The evening world. Newspaper, August 21, 1906, Page 8

Padiienes Boteres at the VOLUME 47, oc se00 ceoees ore Sh Satori Prove Publishing Company, No. @ te O Ay pont-bthee New Tork as Sécond-Ciase Mai! Matter. | Evenitn World's At Last—He By J. Campbell Awakes! Park Row, New Tork Cory. —_—- here is for such a public enterprise the + for the municipal ferry. A private corporation sland just as a private corporation utterly failed to furnish an efficient | forry service between Manhatian and Richmond, To establish a municipal lighting plant in the south borough would | It would not be a step necessarily toward be a departure for New York. public ownership and operation In wholesale atcord with the principle of the Poor them who help themselves.” In the smafl and somewhat Is rather important economic experiments LIGHT FOR STATEN ISLAND! ‘Comptrofier Metz speaks for a city lighting plant on Staten Island abuses its light and power franchise on Staten “y | same argument whith was raised GUBERNATORIAL NOMINATION 4 The venture would be in| Richard axiom that “God hel . | colony of New Zealand some| are being worked out, while the Daily Magazine, Tuesday, August 21, 1906; OC — “FUNNY GLASSES Y Ipvin 8. Cobb — Jeys and What They Feed Them On, HERE ts, we ore told, a power which looks after the falling of the sparrow; {t Is evident to the moat casual observer that Providence 'T | must also have a beneficent eye on the Otherwise New York would never have att In the interests of the truth of natural history we fain would add that All the joys do net come from the tall and while ungarnored. Meny A man who has his neck shaved oftener than twice a year and who can Carry & Oane without epraining-tds own knoe with It belongs, nevertheless, | to this Interesting ornithological branch, r perusg a gentioman travels hither in a day coach with his shoos off and climbs half way out of the ear window every time Ge train st to wave at the station agent ie no sign that he is better qualified to w e blue topknot and the long tall-feajhers than some austere party in a {stoont and gold teeth, residing in the very heart of our prosperous nty sent jays. ned its present size, | There are great numbers of us that know “harlcots yerts” and don’t | know beans, And this town. ia 1 »tedly the principal jay aviary | For example, jet us take the pb er of the f 4 which dot the bustling main street and adjacent thorour | There comes along a wise foreigner with a ekifet and a potted palm, who makes arrangements for hiring a gaé-rangs and a pone-felon orchestra, world watches afar. A government occasionally and mistakenly called) socialistic. goes just far enough into tkisiness to prevent competition from and then opens up a new restaurant. New restavrants ore much needed becoming monopoly and to see that th e people who want thelr chance and | Geserve Ht shall get it 4 Perhaps the hint of a smal! leaf out of the New Zealand “square deal book, with special application to the rights of New York's separated but not isolated borough, will act as a spur to Mr, Rogers's light and power veorporation. But then, if the hint is not enough, there Is always behind, as the Comptroller's suggestion implies, the strength for the solid kick ——— EARTHQUAKES. New York has a little earthquake every few weeks. Only scientific observers know this, because the ordinary New York earthquake makes |- no more vibration than a heavy loaded brewery truck or an elevated rail- roag train x 2 | Since records of earthq-yakes have been kept more than 446,000 have been catalogued. There have always been earthquakes, and there will always keep on being earthquakes until the earth has entirely cooled faside “A crust Of varying thick ness the earth is a molten mass. The outside has cooled enough to be habitable, and the inside is grad- ually cooling. The mechanism of an ordinary earthquake is the same| as that of a rice pudding, the top of which was smooth when it was hot, but becomes wrinkled as it cools and depresses in spots as it contracts, The surface of the earth is only a skin, with rocks, sand and gravel lying like layers of jelly cake. Inside there is an enormous pressure in a state of unstable equilibrium, the force | of gravity tending to hold it together and the whirling motion of the rota-| tion of the earth tending to pull it apart. Volcanoes offer different phenomena from earthquakes, although