN THINK OF A SURTAIS- IG NUMBER oF THINGS FOR ME TO DO! HE EVENING WORLD Is giving TEN DOLLARS IN PRIZ the “Domestics Haps and Misbaps” comic series. The suggestions must be sent to “THE COM York City. : ‘ ishaps. By Quincy Scott HIM! IVE GONE AND VARNLS HE RIGHT Anou MYSELY IN A CIRCLE! sy, Mist muceRgo SmrTH “pe ‘akcompanied by drawings, (OF | ening World, P. 0. Box 1354 New The New Yor If YOU Had ROF. J. LAURENCE LAUGHLIN, of the P Economy Department of the University of Chicago, hus been, quoted as saying that Americans are in Gress, manners, study, Intellect and lan- and that the wiggling, swaying movements of American women have made them the rdicu rope English, French an? German women, ho res, walk with some dignity, but young American men have oa giide ard a wiggle thet ngraceful and undigrifed. ‘ This ts dreadful. One would think the professor hay lost himself in a wilderness cf Camillo Cliffor P slouchy of show girls. The distinguishing characteristic of the Amerly man's walk 1s {ts free swing and erectness woman minces, the English’ woman astride: k Woman Does Not Wi ut By Nixola Greeley-Smith. caighi, swift- | : | ac~tring visor to our shores ts on thé carriage of the tall, Aican iris SS the unpatriotle professor referred to the extinct kangaroo\method It has been dead so long that it was fairly tlme for #0 9 to get hold of tt. Perhap this 1 dation © Aing walk tn Chicago that considering tho Chicago 5: Sikes, a Wiggle seems searccly possible. : : A wiggle finplies Nghtnens, elasticity, and not too much welsht accuse the! Chicaga girl of “plodding,” but-of wl So, 4 against his own country that Prof. Laughlin’s tt meitn us, Rad Chicagonne whew they die go ‘to they live, the Just and unjust of tle Windy City prefer to condu dons of human nature .n New York. | The women of New York are not wigslers. One or two here and there’ per- | haps deserve the imputation, but as a general thing the New York woman has the simplest and most graceful walk to be found anywhere. And one need on stroll up Broadway to find it ost. t thelr observa a Wife L MAKE A FEW PURCHASES Fp ths tecent meno + t p reader i eaders J i : as —— Also 2 More Than He Could eh Repartee. A Misunderstood. WI be att 0 ; H {eter a of the golt inves et was hunting up the! New Yo eases a i vith a you didn’t marry a cook." {nome of whoa were | 7 Sud- that night she heard a nolse, yy bohind time with tielr kent ¢ Joys of a servant's bite. I put up 1.’ she eald, ‘here is a robber In ‘9 round and « Mias Frominston k ‘Aimed | the ho! Get! i At $C she de nd play off os at Get up yourself," he anawhfed game oT shall scratch her,* li asda i at about the leep “you didn't marry @ police nt. i Saaaealiie 1 z Fl was horrified, sayy THCTita a : [> Finglly, however, gays Smith’ er would, have ry) Weekly, John witha revolver and } ve vt } a i{ wife with « éandle traced the noise | [itt aU ARS MoH AnC en : A itine ewitohenpirnbgees Woon h =e bravelinl Cit n RCLUR (Dineen eleaame ue, tay) ‘ i i opened the range door, and @ huge rat! She co “1 @ moment at r y oh a Jotin pointed the revolver |ington’s di and by, th ay y but didn’t shoot Jhad. arrive 1 S \ du't) you shoot it?" asked his | modify as pint yl fay | wit joer Tasteranyn w S inl os sald the hunter. | eT’ couldn't, he replied, smiling grim-|it you don't play of your game helt < Jeo nimi “it waa ‘Just out of my range."'—) come u.ound and pinch you! [acre ed good een years I nee oie University charity of the Sal bad sren the w doubted religious > by this Army 1 anid the joy it »preade , Gerers on our Lord's b not, aa a sano munclation. 1, the ¢ lea ‘i If he| for me to the un- Found: An Honest Olan. For-Cheap Oyera In Sew York. To the Eattor of 7 If} New York ¢ pride & Kood ¢ dard und § HERE, LITTLE PAN, WILL You KINDLY MIND. FoR A RB RR & 2 & By F. G. Long OOTSEY, WOOTSEY: woo! I wonr HURT M| Ls 00! DEEDLUM! BABY. Tew MINUTES? ‘TWENTY -F “| leigh. janswer charges of heresy. Knowing how many adherents Emyperor_promised bim a _sife ecrduct Yet the accused ne, an ts i < German3\to-dzy via | , VE ROMANCES* PROGRESS By Albert Faysron Terhune No. 17-—MARTIN LUTMER-The Peasant Who Conquered an Emperor. Wo m were riding/throuzh a German forest. One of them was Joho Tetzel, a monk, Kho had sent by Pope I.co X. to peddle “indule fences” through Germany. The other was a stranger Tetzel had met on the road a few $ before. The monk was explaining to him how to pay for rebuildin. haser from gullt ndulgences.” “Will you self At {ts conclusion the stranger proceeded Awer Tetzel and rob him of every valuable he possessed. Then he and bappy im the knowledge that his sin was forgiven in This inctient raised a laugh all over Germany. But two men did not One -w Tetze) and other was a young peusant, wh », to the disgust of his family, $ This peasant. founder. of the R Religion had during the fifteenth century become far degraded from tha pure principles of the Catholic Church of io-day and from the original holy: and Fed of that Chyr sled in ‘this { Flood Tide