The evening world. Newspaper, September 20, 1906, Page 14

The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Thursday, September 20, : | The Girl with the Canary Bird Appetite. NEW YORK THROUGH . Povtiehed by the Preas Publishing Company, No. 6 to @ Park Row, New for | [My LITTLE GIRL HAS A Tit Oh. Matered at the Port-Omice at New York aa Second-Cians Mul Matter. POOR LAPPETITE : DON'T ss versie Nd ) VOLUME 47 5; ah NO 16,468, “ ; EN ; Fa eave Gan age vee ws f OUCH TO KEEP \ ~ A CANARY BIRD 5 By RENT AND TRANSPORTATION. | "© What the tenant. pays-the landlord for the use of the landlord ) Peoperty is popularly called “rent.” In reality ludes also the ¢ Speaking of the Fall Fashions, A T the outset it ls conceded that In every town on the broad map of this fair tend of own ts a of daily transportation. The dollars the pe k City pa @hnually for shelter are almost fabulous in total is $5 dressmaker who passes out the latest imported (000,000, or $140 for every man, woman a modes. There is sure to at least one, even In the ‘ . - town that {s too small to have a Carnegie Library and This is an enormous sum, and the way to reduce its amount is‘a Just large enough to have a set of thrilling postal cards pressing problem. High rent means crowded tenement-houses, and re- showing views of the Public Square, the Congregstion- Geet expenditure for food, clothing and means longer alist Church and the Iron Bridge over Mink Creek. worse health That's golng some, for it’s a mighty low-spirited, indif~ ferent ccossroads, these days, that can't come up with @ hours of toil, fewer comforts and luxuries, 1 n and Whigher death rate. Its evils are not inevitable. Th Wholly prevented, but they can be { few highly exciting souvenir postal cards. The official dressmaker of one of these oll-lamp me tropolises generally has a figure like the upper-balf of ey cannot be as tw { IS IT VE EATEN \]/ DO DROP A dollar mack and she talks out of the side of her mouth because the front the use of \ POSSIBLE A MUCH IN OFTEN T MUST HURRY |! of it ts full of pins. She has an establiahment with a bay window abutting t forthe use of th £ gS P HEARTIER - BACK TO THE || on Main street, between the Racket Store and the Sheriff's office; and she laced where it is by ; MEAL THAN OFFICE wow!| | uses only the very newest and truest Parisian designs such as are thought are i wablGiicdl bo. USUAL! . OH up by maiden lady invalid of Dorchester, Mass, and brought out every =~ “We p Ot peace eal BO \ DEAK ME month In a French fashion paper published at Boston. : ‘Nes! About once in eo Jong a prominent eftixen in the futare city by the Iroa | Bridge gets a bug in his pecan to the effect that he ts destined to come to New York and revolutionize business methods. Sometimes he's right at that. In this town a man Is ltable to be buying gold bricks or metailie lemons one day and selling ‘em the next But ere yet the revolutionist has started his conquering tour Eastward | he Instoucts the prominent citizeneas to connect up with a real sassy ward- robe so as to give the Manbattan villagers a treat right from the jump. The dreasmaker with the ingrown shoulders is instructed to cut loose regardless of expense and do her best if {t costa $30. The proud husband has a mental photograph of Mrs. Willie Vanderbilt } temiiing-tie.mifein-amaflostto copy her style. But by the time the couple | have been In New York about two weeks hubby is pained to learn that the members of the Vanderbilt families have not been on the job at all. About the present 1 of the he cost of re- ¢ value of the land is the quantity of it ac- A tax on amount of land cannot be chan Bu TLeT ME GET TO messibili , s | accessibil y can be enlarged. This situation makes the transportation pp — BOx F BE CAREFUL | the only persons engaged in trailing are the illustrators for the comlo week~- eemine Troi the cent probizn,——tt--ail-iieens ad dail FOR” GOODNESS | = | les. riation-v abolished everyt who worked on Man- 7 Qa : Ma MMUCHTER | He is likewise grieved to note that his Indy’s clothes do not show up PY sla ; i tt SS e i ' + wet oe Sb ae Day agt-one the pian wel Her taaty-coat sult with hhatian Island would have to eat and sleep within walking distance, and ‘ = Wit CHOKE: the Russian blouse effect now looks aa if it had been cut with e knife aid fork, while the novelty Gibson shirt