The evening world. Newspaper, September 25, 1906, Page 12

mes ee “The Evening World's Déily Magazine, Tuesday, September 25, 1906° ur oie Sbmaiorio coh Pwbiehed by Che Press Povliening Company, No. @ to @ Park Row, New Tork Well! , NEW YORK THROUGH |... aa FUNNY GLASSES — u Entered at the Pcet-omes at New York as Becond-Ciass Ma Matter By \ af _-abhhte Pilbaelt sires — ipvin 8. Cobb Rav OLUME 47 reba A Ld bwndcnkait Leb td baer te nee The Bol -Veal Boy on Broadway. nnd anes ie n NE of the unpleasant featores of lite in the Grea ! / ’ > EVERYBODY'S POCKETS. 0 Souvenir Posl-Card Metropolis {a the tender T*” Holyoke's t f Alderme kin M h aly calf, whe ka he is a whole yoke of Chusett - ' Storrs 6 Ke s papa } a to be one af jusetts t { - the ln ge re of the Wall street herd Tire insurance t m The pri ouble with th cresting voy be. To have ‘ f dd of tive stock 4 t he hasn't been out of colleg Massachisetts ( I ‘ tak erefore tt FS enough to hav over It. He thinks he taf way to have chea ance i I for t ty t into t ng the gilded life 1 as he business. | gold-tipped elarettes: He has a firn S + wh he htt t { the ‘ 4 There are 1 er things besides fire insurance premium ich 1 e ne rary the B wa horns when | : ; ¥ the centre of a) squad p B y e ' to t ith so as jong as hé keeps on turning so the current for 44 | Because he never hed to work for any of It he has a bitter abhorrence | = money held In captivity. Fyecy cont Is a fy copper to him, and what j he most likes about the eagie on the dollac {s its wings. He ts beset with the | hideous fear t some st might think he earned his money, and-he | Nkee to shove what ts left over from the bill back at the walter as if the sight of any loose coin lying around gave him deep ana e His {deal of the higher life ts a broad tur ed on ef side with |roadhouses built up solld and hedges of nov how giris, along which Pi nf one rides in a large gasoline push-cort joa th the bottles these higher pric that open with a low, muffied but slightly pleasing report, and halting ever sive charges of public service cor- porations, If the fire insurance * rates In Holyoke are too high it must result that the fire insurance com- panies are making an undue profit. Holyoke is a rich city, with many of its inhabitants having surplus capital to invest. They are at entire Wherty to go into the fire insurance business, That is the difference between any business open to free competi- ton arid such monopolies as railroads and gas and electric companies. | ~EAtizens of Halyoks or any other plage a i ¢. sailzoad oF ga — Suminess without a—franchise, andthe best streets and most profitable! yfoutes are already taken. The only remedy they have for excessive] Charges by the public service corporations is to compel a reduction of “the rates and an improvement of the service by law and to guard more carefully future franchise grants. | Municipal ownership and operation are not panaceas but the last alternative against mdnopoly. Where no monopoly is possible municipal Operation is a futile remedy. Any body of citizens can go into the fire insurance or the life insurance business or the manufacture and Sale of boots and shoes, furniture, ciothing or any other article where | there does, not exist a natural monopoly such as of anthracite coal or} petroleum. If in any one of these open industries prices are unduly high, | ) that means that the profits must be great, and intelligent private citizens | should be prompt to invest their surplus capital in such enterprises. | * There is no panacea for civic ailments any more than for physical ailments. A broken leg requires a surgeon's services, but the best that he can do is of no avail without nature's aid in welding the bones to- gether. The doctor can prescribe for disease, but his prescriptions are valueless unless the patient has vitality and without nature's healing and anon to beat up a walter. Just as sopn as his clothes begin to look na If they were going to fit him he feels constrained to throw them away and boy new ones. When he drops into a hhberdasher’s and they show him a four per he holds them off at arm’s length as if they «1 the clerk |f he hasn't something a fellow can wear with | + | | insult to himsclf. [t 1s owing to his