The evening world. Newspaper, September 13, 1906, Page 14

a a i ee ~ a enna —— * . , cae eee r . anne Seaatiaiieicaacaeahinmndienhe ancnaianimaaa aummeehaneieiaeaeaaammne memaaeneas The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Thursday September 13, 1906. Going It Alone NEW YORK THROUGH ——>- x 1 amc FUNNY GLASS ES a 4y Ipvin §. Cobb By J. Campbell Cory. rama Yee By the Press Publishing Company, No, @ to @ Park Row, New Tort a Batered at the Port-Omce at New York as Becond-Ciase Mati Matter, PEON Vouu ME 47 * AMERICA President James J. Hill, of the Great North B lamenting the wastefuiness of American farmers i SqMandering of the nat surces of their lands. H See this, Every agricultural writer calls attention to the small ) Gfops of the Unit j “i England, Belgium, Frar But why should the fined to the farmer ism of farmers by ‘oad mS thoroughly se rdati F Bigger crops do not mean a Where One High Hat Beats Two Pair of Socks. HIS 1s the town whore It ts better to have a tasty front and no backing at all than to have plenty of backing and a sad front. One brace of patent leather shoes ix worth eight eults of warm = under- clotiies for display purposes on Lobster Island. Rather a high bat than an extra pair of socks. ry and the doubled-in- 1 State 1 wi We are strong for the lo brass, Providing the side-show banners were suf- ficiently attractive wo never get peevish and demand our money back If we find Bosco eating dead angle- worma instead of live anacondas. We have no use for the modest-blushing violet In ize of the ¢ ‘The national flower of New York is the fromage de Brie. our business. For truly do we live in the real home of the Ballyhoo. | We drop into a proper food foundry at the crowded hour and ask If we Jean get a beefsteak and a pot of coffee right off the reel, being both weak | and famished, The superior gentleman who has been assigned to wait on | is the price per bu lower that many farmers re- higher aggregate sums for Crops in poor crop years than in the years of abundance. But smaller the crops the less freig there is for the railroads to carry, the smaller the net profits on their balance sheets and the less the op- portunity for bull pools and other high financiering in Wall Street, suct + as Mr. Harriman’s Union Pac coup. Te Ute states te ee iy thet the us assures us in his polished way that we certainly can. He bestows a glans of water and a couple of rolls, as an evidence of good faith, after | which he retires, into executive session behind a screen and lays the | proposttion before the board of governors, and when the head cook has | opened the session with a prayer a vote {s taken, and if no blackballs are 4 tte Preitest Was treatment of the soil, the habits of the American peo! @ttitude toward the great coal, lumber and metal industries. x Roasting ic am comarca tustom, That ie well egeugh, provides the boasting is confined to desirable habits and qualities. But the preva-| Tent American tone is not to boast of thrift, but of spendthriftness; not to take pride in the slow savings from self-deprivation and economy, but} to place first gains from speculation. One great boast is of the products Of the coo! mines, af the iron, copper and lead taken from the caverns Of the earth, of the millions of giant forest trees turned into lumber. The fertility of the soil can be restored and increased by intelligent] farming and scientific cultivation. This is done in all old countries, and and th cast against us they go out and kill a cow and scalp our beefsteak off her. | And not off the gentler side of her nature at that! | When the food finally comes to us we've forgotten whether It was or dered for breakfast or dinner. Anyway, by now we are gorged on rolla and | besides, the steak Is as cold and hurd as the heart of-a si thing known to civilized ice-water, and Broadway catman, which ts the hardest, cold $f the course of time necessity will compel it in the United States. ; | man, and the coffee is as bitter as a lost soul, and as full of suspicious _ grounds aa a modern divorce petition | | But we raise no voice tn protest. For any shortcomings on the part of the culsine there is ample atonement in the fact that for several long | conspicuous hours we have been permitted to sit, dressed in our cheerlest j regalia, in an establishment which is provided with a marbie front stoop ‘ ( mfid a check boy having more brass buttons on him than there are warts on a frog Aleo It is worth a good deal to be allowed to loll back {n Juxurious ease while the walter hands us one of those half-shell finger-bowls and an antiseptic toothpick encased jn a cute sterilized nightie of white tissue paper, But how are the coal and the lumber and the ores of the United THE FUNNY PART New York is the only place where shining