The evening world. Newspaper, October 27, 1906, Page 10

te ‘ - aeaaSeanae a October a 27, 1906> , ele ae = | Weak in fhe Legs, a __NEW YORK THROUGH. orld ; ee By J. Campbell Corey. 5 7 -, (€ a a ee WY FUNNY GLASSES oY Lpvin §-Cobb ® Trying {0 Find a Good Hotel: A T this season of the year when the burrs aro cay esctnneness merce ara The | venting World’ "s _Daily Magazine; Saturday; ee ae MITE Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 8 to @ Park Row, Now Yorm Wntered at the Pcat-Oftice at New York an Second-Cinss Mall Matter, cy NO, 16,508, VOLUME 47. CHAUFFEURS AND TIPS. uffeurs who run sany have refused! has been 16 2-3 a) Sa ved for their services | ive3 and their families.) 1 for every hour he, sdearrier is paid tw layer five times #< ‘An automobitz-sirike is son “fin the electric cabs of the New to work again. until their wi opening and chestnuts. aping we note the presence In our nittst of the Rurat-Patty Ayko Cannot Find a Decent Hotel in New York. He 1a to be detected at frequent intervals along Broadway emitting his displeasure {n tho form of a loud honking noise like a goose You hotel Partict before you can ui one taverns ag the es! tablt . Regis and Mr. Savoy ne up to his stand- fire Teatinese fs the heart of the dense alfalfa jungles the principal {hotel {5 a frame 'structure somewhat resembling a Hyery stable except that | {t has fewer windows and they cook the fodder. Ih the gladiome summer ‘all tho files in that end of the county take advantage of the absence of teens to malte ft thelr headquarters and chum {t withthe favored guest, fwhlking about freely upon hfs features withou . When the landlord plans ham and cabbage for dinner a certaln eubtle, in- | * _| vigorating promise steals upward from the kitchen about two, hours before et meal time, permeaging and spreading and giving guarantee to all that it {s | | the genulne article which 1s about to he serve ‘ot a substitute, In the winter:the fortunate transient draw having the chill of death on {ts, pallid walls and a bottomless oa feather bed that smells like a flying squirrel's nest. He also has ‘the exclusive use of a 5 | ges. | the ability to operate od an’ electric. cab requires. as} ich: training: and- mechanical skill as-te-carry-a-od: The reply of the officers of the! cab company to the chauffeurs’ de-| mand is. that there is no difficulty fd: séclire, men who ‘will work. for , or even less, since the the chauffeurs receive instance_Is_given of a | chauffeur who received a fifty-dollar bill for a tip, and it is stated that five-dotlar ‘tips are common, and-a-one-doltar- tit -is_a-_regular_accom- paniment of every few hours’ employment. : According to this point of view the opportunity to receive tips is a valuable privil The ma ment of the cab company regards its paying any wages at all‘as'a generous action, and that it should be con- h sidered liberal because it, does not auction off its cab privileges to the E_chauffétirs in the same way that some Paris restaurants have their} | ag pay for the privilege of collecting the tips at the most favored = If the public automobi ile companies seek to follow the example of | the Pullman Car Company they «will hurt themselves in the long run, “and, what is more to the point, they will be doing an outrageous thing. Tips imply subserviency. They are not wages or pay for work. If _they were, the workman could collect them by suit at law. No waiter has_a legal claim toa tip which any court will enforce. _ tA chauffeur is dependent on the whim of his fare for his pay. Men should not work for whilns but for wages. Their rec ‘ompense should not be dependent upon their complaisance_or_their suaylty or thelr, cringing, but upon the honest vaiue