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a A aay iladiiteveeiptcctoniniassar nent of taxation. — tempted this. | ability of alt of nature’s taws. Daily M ri @vbliahed by the Press Publishing Company, No. 83 to @ Park Row, hte Yor Entered at the Port-Office at New York ax Second-Clase Mail Matter, © VOLUME 47 se NO. 16,488: SOCIALISM “AND WHISKEY. All of nature’s laws are inexor- able. Humanity is as much part-of] this general scheme as the rocks or the tides or the sun and the-planets. Against the inexorableness of the j hich govern human nature is-often’ revolt, but their) protesis areas. vain. as the cry. of} ihe waves against the storm or the| murmurs of the sands against the tides: qf the ocean. Any whether of government or of Society or of industry, which} goes contrary.to the laws of human nature makes heavier’ the penalty’} torthele violation. - : : : at The law of gravity is-a-wellknown fact. The cruel and indiscrimi-| nate operations of this law have made many widows and orphans. Fails from high buildings are its work. Yet ro one would for that reason ‘argue against. the erection of high “buildings, or repudiate the law of gravity and jump out of a window as a more speedy way of reaching the ground than the use: of a stair. Since many of the Jaws Of human nature are distasteful to most ‘men, any movenient which involves a, denial or a repudiation of these laws finds popular support. This is the real basis of Socialism, both the extreme socialism of the abstract theorists and the minor and detailed socialism of modern polities ‘which seeks to relieve individual man-from burdens and evils, from * taints and passions, from lust and:sin, by unloading the solution of all + these matters upon a reconstructed community. An interesting example of this socialistic argument is, the article in __ the Arena on “Soci lism and the Liquor ‘Traffic,’ which says: The saloon is the business man’s scheme for making the poor man ppay the taxes, and at the same time use up his financial reserve, so {hat if a strike occurs he cannot hold out. Thus our enterprising ‘business man kills {wo birds with one stone; he reduces the laboring man to a con- dition of helplessness and at the same time relieves himself of a burden’ tiismthis-same—mant wilt just ‘strenuousi} * oppose-the retail sale of liquor, for with socialism there will be no busi- ness interesis to-tax,-and-it-will-be-to- every man’s personal interest tc increase the productivity of society. ~ It is asserted that society in a state of socialism will prohibit eve thing which interferes with ihe productivity. of its, members, beginning with whiskey and tobacco. This would, of course, also include ‘the use of injurious drug: gs, of rich foods, of apparel which hampers effort, of any and every thing which would interfere with the members of a socialistic community being human working machines of the highest degree of efliciency: laws ag azine, . Mo Tweed Outdone. By J. Campbell Cory. G'WAN —YOU'RE A DEAD ONE ! e October nday, 2275 1 906> THE JARR FAMILY 2 st 5 BEM L. McCardell cslavery such an existence would bel —There-woul have to ‘be some governing board to decide what foods and drinks and habits were injurious and should be prohibited. No auitocracy ever at- Such an attempt would cause the whole, socialistic. struc- _ture to disintegrate. —~—Hf-all-men-had-uniform tastes, if alt women “iked to dress alike“anct keep house alike, if every individual were turned out of a miould as iden- otical-with-every-other individual -as-freshly ‘minted colns-from-the ' States Treasury, there would then be such a uniformity of desire,-effort nd purpose that socialism ofthat kind would Ne Shen encOUS: But there can never he an i eeercion until himan—naturs Ena ae nn ON a =} The Girls Who Can Cook. Hffo-the Milter of The Evening World: Why don't the young men show. mora inclination to merry? is often nsked:} yn the floor above begind to screesh jana to clunp yp and down the hall on hobnatled brogans, Across the outer hall from us s dipsomantac gen otarna home-at-« ‘making et -iitele. rin _axper— \unvsia’ or merely SCHLAPEN Z. VOLE A Saiway How ying a girl, bowever | sition Thuy be, who could attend) to ordinary, household | duties and do at least plain cooking Now, {fa girl ts fortur ences are averag ha IHF ofthe Fen ahtne ore In the subway last the —Average—maéts—wages; —etrong—chance—ot—findtin 1 sworthy of her. TW TY Yonkers, > The Yterated Loon. ha Revening World time for the: ji to root for the ss the matter, | It ¥ ed States when he te f his father} en pape s of axh er end not a citizen on_ tid} sure t Jar tinuba Mrs. eAinttathat jus