The evening world. Newspaper, October 16, 1906, Page 12

ot “ Ue coin The Evening World's Daily Magazine; Tuesday; October 167 1906) oe a ee ky, ote for Hearst Is a Vote for Murphy. NEW YORK THROUGH __.. all circles. Whenever a man becomes obsessed with the notion the kind of climate we have in New York Is just the same us slow poison, only not so slow, it's a certain evidence-of-mitdew- under the mans: He-will bea finished job zs soon as somebody bangs one of those Lofts to Let signs upon him. Those who were born bere—if any such there be—are -hot_often possessed with a grudge ggainst the at-__)) ns of our little island. Every time they see the Old | ‘Guard ort for a parade they know it Jsn’t {!mmediately fatal, at any rate. ‘ | But those who emigrated hitler from Miasma, Ark., where everybody gets | chills and religion twice a year regularly, are generally filled with the ¥ | horrible fear that a New York malaria microbe will get into their blood | and-cause It to curdle or evapdrate or turn green or something. : E ee aia == = B. . Campbell Cory. r AY, ye *@udtisned by the Press Publishing Company, No, & to @ Park Row, New Tors sae y E M ~ é U 3 ry NNY GLASSES Entered at the Post-Ottice at New York as Second-Class ae aeatiass | ee PAV OLUMEAT jn esstsacienrsteiecet | | By Lrvin S. Cobb ; (oo Monners \ THE ICE TRUST'S PROFITS. | Cool weather has come and the compukory use of ice for house-| The Man with the Weather Compliint. hold purposes is over for th year. t f HEN” again, there Is the immature prune whose 5 q {No one with pl of money h: t 8 past sea- | | mind has become affected by too much brooding uf .) son: to get all the he e ice 1 : over the local weather, Hetis very common in }f ei which the Ameri A y t z Sell the maximum amc ce at th ximum price. i | a= iD ation has been ‘the St price was doubh price before the formed. if a 2 i 2 8 =] Pal c S sa restilt, the market value for | the Americin Ice Conipany's stock | has 'trebled, a net profit. of $12,000, : 900_to the men who own the Ice} 2 L ‘Trust. | ‘The ice Trust was incorporate: FH capital..$10,000,000,..and erbocker, capital $10, the Knic Gentiemen-froim northern Maine, where thete ls good-sleighing, except jin July ahd the first part of August, compinin bitterly of the biting severity | of a Manhattan winter. Southern visticis, burned to the color of a fried pie by the mild sun of their native States, and accustomed to picking baked applies off the apple trees, find the heat of summer on this island distinctly Loppressiye, There comes along a day in October—a perfect gentleman of a day— done In ombossed vellum, with beveled edges and a monogram tn the upper recapitalizing them in the American lee Company at 340 00 The_pre ng ir 5 cents would vbuy.a 20-pound cake of ice, ‘the | retail price-being 25 cents a hundred pounds. : The scheme of producing an ice famine by creating ar . was’not then devised, the purpose. of the: original promoters load their stock on the public at- high prices. vy After the stock was unloaded, and Mr. Charles W. Morse and | associates had transferred their speculative profits to bank stoc steamboat lines, thé price dropped, the common stock selling in 4901 he dollar, and the preferred stock seiling at aking a total market’ value Of $6,000,000 tor all the =p: will and other assets of the Ice Trust. In 1905 the usual trust plan of a holding company was carried out, American Ice Securities Company being organized in New Jersey with $20,000,000 “stock and “$000,000 6 per cent. bonds. This company took over, the stock of the American Ice Company as it hal previously taken over the stock of-2- Consolidated Ice and the Kr erbocker Ice. ‘The problem for the new man- agers of the Ice Trust was how to make this stock valuable. On the fermer basis it would sell at 30 cefits on the dollar. If ice was to “be kept at the old prices no more ee be ree than would warrant this Wall street valuation. Gs ae ; : |e = ee Sas ast winter the Ice Trust cut a third less ice, thereby. saving 2 c _ thied of the cost of production, It raised the price a half, : Betty Vincent Ss ot ot ‘By these in the Stock Exchange for 90-91, making the present stock issue worth iright-hand corner. The sun comes up behind a ficece of thin, white, albus tmenous clouds, spread fat upon the dcitt bine piatter-of+ pe oe and yellow and warm, like.an egg fried on one side. The air has tha (taste of a Winesap apple when you bite in next to the core. \ i Tawny peucock's eyes of full gold and rimmed silver show against the | greenc#il] feathers of the trees in the park. On the hillsides there aro tints and hints of tints that no artist buta fool-a Indian, summer!