The evening world. Newspaper, November 3, 1906, Page 11

The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Saturday, ROY L. M°CARDELL. 3S YoU BInicN kotmy tobe eiactod, kid t+ asked tho Chorur Girl. "I'm betting bath wi That's y a lady hedges, because If a lady loser be always gets it 3, Yau Kee, I don't care nyuch who's the people's chotce, whether It's the man with the danderines or Holst, the barber's friend, : I only know that T wil! bo out with the binoh-mext Tues- day night getting busy with the loud —clamor—and the tats: beam! ah!’ thing. rr quit ctork—modeil early every m s. I was getting nervous ‘And the the buyera have all beat it, and the forelndy was chucking sneers about was the uso of working, hard when all to clutch @ pay enyelopo these days was firm, teatmpty—cotidn't-get— pao a. an; and I didn't want o ive. “qyyt I ean has_sto to f union, of nen-unic "{ think Tl goto phi musical, comedy Twas tel! havo {outed mo gs tha & i ' LogK OUT! ciate what a poor working «itl is up agal ; while hastening to hér scene of dally toll, t rashes her to tho Jil-patd 5 writing agate ja that seen the play I wrote, the 4 mé the big boost and some of ther ght, ‘That's right? What, time whether R's a, s without ‘my -worryin ‘ "I told Hen Teal I was sure I could write good plays, and ho sald, ‘What's eae St Ra ice Oia | ‘ eee ae A eBaat firet ting Mr. Frohman told me was: | In my good'd “Them wi t the beeToIgor Pent play-to-anyone tut the peopieony oe sarcastic kid. 1 flon't lke that. - I want It done Joud and plain, 80 T can broll ‘em ba: elusive Temons tat Mot tatttor-tHt otter you that don't Ike that. hig number; Dut to get ft over and pugzle it out, I the tage You're that mies ollnlalebelainlnieininfalfel “92525 Pelghleetee bette Hei-i-l-i- the Stage Money Q Feared that Hoggenheimer Was Too Rich to Be ‘Popular—‘‘Money,”’ - When the Fellow Who Has It Doesn’t_Know. What to Do With It’ German Will Never OW Iss ut: fr, Sam Bernard started nh on..a-zen9 morning. Yéu sce.) he explal ery time I go thero I got it station, (akes-me bythe throat anti ie very clinging rryine T got back play, It makes zou féel as thouglt 3 Yes, thit's Juat it,” came #0; the -nelghboring dressing-room, “1 Du ms Sn "That's what I'd ike to. Iknow, York Mon night audien: You ¢. and kn em rigot’and hit yuu come bac taken, tht o It fem ort oneal the If I could get him to laugh. not sup dy's out in fro r-that you're Hose: forget everything d to know Just an ‘Anyway, I try to be tactful, but some peoplé do make the awfullest cracks.| ‘You to be very well’ ac- The other night when we had-friends tone tat and-old man lon eentout Sabie pen pcs he colieatessen| and) pana hola belied bay and pickled pig's fect, and Cam-| time," 1 remarked. vert cheese running south, and sardines, and other delicacies sent In, Harry] wen oy 1 aa 4 Mrinimers certall got one off raw that made a lot of us nervous. 2 mkt Bernant, and I've Sep From t ‘about police captains, Harry Trimmers, who is always for the | STOW" to Wl ALU TiraCalG wan Admission F afraid : rig the ing; told of how “mmenn~Gomminetoger—Bingbam was In not allowing visitors to peck at the Rogues’ Gallery any more. “Ts awfully interesting; said Harry Trimmers, ‘My! {t's surprising to seo how many people you know has been mugged,’ says he. other but a poor the people 3 ke me as anyt iforgenheimer B10b, * 33 ‘At these words [ saw Mamma De Branscombe turn pale, and before she re-| 90 rich t I was afraid he might covered herself sho iid nervously eaten the whole ham. queer mo." + “At first I thought her agitation was on account of. that, high school cadet| Wo dis ® money ques- gon of hets, Donald Dg Branscombe, who has done time more than twice around tho clock. 