The evening world. Newspaper, August 10, 1906, Page 9

‘ always One Best Bet. : So ec ee ee F The Evening World's Daily Magazi THE BROMIDE CLVB. ROSIE, THE ROLLER; “ce Her Skate! ByF.G By Roy L. McCafdell. Lrerpbody Would Be a Sulphite and Ask for Roving Commissions to Warn Ceere of Bromide Expestiona in Public Places and for Power to Confacate the Bromidca und Send Them In to Be Deatroyed. allow a ditle temp: There ts hor ttay who Were the Dromides of 4 tyrannical TEADY, follow-Sulphites and Bulphtte fell or are ne plenary power® two ad r punish and con an hardly ke « hands off users of bromides. He that a: Atiantéo Highlands last Mo: lagen riot w Well, i it ts other, mn a city cer pon, ‘Take the unsere of reac saa ad them for thelr own good. Appeal to thelr pride, fo is the mark of the a pledge eign Of the Philiatine. Ha the agen lancusge « amn yesterday, Bulptites w ft caim superiority as tf to say " o yOu can newer be ike us, but be an itke us Ae you can 04 in this o For Brom violener. Lead and others will follow Do not no ronlous as & reformer and the Sulphites what must ft be in Goes {t, brothers! Moral @uaston fe our only made conversation aside) scker and the hich spon of the Bromide Club and lally apropos or Invented by yourself and the meaning Ono indignant and newly fledged Sulphite writes that he mites lay he precipitated a f persotia Bay, one after an- | | nil. Tat yur proselyting for conversational reform be free | Slang, (nies Sf may he -guemed. from the context of your remarks, {s bromide of the | cbeapes, commonest sort, “Sure!” “Cut m out!’ “Twenty-three! “Beat tt!" “Handed « lemon'”—alt these ave lost the charm of novelty and are hereby placed upon the Index Bxpurmatia. Swearing in no ornament to conversation. There are times when picturesque expletives maysbe appreciated, but the ortinary kinds of swear words are bro mmides that are not only vulear, but stupid | APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP TO THE BROMIDE CLUB. | 1 hereby pledge myself never again to use stale, commonplace | phrases and in future to be original expressing my thoughts. To this end I donate ty the Bromide Clas for destruction the following worn-out expressiong I have been gutlty of using: Name... Cast-off Bromide expressions: — SATE. Hho Sewing SESE ExprEEEIORS Ens EOREENE by corvespent Sulphites ood standing are hereby warned against teen: ud Rrowe » a Aight for ve are never sntisfied » inanamainaiinamaned = = So hat RaN th the ore amenpeens: ea-to refuse a begwar; the poor fell “Coffer doesn't hurt me.” ' § “TE wouldn't truat the best m ‘ fi “There's woing to. be a terrible accitent some day tn the Subway ' 1) Btreet is Just as bad asx any other sort of gambling.” n't seo why it bs against the law to bet on ‘horee-ract wace-track when Yt ts permttied 1 *“The people who pay thelr bills have to pay for thase who don f “Lcan never remember ‘names or fi : § “Tui not Interested tn the affairs of others.” f “Having confidence in one's doctor ts half the cure!™ “When T do exercise to take off flesh tt makes me so hungry that I put on ore weight by the way T eat." Summer Playlets—No. XXV. THERE 1S ONE BEST BET IN LOVE, By Nixola Greeley-Smith, r ‘The place of a summer hotel overlooking the sea. The Scribe, The Biweet Young Thing and The Mere Mam after dinner, = as SWEET YOUNG THING—Shall we go back on the outaide of the t PHE SCRIBE =the-esty—excuse for that question that you've never been on One. Do you know FE hose boats are like after 5 o’cinck ~ THE SWEET YOUNG THING (bewtidered)—Why, like Doate—aren't they? THE MERE MAN—She refera to the pleasing pastime Evelyn, You and 1 night view the bili ing and cootnge of our fellow mortals with » aympathetic eye, Dut If we Want to keep her 4m a food humor [ would suggest the humble trolley car, Moreover, I'm not sure that Ie withetand Gie THSRMOus trettement of-se- mie love-making. Spooning ts @ dangerous habit and It's get ting to be an expensive one, Did you read about that poor devil up in Taunton who te being sued by « gin for %,000 for one hug ured on a buggy, tide, where such thihgs are fairly traditional? THE BCRIBE—Yes, I read about him. 1 felt sorry for him, too. I'm sorry for anybody xhat'e “welched” on Uke that THE SWEET YOUNG THING (puskied)--Welched