The evening world. Newspaper, August 23, 1906, Page 10

Aa or ogr Twisted! By Maurice Ketten. + N MR. OLER'S MONUMENTS. | : | Mr, Wesley M. Oler is the President of the American Ice Company, commonly known as the Ice He is a friend of District-Attorn Verome and has been active in furnishing Mr. Jerome with proof of} the innocence of the and the wicked cul y of the small retail ke dealers for {red pounds Trust 1! | Ice Trust yas muc h as seventy cer for ice. | The Grand nty does t take much stock in Mr.} Oler’s proclamations of altruism. They have insisted on calling Mr. | Oler away from his office to testify why It was when the Hudson River ice crop was short last winter the Ice Trust closed two-thirds of its Maine fcehouses and cut only half a million tons, instead of the several million tons which it readily could have harvested in Maine. | Naturally Mr. Oler resents thi Inquisitiveness. Since District-At- torney Jerome certified to the law abldingness of the Ice Trust Mr Oler regards .as unwarranted {m-| pertinence for the Grand Jury and | the mewapapers to persist In further | investigation. . “This 4s an outrage” said Mr. Oller to the reporters. “It imter- rupts my business. You young men will find out that the public showid be buffing momements tc > feeterd cof “persecuting us.” Mr, Ofer is suffering from mental inversion. The outrage fs what the dor Trust is doing to the putfic, not-whet the trw provides shomid be dew te the tee Trost. The business which the Gent Jury very peop @ty secks to interrupt fs the Ice Trust's ceaping the harvest-of {ts fore- aight tn bringing about 2 short suppty of ‘ice. yy =) 4 = Jury of th There are many monuments which could be reared to Mr. Oler, The fallen down icehouses along the Hudson are monuments to his busi- ness enterprise. The empty icehouses In Maine are monsments to his foresight and cakulation. The five-cent cake of ice is an invisil monument. The babies on the east side whose parents cannot buy ice to keep their milk from spoiling are crying monuments. The poor of sweltering New York who have died this summer from dis¢ases caused by food not properly iced, from heat which ice might | have alleviated and from want furthered by the tiigh price of this neces- sity of life, have no monuments, but that is no reason why Mr. Oler should not have the monuments to which he fs entffled. i aT: nner ae crats eects moms! THE MEN in THE NEWS—Straight Talks to Them—By Nixola Greeley-Smith. to wait until they are dead. The{ his Time Her Remarks Are Addrssed toa CM Ok a ee Penal Code provides the kind of! Hushand Who Lets His Wife Mix in Politics, ‘ts 00 fou days ago 1 waa in Line Park, Clevoiand, wile a Shriners monument which shall be bull D Sin dik seckotas HMGHSE a: wast pienic was going on, The main feature of the celebration wae a race between Maud, the Mystic Mule, aud & sad-souled Gonkey, whowe name I don't remember. around men who combine efther to thought you wore eb right Last week, you know, —. é Maud won, The next tao in Obio will be between the @hered Republican ale. Lorapworth annotinesd that 4 th th rook he the ping the she would Mke to phant and the Demoorath: donkey, But don’t let Mra, Longworth root for ty “> you in your political campaign, but that you wouldn't elephant, even tf ydu are riding It. Lt won't do the elephant any good and it wil supply of @ necessity of life, That ther, I thought then Row sensible you were and how do her hatw. moounent Is tie wall of Sin wpreaantative of the bem type of American husband. But Of course wha iikew thw centre of the sthke. he wouldn be her father's § 6 y comes the anfounoement trom Cleveland that Mra, daughter he Man’t. Tut dont. wive It to het. You started out we <oneworth will attend the Republican picnic at sna Park on Aug. %, at which you will make a The comic writers had some tun with you, and they would have persisted | thinking of you merely aa Mis, Longworth's husband if you had let them you demonstrat right away