é-otient tt way he wo father hed te pay a at Vd be linderat oomne in part nes ask you what's the mat the T the How da yo “wien you won 1d anywh “Dear me, jin good humor {U's politica: said} t nnow. nto} And s hopes neste a torrie irls won the ¥ arding his wife his inqulring wating Twondor wha tand p too young to under { ton] amserng: ‘ne permanently oft} 5 | Ned with ‘huge eagle -Rngland, jas ay. | But in {Philipp SGseeiirare ie aiapareae The FIFTY GREATEST _ EVENTS in HISTORY APOLEON “THE -LITTLE,"' and the Crimean War, a Napoleon the Great, and then—more than a quarter century @ nian whom his enemies termed “Napoleon the Little.” In other words. Charles Louls Napoleon Bonaparte, rephew and step- Brandson Of the first Napoleon. A man whortnherited all his uncle's ambi- usness and charlat d, with not one per cent. of his great- vaying the dostitifes of the world, Yet this » splendid purpose: He cured France thet had-troxen-out-virulently-at-in= , his genius, his power of s later and Jesser peror served o: tervals for Lowts—w9 <ing of Hal- {ne by her first mar in 1808. “After the pire, Hortense had where he fecelved a military education, ick for himself his uncle's former do- jal, was packed off to ndis eald to have He went later to t the French Goveru- daughter ¢ In 1s minion. the United made Europe, iment He this he he sys. lived he his home for me in the Ne and’ In 1840 jained a new me crossed from’ Englind to Botilorne,<and as stepped nzhore a (emblem of the Nepoleons) swouped down from the sites andi d upon his heail. This was regarded as an ctory ttiit was learned that the eagls: one which had been trained to-eat daily Of meat Yron. ts) ma The trick (AS A Cheap Trick | That Failed. pere! ty le elty rose to the young inant mned him to mprisonment, in jall., In 1346 he e macinto~debt—rmd-on-o 0 where} lal polic 1848 over The me back, and e same year he was ¢ row {ta fat na’ cronped—out-on eted to the Assembly. lent, ahd took a solemn more In Decem? wus allow Toft oath to preserve and.defend the Republic. y of fulfilling his oath he i put his personal adher in the high offices ail so successfully pulled) wires thar on Dec . he was able to accomplish the famous “coup d'etat.” In other words, he put an end to constitutional government. over- is with h ator, und fie year later }awed the Paris | made practical di {new order of thing: 2 eu ns dissolved the A h maleont Empire was ‘re- poleon HI (The TMI Ay “Napoleon tt, the Litre had himself , sate =} ver reigned.) | stand by the R public Realizing that he tnd his uncle's ¢ ation to Ive up to, the new Emperor at once entered militd Russta, in the Crimea, had Jong me 1 Turkey. It was to the interest of the Western European powers that Turkey rem ot and that Russla's growing power be sohecked. So when (beca « Jnvasion of the Danube provinces by a {Russian army) Turkey declared qwar, France, England and Sardinia joined for. with cher a inat Itus and the Crimean war Degan. Na- poleon IIL. was its ieading spirlt Sebastopol, on the Biack S EHOUgI ne keep his vow to was Russias strongest Crimean fortress, inties-to-the north In September, 185) jbeat the Russfans in a fierce battle on the banks of the Alma and laid sfoge to the stronghold. At Balaklava_and later at Inkerman they -won | two more dectsive victories against a superior Rueslan force, and at last cap- tured Sebastopol ftself, ending the war and, Ineldentally, enhancing Louts Napoleon’s fame: “Give France a war every four years and the people will be content!” was the Emperor's maxim, and he proceeded to put tt into effect In 1859 by joining King Victor Emmanuel of Sardinia fn a vi torfous campaign against Austria. both sovereigns. taking tho fleld in person and dividing the profits, Fawees ‘3 ot “A War Every Four Yoars. ® Spain in an expedition against Mexico to punish that country for injuries inflicted ion. French, English and Spanish subjects. Suspecting the French monarch of duplicity, England and Spain withdrew from the allance, leaying him to play the game.alone,— His general,-Ba~- zaine, conquered Mexico, and Napoleon made Archduke Maximilan of Austria its Emperor, backing the latter's authority with French troops. Later he withdrew these troops, and Maximilian was deposed and executed. All this deepened the distrust Europe was beginning to feel for Napo- leon the Little. In vain he tried to restore his prestige by opening the ‘Suez Canal, gilding the dome of the Hotel dex Invalides, inaugurating a world's fair and rebuilding and beautifying Paris. All this ,amuged tho fickle Parisians, but It cerved no great purpose. Europe eyed the imperial trickster with growing susplelc