The evening world. Newspaper, August 13, 1906, Page 9

smogrern oo By Roy L. McCardell. Trromidea, Seeing the Errors of Their Ways. and Abandon Every Branch of Boredom a Sulphites of Purest Ray Serene, Renounce Commonplace Sug gestions, as Well as Commonplace Phrases. Y precipitating puerile phrases and thus causing chem ‘ asm Tikes high and coMapees all the quicker and falls all the furthe What ts be preferred, frienda and follow-mulplittes In flow, sure and etendy reform tather than that nolsy and rapid-fire varlely that soon shoots tteelf out Neither must we have te sort Distriot-A:torney Jerome spoke when he sald his motto “Not halt, -but steady!” and then went back to Lullaby Land again, torr They colds, headaches and mosquito businrns correspondence as ‘Yc bites, ra They would frown upon @udh forms of Let um not wander away from the matvier in hand. Hit every bromide tn} Sight nnd the other reforms will come tn time, Trying to do too much only @nds in really doing nothing. We are for reform, not oppression. ‘Dur method should be that of « Hht that leadeth kindly, and an erring Brather is wedded to h Giasever them from Let wa fully, cure ves bofore we ettempt to doctor others, —GSt «t+ dromides out of your own system and then jt will be time to attend to bromides) in others i out the bromide blank and send ft im! APPLI 1 MBERSHIP TO THE BROMIDE CLUB, never again to use stale, commonplace ATIO M hereby phrases and in future to be original tn expressing my thoughte. To this end to the Bromide Club for destruction the following Worn-ou ressiona I have been gufity of using: wane Cami-off Bromide €x | the lates mides sent in to be burked. Be @ high-brow and aid ear conversation of co ae are Kool if peaple would only “MilMonaires are only tuman, after all!" “We don't put ail we make on our backs “These health toc “I always come back from my vacation more tired than when I wem away.” "The doctors dingnose a headache as appendicitis there days!” “The woman that ariver arrested Skins of murdered anin d the feathers of murdered birds!” “My husband and I never have a word.” “I never hold a spite. but If any one does me an tnjury I never want to have @nything more t on.” “En bee tr ein “If you car onplace clogs. ive up to them.” 6 some people do!” have had @ shine.” others, don’t say anything,” ending a dog: “Well, before T' do » people 1 know I'd be ad in the newspapers I'd know what to do with tt weil other woman THAT!" nis money t fan't what y u make; it's what you save! “When Im in Rore | do aa the Romans dol” “God tempers the wind to the shorn jamb, e@ the Bible says.” ARE MODERN WOMEN _ MERELY HOUSE CATS? By Nixola Greeley-Smith. THOMAS. th AM sociologist of the Univer American women ar and so-called higher classes has profoundly af mental and moral life Profesor Thomas agrees with Yy the man who The Evening World’s Daily Madazine, " GHE BROMIDE CLVB. THE JOLLY’ GIRLS THEY Win! by George McManus Guard Teelves in this movement for conyermtional reform against king a general nuisance of” yourself w Cometoekia A offclous energy aa well as the way 1 1 of Centre street talks while he sleeps, and emokes while he talks | Branol yut beyond the original endeavor, the over- | sare now provting Against almast all social and business would forbid the giving of advice and suggesting cures tn the cases of f recent date to hand and contents noted.” | for beating a horse wears the, ‘Two-Minute Talks with New Yorkers. “My Wife Won't Let Me!” a factory «irl and on the whistle blew Monday | « remarked: “Don't let mn taterfere with your Retween this view and the soaked plea of the male on who preaches the ruin the working woman brings upon the hofhe, and exclaims, practically, “Don't | let your work interfere w eo!” poor woman Is taving a herd time What dan « poor girt dot If ghe works, man calls her a robber; if she doesn't, ton resolves itself, therefore, Into which of these none too complimentary epi. Qhets she prefers to deserve The ani © to that ts easy: We would rather be house cats every tme. Mo pave the richest eaucer of cream, the warmest place by the fire, to purr azily when things ait end arch our backs when they don't—thie presents & vision of pting {al few of us are sufficiently Spartan to withstand But could any ng be more different than the life of the married woman to which Professor Thomas compares it? "A married. wor may. if she be exceptionally unfortunate, lead a do's Nfe or eat and dog's tife But a cat's Ufe—that combination of ease and ele gant leisure? this side of heaven! Professor Th remarks may-<tn nee they @o-—apply women who constitutes 9 x of our dex. any working woman who has undertaken he earo of « more than willing to admit eight hours’ grind