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The Evening ‘sia s Daily Magazine, Thursday; August 30, “ bid a # The Nu Spelling A NEW <s ers cio BEGINS se DAY. | —a of Thirty Years Ago UNLUCKY LOOIE, How Fate Pursues Him! By R.W. TAYLOR. JARR FAMIL © BY ROY L. MISCARDELL eS LAST DERE fice SURE I'LL GIVE You ry ny | r > MES ‘TO ME | T WORK! JUST PUT HOW TEW PIK A F, haat at WAITER ON “THIS. APRON — -——_——_ > 6 || WAN TED / AND GET Busy!) _ ON'T you Gare ge: up!" whispered Mre Jerr ae . — she and her husband rode downtown yoget By josh Billings. ¢ plait beers aaa eae oe ae coe gir) that a old JAst May, Qbout the right Aight, with a biue rieht for a man to rematn seated and ‘ wo hair and white teeth muttered Mr, Jarr unenadty girl. be good 1 Kat, hot too phond of musk, a frm dine pied Mra, Jarr, @ER & ener, “you have ‘ 4 o x ebiidren In the same family fons of a lady! A bolder-looking ‘waman I never tea ge het Ge Gaz toltiahy ea dat Ga ta pot the Meaeuee a mw. If she wasn't all painted and powered up, you don't bet ee rite shaved ut feast 3 times @ week wouldn't ‘be eo envious Tut that i the sort of women ther, © phe - ta he v sod SOMmon Ren fem to like x me rn hee ahr Re lov her n and ¢ ow she looks ar More WUkely she le Opple dunipiing, notin eel ood nd t ofall t from ponebing her feet in a pale of shoes threes Nb eeu re cA pasted igs peat dapei2 tives to emill, and weartng these ext high French hes rat eon bg ae orn . datigh tee: woa'd es Le abe w A-neting hyp) whe could atand all rade Lhd * " sh Would want to att to other Indica as I wo(lt like to have other gontle- sn r it ween nT it ward iny ite, woulda’ TT” albed ‘Mr Ture 2 Atter Ail ‘hese prelinenacys are nile toatl yl oe ‘Oh, te that eof ked Mrs Jerr y ticht where you a ane ank t ung lady for her heart and hand, and {f ase 1 ‘ tend b - pat smut cabhertd Sprawl over two wats if 7 pretend to be int ed in the paper you i s shoull ea es, git married at once, without any fuss ave read over cP “ i 7 A e ists ‘e that « > veanhen West trom the es, for re t no peo for le, en “I Hk. Mal 5 ° > om oF i 2 say take the ena for thare at reat & pertekt wife, enny | ‘ ooo e bs (Ny Ade should be mada by law to run more cars," sald Mr. Jae, * sod husbands, tc ever ‘ ' ne ks i 3 3 tae ehae en aa say ved LIMBURGER. { ~~ Ri) WAITER! FATHER — . r plenty. Jarr. “Tt t* alt the fautt of the women. 2 inst Se _—” = CHEESE LAND! | | tnemiaeivont 1¢ yu nee that when they get on « car they . re not after mun hero, but ehould SANDWICH, “E ak aie ce vied part, just to see if some fool of & yu kaul her Redekier. J ‘ i aay | ' yor Te. ‘they ignore the carw ais oe « tum girl names revived st - i nes, Just to nee if they can : ; ; nconvenienc aaa JON Kaeo ow you'rs falling * onld Mr. Jarr “I @i@n’t know you women Bett Vincent's wt | rw Sanit Chk Vatuine a. sat nnd @hiee FeancPhs tb lwekmen poe, Weed, ae ae boorts#h men are these days, diff « < where they came free re 4 rd Advice to Lovers. ‘Ob, you have, have yout’ sald Mrs. Jarr. with an ominous gasp. “Tt ap pears to me, Mr. Jerr, that you take a gr oe in women when I am not — r 0 that won't make with yo & People = y dit : a Oe che T am sorry fT tnoonemiece you by being tn pour company coe: iy! tee ta te “Betty hee | : hudn't been with you today I Sune you would have given Jour peat to ie te hat bold thing with the bleached hair, and have been on very friendly terms VINCE a Saucy Boy, | with het by np Mh Dear Betty Some Nee ys escort wil «ive you & thrashing some day, and that wif - ——_ — @ M’ taughter, aged alxtoen, fe inter- | | be nice materiety for you, want 1? m rtet tn & young man going on| : — == | Wil nothing ever keep you from having the meanest, most victaus depest- He Stopped Calling. bvetern who lately has been act: | [Var Dip 1) ME WT) cee {REREAD} ds team serosa nee. ae ABT DAI BREE. SEY OR nk Ng ae TE pee Hn eR Sey TN a BEE f ee ren tow ether tut wnat yc eo hanes to aie BECAME acquainted with » eine inf. @ Then hetelle, my dsugntar| | STEPPED | \, jc Es {ce00 GD CONE) J'\'| Rienint motes Saw ted Gee ee eee eo max erpondea | about It ‘would not let her @o to a 5 _ | My eowith him. When f ow IT c ee | To ound wh asked Mr. Jarr, telly. “ft notice you are eltting down : A sald, down with her and ae s a makiis * epectante of goerEtt