The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1906, Page 23

The Even 3g World’s Daily - Magazine, Friday, December -7, 1906. bh eee anne ae Teoin §. COBB WS ON The Evening World’s Two Popular Humorists 7° 3% Roy L. MeCardell’s Ly » Irvin §. Cobb’ s day/and at other times for threo lo bitter, Mr. Jarr at the Lodge. New York Thro’ Fanny Glasses. (0 (2.080 800203 Frat a ri nl The ae ial) s Daily Jars. Bogs goods wouldn’t match Aunt Loulsa’s comp : had struck out the same time “yo! he 4 MUST tako i an insult to} wifely dressing down us a loafer and a beat that = delphia at 3 o'clock on m Sunday afternoon, and jor something, And The Gift-Making Scourge. ta hot weather, [remember mighty well what|cided, as I re y turn ft Into a pillow ec ) ry |takes her husvand out, gets him drunk and steals happened last year avout this time, madam,’ and give {t to your couain over in Pompton, N ; his money.” Mr. Jarr’s lodge had partic. “guess you'll bave to taxe him home,” said very next day you sudde ’ IS the season when Yell, what happened, Mr. Smarty, 1f you know/ But th | Wash. ° Hites, of] so much?" lthat only the year before you Ipated a few hours previously | Rangle, turning to Mr, Gote, “You live in Fiat~ Upper Harlem, hie’ Wi you Dought enough silk and mater Vand) thing large and expensive ho funeralot a Dear Sir and bush and he Hyves in Harlem, His wife don’t to the hosom of his flat these |etuff to Hulld a sideshow tent, and along about all she sent you In eee ned’ Guan (aciaont know you Taw December nights to find | Tha iging Day you announce! 1 that you wi tmas card “shoy Whe et ‘ a ‘Thes secmed to rovse Mr. Jarr. He fall i his lady wife enmeshed tn! crayeyard arid the dd windows A , iy} gratifying success on’ tho n rother Gote, whom he'd never } embroidery silk until she} ortary vault in the words 3 Alniost two of tha Mos’ met U and assured him he w: i | looks Ike a larga frenzied | The Compliments of the orthy and Mustrious i prince, Mr. Jnrr, would be T “We was Just a obeap Ittle pacar Got i ne ritual, ‘hen the eab arriving, he was helped tn, and cocoon, “The blow bas fallen,” he moans, ‘I knew {!t would come, but oh, it is so sudden! hat I'd dono for her! You know hoy mbout it yourself!" I know how I did feel. all the y home choso to regard Mr, Goto 4 his dearest friénd, with whom he must shake anda and e with every fifty feet. follows at invarlat nal interment, except a ations to the manes of tho subject ) you wor of silks and J return to my once peaceful few days more and bought $11 F Nactingiana i tty. fer : \ home and catch my wife red- lwrestled with {t prayerfully und otherwise. And}o¢ the neatly engrosved “Whereas?” Arriving at the Jarr residence, Mrs. Jarr was handed tn ber gullt@and not more you added to it the smaHer tho blamed2 aye can't see him any * declared Ofr found on sentry duty, only gilt, but blue and purple and a few other | ‘thing shrink, until you dec{ded you'd better tack$ Jarr, ns he leaned against the cafo third-rall and _ uthatik goodness thero ts ono person among al 6 i a couple of felt soles onto it and make n pair of i chrymase r ‘t geo Jim Polder r, Jarr’s so-eniied friends whe nies D a Bee noe Meee rede ae him or his wife's feelings {o bring him home! colors. Woming, you dare not deny {t—you have | lbeen reading one of those tlmely aviibioa by Aunt i uf bedroom slippers. The next night you discovered? now, but ho can see us!” he sniffed | |Hddie Prudence Bok jn the Homely Lady's Jour- 4 . 