The evening world. Newspaper, August 31, 1906, Page 11

NO SR TL WOULDN'T Be STEN CARRYING ® BUNDLE ON THE STREET —NOT IF T WERE STARVING! NO SiR! That Made Laughs. <s By Josh Billings. | RANES are a port ov animal pulp, and by common konsent are supposed BRANES. tow de the medium ov thought How enny boddy knows that the branes do the thinking, of are the eters oy thougit, iz more than | ken tell; and, for what { kno, this the ay Be one ov (hoe remarkable diskoverra oy man which aint #0 @ubjeka are tew mutch for @ men ov m! Haring tew lift, t ® ANY OV them, and i hav too muteh venerashun tew guess at them. Are generally supozod tew be lolated In the hed, but tnvestigaster ‘me thet they are planted all over the boddy find that « dansing master's are situated in his heels and toxe, OH centre In iz eibows. People’s branes seam teow be pinced in thelr hands and fingers, which ine their grate genius for taking things which they ken reach, HAY AeeN cANe® Whare All the branes seemed tew Kongregate in the tongue ofce in a grate while they inhabit the *, and then we hi & good Iis- . Wt theme are seldum cases tim times the b wharo tn partikutar, pit all ower the boddy Minnit. There follows are like a wet mire Just before a hardwhower, tn Hurry. ent Alwun trieing Tew go 4 aiherent ways tew once | Phare seeme tew be comer wiare thare aint anny branes at all. but thie te a wtaie, $ thougst i had cum akront theae but after wnteling Pashuet for an hour, and see wink 6 horns ov poor whiskey during the Fy * 1 had no trouble in telling whare his branes all lay 1 fey finally cum tew the konctoshun that branes. teow think with, are excellent tew har; but y Amt not let them p ume kant white a fd. | fe YES, 11'S A NICE STORE ~ THE \ LARGEST IN V\_ "THE city! »a-— m thing else that ix Want teow keep yure eye on nor yures neither, noo] away their etty Vincent's a rd uw Advice to Lovers. e wrote ove though he onaliy I em doubtful as to whether he has ceased to| love me, He expects to go to his mer home emain very eon. He he only ame to town to see nd that he loves me. He told me some girls who were acquainted with him wp there and one of the Mi perplexed young people can oD Ih expert advice on thelr tangle ‘e affairs by writing to Betty should be VINCENT ncent. Letters for he: essed oto BETTY vEMne Wort, Post.om Yor. wST GIVE ME THIS PARCEL LL 40 OH, DON'T BE HARSH wit» Batty @ifis @Wianed vo marry Kh hie re AND PS wal Moa young man and have been | Med SUL he ts going + ere awain | | DISCHARGE > oo years, | @Ad no doubt he will be in thelr com- HAT + relige |PADY MPR, gf the tise, Do you think Pict ‘ Oyifer. We are engaged, trot my {that he ought 40 return tere when I) a Know nothing abou I have a | am 80 Jonesome without him?, Would | in & Sutiness Shall we let me! it be fair not to anewer hie lettere? ; aiknow now or after a while? Wel |» BROWN BYES. Git geleg te be mar for & would not act as if I cared too e Pang . 3," | much. Bera 1 Nfferent to him. ] would anawer hie letters, It would de | lem your own judgmen:, after all. If | foolish not to. have positively made up your mind , ; a Sust an well to wet it over «Is He Offended ? : > | Lear Betey | we Bali He Give Her? T= Wie 4 Soak tases allied tak ie ™my house for four years on busi © you think it proper for a boy of news. and got to Mike ether Sixteen-to- give a girt friend of fr very much. As he is a taith¢ul worker, he } a birtinday present? What should | got) promoted. and he called once a be? Also how should such people | week to see me, and always brought a duet themeeives In regard to eaah | email jvcsent. He never asked me out He: oa : ps x and never asked me if I cared for him, | ve her or candy, “Cbnduct | wut spoke about making me hie wite| or without a ronives as 8 gentieman and indy |The last time $ saw him was in April Potato and Beef Hash. Geib. Bit Joneses eek |. And you cannot ge wrong sri in our conversation 1 asked him if “with te MAD, put to it @e,Wudh lated ef rave’ Several Homes. Be. Gr reas Ss Sreee Sot Me 6a nid boiled potatoes chopphd GAigadcd, sors. oF not yet When he was going away I t : : Ar Betty }asked him wnen he would cait Sis bi cote other ak Et