of the services they perform. drum stoye about the elzo of a pocket inkstand, You feed one heaping teaspoonful of coal dust into the store, and in ¢ minute it's ag pa in the face aa a tuba player wid trytg to draw tts-texsp the than- ! other minute it's colder than the mortal clay of the late Caesar, When S i you get up in the morning you gooseflesh untll you feel to yourself Ike a strip of tripe. The official towel has been kiln-dried and has the invigorat- ing effect of broken queensware: upon the hy get lather out of the pale pink eoap with a ch In the palatini caravansary of thi sort {s divided into two parts—prunes and ple. Sometimes when thero {san | {mportant gathering In town, as Quarterly Conference or a Teachers’ Institute, the landlord makes a epecial effort and offers a hard frost on a soup plate, calling the rame by Cie 1 ft tce-cream. If you were to-de- scribe a chocolate eclair as somethin. outside, with a sort of sof yellow custirdy filling, the whiter would thinie | you meant a caterpillar. And {f the proprietor were ever to serve water | crackers and rare old Camembert the regular patrons would call for a can é opener for one and a coroner for the other, When the star boarder at this kind of hostelry comes to our has the use of a gold- mounted hotel lobby that looks something - Jheavenai}leand-he-sits nround on plush and | eats off etlyer and ts walted upon by more functionaries in anfform than {t We) to open lodge for work in the thirty-second degree, THE FUNNY PART: But lf he runs true to form he always has a c.sery slap-for the New i i » York hotels. | Should W Have the Right to Make Love ?--By Helen Oldfield Goanae | E ~~ Compare the-effect upon the men themselves. Look:at those ster- ou omen ave G 1g 0 a G OVE © y i | i fing American -citizens who distribute the food at. Delan’s beanery on} N IST CO es SUPINE TAL Ree ed Die ee ae ee ARATE RSRR RE ea IEE eee SHOELESS DIPLOMACY. leak ! : Not u> se for which Uy “shrieking” clamor | and * ently 5 - ; i E Park Row, or Hitchcock's sinker dispensary in its basement on Beekman Ue cae far woman ee ‘a woman {a happily married, under present conventions, her pride In . By Walter A. Sinclair. H A street, or the girls inthe Dennett and Childs restaurants, and then go to TES Re N a Rniee Beane rarrtanauelinit Husband ya Ue Se ee al_consciousnen. (Minister Dawson to San > haa been doing strenuons diplomatic work for | % SAS Senet suanirometai Rol | that en, Ww 4 \ year wit wearing aoes.‘—Item.) the Waldorf or Delmonico's or the St. Regis, and see the different way | woma, E'VE heard of cum-shoed Senators who never make a nolse. sckiosa_—Congresemen, pn great hit with the boys. eceved df nts who kept the others vexed, t now makes us holler “Next!” State, who played and want lose, taj-us abroad and didn’t wear his #hoest ~ in which the waiters there hold their heads and go about doing their S WORK tp Beh Which of these cla E=--men of the United States to pattern after? “In Europe tips are not really tip all in the American sense. _Just_as bread, butter and lumps of sugar are separately itemized and} a for-at Ss restaurants_so_the waiter-is separately paid, | ercel MEE basis according to the value His‘c recdons Oily ostentatious, ignorant Americans deviate | he ‘ere mar ecopnized status. Its qe-| Wish ts. to » Bz Stats elses: To an andy It would be impossible had} ——— a Séientific Bits. ABISTAN-3 ratnne, the-clty nonogenarians one hundred Letters from the People, | zee" t Vv nee aeantof "ve had some bed she 150.