brass beate dull gold as @ | Stctes to be replaced? Scientific re-foresting can turn waste lands into os ; circulating tedium trarketable timber, but that will take at least forty or fifty years. But : “ eat tr by w aye Process can the coal and iron and copper ores taken from the} THE MEN IN THE NEWS sit Straight Talks to Them —By Nixola Greeley-Smith. : per ae re! : " K : rd fe ee ys aah cas eH To the Loyal Young Swain Who Refuses : than apa Indeed, one ben't ee viry much good without the other ‘TWO MINUTI E TALK wer of waterfalls, the tides and sun to ty 1¢ place of ¢o: z Ht Whien We Lavette get along with just one of them. your cholew is the right 7 : To Sell His Heart-Dream for Paltry Gold i ® every time WITH NEW YORKERS, t But t will take the of iron, copper and lead? Aluminum A t h k t $2.9 has the same value for every one It's & hopelessly fixed <ome day | re re clav. but ev, y un Y K x oa, a se t some day e ply extracted from common clay, but even the oe naa = i < KE Ao , : But a er wn't represent the same value to any two persona, | More visionary inventors hold out no hope-of getting me! r common! seapehdveeptdarby ss alihie : . dete pein t s * wouldn't buy your girl from you. Yet aone fellow os ceenachine 4 Ft iid metal OE SOD i" the wir! love, Accordinw ¢ : . vont know tn the fice may be utterly blind to her charn(s And altogether | By T. O. McGill. a po) picts ppr ling in cheapness the steam-scoop-shovel which you have sin ~ panes ea meen Voted to ome little red-headed anip that you think you wolldn’t look at’ on | (PNB of the very, living outaia ning of the Minnesota iron ranges. plea tsaye up evanaeeag riatl” ae a | ppoede le ny a ir . wag ake draw your prat * tt Ourcaid aad. our non hihi wavelae Ey, ie | curlows alffer- <n Th the " Wastefulness is not wealth, but the dissipation of wealth. Squan- and leave the field Tje " spehele wh se oan Woh fe igs ithe Hchawid epee Sarece me wee the ' ei dering money is the converse of the way to accumulate riches. The n vt * s 1 are in love with. But you would theeffully aurrender your pre- sa get agsteaal (Raed pene n Pittsburg sudden millionaires, the Wall Str hes ! ccbbaeode rg aahibey itt 4 # to any other woran in the world for % centa ee en ery » find g sudden millionaires, the Wall Street multi-millionaires and the} wer that being uttarm | 8 r ate, those of UA who, Ike you, “In this Hives outside of that_a_man dows rest of the ful tribe who are scattering the wealth they have taken| oe ae ; at no danger of regret or diaillustonment. svibttdaiec) Sr4a Pepe oar understanding of neanle c vt ph i 7 ‘ Not that the proffer of his ¢ fort € t der valuation of people in general ia to dirtet stvel? the man outside) New York p be there “asa sa the cece people cannot be duplicated. There is one big steel] altered your resolution, but merely that tt would bave | ur * And sesing our Joven as others sea them, they disappear. | ‘ot New York! lota of people tn the city fteelf whe ust now, and the fortunes made from its promotion cannot t e Pe soe fay ald erable arse aly pcoaiinlahrpelt ght Hiab 1 should do i# to resolve that the gir) must never seam worth lems ncaa ile Svat Paula of atudying the wain. There pas been one series of railroad F 11 be made all hie worldly worth for what 5 ox: ely oh | to y she Is now. Amie tocuntherstand rtteation at tine ‘ aga is e seri ailroad consolidations and inflations your own. merits X v unic- twat ti-mtaeuty a apeadinal ouGbRaa at MARI aOLIMaN. Tile pou vale ee pattie 9? tus cnsatictnn tind this cannot be done over again. There ts one big crop of trusts, ar I congratulate ¥ou on Your disintereatedness. May |ao it. M notiem these Gaya te obtained by sthrind ot Now York City.” film of thelr men: J ¢ Tusts, and y string at a obtn : d mother took ot that check! And I don’t think " co the bou sinivert b 4 Marray| “While tn Lon #sother crop can pina cen Aloha Hich-quick methnde| QU Hever wish you bad taken. f i t ! men the bouhdary of the universe and the con- a Nh ther crop cannot grow on the same soil. The get-rich-quick methocis| 79% #en ; ate phalanxes of dollar marke. Tut a far better Danendaum yes an shiman @f the past ten years cannot be repeated in this generation, will ig monvy, Wee brandy and #048. oF gin. and Time fulce, or mny other | fen nplation of @ pratty girl terday New York polit may not be familiar, ard much better Y Danendbaum ta one of the kind of sion 1. may one of tte vietins, table drink with which y¢ rea) politics ‘Oh, your New York For all these squanderin are s, for the chorus girls, the automobiles, the} ¢!