on? THE BCRIBE—Dian't T spend this whole afternoon explaining racing terma to You that [ don’t understand mys A girl whe goth a bugey ride and Bbjeets to-epoOning tea “weieher,”” That ts abe doem't nike good on her bets. THM SWEET YOUNG THI But she hasn't bet anything! THE SCRIBE—Oh, hasn't she? Any flirtation, However trivial, 1s a game. and the amallost stake we can play for ts our peace of mind. Compared with the gume of love, racing is @ Sunday rchool amusement, atock gambling # coun- try clergyman's relaxation THE MERE MAN—Do you remember that Hitt verse of Petix Carmen's, “And the gathe is worth the candle if the cagdie’s worth the game ¢ THE BCRIBE—Yes, {t's vory clever, but the potnt of view of an amateur, Heverthelens, The true gainbler cares for the game, not the candle; the ex hilaration of winning or losing, not the make. THE MERE MAN—Where does she glean all thts Profound philosophy, Miss perience ‘THE SCRIBE—The more experience you have In love the les You know tain you become, the greater your tendency to the cowardly practice of “coppering” your bets ‘ THE MERE MAN-What « 6 THE SCRUB ahis:” When we're very young and are falling in love there's Just one message Aelagraphed along our nerves, It teite us to put everything we've got on Tom ‘or Dick of Harry, a» his same may be But after a whlle improvements tn the Telegraph wjaton allow ox OF G@ht Memages too over the meme wire ATT then we get our emotions mixed up. THE MERE MAN—After thin the only way for, as to go back is by the boat, . Whie ia getting too torrid for me, Ian't it for you, Missy Evelyn? “PHS BWEET YOUNG THING—Yes, indeed. Besides, she forge 1 sport we are getting to be, aren't wer there ts HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. For Freckles. j awd when the skin Is formal, a brush, | soup and water will be adviaale: atett my SE EI® | comether & ounces pure iard and 2 1-2 Yor treakieg | nee White wax; add 1-2 ounce bal- De, sa toa sam of fir, and when dt @agtns to cool, La 1 atir in 1-2 ounce carbolic sok. The ad- ‘ory, but it] dition of balsam of Mr to this prepera- is imposaibie to| tion corrects the disagresable odor of Predict how soon the seld, and renders it slightly ad the hd will be) héemtve, which te deatrable. effected: Thirty ‘ lgraine of puiveriaes & Glycerine Lotion, borax, dismoived it G H, W.—Here is a recipe for gly- . 421-2 ounces of lem- cerine Jotion: Pu ¢ re glycerine, 1 rermuasey aie at ounce; distitivd water, ounces; ia ioe lon’ thet ix very}rosewater, 2 ounces. Thin te excellent vetive in aeening | for ordinary purpomns, iechlen 1d abeyance, whore it agroos ith the skin. Jt abould be applied at Mustaohe Grower, Might, After the face Bie " hay been IB J—This has bad great success ay * wi a ‘Auhed and ean we A Mustache grower. Red vase. A-Pimple Remedy. | Mine, ounces; tincture canthara ‘ ides, 1-2 ounow; oll of lavender, H-it |e better never to irr): Heist © 0 lritate | rosemaxy, 18 drops each. Apply to % ® Pimple oF biackhead by rough | roots of the mustaghe at night. Fy — tremiment, tor in such éroum.| remain until the folowing morning, windoes the bruise hag frst to heal be-! wren jt may be washed aw baa aba be done fir the blom- neutral adap and warm waters, tps fHOWINE BeALiAe lotlva be used as lone ae Weguined, ” in SR erie Sra al ‘and tn eummer | | supposed it's the nearness of the track, But what I mean ia| T? th ne, Friday, August 10, 1906. .Long SHE 155 NOT ENGAGED They Are to Be Married, Bas 4 pip. I por?) ——— ASSURE! cao rh \ BACH LITT. pants to Make a Two-Minute Talks with New Yorkers. HE olf guard | plied; by T. D, McGill Hy -Luind on & ca, histhball stop here, 2 & ope only & man who has a posit ast a plain observation drinkers | is a growing feeling of disctigiination the man who indiscriminately lo the than who goes & public place and taken hin teddy and goes on his way fe far better oft! than the man who hedks nome secluded | two or three for fear We} wakes his Arai In New York | agair seek out quict mtatious ces to drink, He makes sbout four stops betw Forty-second, Tight up to the bar and gets his order ve a Tuld that employees four in the advancemant column, And #0 the piace to tak find divertine marks of youtl that tive A wrong color| main there are a lot of thetn