2 l it would be just the tight sizo for car-muffs, And ‘Ah, one minute we ate here," sald Brother) sald Mrs, Jarr tearfully but Geese meh nal on ‘How Any One with a Weak Mind and a then {t.was almost Christmas and you bad to g02 Rangie, mising his highball into target pructlce Wake up”: she idded, shaking i r, ae x abe ‘downtown and do all your shopping in a terrificg position, “and the next minute we-are there! awake up ca x this kind gentleman for nelng you hi | |Wuack for Knitting Can Make Fifteen Porfectly | br ratory: Fe a ee EN Hau Fs ra ‘Dear Christmas Vrosents 1n Fifteen Minutes’ for | > rush and spend. about twice ch as you Bo saying he put the highball across’ hia palato | Fifteen Gents.’ « , : - intended. [I fon't think I heart anything more? without wetting hiw teeth, | Tdolike to ta. i S but Mr. + regardod Brother Gote dltearally/e ie i ‘No such thing," the wife warmly replies. “But ‘Aunt Loutoa a lovely ded. lubout your fancy work. By the way, what dd ‘Wo'll miss him now he's gone!" declared|{mportant business engagement,” sald Brother went. Hee then u look of scora cross { [ om’ smart enougt avd’ economical enough to going eee Tasted in a grand design of poison YU do. with it?” » Brother Gote, witit.a shake of his head. Goldborg. ‘This excuse wai deemed valld, no ona | features. a rect eh eat | pave you a lot of money for expensive gifts and Cae eater ewisbed. cranberries and’ MT-I pave it to the cook,” says the wife with a} At these words Mr. Jarr burst {nto tears and|taking occasion to remark that It was nearly 2), “Don't knpw dam neounder pel ares i | ta little bit ahead on my Christmas | ysaleaveeas ow eald anything “about eran- Sullty flush. declared that men lke Brothar What's-His-Name)A. M, Never saw ‘im fn mith 0 : ratlons 3 Biren ight at Ieat | I neve ‘Now I know why that cook quilt,” gays Mr.$were getting scarcer every ds |] got a spratned arm,” sald : | muh forson mull G DE eeereny Cnn CLONE : Seti ina " ‘old him a, thut’s sire!” And then| And but for the rei f se Thon he foll asleep and Brother Gote had to)"{ couldn't hold him And then| “And but for tue restretnine, re vroaritan {rom ; ” “ Wash. Hites, p Wait, woming,” continues her husband, ‘and’ Nie remarked asjde to | ea a1 HTve | : t t pay for the last round, which overybody ‘had de: re becomen hin wifo hor incessant diestions and sus- {t wi olin, i. ok Fa ed ee MEIC clared they didi’t want, but the refusal ood rit iathush fool and plent S By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. ASISIAY HE SAID DAO SPE How \\ / COIN’ TO GET \_ & EVERY BODY DAYS rinse the mouth and gums as often os J - EMPLOYER, MR. TWICE TODAY HE TAKES. RON ITS Fey NES THE IMAGE OF For Blackheads. (fequmredse s,s) CRUSTY.T INDUCED. NEAD some HIS FATHER! | B.—Thére {s| HIM TO COME TO SEE J ‘ ) A F 3 no totton wwae|Wants Lighter Hair. no f im > ~ 4 Faith Is Loye’s Keystone. I know | SIF W.—[t your halr fs a satis- s a ny girls write me complaining that the young men { will take out} factory color At present leave It si Svs they Know occasionally call on other girls or take them eads switho “ qlone, except for n weekly aham- Rea NEE We 7 \ 1 could > . <i} DAT KID IS out, They don't seem to-understand that unless n girl { Hy ccosbla soe [nee a Bellsiotitartaralt teed ee FACE AIN SS] TAK DETTER \ b ! GOIN’ TO BEA ib enghged toa man she haa no right to dictate exclusive- : will haye to use| will enake the balr priul -. 