The evening world. Newspaper, August 8, 1906, Page 9

vening World’s Daily-Magazine, Wednesday, August 8, 1906> a «My Wife Won’t Let Mel”, « « « ®8yR.W.Taylor) THE BROMIDE CLVB) ee - a | B ————— — _ — - — —-- + —— y Roy L, McCardell. W THERES A 7WERE COMES | If” 7You don't” MIND MINTY "WoT? y SEAT. Sane! ) - 4 “0 en | . A WAR HIE hot epell has cast no biurht whatsoever upon the on act , SADIE JA COUPLE OF }} \.F We SIT HERE / guar ee I €reat anu-Bromide movement a é \& % ~ NICE LOOKING || bo vou. 51R? / ot 1? | Persons who have used ready-made conversation at | bse \ ay als cas ' ot years have oven restrained themselves from saytng 1 m iI" NLR 0S" _ 3. — eet ~ — —" “Le it » for yout’ 1? ATURALLY," said the Animated Groveh, “the relatives of Russel! Sas | — | LLY, : in \iis, of In this reea ~ Wien to aay th } } add | are sore because thetr frugal but successful ralative handed them a | Ql ns at ae a, 2 be . ba. 2 respect yr 4 & | lemon, They don't tive in New Zork. If they 414, they'd clamor for « F ‘i orously Mibited ; ‘encore. ‘ g P| To-morrow we will come the relief of persone #¢ \ “Here's the town where they han’ you the lemon twenty-four houra a day {SHRP addicted to talking Bromiden. (or pt tituden as thes Bove is where the bull con gos further and drags more back than anywhere out IT'S ALL RIGHT y wore formerly deaienated) that they must keep allent. Mide of Congrean. Look at the Bubwayt } IN THE SUMMER } firmed on we will plan ; con Hromides . we prewent @ te “We, the citizens of New York, put’ wp tha cawn for the Rutrway and then 1] Sie ets whish they < ayee ir wishes known, converse Wie @urned It over to August Belmont and a few other praction: railroad men. Sud } thetr frie 1 yr 4 the use of their warn-out Ittle @eniy summer made ber debut end w t hep te the fact that while ample pro- | | ~ i Yiston bad been made for admitting afr to the Subway, the matter of Jetting It Sh format of the Bromide Chub the sales of Out had been passed up by the eminent engineers who designed it dictionariog, Jextoons and bo: synonyme and antonyme have kept page wit] ti! “The Jungle" and “Conn een an frequently consulted as thé telephone book or the New York City Directory Drowetate toport that more postage-stamy 1 “What-thme-te-ter | Row drop in ahd ask if Webster's Unabridged js on the premises than rere tused the drug stoma as a free tte public comfort tareau A prominent druggtet of HH ‘Since the forming of the Hr ics SODA Tae ot Fk ‘ “After we bad breathed the original supply over and over a fow Goren timen | We Ventured to cal! the attention wf Mr. Bel: nt and his associate railronders to fhe fact that the Subway wus madly In need of some kosher atmosphere, This was moro than a year ago, Mr. Helmont timmedintely got busy. He gave ontecs alght r the rush wan over a aquad of eight men @hould go from Subway to the ‘other on foot, carryite out a bucketta! of alr at 0h station and-carrring back a Ducketful of alr to take Ite pl “This was all to the ozone. The situation was also improvet by e tumber! fy ice COLD ) @t Bubway patrons tking to riding on surface cara, Othors died, and that helped s WOULD some Bummer passed and winter came on. OPA. WOUL | What caret wa for b + ehen {¢ wae cold? Our memories areas | TASTE FINE ON | aes JL 7 COME WITH ME_AND TLE] [ARE You | SHOW YOU WHERE THEY e HAVE SWELL SODA} SIRES FOND ER RS Seen itoelt han tecome a drug é9 op in my store and ask me © that T should keep « cops on the premises for thé Roget's “Thesurua; or, Treasury | beneAt of pat \S THE ns who desire to spend nothing elf “Williamsburg Groser* f short as an east aide icaman’s scales, Winter slid by, summer kicked tn emein! | sucy A HOT DAY! | FONDEST 1-4 A correspondent from Brooklyn who eins hin end that star agrregation of boobs known as the population of Manhattan and an] THING I'M } wihttes ‘the Bronx suddenly discovered why the atr in the Bubway was lke an Esqui- SS - | 7 ince joining tha Bromide Ciyb has become the fad my delingent Gum maux's shirt It tadn't hewn changed since last season. = | OF tomers any to ma when I ask ‘When are you going to pay that little DUIT Qa Iam uring « bromide. “Ringing up Mr. Belmont, we asked that he have the Subway atmosphere . “T Intend to use an ax from on. ‘That is, I will ax them for something Jeundered or something, hut we ware on a hisy wire for a long time en | | bucket brigade had the housemald’s knee anyhow. Finally 4 experts b | | on account” Up to the job