—and you think what [diGts the Ind | and leave such a summer behind them! At such a juncture there appears the<unripe dams ti would try to cop ans were to moye a n with the we bug tn his pecan. - —="Gh yea; he-says,-spesking-fromthe-depths-of his mussy tately ‘ain't got no complaint ugainst to-dry, but just wait! This weather bound to bring on something. Hither {tli get hot and the alr'll be full of humidity, or else IU1l turn cold enough to freeze the tegs, off a kitchen “range. A whole lot of people ts bound to be killed off. uy you take ft, Now, I remember one October in 1867 when they Diled aigs in the <lver one morning and before night they wus cutting ice at Yonkers. And here only five .yeara ago"—— ; = } “Why, you say, “the reports that the mean average temparature * for! —— | fe } t “You bet it's a mean average,”-he crins, “meanest average you ever seen, Before Thanksgiving Day halt the population will be kinked up with rhew matism tighter thin doughnuts, Here's the Government a-spending millions every year on the weather; but I aln’t noticed no {mprovements In it over what we had when there wasn't no bureaus and reports and | THE FUNNY PART. \ ‘ Yet that kind decline to move to & better climate until they dle—and + even thei there's a doubt whether they've bettered themselves. “over $18,000,000, The Real Secret of Hoy to Have a Happy Home Is Known and bead too much, She ukee ang a disiikes et oe Why i aiciaatihe A Stingy Lover. boarding-house? I think he {s atten- . ome -minded, tilogical, superstitioun, and so cregulous that I s . rot ; ——-In-its_balance sheet_the Ice Trust-states- that-its-general-property, ———— ~——Practi-d by Mr. Jurr - t ee sok Serre ens Huis Sari fort! “t Rear Betty: ati Pan ean. if eh eae my ite Ni including its ice-houses, shipping stations, boats and barges, horses, carts. R.-AND MRS. RANGLE had called at the Jarr home “nut you can’t appeal to thelr reason, eh?” sad Mr Rarigte HAVE been S01NE| inne young mien’ fa not" treating you aN Reniscw Deen ey et M andthe.sexos-tad_se; arrand Mr. Rangle” "Well, its a_good thing you can't If women reasoned, there would be no with @ wen De nerty, lak TOOeAnnoundina=thevenseuew c., is worth $7,535,000. And it! to smoke a urrier's Dolight FIOT® getting along with them,’ sald Mr. Jarr. man for @ Year! gage: it or breaking it Do not call and he has never) q¢ boarding:house. Insist t sheed me B88) cat nt your heme: where. [should hor = ike _-gve-hin-up, Vaming the Day. as { think a good” (ear fi and Mrs jJarr and M the fe lady's boudoir for the my ing and the exchar of moths to Chims a value tor its good with ante . what-it-calls-itsSwater-and-patert r : rights" —of--$33,260,000.---That—is the water in its stock is five time ur_method?!” asked Mr Rangla ‘You and your wife get along of mut Tarr with an alant air, | “Ai- ke, and-then-tor~ pit-was when we woe easiekt and only way," said N tem.—-Sny—* to or one time, and this was wh wife wanted me me people who deal of him and he HAVE When | dts-tangible-assets, z 9 -“Ss¥ that ded up ? o: for | we & eid Wwe { rs confidencet of being Ured of her, not me, Iam nineteen would x rd oin six months, { Only the people who had not in the d (tsi tise #58 Hked them and a0 h veara-o8d an 1a: but-noldate haw been set, During’ all the money last summer to th spilt irs end ROL ‘omised I wo i : at do you k? The next about twenty-noven,| tls period he has been ca but he price of ice sed contril i ‘ sin Gr oe Scene t downtown peagement! And We also differ in ree 9 Nothing about getting ried. ce of ice escaped nt { glad of it, a8 she didn't ike those ligion. He hasn't} ANXIOUS. the rise in the Ice Trusts stock | fers 2 “spoken of marriage, , Tt !