4 1, THAR THAT i Sehy I hfe. PICKPOCKET! nena to him, and even then, {f ehe ta wise, sho will permit ie aoe g iT? NY ests hi KPockeT! ness ; i ca 0 0 | <E TE C Gee to aes somothing of the other young women 0 : rush and a good} Would Bea Brunette. | 4 a Yi) GR-R-R=RE s E ‘ : aacecla onder to realize what @ prize he has drawn. : water, If the black-j| foolish and rash desire as to Beast aaaat A anan is often fasnlined| end ‘pleased fy the exactions of . sat} oon as rt and sometimes aggravate him Into juatitying “her doubts, Faith te the keyrtons of true love, Ifa girl feels that she cannot trust a man had better not love htm, F | @ woman he {Insists that she : ren when hia knows he Goean't deserve tt. heads ura very} come @ brunette when you are a prominent, after| Natural blonds ts tmposable. If your: shells In te naturally pink and white you with oa comp eas | had better let It well alone and bo ‘wrung out in hot water, press out the, {hankful. It will probably lose, its lackh: n Te | bloom soon enough as yu grow olde: offpndlng ) blankhead a apply a| Bicom woeruch strane coftes will masca | sodthing cream. [your complexion very sallow. ‘ > " Bs blue eyes and @ very fair com- | Receding Gums. se E d] a ances, but 2 plctons bore softening Wants Larger Eyes. Thess, however. do not hide her forward and overbearing actions. : 8, ct ‘3 + RS, E. E. B.—Below ts a formula E, F\—Science has done a great THOPE YoU Wont 1 f tag gums. You} deal for the cause of. beauty, but Dy (Let dim MUSS YoU UP : f yr a P. F. J. k a great deal of water tt cannot yet make small eyes 7 e , ‘ygnore ner advances, Treat. her 7 h er \U. 2 b teniglaesen in: large. Actresses use a small black pen- 1 quite (puzzled about a Christina} yoy would one of your youngest puplia. fo iso (from eight to ten g! day), OH, JUST LEAVE : t ‘ hia will cleanse the m of the acid, | cl! for ths rurpose, which ts all very ‘ A y aS c aitt. What would you advise me to) she will soon cease to annoy you, ‘which ts the cause of the troublo | well on the ¥taas, but those fine black SRE WATOU re R ive hort I want to yive eee A ” . ; | ines around the eves are eastly detect ET IT AXE * i aie can vse? If tt not proper (e%} i r * entirely with you. i . ie mention somo nice article which | Dear Be! 1 5 ht vi pies = peed alles eit ith iwatse to COD CchG MEAN TO you would think would piesso any HAVE known a very bright young : young May? LOB, girl for quite « the and I have al- Yo: might give her.a very pretty ‘ways communicated with her. I umbrella or @ pair of long kid glovgs| generally usk her to go out with mo. ‘or & box of fine handkerchiefs. Bhe promises that she will go with mo HINTS FOR THE HOME. ‘i 5: © 3 7 scene day, I know not the reason, but ‘American Muffins. SRuakciotatintacnarene rte ies OT A OREHT Ie OE To Try His Love. Vakslaswage tulle: or) yroliid tikelcot enor IFT together two cupfuls of flour OTC ee Cars Py ep a Heat 1OEA! BRIGHT } Dear Betty: 5 Petes Tam to do, E. T, B. with hbalr @ teaspoonful of salt,| mingied, seasoning with black pepper! IDEAL GRR AM twenty-one years off and am} Apparently she does not care for you, taree level teaspoontuls of baking | and adding a tableepoonful of melted RR! : ; desperately in love with my Henry, | TY being attentive to another rirl for butter. rm into eakes, using an eg. who is soven years my sentor. He|® While. That may rouso a focling of powder and three tableapoonfuls of | Putter, Purr tte eae ictae n ees : > very good to me and eeturns my|¥@ry and do you «ood. mae Well beat one egg, mix with /in hot fat ta ‘ul if i a tokl: stl at Haed Sjouc’ Kaa ang a‘taierps: | Pommes Chateau. FE Sivaieaetleaeaak (10) Get Rid of Hem, ful of t butter. Be hard for} BL i ver, i le ~ i. méited butter, t < | ERI, four potatoes