tos P00 see el eS wa = = 7 2A UD Kes ws on to straps \ 4 not seen him for al ber. He ts alw: At thie Mr, Jarry arora wit sent te the standing ox Site mm about shooting this on woman, who at fe refused ¢ they. do anyuntng to 1 on over by Mra. Jarre an oy ake ptm and fest amile, eat down beside th cog. taelaeny at te E 2 rer ancy, with me. Pens Tet | reat of the trip avout th» vagaries o evalence of moaqultoas, “He has beer Mor | and how high the cost of living was get him write a few! Me isn't worth the trouble. I would : t whl do bim fo forbid pin the, house. He jen't to — — speak to a lady and may be a trifie| bs ‘Wants to Kiss Her. |ercay : HEALTH AND BEAUTY. Dear Betty en ving with e young eiri| Called After Ail. for about two months. She in very | Dear Betty: By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. pretty and respectanle, I would ike|| AM a young gtr of elghteen and am i [ounces Agitate until « sotution te ob ) fo kiss her but don't know how to do not allowed to recetve callers. The Her Ears Ring. | ate tt Would you kindly tallme what ts other evening 1 went to « dante! Keed-out Of the was-or 7. bere the most polite way to ¢o this? wih « young man whom I have known | ret | M 188 M. P.—I would advine your see. | UNO? Sup over the affected parts, Ing an aurist, who onn determine gone and ehshd id eihiren, CONSTANT READER. | tor four years. os If you don't love her ¢nough 19 marry | of his frien: her don't try to kis 1¢ you do. He tntroduced many! whether you need ear drums and and one young man asked * You other necessary information, Large Nose, Bak Sper and that will be “potite: | if, he, snient call, t eald “Noi” that I} A Good Bleach \ 70 4. S—apply tnt’ setringent toe enough out he called) ™ enlargement 4 redness of the | He ds a Cripple. and mother told him shat I was out - ae My: Beier te < ae “hive nome ate of ammonia, 1 » y aileviate * aan te “2 ty Dear Betty: : HARD ON HER. | _A CHANGE OF HEART. BETROTHED QUITE 80. contttion of your tice. Then |} sentra nove ates gam. gtroerine, AM &@ oripble an@ tn love with « : “Bhe didn't speak to hér busband for! The Philanthropist—And what were) Tub—WIM you marry m: Pa,” said little Willie Underthum, Orink plenty of water betwren solve ihe murlit sph ane? te wm | young ‘Indy about my age, 1 am) If you are old enough to io “danone Wi monuha.”” |you, my friend, before you Became! Cleomargarine—What do you texe tt) Swhal does a man’s ‘better halt’ meant’ \wgis and you will tind your rom: | Clycorine thew aaa the wate Benue eeltating about asking her to marry young tun called rather Lote, | “it must have been very uncomfort- | blind? tor? “Usually, toy ago,” teplied Mr. Under | plexion lightening. ‘Try it Bichlorida ance “ot mt Sat the water urate me, os I fear #he might not want to twine 1 do not think he showed any | able.” The Bind Men—Mey Ob, T was deat) Tub—For butter ar worse—Funny | chim, “abe mehne just what abe saya | of mercury tn coarse powder. § wraina: Jothm ne! wel on ag: yore marry one tn my condition, EB. Jr rempret. VYesstor her." —Tiustrated Bits and dumb, si —Pick-Me-Up. Outs Washington 6tar ‘witet tmgel, 2 cumens, roa water, 2 a clre renults “KING MIDAS”’—A Love Story-By UPTON SINCL AIR-Author of “THE JUNGLE” | tee: you will wish to Oe with Mr, Harriton again)ever, and the dark ey@n seemed fairly to shine from) ion. Halt convinced yet that it must be favorable, Do you underatand that, Mr, Howard? he thought with wexetion, “f wiah 14 ta oon And you must meat Mr. Howard, tor that t# beneath it The rest of the face, though wan, was as! in the end, abe sald | “Only partly," said the other, very gentiy; “do sisted up keeping meay from him! Printed Exclusively ani be edand tor” powertul and massive as the trow, and seemed to| “I should not inthe least mind your speaking | yout And Miélen felt just then that she had Mave However. Helen was again relieved thom ber in The Evening Worlds | 1 suppose wen rit nave to," said Helen, knitting | Helen, Uttie tused as abe was to think of swoh| plainly; the admiration of. people who do not Un- a very awkward blonder, Indewd plight by the fact that oe fiddler stopped and ‘brows | atroll over in a minute or two things, e character ea well as suffering. | devetara music I really Go not care for” And then| ‘Fate