who do 9 80 many ft G Phere Was a time when no one cared sald John W, Baber, | whether a man t along around the but there are Bt the trade in tte good. uuu et who {# Nearly sey He comes from Write eae Ha wenty-third street, drinking was What's the argument? LETTERS FROM | se THE bia a LT ‘ Squash Bread. vE z ! office in Pino 3 e Idea Stealer; Have You Mer Him? 5 & [way NOT SwiPe ' i HA' HA! i ITE PLL WORK 17, WISH 1 HAD THOUGHT OF iter of Nationality. Keditor of The Evening World Viewing the matter from @ common- of observation. this hullabaloo the Indies are making over the Gaekwar of Baroda's expressions th reference tg their beau- ts quite superfuous. nationalities ff standards of beauty highest type of perfection, otherwine, as observed through a» Hin- dus optics, would not be pronounced | Ae much by en Anglo-Saxon. words, the Gagkwar ts not competent | to judge beauty ‘Theretore his opinions concerning should not be considered seriously, is certainly not a gentleman (in an | Améerican’s estimation), have refrained from making such An | uncomplimentary remark homage paid him by Misa America. ANGLO-SAXON, Jones's Potnt, N.Y. “Old Maid" Rditor of The Evening World: Here Ja a question I -would lke readers not as a joke, but to estab- or he would TWAS THE ONE Whe | | coats, and here is one | every way chic and at- treet — tetris — | tration the material is doom a girl become an olf mals Oppores Delancey Street | To the Waitor of Tha Evening Wand ‘The proporition adv: the crush at the Brooklyn Bridge by erecting an wdditional elevated stroce | ture on Delancey street seems to me not only impracticable, but would posl- tivity pee an _excent|: the denizens of the affe cad for relie | stitched with alk and embroidered iy dull 1_hardship to ed neighbor-7— metamorphose | which would necessarily ovcur the street would be converted into a hide- | to the community. nerves are sufficiently racked without | being further SEE,) WAS one | Ceriats awed for Jackets Ou syesore be created by (alas, and furthermore and ‘princtpally | the little sunlight that manages to shine the congested districts would | JOHN HAAS. Parents Need Not Support Him. | Te the Kdditor of ‘The Rvening Wortd: WHI some experienced reader advise mo what can be done With my a#on| twenty-five years oid? { ha apendas al! his monéy jn drink will not pay bis board. Are his parents supp sed to support him? THE GIRL W. HERE are many compensations for the girl who cannot get a yearly either way, while be wiped out. | opportunity for { medium size io 41-3 When he works) HO CANNOT AFFORD A VACATION. irksome ten hours a day ip & kore and 480 vowel to Your ulready aseean ot samme Kohy Aatray, Haye the Chicago Inter-Ccran, rs better chance of me ie cally @ Dilacious | YOU will be surpélwed atl the number | of Ahescortet woulen ci} Meuaure that will at least | innocent spond the ot months jn town, walorwoman) eri spenda feature of Aru * ho Independence of <he. w: Di "Woman {n emekiog the middle-aged woman oan of employment: chaperonin, part vaoationieas girls in big cities & i by resoria. bia! tripe and San what the average girt seckcaenta 8 VINCENT? 9° — "ADVICE to LOVERS. THE “MARRYING AGE.” WHAT IS 17? BETTY « |} ME letiors that I receive from people who afte in Jeve | With oGer Deople older than themesives or mteh youn 4 nr for me to answer. No one Gin de anther the py + (oo old oF too young to marry be ¢ Who is moing te do the macrying. It rene pr ehese With the two people, and they are the ones f decide . s ‘ bont thing a gicl cam do to merry cds (he rene'bie Jooking after > marty @ young _ Tam not referring to the olf idiots ser K ‘ ne and who do not really ook after the man. You's : woman to be the older and to you str d alt ae n Attracts you and appeals HAVE to put ur ember that each of you 1 © other at Umea and be willing nd make « iy We ate che ones that decide the woman te much older os i” sticcoes the matrimonial etate unless Krowe old eo much faster t Le rot. TAL i@ not eften happy, bectuse she Pareondlity and “dsanesien mhow more, as» rule. There te no ru on amet he t part in the game. Fraat_tinpontance-etteche each ne the marrying age, but there affalr ; © SMoUTT Of couMMmon werner used tn-the whole: All perplexed young people can ob net week T wrote to her asieing whether tain expert advice on thel¢. tangled * would be at home Thuratay even- Jove affairs by writing to Ret’) he She did not answer my lett VinceAt. Letters for her ab iu ‘TPtonee aivice ae t+ -what-te ae. s addressed “to ATTY VINCENT ‘ ery Evening World Post-Omce Box 121, . Pe a Sie evidently doenn't want to see vom _ ' would go and see another girt if £ were 1 Futare. hean_golng wilh» young taj +Dear metry to yeare and am deeply AM a young sculptor. 