5 “And then, all of a sudden, It flashed upon me that Mamma De Branscombe tfon, and M authors: pi spoke with tho {one Who has It to burn y ‘3 tunny,” sald Mr. Bernard, has been addicted to committing kleptomanta for years. But I can't trace it| "when the fellow who has it doesn't do-with it We- funny an do. A fool and money afe s00n spotted. ITis mikes _a monkey of him. Lock at Hog gerhelmer, He's proud of his money, gud his oe desire is to impress every hetmer. Mr, Frohman was afraid of | those .gray hairs. He warned .me| against them. ‘Don't make him too td, he told mo, ‘If you #0, people i won't laugh at him” ‘That's so Thies nothing funny in B x You've got to be funny in spite of t At Wok extreme-meas— ures sinoe-t ye known her. “And I don't suppose Harry Trimmers meant to put the bee-en-her atthat| for It must have nupponnd, if she was-photographed under protest, somo years ago when she wore an allas and her hatr dlfferent. = ca “But, come to think of {t, even now she simply won't atand for having her pteture taken, althougd she knows {f she goes with Amy and mo she can get pro- 1 rates. : = “That remark sort of cast A damper over the whole party, bemuse moat of ua have near ones and dear ones thnt have been weak and erring and got sloushed, Popey MoKilght was-the-oniy-one-that carried it off with a laugh. Dopey aid that playing the plano was only a misdemeanor, But some of his friends had been muxged, he said, and Boston Charloy told a that.the In 7 Ja they not only took |, his picture but they nieisured him-tor—a emoplete of clothes, including ear muffs, but ha went up he found’ the same loose-fitting ‘Look Out, Mur phy,’ stripes for his. “don't know anything, though, that upsct our Ittle bunch like those tactless yomarks of Harry Trimmers, except the Jar Puss Montgomery got last weok when abe tried to get right with old man Moneyton when she saw I was all the chic- Jets because I went to work ns-a cloak model. “the rtarted-to-tove-tie salect_emplayment agencies to get something refined ‘asa maid or companion, just to bunk the old friend of the family, = —AePhye-yet_placse she «went she got an enthustastle reception. Three women that fived in the suhuris, "And who were-tring -in-wall-for-a lady to wark— for them, grabbed her off at once, saying ‘We need a good plain cook —“Hte was had-cnongh-to-oe-taken for a cook, but to he considered plain! My, vwaan't Puss peevish! Bay, kid, haa chop siey gore a . mehere Longacre ends, and you can’t ~~ May Manton’s Daily rt out-of fashion, since T been away? om Herald Square to the coast of Greenland, Ot w Maat uta noodle parton! ——————— Fashions | AGS are among the B useful-articles that never can be too numerous, With each} new one ts found some| uso therefor,"and they consequently make moat tory gifts: Hore-are two; that are excellent, each! of it sort, and. which! aro dealgned for quite differem~ uses, No. —t forming—-a-conyontent + receptuole for soiled handkerohlefs and the ike, while No. 2 Is deg aigned for the needle- woman, In the filustra- stlon both are made {rom pretty cretonne with rib- bon, but any effective material that may be Mked can be utilized. If an exceedingly hand. rome bag Ix Costred bro~ caded or striped. silic will be found desirable, while for the Jesy coutly ones there are any va- | riety, of flowered cotton stuffs that are eminent-_ ly attractive, The quantity of ma- terfal required for No. 1 Handkerdhlet and Work Bage—Patter 5,507, i 154 yard 1 or r pani 3 1 yard or yard yard 8 inchea wide, with #4 yard of ribbon; ere tice ua ake yaya Bf inches wide, yard of ritbon; tor No.; body He's oldtr now than he was In "The GIN from Kay's’ gray hairs he Ant—you—must—work Sorreticres tte anata moet! SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CH by Avia, De Quesida, th prisea that awa ay a Gale viata Jack in the him of Ballend the Hremag anid Do Quesada, but n Mre~-Jooaly, Warlesr who. has beelt releised om bait, free Pallender Nf her from a carrine 12 hin: acceptable and satiatno=| > with the fact that he Js rich. but except for his is the same Hoggen- eH the ender Pe With the Aid of an Atomizer, Comedian Discusses It's awful to go on the ‘sta “Mr. Bernard, inte folate aking 5’ 9 uestion—At One Time He He Remarks, “Is Funny —Believes That the Stage Die. : 1 ike an Indisposed radiator hoarsely, “¥ “Boston Ih tie throut= in the nock me at cantsheke tt #-month or so. It! on voice evar nince +4 Yolce-tor & throe-nct unre falling through yoursels," > coniirmation over tho’ thir partition of Horrible t (i j been able to explain the Now stage on Saturday niht hie thinking you are all kinds of a tand find out that you were mis- , DUL the ordinary Monday n your back. All enthu: bad too gyeh not ee nce_in y the show's golng to dat the if to end the others would join in Some days you feel lke pitching in, and other d) It's ike pulling teeth. 