and with a veg: very affectionate and would lke | Dear Betty: fa 7 ve mintites and pour into amall, well- | : fered) tings oricunssc: Baker inva not |f- Crleeuten, eoodn ont! Bom! rolind COD sttOT i to have htm more no, What means|{ JOW can I rid wynelf of the atten Aoven for twenty-five minutes es GOOD SHOT: be 1 to make him my {deal?. Tell | tions of a young man awho {x very ie le} v4 # ean I-uee to make him m: ‘a! * a | Codfish Cakes. i lease lovesitnahans ep erate RUBADUD - DUB ; ‘ \ EMPLOYMENT me how to try his love to ave if it ts| ZEPUlsYeRrOnmen ane Nno pres 7 ee erence onecnatt poants of| Piet, Gimit, them. dool_ and’ try in hat a AGENCY, really «re or not that he fe as true ha# po serious Intentions toward me? T . ne-k elf inning to color, MAI etree ey ‘A. B. | want to do It without: offending him potatoes and cut them Into quar-| . W WANTED, er) - Ags 1 this fri \P ters. Soak a cupful of salt cod | Curr nt Bread. was Have more faith in him, Don’t try RO Harn ae naire are {Fish in warm water for a fow hours Piet the dough as usual, ox- hi} dove}, nox, experarnen tras to : Mins ©. Pick this Into Makes, removing all bits ept that allowance must be mado’ Be out shen he calls and refu 3 lowance : 30 his of bone and skin, Put tho potatoes In for the weight of the currants, His Pupils Lobe Hum. Invitations on the plea of a previous Dear Bertyt ongegement. AM a high-eohool teacher of twenty-| oo six. I Uke my worR very well, but. The Hair at Night. there {s one great annoyance | = connected with ft. In one af my| steer Se tes (orn ne glasses, there. le. 1 70S ICT oes thres or even four {f the halr ts nineteen, who by her actions and words Seti ere dl iatnanaieroced nals own plainly (hat she cares w great! ony and not to tear the ent for me, and every opportimity @f-7 through tt roughly, By braiding the forded she approaches me mith wse-|tmir close to the ears tt will not be #o 1 jeen and unnecessary questions, Ilr | muds in the way ,end all the little looks belle her inner eelf; she has red. ‘widew" locks will be included. A Love Mystery : By Seward W. Hopkins, May Manton’s Daily Fashions ae 3 ¢ ‘3 variation 9! s She Alive or Dead? HA Author of “The Smoke Eater.” Eee bioure they by putting lesa flour or more @ gaucepen and on top of them the fas to the sponge. Work the cur- Zlaked fish. Pour over sufficient wat cover (he potatoes only and boll unt y yy are tender, ‘Then drain off the pets thorougtily into the dough, allow- ng ne part. currants to iniahe two parts’ es &ve us a nice, == THE CIPTAIN OF HS DSTA ularly, for it wi mind them of ree Sena ane aaa eee aaa fy demand this -~~~—~—~ | | geason, and very lovely ‘of them are, heay: uD Y shawls thoy! grNopsts OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. | "I ha fae | vay to manage her was by being bru: | must have known it, for he did not| many wore at home on thoso~ Parreat, benecrutie oaptain oie | Vt tally severe, jead mu where I wanted him to, 1|Here ts one that !s Goligtiteul alolgh rides trict, 18 00 trial forthe srurder of Wil-| the Distr 20 Rourelet," DA’ aatd, t [have followed him to gambling-houscs | emtnently simple yet thas Wao pecrotiy engaged. ils 7 ti . Iwish to tell you something that | 4nd places where men go without the vein¢t 7 pocneneasMPI ey BU eee “Bae. eas, peczell gees “L will postpone the oasa till Monday!" | will pain you, Ismay also compel you | telling of tt, but only once did 1 wat sitective {nthe exitener of heaven. Yet our in. and suitor for Lucy’ ions ait Fildes mio ail to lster a little more con sionto|a@ clue. I will tell you now, word for | aa which can do ; hoa ' aveak, Y oO nds ° %: af d, wi arned oth Girls will Uke st, too,| MURR SEM arched heraelt,, Vincen } Vincent be ablo to teatity fon Soha ATER ARRG ee Mee eee aterraet the | Uilized both for the for it ts exactly what apparently miamunaged hor estate ant] “I think so, He needs constierable | ‘ ' gho demandod, | Bronxdale dalryman, : 4 separate walst and for Forest's lawyer, Munson, ove? nursing. I'll have Whooler!