is a very dreadful thing to understand. the { ‘ aye enw Mr, Harrison depts, Heb. Wet Optas aaa “Al right.” sald the other; “and plasm try to Ket | Uke Arthur's,” she thought te Mr. Howard, xed his deep, clear yes upon ber, tise Davie.” the other continued slowly. “Whee coming Harrison had somehow i zy j petintions eaten Acquainied with him, Helen, for I want you to Uke| Tele bean noticing in the course of the! Helen thycluntarily lowered Werk # little one has Wieard the knock, he dooe not forget It, and, syccosted seit ftom the éiffeulty ; SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING SHOE es | bie conversation; then, necnuse her ourtoalty Gad realy; “if you really want my opinion,” #aid the other, even the echo of tt makes him tremble’ fin w ed him, and had wo as Pale ti aunt: 38 | “twill do my beet.” eald the girl, “He won't thik been piqued, she brought back the original tome) you ball have It, But you must temomber thet it "T auppons, then.” me ie 4 Helen @ifly, trying to Mave! dour Abo betier pleased with rt Many years hia eilments, will het’ ’ again. “Tou have no, told me about my playing.” | ig yourself who leads me to the bed taste of being herself, “that you th the mmate 18 too serious to! Ger new companion peer t meas bes. tak “Ariat any with’ SF | No." aad the other, Inuhing, “T taney hot. Tak she amiiled, “and 1 wish for your opinion. X am very! serious ts compeny.” be played in pubite? an the boy wae ) Kovers Helen hss been © {To Be Gvating ued.) . ee SE as to him about musio—he’s @ great musicéan, you YMA, you know.” (There ls wisdom tn avowing 8) That last remark was in Helen's own style, and Not exactly.” was the anawer; “it depends upon ee - at: ; eakness which you wish others ¢o think you do Hot| gh looked interested. For the rest, she fwit that! che circumstances There : mand : peri ae rae ee | Ane es ete emt toa the intiutnow of Melen'e muaicr | And ae her eutt left the room, Helen etole a atde ) ete had gotten into grave trouble 6y her question;| consemdd, you know, In thie cape, as you have MAY ‘MAN TON’S Sinoute oro at the tatters country home. | wl ee at the man, who Was alone upon the @ofa “It wave me great pleasure to watch you,” M8Id put it was t > » retreat how _ | Pardoned te for belng serious, there ts tn the nrat| DAILY FPASHIONS © Dew Roverts salle har of @ wemiiny or Hi Me: tap rst dust then. His chin was ati! resting in his hand, the man after A moment . “Twill execu moe waid. “I wieb to ke place the @reat genius with Mie sacred message; yo . Rims bavih Howar nv alid Maynard. of and he was looking at Helen as becore, As @ ‘To watch mei” thought Helen. “That {9 8 pal! “Very well, ¢ aid Mr, HOWATG ay h ™ know how he leaned chat his fifework was th be . the FP Yard, are min eee ee wlanced at him thus he seemed to be all head, of Pable evasion. That ts not criticising my tm M+! dhat I did not care for. your selection. | ruttied “hy deatneps, A how. he poured his agony succeeds, & mele, hes 4 rather all forehead, for ble brow was very high and *tlf.” @he eaid alowt, not showing that she was 8| Belen gave a alight start, “If that and despair into hin greatest #ymphony, and into ai . | white, and was set of by heavy dieck batr trifle annoyed trouble. I need not worry,” she thought ¥ romain, That te the first person, Mier Davis CHAPTER V, “He does look Interesting.” the girl thought, av “You have evidently been very well taught.” mad! Aidter easily The neath is waually oo He paased for a moment; and MH ok aw deep the forord a amile and walket across the teom; her th er, “unumually well; and you have @ very| of Beethoven's very greatest works, Mr “seep e he celle however, who were watch Tne vekerds aaa: ui | dyad eataied @t-the eons Cie: a6 Mt ter aetident,| constderaile stpohalc.”” And Helen was only sinre|— “lam. awabe of that: Tig the attuar; the kecnveyed Aunt Polly WO ong the two approached Mr. Howard. AW he wee uncomfortable than ever: evidently the man would) know how Beethoven came comprencrting all with Joy, but she WO% 4* them coming be tome, with some effort ea Helen have itked to add a “but to that sentence, and the| Helen bad the happy fee! ever culculating and prudent, and shy koww that notion, and with a very aelleht took of pain) it girl felt as if wt had come near