down town le @ vacatio pastime compared with it oO Bearing children; which 4# popularly considered. the curse af smallest portion of woman's burden. It {# rearing them, washing and dressing them @ dozen ‘times a day perti of cart wheels and wind dow ledges that constitutes the great To be a good mother—and the great majority of women are good mothers— 5 tha hardest wark in the world Aature recognizes this, the normal man recognizes It. Chivalry @ r tlon have shaped life in accordance to Reversion to the custom of savages | wich Professor Thomas preaches when he calls the modern married woman @ hours cat would simply turn us all back into the Jungle, And man very gen erally prefers « house cat to a tiger cat. Re —— | HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. | 1-2] | cerine 1 ounce; rosemary water, For a Red Face. RS. ‘ a tl ounce; carbolic acid, % drops Mix - allow yourseit| *Poroushly and apply to the face wit! to be at all| ® "of cloth or a velvet sponge pieveneerind ‘by, tha Exercise and Bating. ve gir fn it— f.—Perhaps you eat too much in- s, if your M digestibie food, At all events do ealth ts good. © hot exercise p00 much just after You misht wke a @ meal, Eat only what agree: feotle alterative with you Do not drink much of any tke this: In « glass liquid during the meal, but drink plenty of water put a tea- of water, not tee water, between meals. spoonful of Roo! | Te aetee cect Hair Is Turning Yellow. | rom every ttle | RS. BE. BE. R.—A ittle big of blu- ing (get the best) in the wacer| {9 wolsh you rinse your white | ‘hair will relieve it of the yellowish cast, | Alum and Rose Water. ‘Alum and rose water i astringent | § in character and you can use it mae them ees apparent. on the wrinkles if you like. It wil! , Hair Is Getting Dark. AY W.—Your redneag of nose may ONSTANT—The frequent use of eome from indigestion, kk lies Peroxide ts never advised. aa it with you to correct that, and.tho pa ttle” Just « litte in the rinsing will coarsen the halr and make it | : ing. ivtion used externally may will not harm, and} peroepubly. *yhile rede Blackhcacs. It Is simple, @ Vhe color. harmless and may Alg¥ E.—The condition of is & patural con ended pores are always @ p! for the accumulation of dust, and must be @lowly closed by every day scrubbing With Yush, soap and warm water. Has a Red Nose. you wrte The uence, water oopastonally tp mone alesis euddy ootor: Gly wi Ughten Ube hate te WR a8 a house Cat. “The quee-) But ang man or | settling thelr @isputes, resoulng them from imminent | Monday; MERCY ! Ste WHAT THE JANITOR 1S DOING TOMSUITLE — HEARD. FROM HIM AGAIN TREAT YR CHILD THT WAY ORGT LITTLE FELLOW, 100! THE IMAGE OF HIS FATHER! SHIW HIM 70 ME WOULDN'T RUN Avay—HE'S s60 FOND OF HIS DAD! Hee WPT TARE HOT INSTOE —_— AND CHEER, WIM UP won BDn /_ HERE KID. IS VER SOME THING'® AND LOUK THS DEAR v1 UTILE Face | HOw WEE AND GEN TLE AND HAPPY HEIs! THIUGHTLESS~ et & stop in wnd buy ft | the sav If mc t suet as the girls that he gave himself some sor complaint with the place that makes the kind of and the ities the o-, Pise © r man I kenow et WT {miss SAFE! T BE CAREFUL] \F ‘YOU WILL PARDON \ for. - Aut} THE LIBERTY 1 Wi] | BE GLAD Yo HELP You ACROSS, miss! August 4 rt otf his poc! ‘0 ie OU. -would be} Of alcohet, end they ggt the Lest re-| Ho ty a bie. husky Hull-chostod his pocket for « coup! nf ccmeae Te] multe in candy, | 4 and can Ik welent near the recort|-days while he-satisies his eraving. for | you could eee| “I know one man who has m groat| He doesn’t care to smoke and he ¢ | the sweet.” 10w many men) king for @ certain kind of candy, of nl go he takes nis aps — ihere are who oat} *hich-he eate-on-an- everagetwo pounds | for a-walk by the candy route | mandy and who|* Week. He tea pacelor and atravel-| ‘One of the big candy eaters wre Not the Horse for Him, og man, ‘and he has an arrangement | ‘bitjah’ Dowle, who.ate so much ¢ from his ranoh to buy w# By R. W. Taylor 13, 19 06. BET TY VINCENT 99 ADVICE to LOVERS the Inquiry “How oan 1 find out tf she loves nde almost ‘dtculou: to me, There are @ waye to tell if she loves you. Generally © to do tm to give her a chance and ehé will ehaw tw (Al perplexed young people can ob- ain Wants to , Show Him. [a pas much to loved a young man for the} that T} 1 dt eit Hie reer with him. have ha young man, so I vica tn this case 8 Just be perfectly natural Don't act too elated and don't show him that you " Hise | je py Mad.”’ ot fo out never gone out w Dear Dettyt DBARLY love @ gentleman. I have! known itm for about two years. | When I started to go with him he| seamed to be affectionate and thought |a great deal of me, but now he ts nged toward mea He gave me an ring for Christmas At firet he to