1 go In for | “Tbe just-ovEr GEriMao WD CQEWOOLED SQOES* hileleri ieee brteteteie Jeleleiefeistebeleieleighinit rotting up 5a ininlnts with November "iT: FUNNY. WHAT MONEY CAN 00.” m Bernard S By Charles Darnt ee tt ta Webbie beieeieiebebetebieh bebe RHP PRE EEEEEEELEREERER ERR EEEH J We Mt On ls a es te That why he was funny—almost as tummy-as the Cocktcy-Germeh tT sant Lonton,’ : “ATS you Tt Fomg to take —‘Hoggtere ——— wt for the fun of the In ‘The Gin From Kay's’ Willie ‘Tam co-avtpor WI) Mr Si7l1Q? eS \ Edoutn played Hoggenhelmer with a Cockney dialect. when, of course,- he uld have been & German Jow. Tt I thought I cottid make London laughi Ta lke to do St just ones, and thenp feava ‘om fint™ __By Margaret Hubbard Ay: Golden Tint for Hair. AREE—I would not advises ammonigy. M for the hair in order to reach any result. If you haa put a few drops of peroxide in the rinsing water it would hayo brightened the hair and not Weaoted tt at ali — Washing the Scalp. [ame {s presupposed that the or< dinary shampooing of tho hair However, if you can arrange It bettors o thoso six minutes were increased to twenty-two, with alaugh-tnevery_one of them. Hoggenhetmer has been built up in the same way. I try to «lve him romething new at every performance. I am co-author with Mr, Smilli, you know, and a number of the scenes are mine, among them that ono on the dock and the one between the father tbing about a trip to back. You lund on the dock and you've | re come to me I throw $t outsin tho {hope of getting a fresh laugh. Every now and then I haul in a big one, and Reese te Hat tirstee eettee off bh ys bulld up @ performance in that We 1 to do that at Wober Pt Mettss—pe—you—remember—that— Aoomtonetacsneti—Posikee Cate? Welt got to stay there until the customs in London. \My cousin took me around. to the varlety theatres. Tho great hit at one—heuse was _a fellow who idan | Trish temnun and. bli His with all. three dialects, My cousin} thought he was rrent, and remarked, ‘You don't have them any better than} [that over In your country, do—you+ j now? ‘If that ow came over and | gave us” anytin ike that," Ian swered, ‘he'd be locked up’ Its funny thing to see Engiand, with Franco, Germany, Ireland and Italy and the girl in tho last act. The funny) close at hand, so badly off ‘for stage|'The lawyer changed the $5 bill, and jurppe ts getting dinlecta that everythtee runs to Cock-| gave the German a quarter, ne: “How do\ you explain the lasting gpectors get through with you.’ . A r : popularity of tho German dialect in | After spraying hiv ‘throat, Bernard) ity country?" | went on: 7 sett never —forect_tny—Aret_—visit—to/—/Dhe stage German will ne the German of real life fs sine caus cere, nnd that’s what makes him | watch chain funny, Tho more excited he gets the funnier he bocomes—A—trient_of-inine, He didn't &: once a work gives 3t water enol. by dampening, ft will nelther coarsen | nor affect the color, ‘For a Red Nose. a |g RS. H. L—Here ts the formuta to M cure a red nose: Glycerine, one i ounce; rosemary water, one-haift | ounce; carbollo acid, twenty drops. Mix thoroughly and apply to the face with ‘a soft cloth. The wrinkles are caused by frowning, and will not be likely to be effaced untll you keep perfect se- | rentty. Dyspepsia. OLLIE D.—Your physician could N Dest -teit-whet form of indigestion. sumption, ance, —He—had-bought a cake at an cast aide store, and ound on taking ft home hat one of its surprises was % cockroach: —-He-tevk—t—baeck--to-the | baker, and demandpd bis quarter back: ‘The baker wouldn't give |t to him, be~ cause he had cut the cake. ‘Dhe Ger, {man went. to the lawyer and gave him i$ to make the baker come to tme. The Ge man took the quarter, and going to tho ‘Aha! Q told you I would get that quarter back.’ TI saw another type of German on the baok end of n Second nvenie car the other Wity;——Surddeniy he —naticed that hia wash dangling from b: pocket;-ard that his watch was gone, excited. He almply looked | e= out of doors, DUN up-your-system-t1 | bakers, yelled: you have, Don’t think of con- You need not havo it Live - i TAPTERS. Piteman Jack Weaee -iov Hom he ‘Alicia's fa Ereat enter fitiender, = eacued from. death, he head of one of the (lu ‘Venezuela, to be ada i hand, Glendale, be Quosai cuppra that oben beast Lt n her fathi eres sree “Yack win a found) murdered 3 eT tity Practica mse fit. Stra. Jooeiya. oF on “warigua bus chou cinaumstances, ta aocuned of (he gnu: dotense.. Gieh fs a RS Ae atin Gs # treachery an ngs from: Hgsion Ghat he did not Kill oping silettcy ta shite fianepe Atala. i a end: equented by Venesuslans and attacks him. CHAPTER XXI.! _ The Driver’s Hand. ESLEE with all his might set to work on the cord that still fot- tered the other hand ‘Aflar_long effort he-wucceeded:In-gat- ting hia left hand loose. ‘Then with both hands he slowly ré- lequod hia legs and sat, unbound, on the bed. 5 : Nolscleasly he made his way to the window. It was small, and wan closed. Ho almost dreaded the attempt to open j deavors. A@here was Iittle moonlight, and that sent a feeble glow into a deep forbid- ing shaft. As hia keeper had said, ho | was on the fourth floor. His sitiel -eye_seannedas—much of | the shaft as could bo seen. Ls ‘ad -to be about six feet wide. On Gach stds were #9 placed that there was no foothold from one to another, He could not reac across, and could not, by swinging | downward, reach the lower frame. -To__iump__would be absurd. Tc plunge head downward or fect firs into that dark Uttle chasm would be] simply a plunge to death. Looking -upward—be judged the dis- tance to the roof to be about twenty feet. Yet, unless he could posle a wall Uke fly, the Gistance might just as well be w mile, While he stood there In the dark there eame:to-his -nostrile-a-pecublar odor, ‘There's a fire somewhere.” ho sald to himself; —- —-+ a — He-rapidty tore the dedding into} strips. Sheets and pillow-cases wero | ripped up, find with deft nngers- te} tlod the ends of the pieces together and | twisted a rope. One end of this he tled to the bed. {ho had made, and went slowly dowk fen't.—-Tt-ell_depends upon how you! when it started {t ran only alx min. German waa one of thaws just-over,| & Tiwyer, fOHt Me ths wine, depot aot Ae See feel It's Nke any other kind of work. ! ures, When we got birough with 4, woolen-sioo kind, Itv-mixcdCeekney| German who came to him with a griey- | ond Vs! ch. | try to eat wholesome toot AAA AAA AAA AAA AAAS AMAA waar Fe Thrilling Romanee of the New York Cire Department. Iacocca a SN IE SLO CU ID IDOE DLT O PLOTS By Seward W. Hopkins, Author of ‘‘Nightstick and Nozzle.” peevecrercencanccees cca wnannaanaadd Telest-that-notss-put-an-end-to-ts—en-——‘Thirowing tte loose end down into the) fire, and shaft, not knowing whether Jt reached | the bottom, he sat for a moment on the | Window sill, contemplating his chances. | Outaldé tho wi: He could uot feel there was a sparic of row of houses that w of fanning It Into a terrife fam, Fie-alld- from ig a etusning ther d wan blowing a gale. It {t nor hear it, fra in the ward. Inch by {nch ho lowered himself. He swung thus in midair in tho durk- ness, with the fumes of fire becoming stronger, when, with his right Hinging—to_the lina above, ho tried ft below with hie left, It broks Somehow in making a knot he Jett {t_looxe or made a slipknot, the, releasod portion of the ing softly to the bottom of the shaft, ‘There was note window hear which he could reach, Me thought there might--be—one ite, —and kicked wnat the side of the shaft to send m across, He could feel the edge of window-frame, but not enough to givo im a firm hold, He swung back ana wiped against the ‘Of -the-houss from-whtch he-was-(rying-to-escape. HHidonly, as-hé-sseune 1 atop of flame hot to toward the sk ing a furid ‘light Into tho shatt. rhe buliding waa not-on fire, but the Skt Ong WAR And It_soomod-} re he heard the well-known of fireman, but they were. there. ‘The officer on tho beat had # sound the ‘This trotful old qnimal covered jwith quills Ha} by aq throughout India’s moss-var~ ese. bbs it S AERRE TH ae