The evening world. Newspaper, August 11, 1906, Page 10

The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Saturday, August II, 1906; nit ca a we) IP POODAAOAVEDOTORAGS GIRL—By Roy L.. McCardell. | wo tieaiiitis titi aft y r | there are only fifty-two cards an‘t x "if A O* de A ¢ a C zt : deck, and it’s like meeting a lot of : people you know every time you look | at your hands.’”' G4 OTOH VETTE NTIS PSOAISGEST He HGDAL F é “Rverybody in our set is sore be. j / ~ ~ ry ecuse the ‘lid’ is on, but Mamma De & HE ( HOR U > Branscombe says it is a good thing be- = & cause it keeps gentlemen from negleci- © ing the ladies,” Tilustrated by R. W. TAYLOR. ANATOGA, | ,over the glad wild days when ho ‘ ‘ S Yeuterday.- - travelled with a Wieard Of] wagon. a re | ‘I was an ‘A, No. 1 band,’ sald our Kid GOODBYE, jus HE THE Dopey. ‘I played drum and cytiibals Tcan't get away CARELESS KID THE WRETCH and ® coocoo whistle with my deet, wane Won Ne. i a triangle with my elbow and blew - al HE DONE IT | i A moutl-harp on a brace while 1 sae = \ On PURPOSE! | pinyed a gultar with my hands as t becatse heal fi T | inlment to Paul Dresser alne- : fy Re \ HE SLUNG ; | —_ x Baby Mine’ and ‘Take This Let- 2 : THE RACE : \ - ‘ Mother,’ ey we GET ) When wealth comes fn at the foar, B en /THE “THREE CL al mS Dopey says ess files out the ow I waa brought these reflections because he saw an ail. fr side-partner, Dr. Newman Dunean, of Joplin, O.Any- way, he cut out the ad. and read it “AT LIBERTY. "Medicine Lecturer—Strong teod And off worker in the bus one; Bw soker; work tent, hall sireet; percentage only. “Auother thing that put him fn 1 of the old, pleasant, poverty. tricken days was seeing a box-Kije_» ad & gig since being here A t kit " st up tandem, nd to the kite lines are floating a rtlaing Rolltop Rye. 5 line fe fastened which th tf a Joey aa the ites tug, the db. ADL A Lt epee hakes his fcet and arms: m “Every bo: necension frou , th the elas- or shine, but princips ea Po BoY tle neck. Dopey say wag like that’T “We go out to the of at a 6 carnival wold be worth, ternoon and in with the NE BUS a small fortune If you could square house coma 6s OF Wike te wret paATT some oT Che Wary: HS HAT money, and we win #o much that Mama De Brane says that any- body who cou! t with any- , thing {s an ingrate and don't deserve no Tuck. “Everybody tn our set is sore be- 9 eause the lid is on, but Mama De Branscombe says it is 8 good thing, “While the gobbling at the dummy Joey and saying, ‘I wouldn't be in sich a dan- gerous business for $10 a day!’ ao tp could frisic them for thelr leagh ers and clickers and never need the * service of a stall, except maybe some: jocnl talent In on the play to say, ‘T Decause {t keeps tho centiemen from saw him doing the drum. dows Mares nae Begiecting the ladies j 5 ket Howse alle when the mooks “Of course, ft was nice at Ouse! “Our set le playing the ‘chases this year and following the wise Western money on the Jumpers. Yesterday we was horrified to see one of the horses fall and hurt the jockey, because we had played him to win. Onally found they'd been fumbled, field's,"where a lady could be take anq tell her she'll have to pay for) horses fall and hurt the jockey, be-) when we have 4 little game at home cal {f they lose. of the same ol hearts, spades, clubs street carnivals and flremen’s con-} “Dopey confided in Ola Man Moneys to dinner and sit and listen to the (he dinner beeause tney are all in.