discriminating tastes that the fobbers are enabled to constritct raspberry-colored pajamas retailing for $28 the sult. He has no earthly use for the personage who, after getting pickied, takes his gherkins quiet ¢ and puts them to bed. For him the bots terous brine and tre self-ady The cucumber that begins making loud nolses just as soon #s {t gets properly dillad ts his favorit fruit. Every time he corns himself !pto the finnan heddle clasa he mnat needs destroy a bar mirror or a cab or @ plain-clothes man or something else equally expensive and eatisfactory to a trained metropolitan appatite The pinnacle of young Percival Bob-Veal's career is reached when he is permitted to lead ingo a large, brillluntly-lighted food studio a lady with one or two husbands tn the discard-and-«-fobin-a_prominent chorus and sit down by her and order thinge for her that never cost lesy than $2.10 « Portion. Ofjen he reaches (ne unapproaciable eminence where he is per- mitted to sem \her orchids and take her dog out for exercise, {f sue needs the money that’badly she often marries him Until premature paresis gets him in his twenty-fourth year and be begins to count on /his fingers in public places and talk to propte who aren't there he goes along, sincere in the belief that he {s a sport from Sport- sylvania : — “bh THE FUNNY PART | THE MEN IN THE NEWS — Straight Talks to Them—By Nixola Gretley-Smith. sows (ii! ging ‘“tebsse © Oe sw ing mar acing in « ‘a oe | bins 4 fyb ii, To the Executive with the Wabbly Mind | wea uss anf etnias letras trom becieten tough ome wecs ey eee |. WO-MINUTE TALKS if! lor tas a ; \ | Who Steadies Himself with His Wife's Apron Strings. |, 1?! Mt Hiseins say ses or no “ swede HHI NY : even buy your tes cep the whole May | mse wih is Wife's apron Stings | ri Para : WITH NEW YORKERS A) a a | D ry ia Jeet pepbeintalpetame ne tte Paes ae vernor without ru n't playing fair By T. O. McGill. So with a community. A city can sell fire insurance below cost AU lnpiadaesaay ster haggg arse sia rt Mt can sell shoes for a @bllar a pair or potatoes for ten ¢ i said the politicians ou, the we 1 ¥ commit any other folly. It can, keep on doing this at or uk the eats of Now Your al provided higher tax rate, higher rents and lower wages, until tt ¢ Governor Uigging, Still » t at Saratoga to ana 3 tone Oppréssive to the inhabitants that the goes into Person . Stee ay Ee oe wuss miles to a doctor 4 i Bar. c : road, full of turns. By lesson some years ago of Elizabeth, which tried to d that, ‘ Hikgina, and make up you ra half-mile the bad gone avemmind. Your e Insurance scandals taught everybody wanted in the way of public improvement will be repeated in every other city which should Holyoke method No community can purr of a bo shift of men at work In two miles I had only passed one ute wagon, and the clip was so fast that. nt and the other entries are champ F Brackeit—all of them are turn positively pale asa s Walker ts a trav- | 't ag oor of feeling out of me r oe pac sh Be gia 7 nies coian., | OXESP y hands) My eyes seemed, ‘other man’s pocket } ‘ D = 4, Gov. /Higgins, and let the flag drop.once for all | o Hing commission | stuck out straight, fixed with steel supe er for porta, and nfy. ‘arma seemed about aaaak - ~ J sig ry = ompany that makes. a specialty of auto Sot WS, with eer 0 size - Pure Food ® 7 He Has Another i) B He ner Blackman mobile tires, and is one Ure crack |““At the end of six miles the dust on re aw ] ec ] Now Vatle Adventure 2b tire peddiara of the bu my face was ao thick thet 1 couldn't UG For Thought. ‘ What do you mean by cirrhosis of (Wet my lps, and as the machine S . Re Ticochetted around a curve full of he nerve?” we asked ‘thanky-mams’ | saw an broken-dot D> — Ugnran vour nerve,” he replied. “After a|truck-wegon dead in the middle of By Walter A. Sinclair, Rous. Ee vo THe ma Around one of those} cudnt have b , Ave been | : Ys y in him that ts rock-plle and on the other | = ans trapped, and sliding through a space |TOMd Waa a ditch and tall | Those beans that have been cooked. | : eae Prosipton Uaeipiind Pept rave the wheel a hitch with all the li give you one.” and the| And Salted Cod, though It seems odd, ; , " hit [Power left in my shoulder “and 1 made passed along