1 love my art with he ‘ and would like to become a @neat world and p ° We artist. Iam receiving « salary of 4 the epeing. S88 Week at present. T love a gtrt and ak eae any 9. RY Jove tm retorned, We are to he. ere parted some time ag - et Sah. Bie sae T should be nee t BLUE LEN fed with what salary I bawe. © tell her s will both be very happy ' 5 * toe one to help me along. not te HAVE beth golds With & ei dor want you, get your Ray 1 1 * too Meh, perhaps, and be dine a yea a to Pi P tet Be pation: to go ahead filrting and * r Y will have to, anyway. nd wave her a scolding sh os urn baton nice oa rane |e ened Him Down. Ing or give me ee ave been paying attention to a young bey ile Sho all-~ AY ‘ ia She and I have heen coming home from business together regue arly, and golng out occasionally, We wh Uked each other very much, Last week she wrote me « letter telling me place is it to write first Tt is your place to write lt Not at Home. she thought that our regular meetings would have to discontinue. I go Dear Betty know why. Kindly advise ts eM wh ny y advise me if it is HAVE been acquainted with a Ne proper te try and make up wi have called on hee quite often, but| J Wouldn't try to make up until she time I call she je out. Bo) (nAGg "MO Sige that she wanted me of jate eve “HINTS FOR THE.HOME awe) | Baked Bean Sou. ' Home on ihe Upper west | 4PAKE cold beans, put in a stewpan) "and. If handy, tWo tablespoantuls’ pred canned mushrooms, Beason | whole cloves. dover them with 6014 | snoone aged peur © table~ water, and bei tUl soft, then prem* | w), w eke: hors mde and one them throvgh a atrainar and cetire tla wooden ston unt wor po wie noon’ until we ened. stove; aengon with anit and pepper tot taave.| When about to aceve have red | then yong ie A Sx plant abella with xan forcement. Arrange o two or three harl-botter aitoed. | m a da ms fate i Oi. AY wah oe , | Of read crumbs with a very few litte sending to the tntie © pre satan son top. Set in « th soup omit lemon and @ NORE 11a anche Anawaar ete brisk oven and not mUk. Serve towat in small auuares. ne pint aifted AKKINGDON does not dies four enough to knead it stiff He t% & foe to the panic enty-four hourw, beke In caken or by a it Whioh, he thinks, pene ae you would gingerbread + to demtroy the ewotler beautios of BY NTHTE, KAY" CHE Boston Globe. Egg Plant, Ashantee. # dictating habit ta growing UT into even halves three very | one, © anid recently ty body small, sound ex plants, Make 4 (nowadays hae a necretary and dig wit ut ais! peels The] He smiled Hadded ng fat and fr : en Lowen in the Indiana Legieine move them Ww t in old colored man appeared as @ ut parte dowr What your nam j wa & Warpoon . nihoun Clay, sah. all the 1 mince tt fine, Chop| | | u sign your name au half & teaspoonful of . we aivatk, ‘Theo ada ¢ 1 Af you can write your oped-out chopped meat, w wah: oh nebah writes nam » dictates ft, mma.’ '* May Manton’s Daily Fashions NQUESTION A- number of jaunty Ittle which includes a vest effect and which tw ts dark bine chiffon broadcloth trimmed with bards of the sade combined with « vest of dark blue atlk thar ts paste! colors, giving an Oriental effect that ts charming. All the m: and for multe are, how- ever, ‘appropriate, the garment being one of thowe desirable anes that can be utilised in ittle Veet allows ample trast and for the intr: on Of, novel Mf> The quantity of ma- rial r ed for the yarda 37, 23-4 yarde 44 or 34-4 yarda BS inches wide, with 1-2 yard any width for the vert Pattern No. SANT be cut in sizes for m a. a4, M, 3, and @ inch Dust measure ERE a anls ‘Call or wand by mall te THE EVENING WORLD MAT Bow © } ron VASHIQN BUREAU, No 2 Weet Tweoty-third lel IMPORTANT-—Wrile your mame and addreme plainly, Penne ) wary apeclty wine wanted. : re ee a Tie Joys 0’ Dictation,