| cause we bad played him to win in the flat, just when we are winning, “Dopey McKnight docsn't play and diamonds, if there would be ventions are taking piace in Bast ton, who told him that it wasa music while her gentlemen friends) gti), we think Mr. UUman was| ‘Mama De Branscombe thinks he too. But up here they will sit up al! poker, because he says there are ouly princes and princesses and emperors Liverpool, O.. and Keokuk, % \scheme, but it was being played on a out in Yapland. bigeer scale in Wall erect, where @ is a yearly novelty, lot of fniitclal kites and dummy?) Down Upon the Jocys were sent up every dey, and by request on the while the Metropolitan mooks were whistles, is where keeping Ubelr eyes on the aerial die he. play, Lair meney was being extract~ ™ & copy of the ed without pain. 4 other day, and reading § long, kid! Don't waste the — - rertisnmetite got him thinking ice! would step across the dividing lnow qwfut mean to not let any one ruu| threw the race and himself on pur-| night and lose a lot of money, and fifty-two cards In the deck, and St Is) and coroners, instead of the ss: and see whether the skidoo number /@ club just because they out him out.| pose, and she isn’t one bit sorry for! i se even venture to sumgest that It like meeting a lot of'people you know | kings, queens and jacks, he ¢ would come out. “But, as Mama De Branscombe) hiin. weald look more respectable if ladies all night long every time you look | play with more Interest Mama De Bransconfbe says this {s| pays, ‘men are so selfish they only Able Zinshetmer and Loule Wog- piayed, théy say ladies in a table- at your hands | “Dopey McKaight is getting all very exciting, but many a time think of themselves!" glebaum @re tere and are real at- © game is & nuisance, beca “It there was only somb new kinds) vous, anyway There is no exe she has been embarrassat wien she) “Our set is playing the chases thie| tentive tll towards 10 o'clock, when they talk too much and get too ex- of cards dealt you, so there would be! ment at the races, he says. Evory~ ‘won et Saratoge with her husbands) yeer and following the wise Western) they are called away to sit in private) ¢! delaying the deal by laughing ane nt of surprise in it. like beady knows that one horse can rin when they lose ahd get all to the| money on the jumpers. Yesterday | games. lend talk when they are ahead, and eleveas and twelves of the suit cards, | faster than another, le says. And sad, and then come back to the table! we was horrified to see one of the! “They get tired enough ant quit! gatting med—and sometimes hyster-/and some-new kinds of p! instead! this is the time of year that tho’ HE [Two-Minute Talks |PESTS, %4¢,Crenic Masher: By H. B. Martin, THE TRUE SECRET OF This ls His Busy Season. | J | >A ID ORDE with New Yorkers. | MARRIED HAPPINESS. Coie — | SHE IS A learn DAY ETH 2 'SNY (7? jf By T. O. MeGill. By Helen Oldfield. AT HEALY wes { tage New tn etmiinrity of taste, ated@dnt of har woking over « | APTN OT in dtaposiia: To ore must be | when th results the mindere and per- iy ve which tien ul ao that * twain oh sesh’ | ‘“ T onty,”” complained the Animated Grouch, “@o we who extet in New bof Iie 7 twain shat liana ep | York get the lemon handed to ua by our fellow towgsmen—and women ) A man should not only love his wite dearly, but ne should tat het chat he but they give It to us from out of town. If you ever bit the rattler Pat manages the ves r and ¢ of @ once-for-all plan ts not wi oh appeaia to fo other Durgs you know how they class a New Yorker. He te supposed to bare rotinwerrie that ao e quirk to Jove to be made love to, the mora & heart you could cut glam with To some extent the estimate te right: He has 8 brother Tom to taking affection for granted, A man to think had the lemon handed to him eo often that he goes through Life with waves of owns up Colum o® fact of hie marrying a womiun ought to convt t of his love shooting out from him ifke a cet's whiskers, tus avenue, and as, . . 