The evening world. Newspaper, September 8, 1906, Page 8

Eg f 31 ow, New Tork bree Prees Publishing Company, No. @ to #3 Park Row, New Yo The Evening World's Daily Magazine, ] On the Boardwalk of New York Politics. By J. Campbell Cory. Entered at the Post-OMice at New York aa & {Clase Mag Matter, serie n i | ““FOR whet Sond sietenbetal SAKES.” ! Herbert. Parsons is mak speeches these Gays. Mr, Parsons is a young mar ils ancestors to become a Ke tons and bécame leader of the Republican County fighting to oer Odell and © T fo. Not that the st N leave the epitom is f a ical faith of their fathers, young man’s convic- {1 contrariwise he} his father's ad oung man should No political tra family tendencies, should young men should fight the bosses. Whether the boss is Odell r Platt or M or Croker or McCarren or Quig t name is of n boss, and should be And the reasons *Lobbyists shall not run our pert The d Mr. Parsons gives are conclusive. He says publican party hereabouts have { try 1s to te fan asset of those who woukd tr —- ae tir: mavaes « ated he > Ald @nan to vote for a franchi i , Quigg's interest, and That Quigg 51 ie fs a conclusive reason why Qu Nd government of this city or tihis State Neither should Murphy Tony Brady nor Ed Lauter politics “for their pockets’ sakes,” Every man should have we orthy ambitions. For him to desire to nor any other men who take part in serve the State in office and thereby add to his own reputation is laudable. For him to desire political power and prominence for the good that. he can do his fellow-citizens ts praiseworthy. But for any man to stek political power for purposes of pelf fs to turn himself into an enemy to the State, and every good citizen should oppose such a man. | The primaries will soon be held. The one Issue to be decided at} them Is whether the people of New York are to be bossed or not. On that question every citizen should vote alike. Whether he fs an enrofled | Republican or an enrolled Democrat the tssue is the same.? Whatever | his. beliefs as to the hundred-and-one other questions of politics, the one issue which must be fought out and decided now is whether New York | fs to be bossed by corporations’ hired men or whether its people are to| govern themselves } THE PROFESSOR AND THE “PUG,” The Indianapo! Ss prints an interestigg cartoon suggested by the Labor Day prize-Tight at Goldfield. In one part of the picture, Gans| and Nelson are shown bearing away betweén them the $30,000 spoik of battle in a large and heavy bag. In er part, a college professor toils over his midnight books, while table before him lie a piti-- fully small bag of goki an gle loaf of bre: “A Com-| parison of Incomes” is the 1 bove the cartoon. 1 There is enough pla work sirfking. A college age salary, would have to w presentation to make the artist's 0 2 is above the aver-| years to earn the $30,000 which| the fighters at Goldfield d r less t three hours in the ring The professor’s preparation, t TS years of study and experiment, | while the pugilists get in form for any event In a few weeks of training, On the other hand, it is to be remembered that while there are In the United States 445 colleges and universities employing regularty more than 17,600 Instructors, an event of the Gans-Nelson-type Is not even an annual affair, and the fighters capable of drawing such » purse end such a crowd can be cou almost on one's fingers. College professors do not fall of appreciation, though they sre mis- erably underpaid. But thelr work Js In the Ine of the expected, and as a rule ft is not showy. The age takes It for granted that its able men will be educated ones. Too often and too readily the man. who makes his college preparation the basis of a career In prospery joins the careless that the old prof » men should | g men should majority whict sor is too little rewarded to make his chair a With the p formances ar to a manly se: A New professor in, things are very different. Thetn per- best, they appesi : re power. to a feelir Sana aati erity. At their worst, they sat ¢ ering in the brute in the race. Men in general r rmed-and ready for a fight at “4 vg f the hat. ‘They pay specialists g s to be thelr sub-|prcsis. 0 ules in \ :. defense” there of words t rounds in Ne ts to be cre ng”’ Nelson and a gentlem: Pert to thelr from its pronounced debaseme Asentence of five yer writer of s “Black Hand™ th. : and bombthrowtng rank easily xh y fudge Rosatsky*s court yestertuy to the etter. Im the Ist of co rdly crimes arson al! others, Terrorism by means of snoaymous letters. however, involves a dastardly offense of such degree a3 to merit the most exemplary punishment possible A speedy tr p to Sing Sing for every Man cought and convicted as was this Vincenzo Triscolo of yest day's records ) ‘ jarate riek A Revival of the “Love Syndicate.” Saturday, / PIPE THE RETICULE ome ingiieh.” Have you, by the aw Woglieh on y wieted o aturer novels confaunding simp word without rendering {t one whit less A long there ago I made "Dp minds that might hope to penetrate y twiated es they are out of all eemb not one of them. That was etter ‘4 whether I