eae aloe ee HAVE been in love with « young! and he Sahl ihe early pert of the for. | Mad A much gravy or hot water as Hashed Cold Meat. A ian for about one year. As his| lowing week. But he did noi. -1 tole. it moist, then mut in a stew . phoned him and he sald he would be up the early pert of the next week and ho home j# Weated In a different State Loadecstits wheat fe not see him very often. He has a| did not come ADELAIDE. Ui i pes 5 zee untwy ome and has just returned i, White to him if you ‘want to, bur With ® spoon, cover the stew pan, and | @ont way moch Just ask him to eng, lt 1 simmer for f an ur—take | a little sav r three months’ stay there. Al-| then mi ou: what is the matter care that tt doer not burn Dinh it with! ry Jost BRING THE BLACK { gravy, a bit lems, acorrdine with the’ lean meat dredee In a sm AKE your bones and Little water Ait and pepper. uJ tons h may be made ueed tn- nt butter may be | to the} if water {s When neas is all out of the bones thicken the NEITHER WOULD 1 = ITS DEGRADING OON'T YoU KNow! HINTS FOR THE Ff under ow them in a nian if VA The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Friday. August 31, .. 6. elling Reform ‘THE ‘JOLLY’ Gl RLS —THEY Win! By George McManus HOWDY ) WHY HOw ARE YOU a%. | YES, NR GIRLS! ;MR MUTT? We * MUTT - WE | WERE JUST wrke in ~ SPEAKING OF YOUR FATHERS WHY, WHAT WAS WRONG GIRLS? NOT A WORD BILE ~ Ve SPY IN THE HANDS OF THE JOLLY QIRLS! SERGE INSTPAD OF BLACK, OF HIMAND WE ARE INA DEGRADED PERSON ALL RIGHT, STORE Tomy: [OUSEWIFE. Cor, [ ee er VS ge | TNE YIARR FAMIL BY ROY L. MSCARDELL A Good Way to Keep a Husband Home Is to Let Him Have + Some Enjoyment There, KR. JANK had 0 ‘ to Play omrde “ M Mes 3 ‘s wah play cards ahe thought It,bext t avidé her trict principles matt “4 1s to the houne, f going ' Knows where, and t + how went. It wae a ten-cent-limit > Jar, ttle Emily fuse ause ® a Ips over Into Mr gie's 5 * anid Mr, Sarr the «a “ « ters PM Mr t wae all motte for har special amurem It maken a # Ait M raid o-bead ort Taw Fs and how oer I know how T stand if f . s out of Y ught to be ashame y Mr. J 1 ond mother, ui, and 1 thought . the ment ght do funny 49 for them lke that rid y ised to do at OF when we were first mar Mr. Hinky used to have everybody ering bow he did them, and ¢ things thet are not funny bing up why ou itive her 1 My I ebouldn’t + It was son y home the r — | but, never mind t believe F Why don't you wash this ty t te, then? od Mr Jarr. “Take the kids away and let os have some at beer 1 ordere Ther ye nd heer drunk In, this tmuse, Mr. Jarr! You waste on ot money suteide on beer Ien't this enough to drive a man crazy? Whoee dea Jarr, bangite hand non the t There. 1 ed many—and I had three kings and the firet good pot tonight. G Rangle haye no smoking of @irt-making tn Aining-n Mr exclaimed Mra. Jarr fren, to bed, Your father hat tight of you! He abuses your AY he carne fi st anor ‘ nk a lot of ‘ t ting shot Mrs. Jars and the game proceeded : scking from Mra. Jarr's hedrdom interrupted the same, ~ wen he and that gang of, of the hewset ing the nelgh- pat + I'll not have Mrs. Rangle > und te husband here plying in and quit,” ventured the tlmid Mr. Bingle, who was @ f cpesed Rangle, “The good wite is right, Jarr, sid man, and w xre obliged to her and you for u jolly evening Gimme thirty dollars for thee hips. Never mind the two odd whites If 1 bad a wife like that,” sald Mr. Rangle when the gucats got outside, “Te wring her neck - {im giad 1 never marris4{ sald the mild Mr. Bingle | fut you are golng to be wmeried ‘next month, @in't you?’ asked Rangle Mr Ringte groaned, but sald nothing in reply HEALTH AND BEAUTY. @ravy with a teaspoonful of cornstar i bya that are ® Por phy pa Gad i t te pt strong put in a bit of | Sout & few Srope. of sherry over. atch By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. butter; than place your stew pan ont ¢ fruit, slightly mashed with a sliver Coffee Flummery. \aPula. Serve with of without whipped heacth and put In your slices of meat | *poon acd sw A to tof on : GT ; ve an ; add whipped cream to cover the w NE and one-bal of ma 5 Warm, out not boll, Serve with toasted |g noe