4 forever. On the contrary ikem to have hts continual yoedy can put @ New Ye ent over the hurdles th the Bucher ve Wald gome allver ver was and never oould be any other woman jn the Stakes tt ts the man from the pid h pen up-Giate or out Weet or dower over the counter le eyes. octh or anmennert Phin gn drifts inte New Fork end hante neh ap He tent fh Ss ae o-ebwotutaty otal Ww tid happiness of married life. ‘There bt your place of husineas when you are up to yout neck in work end then whether he was ual wiving up of one's own will to that of another, thought for and grants outside because you don't fall allover tim and weep with Joy. Most! practising lightning caloulator tricks. ban for one's pe ‘of the fine you have to frikk your memory with great rapidity to place him, and| He replied thet he was trying to sce Be not quick to take offense, neither in haste to tell unpleasant truths. Silence then all you can remember about him Je that some ttme ix the dim and pasty | bow many cast register checks were untruth, and @ sharp tongue is eure to stir up atrife It ts the pat he might bave b t you a cigar hy on the afternoon trick, and then he Monte wa retion to be “more than kind” to the virtues of those with whoip.ene ! oftea- therewith the sind mitt_and the hot-air Oh pea, dete heard of you! went ¢ ox nv tage st Do You CARE 1 in one's daily lise; ft im also wiee to be “a little bund” to thelf often entte-deoply gratin that you arq doing so well and making so| “We have t @ close tab on the = FOR -somt- a ible not to notice then, ays Helen Oldfield in the Chicago uch money. You oming then1t never miasea. SERS Tat at the bar turn - Tone, A check he has béon expe apn't arrived. He'll have the mamoo ta tar; toro lane uf PZ . What a man most desires ts a 1 = } at would wink a conal-boat tn a day or two, but Just now he's down| five hom a day will make a comes SS aegis seakeies a ae a wouldn ind ppt h you and feeds on you 1 his} * fo the Interest a @ ep ee e we dips liane Ame) ANG Ald so out, & ai wouldn't « stopping with you and ws on you w ‘ \ @ CHARLIE | ae 0) t . rts becomes In time necemary to h thin person stees you like a wet deg mm a cozy corner and you 1 aris f (i ‘ 1 draw the parents more closely together and not raise the for taking him to your furalshed room and letting him wear | al? ; « K/ Va wenn thetn Bor thia cause the wife should be careful to lef you give hit to the main equeese of @ hotel and ‘ i 4 ¥ covey BiG Sr00 Cogeeet | } All guy for his roam and chow. r *, during which Ume you have submitted to several { tovction and blown the man from ehikdhood's happy home to some extent, the cone of the hotel calls you up on the ‘phone and informa you that your a; ne waskeborees : = D his Ureakfant at 2 o'clock tn the afternoon and epends moat of his, * PB seiiic vat tapcceu biel THE TABOOED KIJS/, ning cheekt at the bar for drinks for a burch of ahines that you wouldn't ne first ni ris Sut ot the By Walter A. Sinclatr een associating with in the Workhouse, He goes through the feed pro- ee even ae al snl trom clams to coffoy every time he aits down and prias the night elerk, | tle zi nanecke bene. ta | Bc Mire jc alah Dare tia lata iy Sieg He ei ay a ries 4 Sho don't know he's (hore on suspicion, loose trom « ten spot | ot chedke with alternating a ak ees pee ath could the’ ta taceabas bid? oh Say aap q ‘it you can get hold of bim—which you seldom can—before he beate it beck | puts tuem far enough down the list to} &3 w in arbitrary manner, No! Thia rule from be: i! home he will awear that he'll make good, but he never does. After he gots teok | 31% fulssing Case to be put in} Seat nes acl eee gm boards drspeptie - i ys he tells evarybody that you aco Gram Worthy Potentate of Lodge Mb. 1, lawtanca, Sh Tite tet ak aoa +A on seats at th wtop the grand and Onder of Tight Wadi; end sicep ta Tie SIUNIcIpAT Tagine Bouse Inthe ImERy= | Are How CRUDE The umber in the} | Where this most ungracious ruling or a close succession was So, th tile. 8 ppored to have @ cooling time you tabbed was 862” Toi “Phin 19 another way of being enrolled tn the Order of the Lemon. Thay | at the end of the cigar antag unalog coma here and band It to you, then accuse you of being firet cousin of « bilasand, | ri M2, - Then there was ma jump of Tr you bave never watered the Onier of the Lemon by this route don’t be sending | “Hit Humber