without gtving| Is most al} that's booked. piling crore pi atari ti Pe a A a ST bs jong wit cd ; sD the other Is no more to him than the | to * of the harness with me. T | Sunday night this answer was| For elt can make our old frien a open roadway, eo far as sensation js| td ebeolutely no fealing but to get et given with « sneer by guard 1377. Upon} And Cusk and Hadd too. |there. The pace had given me cirrhosis . concerned of the nerve We gx Bnglieh language js 6 How do I know? Well, I'll tell you. pald the driver for h ny other living t aaking the second time for one, he| seam wher: : t the doctor and oe AS prushed past wi any Answer, but ° ce 4 lke any Cod s harness.” in the oofan grew a = Se — May in « few mor acquire sneered, 1 find other women have re- your high head hide. a = ved the same creatment. They know tie leans Organ that Manufactures Antidotes. @26 ordinary cor woman Greads @ scene, and take ad ok up to thee, HE business of the liver is to manu- out of these red cells and sent back mo doubt the ardes vs yactage of us L b OOK yw (Baked) Beans! facture antidotes for poisons. It me e teviv to be used for dyeing Brench, lialian, Spanish, Engils | Nev. 5, 1008. hs State House tal! now seems quite fe a rendering establishment to| Hie Mir, tinting the skin and. painting F. DEEKMAN the dark chambers of the eye where Cap you place In ¢ getve free tu as portrait one lis over | ing & y eis tally ¥ All Opem Sept. 1 A babor-Saving Series « oandy, too. W r knew at we ate talc and chrame? yd take barytes to giris of nights en strolling out from hon too We have « yin ain Stop Laughing! Hubby (at's M Im going being & ane for sake! We waa, | gues ave ng 1 heard cook say €he had to wash and dress it —Phladelpae Frey verte! into vseful things All the corpuscles of the body die every nix wooks. ry second of our lives something Mike 15,000.00 of these roti calls have to disposed liver does part of the work | item up and working them over into somethine useful. | ‘Phe red corpuscles have potash in | them, wideh t# d for making Olle ‘The bile ts a kind of lye for making soap in the emall intestines. The soap, like all good home-made. soaps, ts 4 infeotant., says Sondereon'’s Magazine. It is a splendid antleeptic and germi- | chte. | ‘The coloring matter is o retully saved OPPIES are grown for distillation adat and oplum in Lin nshire, England. The industry however, owing to the great riska and low prices, is dectining, and thia year not more than twenty acres of poppies have Deen grown. If the, weather should ehance to be | wet when the heads are ripe, the crop iw ruined and becomes valueless. It ts the husk of the poppy and not the seeds \ihat yoda The drugs. On an acte of ground # ood crop | Oddities of the Opium Crop. ’ ! cv amall, which the ‘ittle corpses that Avoumulite | the ihetoeraming te dan MO. TEI Was . e ren For if Baked Beans don't bake in the body are carried to be desiroyed, pitt! the, food taken Into the stomach te Apply at Cooper tute ele will be \ M Wer “ Ya'that enire gold: | just as in cillee dted animals are /Stered by. the liver by i abe So tae Eaitor Who Can Help This Young Mant but @ Bacred Hake? Katbered up by @ eschvenger and con-| apparent impunity. take auch things es tea and coffee, whiskey, beer, tovaccd, &c. All these impurities are through the liver before they get into the general circulation. If they shou'd eo et ht to the brain the driesr Would die shortly after taking hic dats When the lver ts plump and healthy, full of glycogen made from the. Bi00te it haa a wondertu: faculty of destroying poisons. but a starved Hver cannot 43 this why « glaw of whiskey taken before ‘reakfast does @ man twice much harm as if taken after breakts. A dose of medicine taken on an empty omach ts much more powerful in ite 3 jeffects than « similar dose taken when the stomach ts fu'l, for the reason that @ full stomach furnishes the liver with material which dt muhes use of to fight poisons: 1,000 heads, but prices are not ao goed as that now > The plant makes so heavy a drétay’ j upon the fertility of the eal that Be\ cannot be grown oftener than in six yours upon the same land, When thoroughly dry, the heads afew #0 Neht that & lange sack whan filed will only welgh about twenty-four