—— x sat Ta'iman took fer home tn a con. | the gown. In the flus- made o 49 needed by one who! Se the ‘ial tar it wea Vinewat who shot "Dat he did isola goes" much in: the! Carleton, Vincent interrupts tie tewimony | Wheeler leave, and nobody “knew where by ewallowing polaon, i nethad trona; | that made {t necessary to call ¢ ion St. "1 am the ono {4 physician, Ho took eare of her, for banana yetlow cre l change you | he knew She was tompora- én Chine with yok evening. There’ nosalteta’ ail eat But Wheoler, as soon as he had scen ot | tii Insane, so by the peraccis thes encuitersi tia ate CHAPTER XVI. Nafinankaaronty cenconen Hea carer ty ; sand raxcallty of Vin and sleeve trimming orapare veatitag aes - “7 Will Help You.” forts, amd had seen Forrest. hurried [oe farm haute she escaped while the crelin-colored.lace av: e, baok’ to the Tombs, had frurried the a ened tel ito sabaa ance \® chiffon and velvet ‘gh | Thls wae up_on the old Toston road | Danding of « slishtly fe] above) Bronzaale: Jehe fall neat) darker mhade than the shanty that a poptractar dullt for the | crepe, But It Would usa of some of his workmen. Only one Regen “an ake | WAS there, “He picked | rested MQ hot rq a devil! at last aha broke | } ht Lane of the mater: What do you.say ou | found sho was richly dres oe “He could, find non pecaure | tals that are of muM- poor child lett her h Hout | otentiy Weht weight to “effect alyost of three - quarter length | Genecal Sessions suttered so | felease was now only @ matter of walt- cape, | abrupt ard eonsational an I~] "yam not Really the shaw! In| terruption. Man grouped together and | have taken eal DY | f : 6 mony against me was a ‘a jong scarf, It t#| stared and women soreamed, and vome| cbse ‘exoept tne fack tat. I did Cine lout i made on léngthwise| fainted, The oMiters of the court had) into Fiftieth street and then turn daok, | Mid! Noon had a case in the Court of | himself to talk with the privonor, whose Ken with a blast that rigid and hor ey prised at the turn events aid the happy prisoner, - ¢ ‘o:| He caught her hand, rows of two contraat-| thefr hands full keeping order. and then went to Billy Wil to: r Be a bnoce at Si Panos he — salt a dollar, But he knew there was < Ing yarms—Bhetlana| Wetherbee puiled a medicine - case | 7 atore. But I did not: see Dr ng the blow he was somewhere, -Flo.was no: fool, | be tucked wh success, ned the fura. Tia, saw. the | and that means almost will |trom his pocket and ,at once poured ow, If fwe find Latoy,’’ ands Wheeler. | |i ome drops down Vincent's throat.