was getting i or you had! © sailing f new-fangied speiing will spoil beautiful Of & page of “The Golden Bow! wrest pombe racked orms the me of supposed communication between you there througs ne Bimplified Spelling here were doubtiess luminous tog omretutiy cocooned in words, | dubitably realise, 1 to > But that mine vas| what's the use? Enough of Jamesese! Awheward Age” had left me wondering If you'll put the suggestion t Then came the death of an Amarican| own words you'll know whet I meaa. my mind that THE MEN in THE NEWS- Straight Talks to Them—By Nixola Greeley-Smith. The Simplified Novel Suggested to an Author Who Fears Simplified Spelling Will Hurt His English. ¥ DPAR MR. HENRY JAMES Aopted Vingllah | “tid that tf « page sadly plebeian picked up « eamttering Words were « n trip, or do you refer to the Pooks they m ifte and thumb-ecrewed jargon (hat In your have somet you | Your meaningless eander #tand the ma retands when n nine | ture gota a meaning in| jority, 4 neams as if uity of whatever basa ink , & young woman said to have That wae the question By Helen Oldfield. lL totnk I read six of yc t HE a ones unless you tle different col- nerves and emotions which always makes him loos Testings and uneasy—a state I'm sure you don't know them apart yourself, — be Awkward Age your novela But wt are suoted as say- | Fed ribbons on them read you as & sequence you would bow your head in despair over the neeal our thoughts, the absence of th simmerings that reach the later novels, eald Talleyrand; but in « earlier books, one here and we feel that you ? | for. hat @ man may do or say when once But we have come to yearn over| fr. Whe : peaeteaniren Wiad god bas cast his pel nesiy trying to under Often the mother mee BONE ETc t etebenen_gronting on relessly in the dictionary and give us| rings to the eu | Inenes, would help the cause of beautiful Love often makes @ good man and true humble and @iMdent to the extent fangled spelling could hurt tt as tt Were, exsay what you must ta-/| suggest—It being moreover understood at—ob, | speech, and he atte Gum) and silent when he fein would tell of his affection aad Josh Billings 5 7% IMR. CANTFOOLER & Ansers Kwestshuns. IMs you ever ave an olf boree holier-eyed and boney, limp-lee- ged and pur-bitnd, kivvered with hermes and waited wpoo bys erase pomiaon ante Krerrety coushmnant ‘Ane eeen old —Yes 1 hav, and ! der axe put on pomposity, hobble in bro- cade, command reverence, exult with pride and grin with pain, and ( baw se! tew myself “poor old boss Qu.—D.d yu ever bear phools, and even wise men, say that IMe was short, that deth was certain, shat happiness wae skase? Ane —I have her! these remarke quite paheg but | never herd « tasty man enny fault with the lengt nor @ pure ee there was ip na travel? ds a good dead upon wie Yu are talking dinner hom for tew wit up tn 2wn to be § quar oink Up two pale oy ay strength enuf be hear Qu—Kan yu inform me the best way | tat has yet been invented to bring up a bor? Ana. tity me 10 dotare and 4 will tell you. But bere ts a reciver that 1 giv away. Bring up your boy in fear ov the [fod and gin mt, in a weck. | ny anewar 90 to whether Bos spenk the best Engitah, asking another, » the permon who is born with *) or the person who has inary yoloe cultivated? The English | people speak the b Mah beow une twed English Sialect (aub-specteos ‘ Hoe-| miles in ley hb with the aid ih maay ware tents i ‘appliances,’ Udder os By E. F. Flinn, September 8, 1906. NEW YORK THROUGH Cory usts Retng in the Nature of a Weather Forocaat. OON fall will be in our midst. Soon the post will be S observing that the frost Is on the Tom show and E. the current in the shook. Already the tardy straw bat begins to droop like & | moist mess of breakfast food, and ere many days the wakeful eye, scrutinizing the peek-a-boo-walst, will be able to discern, behind each separate boo, a fleoting peek: at something seasonable in the nature of red flannel. Upon the hiliside the sumac will light {te criun tapers. The golden rod will gleam in golden glory at the roadside, where the pasting hay fever graduate may get all that’s a-coming to him. The medicinal moflein will protrude its broad and dusty Jeaves like so many furred and fevered tongues, as !f it auffered from those same {ils which its own dried pada are sald to cure. ‘The dawn, in ruaset mantle clad, wil! glow athwart the uplands, and the | condemned man will arise early and ext a hearty breakfast, two things which generally happen tn the youth of the morning this time of the yean Across the mellowing fields the tawny rabbit will flee, carrring a powder | ouft where it doesn't do the rathit any good. The low declining rays of the autumnal sun wil) cast a fairy glamour along the Jersey salt marshes, bur nishing the steel rails.of the right of way and glorifying wtth rose-tipped finger the bill boards of Trimblin’ whiskey and Squoe-In corsets. The sncoulent cnbbage, or sour-kraut plant, will blush purple beneath the amorous, fervent kisses of the frost, the fodder will be publicly stripped, DQ \y | | | hereby causing eve the corn to be shocked; yea, more, for