waist that threw all the leaders of the chureh soclety into a warm perspiration of envy and admiration falls éome- how to dazzle as was its accustomed wont back home, In the company aa clasey bunch of the female inhabitants of this island Mrs. Mink Creek begins to Jook, to his discriminating eye, like a dominitker hen in a parrot cage. He discovers that there Is eomething at once tasteful and timely in the princess brand of peach in the tight-fitting peeling. The visual delights ofa | fiy-net peekaboo on a large ripe blonde make him as google-eyed as a sun- eh. Be He draws his balance out of the bank and tells hie wife to make good as regards the raiment proposition without further loss of time. THE FUNNY PART: ( Phe Palue of that land area would be still further increased, If passenger © Wansporiation were costless and instantaneous a man could live in thet ‘CafSkills or the Adirondacks ami work in New York. The value of the} | Aand, on Manhattan Island used for residential Purposes would be greatly ) Wessened, and the rent problem would be solved. “ Rent can never be made lower than the interest on the cost of build- | - ing 2 house and the taxes and repairs. And any scheme which promises A free fent is impossible of execution, A Which doubtless accounts for the presence in our midst of so many { women with Mink Creek forms and Fifth avenue frocks. There was a young tady named Maud, Who wae & consldrable fraud; 4 . ” To emt at the table, ” Wek in Che eck pentry~Oh. Lenin As “Mr. Dooley” Sees It. and buildings of New York Cty are assessed at five and a : Lene | Regbllahed fram "Mr, Dooley oo tnviolabtitty ty th’ etocwy store te the Famer of the Preaw” in the Octo |oommtt santinet mt wwht. Ae th’ tnttle A 35 st billion dollars. ‘Their market value is $8,000,000,000, fi Sn, “ 5 et at the total wealth of the United Stales. The taxes annually collated THE MEN IN THE NEWS—Straight Talks to Them—By Nixola Greeley-Smith, |: "%e toms Sy | Sr wie 8” gt ae ot articles, one © oe new tere ' on Journ this source are $80,000,000. ‘The oe gg arinual cost of passenger trans- To the Babbling Husband Who in His Troubles there wae fo niyhteare equal to the subsequent reality of seeing that mecret | thie Amertoan Magasine persed rr tetenltape ig 3" tion, ing surface and elevated roads, the subway and Sutpouring of her aoul in petit. — | Miewtble whe ares not on dh” Jwey Mat, . Has Forgotten the First Law of Chivalry—Silence. | tog Lt MAY Dave bean badly treated, but you Aave made it simowt’ tmpowatble HATS what th Prem ohn do |M8 78'S voted guilty he « majoetiyr ty 3 : ‘ ; ; ia we. |fOF aoa one bat yourwelt to think so. \** I Pr thim it Joven, But I itke 1/0 Dundberd an’ -sigtit thousand A $400,000,000. Adding to this’ the taxes, repairs and ¥ Dest Mr. FRANCIS J. CARMODY—It tw by « di Bilance im the frat law of chivalry. You have broken tt And not all the| Latther Yr what tt can band| 8 Th’ onserupioue mlerity ae.do transportation, the total full tinct eftort that I address you my totally. Your Struments in the world wil lave town on th” miidniwht thea Wht 1 5 ully equals %560,000,000, will palliate your conduct in the minds of right think. | to thim # don't love Maybe th’ Mitor | Oft pin re f mother-in-law, Mim Thomay C. Platt, whom you 'a men and women a lesteas Hoe aoe artes tr took. (70% thkin over to th comet cht pam | hese estate values half represent the value of the land and) blame for your Matrimonial troubles, imrented much « You-must Know {t 19 the wife'e prerogative in tamtly rows to do the talkin aphid sted f : Sere ater fun. | Uae to Ahimew guce to kiep ye tre beige 4 beatiful name for you and all wearers of militia wol- whether fox publication by the aw ~~ xe ea torn to gdeors be th’ mob. ‘Te’ pemmh ing civle or by the press. Your wite, wines | dah, a ware ner | hal might as wel fo an Walt’ to Ow called to Wwe an’ thry ye, Dineen ha Ye pawn act a half the buildings. Below Canal street on Manhattan Island the land is forme that I alto am tempted td cell you “my dear the announcement of your diftertrices, tia not anid a word tn her own datenas |ye'er hair out an’ eave throulie fr eh’ | Worth more than the bufldings, Even in the suburbs the viace th Cricinne ‘Tree. though fot two days you have filled columna tn the New York ' : e papers with ao) orivon barber. Whin ye wie wo th’ land makes up