they are caused by earthquakes. When the surface of the earth contracts It cracks In places. If one of these cracks Is near an ocean or a sea the water sometimes flows in upon the molten contents of the earth. The great heat turns the water “Love Syndicates” Should Pool Interests. OINCIDENT with the unearthing of the Brown-Ver-;mooey; none at rault matrimorial eyndicate in New York, whereby Justion makes ws mi into steam under enormous pressure, and the earth explodes like a boils tb weenen, Deing Se WRMRY WilewR waxed HR) goods awindiee, +t y senply promising to merry all the men sought Marrying f money when ‘cold water is let in on a red-hot crown sheet. them out, comes the discovery of & similar ayndicate in And tin men wha are k Philadelptia, conducted by @ man named Lockhart, tn whieh young women wete the dupes and he the matrimonial petee. . Volcanoes aré in a way the earth's safety valves, by which the ex- cessive steam pressure is relieved. the New Y Of thetr encape. wilows 6 Emrape al y price wor What happened to San Francisco in April and Has just happened to} = meen Ht two sree ue ee Pitted ercape at all, since tt * i, ap i ainbt each other, the wits ef the New York women thom Valparaiso may happen to New York any day, only it is much less likely | Patched with the Phiadeiphian's gullies posd ste) = Occasionally @ works may m . a " } i tale migtt have been attained and the world have been the game. That ia when she to happen in New York, because here the earth's crust is thicker and does Gaels. dat it cheek eet Aacs caarree not crack so easily. fn Mr. And Mra, Alfred Lammile Dickens deploted the dinarily wouk-minded or & ci i " al 1 chagrin of the “fake” heiress married to the “take” man- But for the motey-ear Along the Pacific coast the high mountain ranges tend of their owt S rcriain, ‘wie faelty rentved wo pol ites Pagers [confit betaine dee weight to sink and to raise the depths of the Pacific Ocean, Near New appotntroedts and Ret even with @ach other by deceiving |dttions everybody eae, A atmilar ceault would certatnly have fol- ft conten lowed the conpotidation of the tio matrimonial myndicates ha We can have very tue eympathy with the woman who seeka to marry for to York there are no high mountains and the ocean is comparatively shallow, | so there is much less tendency to slide down hill. Still there is no ge logical assurance that some Gay an ca Ake Will hot topple Over New| Work. frequent whieh he hae atiached Lerrers FRoM |PESTS, | w» THE PEOPLE. | Good MORNING! | GREAT PAY, LITTLE | COOLAR THAN 17 WAS YESTERDAY Wevilla or New York? f The Brening World © the Gaskwar of Baroda > the 1a raat for saying what he meant. ‘There are WW, We: | many beautiful women in the United 7 Z = | Btates, but th ‘aleo many that are AGA = aed not beautiful vo Be Bpatn, of ME Lak SoA to Venice, Paria or Berlin. and you In » beaut women. Govlla w t popul pared with New York, I aim sure are mote beestitul women mh in the ptter city, ‘That we ere living in « «reat country, provided with ’ | natural adyintage of progress and it i net us to Gain joan Wormen mamt be the arth, before we have The Guelowar of Baroda | neo Although there are more earthquakes in the tr the velocity of the earth's rotation is gre: earthquakes in New Engiand since the P. winter it is much colder than in summer, the contracting pre m i é of these New England ear 6 Am mont perfect ascertained It id months to 74 in time there is tes us something. NEPTUNE, | WELL MISS PEAT b me wanes Bet SHALL E TAKE MY wis ning Wor Aig ne nest Lamia UMBRELLA? HOW IS THE WEATHER he fi out Now! died out. The ot to New York. ¢ worry. There are many weaker 1 give way before Manhattan Island Siahdatinihat peetceotinns Adlon, readers? COMPORT, ‘Trom my own bitter experience, after more than mty years of racing, 1 Horses and Acoldents, | say that it is beyond human power to beat the ring.” words of the veteran | Te 4 Editor of The Evening World Mike Dwyer, wise on his deathbed, are com imany thousands of foolish bi y" writes about the auto 1 * "| acuring horses and causing fatal run: | who live on and follow the tra aways, Provwbly Publieity” would : nn 2k up atativtion for a fow years back | ‘J *e wow wee th in w Records tn stock “trading” ce 7 wi that hare ware jont as SAY (S(T million shares figuring in f HOT ENOUC cower te aratoga p at } Even with the exaggerations sifted o