thet she Was only Nick Longwortty’s wife Keep an eye on your red fire. Count the Roman candies every night before you lock up. Gee that the #xook of pin-whenls doesn’t dwindle sor ® wingle giant candin disappear, You've toarried into ® famtly that loves fireworks, and if it can't hurrah for ttaelf must hurrah for somebody, anyhow. Sing. The cerements are the con- vict's stripes, It appears that sore srmaf! retail ice dealers have combined among themscives to raise the price of ice. They claim that they had to raise the | ee ee ae ere ee This th cost is due to the Ice Trust. Its great profit to the Ice Trust fs proved by the rise In the Stock Exchange quotations of the Ice Trust stock. If these little dealers committed a crime, as they did, how much (renter As the crime of the Ice Trust and how commendable fs the act of the Grand Jury In reversing Mr. Jerome's discriminations and in seek- tng topunish the biggest criminals firsti DIVORCE, Presh arguments for « broad Federal marriage and divorce law lic! th the potential scandels found by the national census clerks who ar¢ searching New York's divorce court records. Through neglect ar worse sin of counsel there have been faflure fm many cases to enter judgment upon the records after the granting of | decrees. The effect of such fallures Is to render the proceedings of no| account and to make worthless the papers carefully sealed away. Par- | . ties to these incomplete divorces who have remarried are guilty of big \ any. nk , How many of these cases there are may never be made known, AL con would be against public policy to reveal now the detalls tn any instance In each case lies possibility of lamentable social disturbance; in each are opportunities for scrupul It may not f of the law ha rpost! aC ca wlenmens Vato ¥ cet W wan V coin Vat Von 4 procession of Buckeye voters, carrying « banner corned with a badly printed pomenit of yqurseit or ewing- joking ted lantern flied with Cleveland local color. Nerally Known ae Standard Of Over in Bngland the wives of candidates have in their 1 for Ghily Wosbande election followed the fagiion est American husbands believe their wives can help them more by r the femonm Duchess of Devonsties, who berteret ites politics: * or votm, Tt Mew. Longworth enquired = touch of Angio- Continue to be an American husband. Non't emmilste the political custome mani whtle in England, plemap don't let tt take that direction. Amentoan {of the British lords of creation. who beat thelr wives one minute and expect women don't ike the amateur woman polltictan. Of courve, the professions! wom- them to beat up voters the next. Au waller over the woes of her sex hes « legitinmte field. But while the women = Mrs. Longworth !s a obarming wife—which ts enough for any woman to be in politics may be all #ight, che wife in polition ds out of Place. Blow your own The mament he tries to be more she will almost certainly cease to be that, YOUNG NEW YORKERS. By Walter Wellman keeping out of ee & us practitioners, hinder me from rafectin’) “What Go you kita mean by trafling| ‘Me boy, be careful how you handle ’ | along after mat | whet gun!” Please, sit, we wae tryin’ to ‘foller| be many, on.’ * ! tool-Killer,”* ‘2 de plank in Ae fence gone, Netley "Pe used it for his platform on the "Wite-ecape’ Uoket last night’ tte no Murphy mister! I ain't the andilate | the te inde trondr thn Ste nes That dma LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. ey 5 i Protect the Mark Sanirrets : Heres a Weird Tate. ! City Vernon Country, [oh homeleas dogw and’ cute, for the wan- oY { The Byening i 5 World | Te the Editor of Tbe Wrening Worlds | ton/deetrmction, with pletol and shotgun. C ‘ rhe Word of » |, Dh majority of people appreciate the | et birds and harmless animals. And it ‘ , F f ss ple vagy Dewuties of nature very littie, nor do we ie beonuse of our indifference to the 4 arte: ¢ "4 ante buses “ ee | edly understand and value her ail-im-| marvellous manifestations of netute that tims of it & * reminds ine of a | DOTtAnt UMefUintes and danevolent pur-| our religious attentkms are devoted Bo ‘tad a . brand wt Lane | PAt® ber unbounded muniticenos, for) ame {0 the lunasen inconoaiveble utes ye g as di “ t eee Dhoducers |2ur Wry existence, That's why the! oadse than to ite glorious effect, the the bene es of i ¢ . 