|‘’That was what I came to sen you | Jo strug- | ®>out, Tam going to do that to-d The chief witnoas for the people st Tcan't walt. f just wanted to have have given your Lov sives the big, fi ' Face ine fav hay ted and oursed, but the Iron hands of |wont with you." js nowon the way to Hollovus How ? | Col. Carleton held him while tho ,doc- ‘ou dono j Unconscious from a dose of polsp: fino linea that to bee oe eet, gaya his life. It waa) Forrest. t S| took inthe count-room at Fatrest’s i “Walt and Jd Wheeler with a tri. i * floss and = Shotiand) ewool, The former £ the greatest furrier tn} < Ho took the girl to a houso in| | Willame @ where some women of A,and Inft her therp, He sto the house oS) everything fashionable, ak valuable, “but He © exper her to ele ta userandf Epes salt phen romal aaa taunt sta 6s Fehea adiden ane | caeinioertaan G bea tinier ee ae Do aa ae EO he HR Pst are Anished and the! men had thgir way. Forrest gazed after him with a look {ows “tv? her ‘compile in t with him and took 1. fringe worked at the| Gradually the courtroom waa cleared | that was halt love and half wonder. B Nigh rH ary APA give the man “mons; cnda the scarf {8 of all those who were not connected | Wheclgr knew what he was doing. He | Rha eat down In the chalr fr H @ the fellow obs looped Into shape with | with the eas, ihe Recorder, «ving | pio and hur: Le Ty ieee tera snes Hai Gf endilog tad aut ald him more money k was goln sald,” hie “ty true, We havo | He gave. the chaufteur the directions, | which was the house occupied by Mrs. | Emithiin, Awain he saw tho lady, and | bows of ribbon that) vincent a‘ aerutinizing glance and » add to 4s effaotive-| ing that Wetherbeo seemed to be gain- beokoned Munson and the District- 3 yarns ness. There {# a short) ing again Marie de Rougelet was home. ered Mr. yords ond that hangal Atto In & Moment the pretty maid was be- want to dq) 1a i rho : utraight down the| nis t9 rather without precedent," fore tis f and V wide, me 6-8 yard f fitter Siena ET aaeye do? isn de Rougelot,* sald Wheeler, ace onion lone andi ig, “What do you want to d mesh letra ee pies Pointed Yoke Blouse—Pattern No. 5553. | We can't go on until Vincent ts aple havo come to see was tr be thrown around the and 3-4 a % long sleeves are used. }to take the stand.” eton case again. rice -tor-th Patterns Poet eds n shoulders, and in be : i) Coldly sha bait 4 f Besiened with Bear rand aie {oA ORE eee ee ee ee nin asta MERA nic an wees ac The Vantchiny neitew af] Pattern No. 5 Selina: seas Scotch Shawl. fe CEO WR Over tt ee ing auicide proves his quilt’ do mo sho sald, “what 1 oan anlendld, wp-tocdnte Now York ao op inal THe EVENING WOR MAN- OPE Geter Rent UC era attempting aulclde proves bis gui ve'te 40 At now tal of Tay aterss mtorsy avril (ere OM ° ; ; by inall @ THE EVENING WORLD MAX nn - Be ain tertany Fat Si ME iad Sel OO Hsin ad ‘ cially for The Evening World New to $ row PASHION BUREAU. No. 1 Weat Twenty-third atreet, New. tempt," sald tho Reconfer pith a smite udied her, Was a pointed tol p-by “Anna iat cesent ls ke Send ta I will mall full directions for making thie pattern to any of my readers || "Ho may claim he thought he was take dealing with men tn'po | pointed to) bo erentest of a eliatn, Oat Zork.) Sand, tenigonts 12. cota oe. maps Lok bas uaprerk oar ; : ing a sUmulant. If he does we must] and he gaw tho nature of the | "¥ou wee that ear, x ety is | J will begin exclusive serial pub- These, IMPORTANT—Write your name and ade plainly, aad al . Fas ON eh of wolng at the highost rate! Pfeation on thin paxe Monday, leva who are Interested. There will be no charge for sending them. Kindly address ways specify w let him. answer the testimopy, of the! once, She was absolutely soul | Laure Le Rue, Knitting Editor, Evening World, P, 0. Box 1484, N.Y, City. | ‘0 about the hole in the coat." far ag any morc: 5 i , 5 * oy for Litey Carleton 20, Don't mine 1¢, - set’ of aso doy tn that ma Deo o am-not through neh’) acid RAMBO Wap 0 2 He paw, that the only, ghing 1 Vincent But he \iagenemenrannseeeseenrhsnmstney/ Masi { $e - 1 +