rates A Nom-Auavxation Capedian, F starter. Let us hope that the ax the Eakor at The Evening Wor b may have t rience with the insurance “welchers.” ve his Bp the south of us of we remain. man date Kft his hand omen who brag were born in Canada, the mighty British flag MINION JACK. In addition to renovating | Clean up on both baseball pen: nts i Agai ; ‘The Harvard crew in England |x t ract tarts » 4 it | - the Cautiridge crew pointers on the finish, * A Neath nee wae s the tu bhe Wearher.Nuisance: Hawe You Met Him? rena ~ By Nixola Grecley-Smith. « tune-bunter, @o only the ebatract gene of ates have come to grief, Aa in % is almost as wullty as the viottmizer Carries tte punishment along with tt wiving up @ few thoundknds In prowente to king hou juld be congratulating themeniyes on the eheapness t have been cheap, And they did not deserve to the widows’ suppgsed fortunes that led for money agd come out ahead of the ely without feeling and finishes me she for A Woman if whe le more than mtit of incapable of making a living Bn Unere oan sever be the shadow of apology 0 miccennfully than @ women btoaume the eon- bn more outalde fone, But be is an object Women with »& arger than bis own, and he fttn of exeap chew the gilded apron string bimesl warts a WELL, WELL, WHAT 00 You THINK OF THIS WEATHER? FINE (SAT (T LOOKS LIKE RAIN HELLO JONES, GETTING WARMER EN, GREAT OAY YESTERDAY GuT' Woneee iF ae) | 4 to bay! PApDED CELL FoR Yous or} By Hl. B. Martin! here, iB At present only one te erry times {ft is so bad that fully half the business b Will not be restaurants But to resume: The wal © leet ures on a B jor and the ay ever ppon e epider parl the outlpok for what is er Inst fg a place where th be had 3 Wo learn that It's the re inns now repair of counter and the ure seats looks en evening to discnas the business college. Inside o like 6 P. M. at the Brooklya 1 After that the proprietor icjows that no matter what he does to ‘em they'll keep on coming It ts then that he makes the orvhestra play rery loudly to prevent his patrons from «him langhing at them. He fure nishea them salads of burdock leaves and mac He gives them en- trees tasting of mother of oak He proy 5 with the same kind of service that a stray horse ge na livery He uses leather findings In his ragouts, and hia stews are based on & t of the true Bohem Tt is, 4. Then let Joy bo unconfined But what of that? Is It not the res for ao the paper What, ho! lJandiord! Fresh glasses al! around and another bottle of the pokeberry julce. — n *“UNNY PART Nofedy really tumbles un the owner ha: million and ducked out leared up about. two ny A BANKNOTE. By Margaret Rohe. Hite fy NI | i ASEHD the teller, William Smith: I “Have you some @mall bills, please?’ ‘The, I have three amall “Bille,” ” be sald, And provdly showed mo these TWO-MINUTE TALKS WITH NEW YORKERS. By T. O. McGill. i T BE stories | you h | on the golf inks about the fopeterioue diesp- pearance of golf dalle are tre- quently ae enter- taining as any deody'as Notion eompiiattoen,” paid John MiKin nou yowleriay, MoKinnon in ao Veteran advertise. ing man and pat ent medicine expert with the golf tever “What partiouler incident muggeate the | femark?’ we asked. “Down at Massapequa,” he replied, “where We are sutmmering, We have © delightful cowple by the name of Me- Cienahen, They are vVelerans of the fan Francivco calsmnity and ate trying |“ "Aha Ucednling “ine to lose the memory of what they went | both, there waa ti through in tie divertisement of got. |Belween the two front a und the age of which {a & growth of wild carfot with & base of @amp chi: weed. In her drive ] from the second hole she alipped on the : Garp grass, and the pretty new bell fell whort, right down in ¢he earret and obleory “She got to the place where the ball ould be and pook @ good Jowk. ball in eight toek a long look and saw nothy ee wet dust of the rondaide aod the damp grass and a big greasy toad sitting Just out of the ehlcory, Winking up «| her “Atier « While MoClen joined tn fhe uct for the bad ; Hit ine agg and and ews einee fan fashton, with bie brady, trying uncover the © . whieh they’ et m i be there, ‘The’ disturbance ate to ‘*ared the toad, who WHAT MAPPENED + Mrs, MoClonahan ls an enthumaat and [Ing to ogo aoa hae pinyw the game for all there is tn it. W eClonahan “fhe other day she wiarded of for « ro ae fOuAd a jhe goypee wth @ ates, naw ’