eweeten ine cream too muci: |() fee 1 cup of milk, 1 Inrge tabie- | REM Spots from Pimples, bread Raver it with Witter alm a ppcon of granulated muiatine au E—Reg spots left from pim- | } i love in ue oat ¥ pen ar tr q ose Sponge Cake. Fruit. |Rich Cream. | pat eB Stove tn eRe et gurber piss ate Jest ae from t f ether | iE RTERS of up of| of 3 eras and 23 cup sugar t other caune. nd you murt give Goes not matter for this wheth HREE-QUARTERS of P of) omen milk and coffee are pot stir om | ihem time to fade. This will hetn tn e cake is fredh or stale, Elthe sugar, % cup of butter, 2 eggs.) UC! Dir in ond keep stirring it] the process: Tavoline, 2 drama; oint- do. Cut the cake with « sharp | i Ale 1 eget “1 ot} ee ote custard. ‘Take from stove, | ment of binibdkke of mercury, 1 dram. to slices and place in one large 1 cup of pastry flour, % cup of |! | ; . Bday eden | nocapagiie = ptenegs = glass dish in the individual glass fellable prepared flour in beaten whites and teiapoon | Rub in w om iy aeeges ‘KING MIDAS”’’—A Love Story—By UPTON SINCLAIR-Author of “THE JUNGLE” . “What is the matter?” she asked, tn some eur- : -_-—-— } “Yea.” aid the girl, “very, indeed. | by all the homage she gad received. was soon waits erience wes probably the reason that she wae) her gently over to the bed and sitting sows ore ‘ ey jo the g rinted Exclusively re > a me ae recy gd 7 about rométhing, tedly tn his arme. man danced w le tly 4 than the rea eee ips her sven. eis « wes — PM ge ik pgeticeot i A very dreedtn} misfortune. my dear.” sald Me in The E i World rome wha ae on The remark | ‘or him, end ¢ was the beaut one has t to the sway of the senses om is been beside mye My Roberts; “I don't know how to tall you, you'll Be a e Evening ED. | was tar trom being In th) beat tuste, but it plesed « adtairer was by this time evident, mot dread» y the subsiding tw excitemeut | your age if such a thing had hap oo pat outs aso lewis | Helen, becauge kk went to/juntity her t Helen, but to ¢ nod the awakening Of résson you realize, ohjid, what @ fortune Uke Mr. Hari akan eens 7 (Copyrighted, 1901 at the game time offered her an opportit mood that sho was then, act wna om awak howe ls one that must always | agn's is? way.| seni fYNopsis or Pr feelings ) weloome to her aa K could possibly nave been, an Ite the mad, suddenly Nb," said Helen ts very bard, Aunt ‘MAY MANTON’S olen Levis ib daughter Tee.” whe snid. “It vas about music; he was very} when, therefore, Mr. Harrison her arm ane her ne middie of f'm afraid sdout it must have some time to Sd gps SG A RE much @ispieased with ma begeei for the next dance next in tu m gazing glass, and secing | think.” DAILY FASHIONS wer brother, Artnut. nam exclaimed Mr. Ha\ttson. “I hope you do not! Molen was sufficiently carried away to have no wish eed look metry laughta: Think! laughed the other. “You ae pag le hat disturb you? > refuse him; when after the third dance she was Guests ce nee wettiod |My dear, do you actually mean that you Thar ia "had, brougnt No.” said the girl, laugiving—“or at any { Ured out and eat down to ee Ha was ve halis even then, of refusing this chance of@our lifetime? ; developed talent oe a Rhall soon recover my equanimity, It Is very bard t | ati!) her companion Bolen 414 wat wx there # I don't. know,” aaid® Helen, trembling; "I | please a man who plays Dw Helen was the very her hap win her aunt came into the room don't ‘Or who says he plays, Se Harr then, every trace of her former vexation Mrs. Roberts wus about as excited as was possib!o 5 ¥ nk you were omay, child! 