esate nav ATPINT TS) [Animal and Bird Rebuses # . by M. A. Burger ' This bird who hides food in his cav- ‘ernoug mouth Hea -eften—been found in the aaa You wilt find thix ferocious and ploods | ae New York, Wright anune the mag- Goutti, ‘ 7 thirsty cot z = pitcent horaed into the curb. a Pere waa a (fen ware se5T IS Roe q > i enna? ‘ i had sent in an-alarm. Fin-] inde thundered throu raeta | wth the bella clanging a warning, The yemfcal"” from the -neareyt_sta- nn below Kourteonth street went sereatilng ai DanRing to—the scent 6 reserves from three statlors were joon husiling to the strect. j chief, hearing tint a row of olf was burning, got his big red | mining the ale hater my he trucks and the wat tric around corners, Kegie urelvit | thelr sffortay Then from one direction and another cume the boat. tenders ‘These smaiier but indispensable wax- ons of the fi burryin trate att af tae ep engine clattered through street after street Now York, In'that quarter, woxe-wy, “Get a line of hose in that: house ash_tn-that-deort “Haul that Water tower this -way! the matter with that hy- nat water onl! at in the powerful voices of the--foremen—of the _com= panies and the chiefs of battalio: Gould be hoard by everybody but W tue; singing In-the dark well and no beginning to get the clouds of stifing smoke tint roiled down up him. ‘An engine turning from Third avente was golng as fast as the (ree great Normans could haul it, Dan Wright Was on the-seat. "Took out! ‘The kid! Wright heard the voice, coming from a pipeman near him, Ho ‘saw on the croming & onild. lt was apparently some pgor urchin either driven oe thew tho fre, oF glad of the eppor- inity to leave an | Uncomfortable bed for the street. Who he w nobod: eon sald that he could nat be much, as the world acotedita worth, Some poor unknown child of an unknown mother. iis death ‘would causa weeping and break perhaps’ in an obwoure but the great city would never ‘iia walf—thia helpless, unknown, l- ot worthless thing In the eyes of tho stood before the steaming hokwes ¢ were hammering the pavement to reach the fire. » horses Dan Wrirht sat could tell, Rea~ kriows Rehind ont He aie ad dollars’ worth of e8> | ene, T ty of New York w the | value 0 at engine, for It had pald the pric Jiehind Wright were pipemen anil axemen attil hustling on their firg clothes, His own ilfe, tha lives of five other brave .fretiwhters, were In Big Age auw one thing and thought Wright of one thing, The helpless, bewildered In front, Gh{ld stood directly On one sido the curd and 8 row of sidres. On the other, the piliang of the elevated road a With a hand that knew no weakness, In the lands round the mount on which Noah's ert sat a mind that was guided by & power |ighor than the departuont or the clty RATT: wey aad TY TE Horses —were—bieedner —A-splen-—eavad ieseae. did_enyine way rulned. ! So much for a fire-fiehter’a heart. But the of tie child had boon t (fo-Be-Continued:) st : . Daily Knitting Chats. byLaua LaRue, UPOISTS certainly have Influenced _ our fasbions a great deal. Although —we-would- hardly have Sted them to yevive the—ont tas Joned comforter that grandpa used to tle so Ughtly bout bis neck. i Yot that ts exactly wihat they have done. 3 PRE oe eae | whey found It Just what, they needed to bundle themselves up. At first they used them entirely in white, but now all the Roman colors are creoping in, and 1 ghouldn’t wonder it they weren't as way us over before dong. ‘Of courne; the au- tolats are not the only ones who are using then. All the girls are gobting them for the outdoor eports tn winter weather, and for User at evening affairs, Mo scarte al- ways aroot the lightest wool—Shet- land wool, Pormpa-” dour wool, Zephyr Shetland, or some thing olse equally dainty. Tho scarf in our re is knitted ontwo-sises ot needles, the main part fine, the bands of pastel colors lovely knitted, It ts all as pretty as can be, P Designed with Bear Drand Yarns, Roman Neck Scarf. J will maf full directions for making this pattern to any of my readers who are interested. There will be no change for sending them. Kindly address Brening World, P. O, Box 1484, N.Y, City Laura Ip Rue, Knitting Baitor, )