* | men who help to make thi am ores { New York, and in one of that clase very pl to m gands of liveried lackeys, the personal and ihe Aio gaat Alaa LETTERS FROM THE DIARY OF A BAD Boy. wt By “Pop.” 4 sicanea whe, ares TENN om ii tw r rb - Ha ‘at ut the details, and’ one set call them- aa into the millions, the American p' rs pay in the long run. And the] yo THE PEOPLE. : | icity for the same. is impoverishing ‘them, { ee Ee ed | what Mao the particular potntT’ we nelves Ta Hall, and the other } | i, Hun? naked. wet call t ives Republicans. Gee NTME OLO “The point ts shown by these inclients | “Then have the citivens vote sere “A nan from Conneotiout, who ts 3! for ticket that each has fixed up, and man of convequence ands wader of the one that wins charges the other tor publle movements In his locality, seked allowing their firme to do business me how it was that we elected both while they hold the office, Republican and Democratic leaders,| ‘It was a never-ending fourea of and when I explained how they were wonder to the more recent men of af- chosen he said It seemed very odd and n the Continent to learn, that that he had the Impression that the) Mayor MoCletlan was a Tammany man, Aistrict leadership was an office that| and a Frenchman said to me after he the voters of both parties voted directly | met him tor : “It ts moat wurpriaing: to note that The district leader haa been ro much Monsteur MoMellan doe not wear preheat (ANT YER GOIN TER SAOKE YER Pipe TONIGHT CAD? Ni A WIFR go THS PEPPER Hele) Neve } | Write to Park Comrie Jeo the BMtor of The Mrening World Pinase inform me why cameras are not permited in the New York parks Jand if there are any rules or requis tion regarding Me sade iG AMATEUR Mow WHAT HOT termine | | 90,000 a Years Lew | Week, | ‘To the MDtitor of F } To decttn a ¥ b rf if the Prewident r hat 4 ‘ WAL i ‘i | written avout that be assumes great at and a pea facket, 1 didn't The d psaylh ade Biola | proportions In the minds of the -feople a ‘Tammany man could ‘be & ve dr es Sea emp rae i | ia Eccentricities of Diamond Mining. 4 ee ue inte back No Addrewe GA. my AQUA erm, B funds.” The jadi eat Clty Mall, New York Chey. : t \| #most exhausts i si the Hesston of ‘Tha Bvening * ( uate of) « ‘ox F. RORINSON. the South Afetean) When the belt was filled my. partner eens + are tha a racuaea ae. Mine er ATIER PAL jnillionaire, told an, interviewer girdled tt about his body and started : 4 i] ¥ of Ve Wa , % tor the San Franctico Call his |for Cape Town. He never took off bie will be bevond the re: f the 1 f JM. ¢ é | warty experiences in searching for die- | belt untt he reached London.” Wave /alre cir fis te v * AAO | mods. { = : Se a to a temperature ne » of 4» Rvening ‘Wor “phe news apread Mke wildfire throueh | pennies y \ V # the year tha the countryside that a white man was rate : A ; ed in New York 0 | iving away wagone aod oxen tor its 1 Josh Billings-gait Spelin, 16 Spe we I of stone. Let all the natives eho catne 5 Ank Any Polleeman. | to work to Aeek diamonds on one side By Corn M. Greenleat, 1 cra ee i « Wore (*) | of the river.” maye Mr> Robingon, “and ROAN foex hes got too lurn too yd: . I fetehed up my own fifty men to hont apel zs f 1 Helle i for Mamonda among the bushes and I od ‘The natobeul wa ov duin. ; f in tag Be ey onal ae imecmianl. Next on 1 told Par, he said; “Ohel, morning at Muntine I was startied by a The dix#hunerig ruind.* T've oriwax mpelt that wa minelf, But muther wéz I'me briter ‘N moat ov bola, the upper ahelt For mine, wood juat deliter, Neos Weat a4eh 81, New York Clty y loud hullaballootng, and looking out I WELL PRS ARM IS AD saw a whole gang of my mon rushing STRONG AW IT EVER WAd.|| | toward me in 9 state of great excite Matyas WHIKH WAY OF | ment. One of them had found a dia : / ONGES™T OAT PEPPER |! | mond of ' Li baronet vho ew : > ) : b B. 3 ond of mood aime; they all had com Who Weir Kim Ail 7 \ OR PA's AMM? GVEDY OF to nee what T would do with it PEPPER Won 9) Th & UNLUCKY hd adlatld “What will you give me for It? says or CCM DONT You LL Bown ware 2, Par mays Nin clark hex mot too turn Orthografty orl over Sex orl our boox hay got to burn; Shop and the : ne " at th t . That publisher What the { “will give you ten cows,” replied, hat publishers in klover, and sent the man into the herd to take | te aps the onest reeton oF hia pick, and he marked ten of the best cows aa his own ‘They bad never |} dreamed of making such a bargain Ten cows for a Wit of stone! Off they | went again nd found diamonds every | day,’ They alt bedame rich and T Reou- | mulated a good store of precious stones {me nade & elt full of small prickets, ‘The Preaidints rebelin Agent the wa we've bill our wurds, Was his one defektiy spelin. Bao trad md i ‘ Be walaticn ¥ Uncle Par see the wkome'll never wurk Xewpt bi mraft and bribris, Kawa when it dus, ok) Karnoogee Must joat coft up more 1dels, Io man and no country can pull itself up by its bootstraps, | bye'Molligul 4" ° Jai Gomis,” eananiaas nan id sites