1 “He didn't play, you not Ukowlse every trace of her to the man|! ma of her awe and dignity; she flung her know I sb one.” And she added, coaxingiy Helen was pleased to fancy that there might D*| beside hey. ‘The music was atill ding merrily, arms ra waly around Helen, and clasped her 'o| “Let me tell fou what Mr, Roberts sald wisdom in the remark, “Lat us change the subject.” | and everyone was dancing, ao that her anima My dear.” she cried, “it wax a triumph | “wnat, a she said more cheerfully, “It ts beet to forget things | tion did not seem at al and #0 brillian ‘Yes, Auntie,” aaid Helen, weakly » ment you in this meamage © great person UDAt MARS ome feel uncomsormanis Bed fresinating trent ote recon: BF Sing ¥ dear hi'” Went Gn the other, \aukh-? for doing generous taings®, whet t# By nen T'U leave the finding of a new topic to you,” re: | enraptured wee Mr. Harrison, he would pro Ing “I don't believe you realize tt yet! Do you head He told me to te 1 that bgaansbel n plied the other, with graciousness which did a little | ably tmve capitylated chen and there tf the dane k Helen, that Mr. Harrison ts madly in love! Mr. Harris would give (Continue more to restore Helen's self-esteem. ‘I have » very 4 not ceased and company separated when |i) with you? You ought to be the happlest gin’ in the, tro 1 that he could buy. Wasn't that splendid AY I join yo Mr Harrison asked, 48 2° humbie opinion of my own convernatior did, The end of the exeitem: ® great land to-night of him the s “Do you ‘ike mine?” the girl asked with a laugh. disappointment to Helen; abe was com mapLY You, mid Hele agate ati! moro “Yes,” anid Helen, “thank him for me," and ene riainiy, ead Helen, smiling, ahe ine!) go. indeed,” said Mr, Harris equally then, and would have gone as the | weakly shuddered. “1 talk 19 me any mon ebout tt woe) the (wo men, and Mr. Harrison sat GOWD ine frankness “I wus as Interested as could be tn m had carried he: sociat; "Come here dear,” said Alea Roberts. drawing | now, though 1 “Please don't, Aunt pn the side gir. Somehow ne t ‘ory that you were telling me when we were — eee =a Sete : * \—aeenmtonnieenmces | POY, % was se excited, and was all Wke a seamed less endur fhef he bes just Cetors ON | mopped . ’ dream, and I must think, & ow! its too i tt as Howar ad now ’ Toca as oan srt a ar Hmaraa aad nom |wean, wes bagte ate we rat) on exciames’ MY Wife Won't Let Me! 2 By, W. Taylor. sc: t Helen's anlmaton waa gone she y. | Haden, and felt en if abe had avddenly discoveres « ° anan't & about it toate, qbiial” Are.of the millionaize’s very Umited attainments | yoo) aging from.» prison. She found it easy 7 ae) = the other, “for I wans you to sieup and be (That was a very Interesting thing we Jum Ceard, " sts after that, and Mr. Har- \ be ied ee iba to-morrow. ee,” ete adiied, beginning i) nti “What was it? Do you know? rable to her every moment now Lace mic (Retreat) Dt aha ice net ace ca te cane velen answered that It was Raff» Cavating ates tae “gabteapiaienen” Sean Lye, poe eR Rpm ape Vee pope fear ay jo. Cawetsat® said air. Harrison The name sounds Many Us dea teed Ne agmiracon dpcige nope tng emg aa iiiar; I may have heard it before. . Feides that, it was tmoosible to forert led Serauaad Aud tering 45 ili’ aay ‘Sar taark, hie falen glanced nervously at Mr, Howard; but fhe| ¢e (er ORAM Lt verionn wae a multimillion delighted protectress undreased her, and did not ar aVe DO sen ‘ ie qr, | AiO, and the object of the envious glances of eve’ leave her untll she had seen her tn, bed and kinset PMr. Howard Is himrolf viotiniet.” she weld. “We ones gist in the room; and so when Aunt Polly 1e- ibe ‘Anata. {AWA aicanlon hie? SORA aba ami, at! be careful wnat criticiams we make terned @ while later she found the conversation be ean ont a seusesié tornieht! tc "to .asen Oh, do wt make any~— 1 do not know enoush | ee te progressing very weil wad in fact al Be te ee tastes eamaion tit,” geld the other, with heartiness which 4: ay much enjoyed by both as It had been the | Helen prémised that mhe would; but ehe did not mehow seemed to Helen to fail of deserving the nist ime, After wating a few minutes she oama pau Gece cll eget Rg Jating epithet of bluff.” to ask Helen to slag for the company, a (reat which i hash’ (tava seniietr Aimaka: nea aeben cline "dakicae: aye corey appa pas ese Mad ee JY she had reserved until the Inst | * of the night had passed whe was altting up in m playing,” Helen went on, growing @ little des | troien's wuovant nature‘ had by that time flung) 3h aA peal VaMiiait. harak: aie. acae <atiecowen =A te = a tne | ML Ree doubts behind ber, and this Inst ex a ogee Ty fa ere ical T hope he admired it as much ag I did.” salt the way ai) that was needed to sweepgher away entirely Te Tee aa Cie Qian; aha