the s value of the bui I fon't care wbat the merits of your original ‘inatri- Counts of your courtahip, your honeymoon ead yout present quarrel y " state ye with & het gin. Mwirel Jang ba ie pes excess ding where the lot thonial wrangle may wre been. 1 simply want to point Quit talking, Mr. Carmody. escape al Anes ala Improved. ‘The only way to lower the rentals on this land valve is pat to-you that by Mving your wife's love lntters to the | Yeu can’t undo the harto you have done your cause by your iweant run of [tlt ® wRAE Te Mees {Rave Conncimntione ar nowepepera you have more than justified any attitude energy to thé tongue, Rut possiily you oan refratn from talking any more hangin’ ye Ye thty bo 'nidn oer ined she bas aseuroed oF omy In future manure toward you You haven't told us all your wife's pat names for you yet, and you may M R D E R | Dabind ® post, but th’ judme, who comes { J wp fr re-tiletion im th’ spring, atemaly Making: alldwnnwe for all poewibilities of minquotation Powsem more Kinpasioned letters than the one which found ite wa: a 1 rere a e y into print th your discussion of your motherinlaw's wocial career We don't iknow how tail whe m withont Frenoh heel, nor whether or tot all calle on ye to Mand Up while th’ flash to Waahing2on pttor to her marriuge, we are atiil con- her hair iv real. nor what kind of tooth powder she ues. And we adinit that TR SURELY TH SHOCK | ght pitaher ie Dele’ tok. Two or tranted by the pitied letter from Mra. Camnody be. you could probably eniighten us of all these paints But ee hope you won't | S WILL KA, WAS HIN | three ty oth’ Jurymen le ony re peginsing, “My Dearest O60; TREVW twet dreaming about Tt may tee novelty to tare a-mnem-dheedee tle met intimate Cemily attatre Nise WHIN SME strained be foorow frm attack’ ye ‘yom @ lot down bern” In print. fut we don't lke tt HAHA MOLLE iti in — Lenehan ih ate’ cnn aae! ludson and the Bast River are com.| Maly, In a her dresms, which she confess were “not abvare nice Arenas And take my word for it, It tan't dome you any good. WIFE HUEBAND i LOCKED | io mbuut Two MInYAtH yore Joma’ over WRAL & Wadd. |eo th’ thrain fr Joliet an’ ye'er trinds read in th’ pa-per tam, Orange, Suffolk and Passale . a Mowniown Now York to ares Wate iil te a8 accenitie from| LETTERS FROM THE DIARY OF A BAD BOY. a By “POD re ST, Noronrous sascnmmrn ‘ashington Helghts before the o—— subwa: | Sp wes built. Not everybody will want to go to the country, Ye FE PEOPLE, | [step last August it ye ob'y knew it. | DUES THANKS TO AN INCORRUPT: j will prefer to live In crowd But the . Many people | ETKP Ricnv UP Amie Dery neh whi tater soni tree TBE ICR TY CONBTANT NEAT ~ 7 accessibility of 2,000 square miles a : php e banged trom his wurrnk he brings « copy Iv th'| Rw IV THIS GUARJEEN IV POPs " reMorrow Will Be Monday. lane care : CAVEU Wemoens OF " Karoo en’ rende about thi fend in hu-| LAR RIGHTS. THERE WILL BE A TH PRIZER PAY cincus!! AM T), 8 WokLb. Tem beer man form diving, which mana you,|DRTHRIBUTION IV | To the Batter of The Mrentng World: | Se Sat ie se re eanvew will be WE HAVE OM Parr | Hinntesy. Ye'er horrid pwat leaps out} TO TH JURY OF MEN BE Us AT ela e oreccnectine i render? in tyry saloon. People that niver heefd| FINUCANE’S HALL NEXT SUN- F v.31. B iv ye raymimber an’ tell how ye robbed |/DAH, WHIN TH LARKNED JUDGE Rec peak a : Uh’ poor bos, Mate down child seth! DOUGHBODY WILL MAKE ‘TH | = ig hip diseiae, starved yeer fam’ ly at’ | PRESINTA TION SPEECH ye Satie Al hg, gy eloped with th’ hired girl Th’ childer) Wanet in a while « mnlatake fo ros ‘ Mant) huddle together thremblin’ at th’ story | Maybe yo ain't guilty ot al Maybe don of Coney Imand, can no influence the proper authorities to keop mote order among the thousendy of pedestrians and have them follow the regular rules of thotoughterws? There th a terrific: orush after the floata bave pamed, the police looking on and leuehing. nN Iv yel'er lite an’ th’ good women sine |i found at th thrde that ye were in up A prayer that her boys way be waved Waukegan th’ day th’ crime was dite | frm timptation, |covered un’ it wae another man iv Th’ paper fr th’ home inns SDAC) ch’ mame name that coveted th’ ham larceny ought to be made & copHAl my» palajeem tv our Liberties Boas th” crims Cr ye'er tenift an’ bie WA's! wont thing be ye. ‘Th’ case demande ealied & sinpoaywen