the pennon | age will drop from the sycamore, leaving its white Itmbs naked and bare, and Anthony C stork won't be able to do a thing about ft! | Let us, therefore, give three ehrill, vehement cheers for the sycamore | tree and the fodder! | The ple repertoire of thé watter ma!d wil! be broadened to Include mince jana pumpkin along with the staple huckloperrypeachapp! elemonmerangue- | aneustard. ‘The honk-honk of the southwant-bound wild goose will keep | the absent-minded yokel side-stepping an imaginary automobile. And in | the sedge-lined cPkek the nourishing maliard will quack where but latety the mother mosquito crooned a lulluby song to her brood. And all nature will be glad. But New York will here no ‘time for nature, that being something which ts found north of One Hundred ant Twenty-fifth street. New York will be busy going to see Miss May Yo-ho and Mrs. Blanche Cheesecloth Et Oetora as co-stars, supported by aix Wall | street brokers, in their new play, “Our Little Angels; or, Halt « Doren Raw.’ THE FUNNY PART: The only way New York likes nature ts when ft's painted ona back drop, WHEN “MERE MAN” FALLS 1N LOVE, np love who ts yet uncertain as to fts teeue has a strain upon hie ot mind which frequently upsets his normal mental balance, eo that he becomes fanciful, harassed and absent-minded, not to eay moody; a source of ent iety to fond friends and @ worry to himeelf. If comzaon sense will not cure @ | man of mooning in love, ether by rousing him to won in earnest or by convincing him that for any reason his jove is absurd, his case ts hopeless. ng, netther accounting over heart and mind; the transformation of character ofen astonishes those who know the victim best, says Helen Oldfeld in the Ohtoago Tribune. The bold and | self-arrogant grows timid and distragtful of himeelf, the diMdent becomes bold, even rush; the practical man of buainess la romantic La rn watk half a mile out of his way after « tard day's work in order » may see the light in hie lady love's window: the dreamer duckies down business and plode steadily, that he may make a home for hie beloved enough to treamure a faded rattvely, perhaps actually, trembles in the presence of the womam lover, He finds his tongue tied when every emotion Je clamoring for niead-for Lom tn _retuen. Did he but know it there te seldom call for eurh thmid- write a stmplified novel In about 6.0% of your! sy Even though his mistress may not share his passion, she thinks none the leas of him for feeling il and if she returns his love she too ts Peciscapa ws . vehement desire to help him speak thet which is in his heart. haps, she ventures to help him owt, but this oma be done only Benge that he longs for euch ald. Casts of this sort are those which tend to convert one to the new on Seite that women should be allowed to make proposals of marriage, tt in the highest degree to « woman, when the door of her heart soo mee with the etring out, ready to fly open at the first touch. to to beve the weleome lover hover helplessly on the doorstep, nor make the least effort to one one where no fear Is and wholly oblivious of the precept, “Knock and f shall opened unto you.” TWO-MINUTE TALKS WITH NEW voRKeRS By T. O. McGill. HAD 4 mn of old boo iring wp there ripent band me For soras fyanon or eben teat tot Oe fuany vaca-|heads bed bulged, and there was @ story,” aati | stondy, tricking stream of whtekey Hayes | running through :the floor down the hill |to the wpring, ‘There waa no one to tell “ell tt to ua" we | about i ao they let ‘er went, and we seit to. in | the time fie came nway, he saya, vt was this way \ “4 the 8 © man, whore u name ts on my dis trict association llat of members, went up to the Adtran Sacks to live in @ tent for a couple of weeks and got | his pluce all fixed up when @ rain storm biew along in a howling wind | storm, | It ifted the tent up—ridae pole, LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. correct English as spoken by DROWN TREAD. Coolles for the Canal. Of | To the KAllor of The Bventng World Englishmen wertty The greac Chinese of concetving an’ wun have deeme The Hoe Ow ape in Amorican-| tase tr ate ot ‘The © " ‘Te tne Biter oP a tow words on the| ‘He amelied the whiskey frat and then in New York,| tasted it, It was sure enough whinkey Prospect av® | He went on an investigation tour and pue and the streets crossing it are In-| gound thet in @ warehouse up on the ours tall above there bad once deem a dis: | ging | containien emo. Amul iit especially in the Bronx? feet height which delight to bark and bie. the owuere of doge be y & heavy license for Koeping dogs to annoy ne, what possible use are ecuting wore! is of - ould ey | victntty ‘The plant had been closed as of tad bedn put up fully « mile away ion the mountain sida Whea be got up to where the tent was be found that {t had been let down by whe wind directly over « spring of old rye whiskey Why | tilery that by @ secret process made | whiskey from the.wild grain in. the 2 | aown fox come Lime, the warcbouse had 1 there he goes, ant neey chewed Mm, wit 1,000 Quaty barrels She Bever even Woked at m~ nM