ium caciielea ark, lortunate raiiroad president. acain, She went to the piano an é@xulting 4a ever in mite te. toeeate “nate Guiiriocss “feigned Sefraid he didn't,” ssid Helen, trying to tra | ner command of it and in the homage which 11 eee eee ea not mike nee do iti t mutt have | Girl's Dress with Guimpe—Pattern No. 5,468. brought her. She sang. an srrangement of the tk: he Atak exe is always @ pretty and be Harrigon, in aurpriee. | proisiied,.” and aie mangsit with all the energy and | 1H lak er yee) oak ES ay Be Aer aE Per and mre tes poesia enthggiasm she possessed; partly because she had A caer eames e aT tGatiatad: cua |thias ceemcan of novel fea and that Is Jo asked the question of Mr. Howard. and Helen |. yrsity good voice and enjoyed the song, and part!y easel acy pilgal lain taleogyt Fe saab hoekag ated me. In the iWustration it is made of . tor fear he might begin with thet dreadful pecause an audience appreciates singing more eaa.!y | kage ig , ; ; lw n lawn aming of pale blue, the m are siwaye three persons concerned. YOU! than any other kin ‘of music, She reafly scored | M : gyimpe being of A» embroidery, vut as the ." ut the man merely said, very quietly, “My ) the success of the evening. Everybody wae ae en- wa Vi Fuimpe os quite as well as war of rether @ technica! miure, Mr. Hei-| thusiastic ua the limits of goo# taste allowed, and HEN Ieten awoke the following morning, the! Without as well a Helen was compelled, not in the least against ber | W resolution to withstand her aunt's urging was| (0 warm wenthe ar, and will be (und a moat "ea sure, for my part, I thought her playing won-! wit) to sing again and again, While she was inugh still strong within her; as she strove to br satisfact a atiractive nic for ¢ jal,” said the gentieman from Cincionatt, to whieh | ing with happiness and triumph, sonpetbing brous Ack dha ewitt evanta of the'S as, veiling a s other aid not reply | back “Wohin'’ to her mind, and she mung HK agai Sardis he uw ew Ave tor the k fait herself between two fires and her vex> | quite os ayly as she hid eung it py the streamlet || weartnees and dinsatistact was new Preset ai enials Was incresaing every moment; yet, try ax #he with Arthur. It was enough to | o eae’ the — SS 7 laos ceeea pie ah meal p wih trimming ¢ she could not think of anything to change | quilest, and perhaps if Mr. Howard wad been there | HAVER Mend, Ae} ( rye Gor . t prea ; ; pe jevbJect, and It wwe fortunate that the watchful | gen he would have applauded a little Ci. FE OAK | To wr my me in t ) je eas 7 = e mad Poliy was on hand to save her, Mrs, Robots! At any rate, as Helen rose from the plano she re \WIFE WON'T > | propome y , nw - 190 diplomatic & person not to eee the unwisdom | ceived a complete ovution, everyone coming to her \LeT me! And ao firn she tr * ‘ Rear ting Mr. Harrison in a position where his de-| to thank her and to pralso her, and to share in the - | rang the bel sent the best 4 chen must be be aay Apparent, and #0 she came | joy of hor beauty; she lerself had never been more | was then 6 r . s a 7h Pant . S Gaiermined to Grry one of the two men away, | radiant and more exu.ting in ail her exulting life, | { | telen presume: : 4 Pattern £458 Was relieved of the trouble by the fact that, ae! drinking in even Mr. Harrison's rapturous comp! I lok thet : ‘ near, Mr. Howard rose, again with some! ments and finding nothing exaggerated in 4@ it seemed to Helen, and asked the girl to] And in the meantime, Aunt Polly him. “I have been feeling quite Ill to-day.’ | a waltz to close the festivities, the furniture was plained. rapidly moved to one side, and the hostess herself a8 she saw Bim walk away with Mra. Rob-| took her seat at the piano and atruck up the “Invita- wank back with o nigh which wae omly half] tion to the Dance;"' Mr, Herrison, who had been at “A very peculiar person," said Mr. Har-| Helen's side vince her, singing had ceased, was of ‘Oa, whe clever enough to divine Bar venation. course her partner, and the girl, Rushed and excited \ them. | having sumosted | er gue that M es How to " ned Mte"p oneatn “ wtie ha ted exprens ‘the latter joa pim with drink “and cheating hie y i