an tolcle in the! erate, resources when | G Helen's monopoly of Sir, Harrison would #00n BE | cost jer some reaction to give the man her hand. | course of her eventng’s trumph, However, she was of hie spe come unplessantly ‘consploudus, sapecially abe In @ minute or two more, however, they were neated | now atill more curious to hear the reat of had #o far Introduced hint to no one cist Abe felt along upon the sofa. Aunt Polly baving Kone off that Lntle would be lost by breaking mw eirell, FOF with tha ramark to Helen that ehe had made Mr ic ¢ & ic ‘é hut tees an Sing ten she mist to any tine year’ pom o ud tee ater mee ent THE Diary of a Bad Boy & & By “Pop” she chose; and #0, after walling # little while longer. | that they oth know too much About tt ene made her way unobtrusively over to them And) wyoy must tell Helen al! about her playing,” Joined their conversation added to him, Iaughinely. Helen of coutee understood her aunts moaning, |” aca then Helen, to cafry on the conversation,.add- end acquescod; ahd kept on laughing and tking |4q «1 should be very much pleasad if you would.” for = minute or two more, and then at @ full in 1] am afrald tt fe an ungracious task Mra, Rob- "1 ' ‘HE me®) conyereation abe exclaimed: “But I've been keeping | eri hag chosen me,” the man answered, ailing My. Harrison bere talking to me, and pop lee | “orttics are not @ popular rai baa meen anything of him.” And so Mr, Harrleon, | q, dependg@apon the critica inwardly anathematizing the rest of the company, | must be minesre.” ‘was compelied to go through a long series of band-| phe: is gust where they get into trowbit shakings, and finally to be drawh ato # Efoup Of | ene responee. Young persons Whose conversation weemed to Blu | yr looks as if he were going to be ohary with the mowt inane ne had ever heard in hie life hla praisa® thought Jdelen, fecling just the lasst In the meantime scene one else was giving # plano | ie uncomfortable. She thought for a moment, ant eciection, one which Helen had mever heard, Dut | then sald, not without trath, “You plaue my curt) which sounded to every one like a finger exetciee | oyiey, Ms Howard.” after her own meteoric Might; the girh wat half reath, thinking that i w roxhe hat ever teen nto Halen is an evening's merrk You she 4 the man's @eep, resonant voice fas ma t me And the nae’ ghe asked. | jee Yes." ghe sat have read ‘he second, ead Howard, tuming h his opin: how he wald ‘Bo pocht das Behickwal aut Wie Pf nken eyes full upon the girl, “Is anoth MA KenluA, but one who has suffered, I much a# one; «& man who & very y, and very impationt of inalncerity, aad who sccustomed to look to the grewt masters of art y all his help and courage’ lon felt very uncommfortate indeed | pvidently,” she maid, “I ami the third’ | ‘es, aatd Mr. Howard, “the pianiat ls the third | It ty the pimmiat's placp to take te great work and) live it, end study it until he Knows ai that it (Citing) | Saene: and than — * sald Helwn. “They pa plified ‘L don't tink I took 4t quite #0 werioualy as that” ~ aald Helen, with @ poor attempt at humility "No." mtd Mr. Howard, gravely; ‘st was made evident to me that you aif not by every note you played: for You treated it ae if it bad been a Ldaet Hoow-piece.” Helen wae of course exceedingly angry at thono Jaat blunt words; but 209 prowd to let her vexat ] n be observed She t thet ahe had #ot- “My ¢riticlem could not be technical,” ead th tea th f into the diMoulty by asking for serious Uatening to it and half waiting for fer aunt to re | other, smilin again, “for I ach not a. planiat.” ! erithed for deep tn her heart she knew that it ture which Mra, Roberts Analy Ad, beaskitr weh ou play some other instrument?” asked Helen; Was troe, and that she would@~never have dared wo Sratitude, i afterwards she added, minchievously, “or are you é 1h Mew whe play the sonate had ahe known that # musician “My love.” she whispered. "fou dre an nmol; YOU! juyt aw critic” A | ; Save rae toy | praalet, /TEAAGE Nk tenmhanaiy tneiitipiea’ Gor ave done better than I ever dreamed oft’ 1 play the violin,” the tan answered | minates’ conversation havin been enough to And Helen felt her blood give & sudden leap that! “you are gotng to play gor un this evening?’ ry her out qf humor with herself and al of her ’ was not quite pleasani; the surging thoug' that “ wald the other, fear 1 shalt not roundings. ‘Tiare was @ long silence, in which she Misses’ Coat—Pattern No. 5455. were in her mind at, that moment brought tack the | “why motT’ Helen imavitl had time to think «f what ahe had heard frit tm UCH 4 loom, smart ye comtorumble coat am this nervoun trembling she had felt tn the curringy, 90] “7 nave not been feeling \ery well to-day.” waa apite of hervelf the folly of what she had done, and one makes a vary necessary teature of any ‘that whe leaned against the sofa for support the response. “But I have omised your aunt to her whole t ‘Now liaten,my dear,” the other went wwiftly on. | pay some evening; we had qu! Moan perhape divining the girl's state, “f want you w do] you do not lke to play in pu uinph had suddenly cams to look very Sirl's wardrobe, It can be made from @mooth yet, as was natural, she felt omlf) faced cloth or from rough, from plain olor or trom fn long Oapute.”* jot asked Helen Anwer agwinet the man who hed broken the spel! nuwture for the cool weather and again trom Mnen, © great favor for me," ‘The questidn wae a perfectly n 1 one, tut tt noe destroy lution. She was only the moré) pique and the Mke for the remaining warn season, “Waa not thet ¢or you, suntle?’ aaked Helen, | happened unfortunately thet as the iri axked it her ted because she could not fret any wfound| po that the node! Mls a ereat many needs It % one weakly. glance rested upon the fiwure of Dhar oompanion. upon which to Mame him, | or the newest and beat Hked and will baw favorite So, my Gear, that was for yourself, But this-— |The man clyncad to look at her At the eame tn It would have been vers aiMeult for her to have! for the comiag tea The darts at the shoulders “What te ier stant, and ahe saw in a fash Matyhor thought had fried on whe conversation after that Fortunately an novel and becoming and the garment ts alto~ “I want you Mr come and talk to my David How | been misread. Helen colored with pe mort painful a diversion ooturred, the young pe w had gether noted for Atr of aimple elegance In the erd a little while.” mortification; but Mr. Howard géve, to her #ur- st ployed having gone to the plano neain, his! iusteat chevtot ta etitehed with ell and cloved The girl gave a pturt and turned @ ttle paler, | prine, no align of offense. | with a young man and 4-4 with handsome dark pearl Duttons, Mater for “Aunt Polly.” whe Exciaimad, ‘not now! Ha lookn| “No, not in general,” he said with simply dignity POlle (hans toon ne to tke your] med 6 (fourteen yours) te 378 yards #1, Mi-4 #0 MH, # makes me nervous even to aee him.’ “T believe that I am much better equipped as 4 t * Helen, for e & emille | yarde Hor 3 yards & fh pes wide Pattern Ne. “But, Helen, my dear, thet is nonsense,” was the | eteoer,” jena 4 the other, “she told me we had w ¢ for girls of 14 1d and Ub years reply, “Mr, Howard Ws one uf thy mont interesting | Helen had never seen more perfect self tion a ten you ever met. He knows more than AN the) than that, and whe felt quite hutmbled, cogs aan Pm We people In thie room together, and you will forget he It would have been difflcult to puerta the age of 2 an tnyalld when you have tatked to him awntle.” | me nm Dealde her, But Helen noticed that his Bair Helen wai or wiehed to think herself, upom the) wae lightly mray. A oloser view only served t apres 2 exinbit’ & rity ‘Call oe wand by mall t , i 4 : : ING WORLD. MAY PSL 4 ployéd [t fume w ttle of the key at te " S BORDA Ce. Be weet git e told by watching her n third wtreet, Hetgita of tmppiness Just then, amd she shrunk more! eirengthan her firat impression of him, that he| the meantime was trys Seale in soln or Stara than ever fram anything (hat wee wretched. “Not| wan all head, and she found nereelf thinking that) eauintenlcy ped. tas think Waat eee b HEE eee ion write oe, now, Aunt Polly,’ she eaid, faintly, “lease weit ie that had been all of tim he might Cave been lie « the moat uncomfarable ma. olldress pialnly, and Soave pi BALI ere handeome, though in a atrange, uncomfortat’s way. else wanted oi! Dah my Aver,” sald Aunt Polly, “now ja the very The broad forehead semed more proicinent than - ‘ 1 ho Kiehid Miele Upoe Une door’ “ ’ 4 em “ 4 te - \ 4 ‘ ae! ‘ t ’ -