1 causa Is Bh sigeporbato rag ten erate Den ta more attractive than the ploust: | visible universe ¥, DBEKMAN. ¢ient, Not ar ‘Horan i aie igh a ft One day 1 tak. the | OY COOMLE PLOPle #eek employment] Mow Work om teland Bridue. , 4 1 ¢ ra gu ” esta : “thi re hace tDo sid Prepay vor 22 _the cities; why the cites are Te the BGitor of ‘The vening World: Hished as the peculiar inter th - pepe tr br oat | SONA, bah fy ily wg Tam 4 oftizen ot thie borough and a he t tif pre nm ¢ th b th in- | why r o : | proper . V0 been Bye road to-re i ‘ . 2 * tp ge ley Ms ee alk | NEY tthe eoboole tat! to puint out to the | thy <dihlgle Go eaten aed Constitution and by prejud It htes: , 5 helghworhood. A wentie: | {MRE Ge kmmpartanos of Breathing the | Lage’, condtruciion in the peat tow tut ! i t > valernyorhood. A gentie-| air among. the trasa, the plesaure de- A Mevertheless, out of existing r | MAn up in the Bronx bought trom her| rived (rom the Atudy end cultivation of | ZOAr® Were jet been veux latte woes Divorce as a ion has ¢ T | inag : 7 CRA Vd anc ay yun dri wer ha ng | Biante, the value of cheriahing kindness, | woukt etl matters up a little ral way is to make it. easier rath 1 rht he lines agai ae r ve petdthodens waneetaions per » work admiration ant rewpect tor the brute vet 4 aga 4 * Dm wer bates, ui Ps on ‘That’ uldren Minh fob M. At is the privilege of no cla Mall the people jane. will 40 4 can to turcher thie | healtay ‘ohiek, Out to hie astonishment iw tere playenteind toe aubaies pare: ™ Matec ih Wrenine 8 “ nartics y those who « c wealgeiry f, ok MICYER J. GOLDSTEIN a ‘ a 4 aps even particularly those who seek no divorce Tal eh dae ene xenacaa ‘ey he digcovernd that wwoh one of them |mente to the green Mn of the park: | Winery is there a place where I can processes should | made simple, sito, public and safe, . icant, that account, tor the edarcity of flowers Ow Who Ws, Gir Uae oruelty tafliched fl wee | mas fubstentially underpinned with « im, shall ihe A il e Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Thursday, August 23, (1906, IDA nice to. have a ORME wife deenented inn her tombe ie cemreer. fat | ee) NEW YORK THROUGH. OO FUNNy GLASSES Apvin SCobh Beauty Spots Along Main Street. |’ may be true, as has been 6 that a woman made made it for a man there be—we are ysion that If the average gentieman coryphee of Broadway tratners, nate to drtven to the cone Were & peicock he'd never furl tis tat For there are, oh, »: get off the atreot because It takes s0 much life and « boeuty ire, They would rather stand the corner tn an attitude of careless grace Ifke James K. Hackett at the end of sual passer-by a treat. ‘Their idea ore nd give the rv’ of the mingled styles of architecture the mving © you as being altogether adorable, As a gen- J are the Kind who move you, when you ee ourself sple, all but him,’ tor he always takes a flattering likeness Possibly he's willing to admit that he fan't quite a perfect piece 1d add to tt cure-for-sore-eyes te but newly owing a mixed crop et plumage may b Occastonally the epro h Cot straws of pompics why our larger colleges of oping humors In the Blood, wg to know b inne 6 ECR le EPwEyW ererewrr wm the ¢ Right Mike to in late years seem to be making such a apectalty © Again the th [ is may be ol never does. Pe! he may be squ chin ere we would ¢ a pair of but- ) over with extra fancy, Imported, equipped with large, deep red ears with Perchance he hag & month measur 4 him when he emiles golden ruaset, Calffornta freckles or win the ee ve a homemade ple generouely tip to tip that you can atand beh: and see the corne it. Perchance he nose a cold