come wp to my house every expert advice On thetr tengied| | love affairs by writing to Betty | | Letters for her should be ed to BETTY VINCENT, Evening World Post-OfMfce Box 134, New York. = ——-—— | enty letters contained that inquiry this me thet the men are perhaps @ Wal Are exceedingly Independent & very masterful, strong man, who has and will take them off thetr feet apd ot Know what they Are about na inust be handled with care and lho. Never the eirt know, wan't face any sttuation or smooth you nd be very generous (in every way). # if there 1s anything good-looking about A ofte » Worhen love to on if they know that the peréom who 1s «8 draiwe on his imagination a little occasionally, Ary mimple treatment that ts suggested in these tines, and then © to lead the conversa tion In the right channel and say what Uitte maxim about the fant heart and the fair evenin now I don't see him for weeks | My parents want me to ask him if be GANS to marry me, and if he dosen't to tell him he oan go. I love him. £ think he loves me also, but he makes me mad. MAGQIE. Let hie go. If he tw deliberately ne | Tcting you, towt aak him to eam Leave him alone and he will @o al! the necessary talking. You are lowering your own value when you pay attention year, but don't know how to| to him and he dosen't notices you To ts a| He Is Neglecting Her. “Dear Betty: AM In love with @ young man love him dearly, and he shwara bee told tbe he loves me algo. He calle on me twice @ week and has always | Written me yery nice letters. It wil | be two weeks since I wrote tim and te Sas not diwwered my ivtter nor called. He has promised me that he will marry me in a short time What @o you think of thts man? think he cares for met |my heart w 1 What shall I do? | 1 think something must pened to make him sieteet ou 4 | Rot be too anxious to marry him and don't annoy him about it If you Es may not do it @t all, ss LETTERS FROM +» THE PEOPLE.) By T. 0. MCGIIL.| rorsce netase to Toit numbers. To the Bditor of The Evening Worldd: OQan any one tell the reason the police of New York refuse to give the names of auto owners when. appealed to? In- quirers are told to apply to Secreta: ¢ State. Ww. risk. Weehawken Heights, July 12, 1604.- |To the Editor of The Bvening World of 0." said H to wend ft to him when | oF é the very thing you] When and where did the duel Srttip,.ct the Huy- Bis sore aren seat sail Ihe Bergman. ‘It's a fine| fought by ‘Hamilton and Burr take ler force, thie: pens to the ears old, sound piace DB. & nd ae ost | then more j morning saan = Ls donsine suas aor rated ree ens cata ah wry at on ‘o $ . w 1 he goes ten} Ode to the Tallless Kite. Why do vou sup: trun * « © the Militor of The Evening World He adds ne men eat can - hee * bands skyward kite has made its appear 2 Heh Souluane tyes tee SG ea | fashioned oem candy. and when T onl! 4 for t said, “not for me.I putdic -bishways. Where Rone woman | “ity monty 1 ie fan ah tig pe nena «Se cata t i i. .% 1) The beardiess youth Is marked forsooth ta aol . sriakine, althous! s reading a ate s from Astoria and Td] poe aoe and ale snap pak ghayaupa td eet Swan wenee livers demend some form| eating candy like a hungry sohoolboy, | Lros and he ca f to walk bask tw va eed Ach _ Pie oe need wo on ed by man to a condition of parasttiem which In amar | well So moss-covered by Innocu: horweless carriage parage ss desuetude we might dis- | But shocking ts the sight Of a talieas | kite fo one to the manner born, As the ohickentens “Wick oanned in kingtown " y of corniess corn. TOM D. COSTIGAN. No Hdison star. 4 of The Evening “star’ known as th dt ANXIOUS Is there a star | at. the Pattor of ‘The Evening World In the echoolship called “fe. [lor “Bt Maryer? ain: Mary's. Mary” pooner, + | Spider Cakes. es HOME HINTS. Green Peppers on Toast. DELICIOUS relish to serve with any chafing dish compound te crisp, ‘hin slices of toast sprinkled with Seen peppers that have been chapped to the last degree of fineness and cov- ered lightly with @ Nttle mayonnaise. Chicken Okra, Cocoanut, ALF a fowl from which the bones H have been removed, one small carret, one white turnip and one onion, half @ green pepper, two table- spoonfuls of raw rice, three quarts of | hot water, four small peeled red to- matoes and twelve good-mised fresh okras. Cut the fowl into email square Pleces. Also cut the eurrot, tumtp, Onion and green pepper into half-inch Piace all tn a Fauce- square plecds. ten minutes, ly wtirrity once in @ while, Then lig add the rice and any raw chicken boneg hand. Lightly mtx and motsten withthe tot water: Sexson —with = level tablexpoonful of emlt, cover the pan and allow to boll for thirty mine stem. 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