iv Christyan mia) A fui tree, trank an’ tnanly apalogy Siters ac thirty doliare 6 ain demandin’ : i The gain will mean more than 2 lowering of rents. The general Gest, of living can juced, tables to ap fing pie A By foot lot will rase enough vege: Palio mehnerty pets SPS iy chtocreamant av ch caries ine lee F iptves root pon ly from spring to winter. A corner of the lot| 7% t+ Editor of Tee Wrening Worl: Eig piongpeees pe pio oy tae me re wages te hoy that ate ee ese nena a » chickens t; ji falas! I ca that two members of our b thie ‘si lo furnish the household CRES. The cost| pouice torce weev almncat Killed by fly-| ~~ Yee cs Of food can be decreased a third. Old clothes can be worn out in the] ine Plecet of ® amunhole which # .: WITH NEW YORKERS., The mistake mary People going to the country make is in trying | far the officers’ hvimets they might By T. O, McGill. §# to do too much. They | 'y buy more |; id too by have been rendered unfit tor duty. How and and build too-biy houses, which | Jd these two offers have tered & New York hit don't) reach in oll the volume for about aix mouthe atter it are expensivs Pe ¢ to heat and care for, They feel that they have to have ey tmd the cape on that the Camr has begun to be whistied tn the metrop- sine or automobiles. They are not satisfied to do without many things) %* Moen street i gan they i i patina yp gules never think of having did they live in an apartm, Has Minne: Mets setae Such axpensive efforts make country life a by bow system ‘of contrete building is most adaptable to tgs and will help solve the problem of country living C construction without gewgaws and fay scroll work SEA NE nome bit out of a thousand song in & Year weormn & amall por conta, but it le true that Yory tow of all tha fonge | SAY" he was sliding down the ¢atnre of the ot The By I would like to kf right to open his wife's letters without “ "BU Minvmona’ hae atfFacted the et- tention of everybody. A man who has Juat comw back from Alberta, B.C, er consent BG. | Try Cooper Union. ‘ - WELL) WHATS OF USE? NO b, darged birdcage houses hideous in appearance and expensive for r i ag erreins Nees > eV i we ake UAL OATS wHaT! " q P i 4 et me know whem I can ob ' What « 4 ing and repairs’ The old Dutch farmhouse constr f hag diy 4 f | ‘ THERR Wwe X TRYINY Tem written Are out ewmed to hin to be wmdisoov. » DP eeaciets te cy . use construction carrie tt tain a fren ne in electricity at ik ) fer Ky ELEVATE ORM KIDS Mino and-owt hite,’ raia |aret Atrewme etter trout, amd he hed Modern concrete is cheap to build, cheap to heat, easy to keep ir ne © onl a a TEACH EM SOMtiHiM’ Charles A. Bing |/PeAChEd & part of the wilderness where ind simple to. live mn. Are ot se . An Karly Call for Heat. \ , - 4 ~ AN ALL Z GETS Id A. yentertey: it seemed no man ould ever have been, t VICKIW, THE GovERMOR Hird fo tue man {22 Ot Of tho dewp abadows of the the Malt AM! PAE TALKED TALL, forvat he heard the Udkling sound of you evidom ase Who ht rallroad systems witith dominate New York Cannot om OWN An ‘Tye Got to Keep a Dane we too long put their limited expresses and their through mys.| ‘er *2 make hires #ix oF moves | pat'up and pinened immer Ant 8 a hundred people a| ‘He felt sure he must be 4 “Just then the heat up thelr bridge local cara first, andl neglected the greater profits from increa ing the | ‘fhey have one @toxe in mach car to your for GhM‘of the big theatrions Arm. |, Une tAen, ‘ding ie eame Tan ib Vina of ma al woes my Manila the Commutation trains like a good | NeMt if uP. wbtch dose not throw got Rain tig mmken 204106 6 cmnp Where Party who were " es enqugh heat to worm up ene pervon, peak Unaely tT” we ae ng MOND & cam) were 4 Shoold they make the best of their opportunities they | and mostly at iiietlaaeaereit iim Oinking of “Bil) MlnmonA,’ ino & pho wae ; which 1 pee one ot your clover conte | Sijgnmoas the tobias we Tinie re to dispose of the tener Problem than all the denunciation |“ Ket Arm. One might jum ae well rs and all the tenement Inspection and new building laws can | "484 oP 4 plactorm aw vo stand vr artivty on The Evening World has de | "Tho party up (imi @toves, ws they don't give any | veloped Into a funny marioy rt fit anther i ean ad Con "BIL Mimmann nae dust hemun to moakee tie ae fee fe ’ move forward into the back woody, white | Yenr nm re fr ~ i i _ a