of { f Bauer tits Bilt aa spulous men in the Dark Ages Vy rupslon: ME)! Q rs me written fa Lat ~ few copies of it # in existence. Not one Ger: ten thousand bad an opportunity of stanyt “exce and no scholar could cniters id ft he bh such doctrines they, choseand th f Fs el truth. T and life (ite the gins) held offices ia the relisic 1. luther, shortly before this affair of Tetzcl's re} plow a eximitied ta Nolne=e What heyeig athens’ Ind HeeA Ree ee od mero Ce thinking. Then camo the p fe of indulgences, This was the last raw, When Tetzel ca nberg Luther shocked and amazed the whole world by ‘: h where the monk wes to preach a paper which di That such indulsenc alone can forgive sin and el sold were worse than useles al has the power to pedldle diy ey guilt: Chat indutgen me m0 schemes, and that no one can bu, . to the King pidne a 3 the Kingdaga ope was aghast at such new, strange theorles. began to think for themselves. course is run. The nobles, too, espoused the pensant’s eager to hear more of them. But the clergy were furioux and ordered to report at once erson t the Pope. fused and co AED reRGhes Te Gai tararee dee Bible sheuid be free to all men to read and inter} that The pl When once a Peoy ward hotly, Luther ever gaining new adherents. ‘ope excommunteated him and crdered his books public Luther retorted by burning the writ of excommunication, Mean- ume’ all Germany was reat asunder over the guarrel, and the Emperor, Okarles V., thought bes: to interfere. Ho sutbmoned Luther to appert before him at the aty of Worms the presence of the Diet (council) to as the promise of a sovereign, urged him not to mouth by obeying the counmand. Luther replied: as many devils {n \Worms as there are ch!mneys on knowing i put Ms hea ted the terrible Emper § and refusing to retrz way just in time to es {ding for i 1g a trans- . So that even tho le In use fn him a fe He spent his of the Bible into ~{ Enters the Licn’s — Mouth. lire p fearier -eply the common peopl mmon le e attached to the reformer that even the ed by religious quarrels among ‘sud ements bf every kind, Tiss nee he died. soon after writing to a friend the ens awed how thorquebly ke had pald th ¢ escasban, (horsuel r e price of misery out. weary. My spirit 1s broken. I am bli I long for a little rest and quiet. Yetcas much work aeaataeeeony ne os ever. J am so weary of the world and Ste world Is so weary of mi t the parting sill be as easy as that of a guest eaving an nn.” if The Gitl own followe ng letter whic h is the Iet at the Candy Counter. By Margaret Rohe. . “ ERE living at too fast a gait, sald the-Girt ae nter, thoughtfully, be asked the Regular ‘Dil you stay out too said the Girl at the about that young man fide by his GOT A UTTLE TUMMY AICHE & I'Lt Fix 00 COMFY. What Tradet 5 WY papa crit young jad, not quite Tama Pigsburs CAUGHT You! You SLDECEITFUL VIL- ») Dy : ar after. coal! Gazette Times Pittsburg Gaseste-Times Pee IV esarmneo ey HTP EY ie MaNpr Tes Vitae HN aria nenvieeiteontx UES ly, eet eee eee NO “CROSSNESS" THERE! tm glad there ain't lawyer school cu “What makes you say th “'Cuuse the papers are alwa 4 ec, LT accept you, of ‘bout their cro examination couraa—Pick Me Up erican, |’ - oo -A RASH SPEECH, Witower—I'vo always sald that married a 1 should choose ood as whe ts beauthul Really, this ts very sud- when the job waa too much tom Is the wrong © willing to ra tn the hall oute right after age, they the dumbwaiter . she wants, sables; om the other woman golng back. Ha he bell cow or fail in behind—and he can't ba him, And that's how a lot of the courts wives their salary.” acottase theory? asked the — orn The Gist, indignantly, ink Its a porfectly grand tt will never bec 9," er fe The Sorrows of Marie. , By Walter A. Sinclair. . The troubly a) IPLING thought he'd reached the limit with his rhyme of Woman K Fair. calmly diagnosed her “Rag and Bone and Hank of Hair, Kipting, ith pling little poetry of “You and T,” i i Voired th ghta of gallanz persons in an age now long passed by.’ 7} \iuady thought himscif a knocker, Thought himself a grouch, no doubt | Listen how. Marie Corelli dopes her loving sisters out: H . “Frizzled, padded, shameless creatures! \ ; "Dyed, With painted, porcdered features. ian | Furbishing your faded faces, | ie Gorering all hollow places, Thin and scraggy, seml-bald, gif +*Lorely Woman," you are-ealted £* atan's Sorrows, what to "Wormwood" turns your lave Of the aex you e defended to the sentiments above? | art still boiling with the anger of your battle of great note, | When Laird Andy tried fo build one on the spot where Shakesy wrote? *: old his clasy-boys how each one should choose a wits, your deseription, meg will single stay through Ufa, 'yohn D. Junior t | tf theyre ell i { 1 t i E Id, padded, ahdsfikless cregtures!” (OWN! from Sunday-achoot class teachers.) : “Standing for all fierce exhortionsy Charged for fake pliump-houlded portions. Seraggy arms and links atl spindle, ‘Lovely Woman,’ you're q sicindlel* | | UTTZITI ree yn ed him,