econ he ee ‘head wvweet and closely-ctingtng, my, smacking, noley,. ri fying, one o-mnore-trying Ot the Item, bet for all weapons, 2 reasons 2 " 4 only serve to madden the poor of thts “un. jad eouvensr postal cards to yourself. You'll get yours. by the newspaper files. n a p . ip Fst waiter on the tables wale RH Bend down to West Baden, rusted” wealth selore may stop cigaretting, two OF Wires of them between now and ere Tom Tagmwart site « least does not wa: compound tinoture of lavender, 8 dropa:l{! fis done may oot, to feel that Giptilied water, 1 ounce. sum as in Pepresented * ab oft told aad the time ‘the crowd changes ‘at the Lad Tinta case at teas HEALTH AND BEAUTY. |#fhen an Se cca Ee UaRee By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Spieca ey amount to w dollar —_ or aes af “Fortunately for us the best watt r, 7 7 sly the following lotion two or three] and 0 > ne Pld ary | Oy Hale, p—vours «| tes daily: Bulphate‘ot xing, 2 grains, | the Public ig fur nauratly “one ante, May Manton’s Daily Fashions a ora + tle and you 1 the averag af HE covers Mor the pimples try this ointment T re eea the common @ hight tm Omiedéon: Bonlp| Se soot Me gretas; pycerine Fe lecars ic NP 1 dram; apermacett ointment, 1 ounce 9 awe by @n 8X-| Apply to the affected part, Lat it re iS “i fet tas srrmeei| Sc oe ene XZ 99 to nie sare as to perfect all but @ alight fm, loanlinass by tro- = 5 a ie = Bi . ‘eanunese br fre | Eczema of the Soalp, THE PERIL OF “CHANCE ACQUAINTANCESHIP, sehipcog N ahewer to a great many leiers on the same su 1 ask her in & very ee " ‘ - 2 \getrer t Here te an excellent - O “ali yemto for oly hair O—Hesere, of the goalp 19 dificult Joct, 1 want to say that there Is no accepted way to | | am sure she will answer a to treat by external lotions, but i . , ’ rignt ee and make ' . Witon hesel 3) 14 if the cae te not advanced the mect strange man or Woman unless you Are In- | whsiher #he loves you or tot ee FY sunoes; distilied) sive I give you recipe for may cure oduced by n friend Is * ve water, 1 ounce; re-| it. At the mime tle you shoukl take She Is ‘* Very Popular. | People who write constantly telling me that 6 certain people at cortala places every & eh ow shall they dad recipe, An Unseen Writer, ag porein, 49 -eraing Apply emory nig! Qubbing it thorolghly into the sraip Mix and apply to th For Relaxed Muscles, Waah of in the morn {BA A—Masmge will doo great | Ix with # soap that contains but little A #00) blood remedy Cocos butter, 20 permacetl, 10 rams, salicylic went to m Lot be given any #p ‘There is none, ‘1 | free aliail « on Goal to restore relaxed muncles; te olre Die ae Ree a eae eyatyp | U pack, which has been uml. rrange themselves in such | man olty ‘an as \ t , Se ae, Condeatetag cal) saviaerra Skin 1s Rough, | (which they very sokiom do) as to make epeaklag to alr ne “a ag y iat eChild’s © ior Creeping AprohPattern No. 6440, ‘1 GNES V.—The akin should be soft. aot be done, it own: feelings will hu ere, y rie ep Oe inatertal requiked tor tie media ale de 314 yards 8 oy, Than massage ond do tt quipker. rads. jocodaelble can mi whieh one vine Me tS eanant 4 ped and you will find the follow- ti ie always a risky proceeding, however, and it 19 best to wy and f/i,"aot pune: tn kite m Youn, tnd » hs ite aagehee hunt up somebody who can introduce yau. |ubidaw the min iW going to marry her ake very dfien of me te ¥ r wre letters to her and ghe answers Ls Deep.y in Love. \x Virereoied in aids wid ox te THE RVENING WORLD MAY ne Y OF ALK Dear netty: Gone 90. 10 rou hy RS Oi Lh ee, £20, York, Bend len omnte ip coin oF stamps for wah patter omkered, IMPORTANTWette your same «hd eddrem pikialy, snd eiwaye specify etme wanted. nice quiot. 2/9 AM deeply in Jove with a young girl me lo correspond w Jove er, but ee! | and 1 do mat know wheter BY eo ace wilting teeth th oan 1 Spd i love t* reamed or not for 1 Lage olnted in ile Poa Pa SEN att a Mr oN aly Mourn nae ; «