In 4866 Austria und Prussta-went to war yowhat it-t tL think rordors—o1 tsa £ ueht tt wo him fer man. And iw rome ma-oute His men: asked ‘Do You u Love This Old I hate the back ‘of the book and seo or a continued story ¢, looking RON arenes makes him so Irritable ‘tise d ring'and musing how the story “Do You Love aaa anythink {th * yaained tho I:'s ono etérnal grind." me E, DALAGO. or the How to Save Salary. poet of The Evening gh , What Gain, way to wave to ¢ Tltor salary te 10 per cent hi \ 5 Is, and to lay by tho| sells tt back aga femaining 10 3 This ix not bard| the horse for $109, How mu ahef one mat s atton not | make 10° per| to touch ono. * cert, be or how p 4x surprisiy adjust hir expenses no can Our “Qolet Little! City, "<< WRX PT TEMPER, | TES. FUE TS RIGEL LPLUST TRY 10 COy- PE SBE ILI NEVER. LEAT AGAIN} (25x20 rm EROS. AW, sith each other. Napocon demanded a silee of territory from the victor ioun-Prusslans_os-the-priee of -non-Interference, This led_to -Hi-feeling- bes tween thetwo countries—an {ll-feeling that was to culminate in 1870 In the Franco-Prussian war, which will be deseribed In full ina later article. This lntterwar-left-France zemporarily om and Napelean-the Littio-without a throne.. He fled to England, whero (1876) ‘he ed in exile, his only. son being killed soon afier by Zulus. So-ended- the Napoleonic dynasty andthe life of the man who had crawled into power by the help of a name he was unworthy to bear, 4 & Betty Vincent’S #2 & -# Advice ‘to Lovers. would hurt her'as much as tt would [You Break th sta A Widow's Wooing. : Fiscarrietiyh | AMoa young widow and am In love Ee Does Not Lobe Her. Dear Hetty bait fot in Tove am math | frend frend, witha young man and he loyes me, He ts a few years younger than I His folks don't seem to approve He_known tt Dut he ddean't-way. Hing. L. T. ou are marrying him: ‘not hin shows tt. Things-went= along calmly, but lately she got stubborn, and I naked her whether Fed forme nnd “she refused to” answer ime T theretore stopped talke ferehtctolladaiin belief and I.gon't i0Ko) Ix to her. Do “you think 1 ee 4 her religion at all, SAMUEL: | aak “her. once: more? ee will make a terrible mistako| You were very foolish ~ mae {eyon- marry the girbea mistakes whieh mpeaking:to her. Try, -try agnin:- ToT UK TRIS Ty. Tr he- doesn't object to your age) her up. aa T bas* pay no ettention-ta-other peop Poem eoinet with | f her about clebt| She Got Stubhorn, qnonthe—1-know. AL Se z Laid it would ne Toa year agn—l- became abs dreak her heart, but 1 don't | quainted with na gtrl how Tosan marry her of nm ina. posi: tion where I only get home every etgnth day, and when I de ga_to_see_her_w: Hiwaye havea fight We cannot ngre at all, Another thing, we are of Ale T Candi e-Power No Longer a Measure. J the German cltles candle power !9| twolve-candie power atandard in the They laugh at| near future. @uch a move would per’ ig ial In Rerlin the ordinary feh-| mit of a reduction in the price charmed tail burners with which candle power ts | for gas and an Increased consumptiqa, measured are as scarce as hen's tecth. | for ail purposes, particularly heat and For use with the mantle, for the stove | power, and the gaa engine, heating power ts what’ 1s’ needed rather than candle) power. In London two of the companies are now supplying Kam of less than fifteen | candle power, while here In: Baston one. of tho tests mada last year showed as high as twenty-four candle power, and on tho sixty-six tests made the average | figure was 19.9, High candle power) kas ta not only wasteful to burn under | ordinary methods, but it Is actually not | so good for fuel and power ‘purposos as | that with lesa carbon, for the carbon closes holes and yents and makes more! frediient cleaning necessary, says the | Boston Herald, The only, ‘plants tn the Unked King. | dom still sticking to the high candlo | power are those located neat the can-| nel coal fields, the olty of Edinburgh belng an example, Many of the Jng- lish gasTenkinoems told our correanond- | A t ms HARVESTING THE CIDER CROP, OW doth the honest farmer hop And hustle every A-harvesting hla, apple crop v/And carting {t away. , i Now ath the Mette older-presa Improve each ahining hour, Grinds all the apples in a mess, The rotten, sweet, and eour, 3 |} Now: doth the ruatle toper (Geo!) Improve cach shining minute With mouth ajar. conventently For pouring elder tn It. Now doth the manufacturers Improve the llyelong year, Transforming good, cheap cider Into champagne, dry and dear, ent last summer that they honed and| CORA My W. GREENLEAF, pelieved Parliament would adopt @ ot 2 4 4 3k v: Sie pease SERB