# the bride's prerogative to act the REE Riis Ho $3 2 ‘good business man, He calls ee eo none anda. cells bia quotations, and those people, the] in not seitisn and poor whom the abolition of the} “ - <a five-cent=ca oll instead -to-the-doctor-and-the-“underta’ 8_nav_‘vas' to_whatever Mra_ltwice-a week-and-he hae never bought} enfent to do s0. And generally five cents worth for me. Now 1 they don't milnd half as away in the fall, awl did last fall, an aid then forgetting it, ay jhe asked me_to write wiver veyes atrected most A Slow Suitor. Dear Telty: 1 tell ‘ so, Bhould 1 write 0: oe wes i f ite_onis : roars} talking po ey ket Mr Tania, namirinuly you {f you-had-a fellow lik ie Son Het RRP + ropm, “will You ge lo the telephone ies ful that we a Letters from the People. pee Sltho to eta those oysters aroui Don't write. He tm certainly e ound tlsht] mean young man and [tink « Ut 6 [inditererice may wake him up. shouted Mr Tare tostiiv.—"Dogmome-tt!” Cant} 4 It your wa: 1g-me to-get up and rush 4 Cavalier Suttor.——— = y has-pecoms-yery— American Man a HAVE a young man who does not ithe tevertn z : : : wish It known yet we are engaged. J at 3h t = exi-men-d¢ School “or-Polit‘ctans. 1A Pit cf Na'ural History: | Sool tae pet Neral ae oie é sate | 5 althitoxint teil of atten-to-220_me.— When ore a a Cut tliat palltiots him_he tells me to be-wWorth Hving without her -|-bim ata restatirant or on the fecry-. - SYoNic eRe ont. What should I do, and {s it Propdse to hor. Itt time, and mney proper terme to—call-on—him~at—his—she thinks sou-are-wiittie aie uybe 2: ea monaer Weighed { jaws tt measured: trom tip to — the circumference of the ———— The Gaisern a ¥ telegdam? ’ z = = By Walter A. Sinclair. is Monkeys and Laya, foe L TL. N the troplo seas, tossed by every HIEN the Skipper spoke by a way of breeze Joke, , 3 Rode the Cuban Buccaneer, And he asked some trifing loans, With @ heart as cold as the waves that | “Not @ sum too big, I'm no- blooming t “eto put up a now rolled. vig, { t o. 1 have two es And a mind that was filed with fear. | Just a hundred thousand bones." | 3 In the Antilles’ Pearl, where the white| And the crafty mates asked a few re’ aa bates, e ‘ ‘ And Havana smokes grow thick, Not as much as was the Skip's, human’ Ho had scooped a pile and had ducked | Ad the pirate's cook, with a hungry the isle, look, I noting to say But his woes were crowding thick. Put his hands out for some tips, more, J think : Iv. Site would be pba ND those sailor men touched and O ho cursed Tie luck, for his crew | touched again, | had struck Then they turned aad aaked for A Million Dollar Hox, For a large increase in pay— Tre, And they got {t, too, for the wise crew|And they know 'twould go. He dared | knew ‘not pay “*No,"* e What he dare not disobey, -— Or they'd hurry him ashore, z There were many ports, but in each] So his million shrunk to tho last cold were courts plunk, |slons: S3xdixst Whore they'd weloome him with joy,| While the sailors laughed and sting, > the BAltor of The Ever ‘And-the Bucaaneer trembled lest he| On tho Sever Seas there may be ne \ A corrempondent pa A Two-Minute Shaye, peel boos— ‘History of the Na i or of The Byen A loud cry of "Ship ahoy!" Just tho same you can be stung, )* i Biates bestows ather ot t the man w : l i = a the Danan Barry, In id take to give one ireauprom-|' “Willle, what Islands has Secretary | "What was. tho doctor's dingnosis of! “I don't see how you‘can call her a W the tale 4s told. Here's ine moral bold: ce bal | +) fh early edition Cooper ft as hia Ifa raxor in xood nh week In]. <i the cobk's Lilnens?"* 4 When ivith others’ cash you ship craps se iaibe | . 1 Taft governed? peach! yoltec’ that Barry, in the Lexidgton, |and the shaving water hot I can and do : Ff : "Qver-eating," : Made the frst regular cruise of the in- | shave ln two minutes. a ie iY eg Ai aa "AN of ‘em excep: England’ and} ‘aut phe looked starved to death! ‘‘Booause she has fusx on her face!” Beek a decp, thick wood with a lateyer good, ‘ fant navy, In his lsst edition he cor- D. A DOYLE, Dast Orange, N. J, \ is Jnpant* i ‘Yeu, the family 4 the over-eating?* Lomitrepenee res Meperitake-apwate Wh. <2 s i; s J Oe det