in the head he suffers many of these pleasing eocentrt tion. | Yet he goes through life, dressed wp Ike a circus horse, serene in the belle¢ that he ts 9c ing little beams of sunshine all up and down our Main street every time he walks through it THE FUNNY PART sex is the vainer of the two. THE SHIRT WAIST GIRL. SONG OF THE SHIRT (WAIST). ‘We insist that the ot | BY MARGARET ROHE, It's plainer every day, That our young friend ing’ quite away St the Ballor Waist to the Tannla Waist: the "Peek-a-boo” Ia ‘was TWO-MINUTE TALKS WITH NEW YORKERS. By T. O. MeGiil. “Beat MoAdoo couldn't see that they had any woch right) #0 he puta in the book of rules « clause that reads “ "Nor whall any poltee officer at any interview or statement miss | o ner {{ PO ORMER. Po fF lee Com on the force when he was in the Applies to much poliee business aa would ehawt," maid Town Renviseey -ahatan be poltionl, but the average cop looks Aa. on & rule Uteradly, for that's the way a they Are construed at Headquarters, : And 30 the oAps who used t be good RY AREREDS IR for an injeryiew at any time when thay playy an tmport thought the faotk warranted Cham bad ant’ part in the > shut up taht. fixing of wires ‘Ll Was over visiting Georg MeoClue politinal in New ky, who site fo wtate in the fopector’® York, but {a seldom heard of. “What did the Commissioner do to | mpenr the kibosht’ we asked "Hy had a little Clause inserted in the hook of rules that pronidita policemen from talking for publication, and it wea one of the meanest litte stunts that has ever béert perpetrated on the ‘tthe Mberty a man on the force has. 1 zee “ft had awaye been one of the pre | “He told the rowatives of & captain to be able to et | of Bnd George patie py enh fis picture in tht papers once in # vem he could wet ae ve canes whi along ith some Little story tit | the eargeant, but on’ he thee, ~ masy hin eppeat to be being with | peau ene, ang ‘cen perwon human intelligenow and ge Out because he wan! med very Ume a new edition st the of rule book or twet oMoe near by the water front weet sido MeCluaky hae bees some good work clearing se sot of pilferers who ropd-agent the tricks io the shipping dletrict, and ihe merchants had written atention to Pager calling per went a man on what 4 Gis “The pawe talk out of slong those li there, s00d work. and he came his trends | Sreswon colon tote hk chance to hess What he was doing in ryt new the world, It doesn't appear that any Sora copa ever abused the privilege or wae al- (ani atte tinue lowed by editors to eny anything that mate him appear otherwise chan 4 tue man being. and after Bingham's edd In expected t qe out is that Kt will have it fixed se on the forow by | will have to ative [nh Gold ited ethane of Answers to Correspondents, By E. F. Flinn, ("sei ~tudging from the! tion with the Census Bursau investign- methods and nize of Anes collected tion, are receiving countient invitations by most country constables, Mra. to soils, tous, Women's meetingw, den, Carter-Payne was not #o badly mis-| Reader—The Mr. Jarvis who le aon taken when, “be took the Brookhaven | Gucting the Cenaus Bureau's enarch toto eonwtable for & AWhwayman, lthe divoroe records ia not the Jarwia of Juatioe The @. R. T. officials were the “Little Diack Man Letters” tame, held on the charwe of inciting ridta. |The latter bew been in jal A erent Nothing ald an yet mbout arresting | many peope tor wh@n the former is Hartman for caytng 4 rot In the stock | diewing up a lot ot trouble wish he market. were there toa, Fan.—atter all, the Windy City could] Brons.~ ...ing the tiger loose te « furniwh plenty of breese to float the/6TAnd idea. Turn ‘em all loose without pennant. munflen and exterminate the Bhaok | Mutual—The man ho vietted anes] Mend Dasdite up thet way, Foporta thet he met no polloyholdere on] yay ‘darriagen, it SuppoRe that %-— Brooklyn the ot the planet. 'Thia Accounts Cor the re aa many turn of thoee leiters to to Polure) omens many @ "of wo many ‘The Be