$n apt .to_b § of workmen ts it better for the future -work=| Inala ten oN ride has been + in to offer Inet tribute hout a Coat, and In LIS shirt-steeves tolted; as thelr coats when Cuba v embroiled, crept Into the n if hout his shoes. In Europea An Qnvpy He_has_to And eke a Be pugit th And here is just the question that now comes to me o [Ee can a shoeless Envoy make those dark-skinned reb Diar of Bad B eet one = the == Oy. eee By P00 Pach of- Us Has an Atmy_of Busy “Microbe- Policemen.” hose and pumps, sill _knick one HELLO! DEAR How's, CITTLE GRIGHT ORBLETS? The sates should s yout strike until they are paid wages | and not-forced-to extort tip r Le He-ts-the gee of Mantowa. t-of- bale: MONE * Pur esa, ty ra, aero hey bring us, - \t sed_ux up a friend in the fopag inthe wortd: : pounds and has carvin. ri oceupled three Neapo! E sixty-one years, fearful vo The Servant Queatlon. Mo the Editor of The Evening Wor Can't, rgaders —ndyise Leaden tobacco boxes are iead cotto and paraly he tobacco wi ta Tieredsed)— as | rs yearly. incr many lives. 11 =tlts "are €x¢ tyeated, but its—these ned to. the upon every allen A Word of Praja, ‘NOW DONT FORGET C NICE LITTLE. ORIVE TLE BEAT THE deb BRICK THROUGH THE PARK-EH CHURCH IN A HANSOM AT 6.P. & wore XMo to Mravonly bet germs: Then a gave ind, He discovered and complete, and fairs venting Wo: dealing ae you large.—Ha ingOCy LO ad swallowed a few hg germs the phig complaint. He justly folded his arms and } nd to destroy yoursalt of my business. Go ahead,” nsten that the yallant little policeman of Mante with ¢ out tho dragnet end an to round up the invaders visits’ of the shagocste never hp sees a snd criminal germ tr 8 shady nlde of-the ayenva : thero J no straw ball for Mr. Bad Germ. > ward politician with a ) you think the rm 8K people whose spelling r een reading with interest the accounta | The of tho tings of Tenants’ U; {To the Editor cf The Evening World: but I cannot ace that anybody In regartt tt) ble | metting has been-able to find a rem |edy, Perhaps readers Inay be a do so, Bomething undoubtedly must Be with quéstion, for c is unbearable, Pront. to B for for $9 } again he brings him down No police court lawye f bal WILLIAM F, CASEY. | i | yull sends word to siinply eats his 5 waded to the : Next Step in Photography? [pi BERS IB AL Samy BRACES | 2 : prior a int #,) total gain of § i eats 1 . THERE WAS SHE nes happens, tliat there Js some sudden le invasion of Fie TAs = | =a WAITIN' AT DE gh countless snultitides of bad s es aro i None Unive i he & such Coll be laa ral tthe jr SHORCH HAHA! “Over Faithful to the last, however, the y many of ths A Ue celled din inauen| i oon DE FAIR SEX tox that they are vive the feast. Then the phagocytes theme to my ¢ has he <r : aaa ene (WONDER WHAT'S THINK PBR EST ‘a dle. The strusel splice in the streets of Mantown fy ago ‘Tribun Matas \KEEPIN' HIM ? DIDNT GET Miaaneelera Is 80 Bigantic that the man tilmselt Wants to Uitio J ; yi A blood courses more mupidly through becomes Ill, Perk hia velns, and comotimes, have sacrificed them sometimes, t00, “To :the ry/are’ victorious and the phagooyloa Why dynamic : (*Briixe? Tho o bby _passingers Hoth ends-of tho b: nented f nourishment the MUttle policemen of tho body aro starved and we ble to do thet full duty, Or ®y liquor and other false stimulants 6 his polleeman Into Ingensibility, and the wicked, germs rush in unmolested: Then so much tho wore for tho well- being of Mantown! But give the phagocytes half a chanco and they do . splendid work for thelr employer. If they should go on strike the min would die, Hall to Spo unpy|g. overworked pajicemap of Mantown! . Halasaly eit | —vou cart? : proses, not be equal accuracy 4 shadings of such hear the ographers THERE Wuz WAITIN'AT DE “What do y by using such} AE bo sist ¢ language be “ eileen subject ‘yzow the deuc Ito know you 7 ‘ 2 thne MRAP OOLUMBIA SENIOR, | wanted to vse it Grst?/—ldess-