and began to Dore holes in the streets adjacent to the course of | | ” ASPLICAT —— I € a Se be | APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP TO THE BROMIDE CLUB. nd bore the holes on Long I | I hereby pledge myself nover again to use stale, commonplace “Why they 4 Summer fs « Mr. Relmo: t go 0 chin men are at | Will De admost comfortatte. | ond in future to be 1 in expressing my thoughts, To the Bromide Club for Asstruation the following Worn-out expressions I have been guilty of using: 4 eet and New York ts puttin, boring holes and when the chill, enowy days com the Bubwa: j | | “In thts way we of New York are being inttlated into the Order of the 1} \ i Nii * Leman ali the Ume, I fs a barralied initiation. Not only do tte Past 5 Tear ete Dee RAIN Un etd the. geet, but ther make pa the goat. The Fike | | teat : ij | | Sieve orertecndeete et ote and the Eagtes don't sound tfke the big noise to me if in the Order ef | t | < ‘ | \ | | Sect ‘ the Lean, #5 hat wee ramet tt: te-aroet aren wh neon iEe | it J | | * eer 1c To, Tr SS un: oF ‘(cr inet it t ~ Summer Playlets—No. XXHII. | a = —S : << [ = SM ORME CA OF DONT - , ~ THERES THE 2 OY | NOPE’ [('D LIWE °} ¢ : Ke SOME CAST-OFF BRO: es. } 5 EB agent | : Nature tw a wondertt Hike” THE N ECESSITY OF PLACE, YOU | bur MY WIFE c “S'long, old man, Don't take any bed money.” | }GIRLS= | “Little off New York 42 good enough for. me." | “The cost of Hving bas doubied in the last few years.” meet: “If an artist was to paint that people wouldn't believe st" ng An acquaintance In Hoboken: “How small che world ts, after Vieiting friends, “Here I am! Turned up again lke a bad penny.” ‘Sorry 1 must @o. I have lad « delightful tee” Coing To BEING ARTIFICIAL By Nixola Greeley-Smith. | Seene—A disheveled intertor, The Scribe, The Matinee Matron, | The Sweet Young Thing and The Mere Men ansiously watching the inataltation of electric jana. HE SC x0 nt yet, but soon.” “It's something flerce!™ FE (to The Mete Man)—We let you come up t you mmy witness the sad passing of our yout Heretofore we have relied wholly upow our char person and conversation to induce the masculine way- farer to stay awh But lately the wisdom of wiles and witchertos been forced upon us We haven't atudled the witchery quertion yet, but we have concluded that turn be the place into @ roof garden GOnAUITUTAR @ notated} wile fans By next week we expect to have DON'T BE IN AHURRY TO MARRY potted plants and a complete ber equipment z HE MERE MAN—V al! tals entthusiaam in the cause | BVERAL letters came tn the same mati to-day each =z here -sikass prazenied to Aespine? Hawe | asking what should be done when the writer had 1 happily exough without the minieteing thought he was tn love with one girl apd had foun wren i drinks? thet he loved another one better, The toy makes @ @rent THE AWEP miatnice who devides at seventeen, eightesi, alneteet ar YOUNG THING—That's what I sald, Mut oon est: S&S" NEW YORK THRO’ FUNNY GLASSES = By irvin-S. Cont, RON=Woall, #bo'e fight. When J-came here from Ohio alr * much we she does, Now As being, 1 tecnuse efter Jim MORE SUMMER RESORTING AT THE OLD STAND, k a ne evening and Degen looking at my one that you have decided to marry, “ way, Fibslly he said, “L tell you, theae New York | HIRSTINGT STREET AND BROADWAY, Aug, &—Ever sinew the Julep planaing to do a gtd deal for him ts even talk of organtathe ay] Marriage should not be entered Into lightly, for if « waleteke haa bees tale pdappinec Bais co Rider shding dh peiot-nsee ete: na sll that." anon opened hor straw rides have been popula rmons ¢ Informa) rai and feather party jn Tilé honor 3 he come this way again’ | #24 characteristics and habite develop th your wife which you pever Grenayes B-Oh, don't t ut Marcelitng, Menrietta tim | voseueinge J by pion! kostire bs t ver ow be calmly left efone nor be gotten rid of easily. ime T wee te was never han at preacht Dances are AQUARIUM POIWT, Que. &—4tireat a t finh taay be aeeg’ et Almoat |#h¢ possessed whe cannot pot washes t # Head OF youre T May Wh MAREE: “Unto this ene must T) every 1k to visiting: young ladies. any time from the tulconies of Finn & sos Hotel, formerly known ts the| Take your time about picking out « girl to marry. ea " Gat abe (is z 8 al from © went to Baratoga to attend a bride m party at Hattery House The mirht attracts many poople to duis resort, fome of the|© few brains as wel as good tooks, and who te wiling to ror a tem ‘| MERE MA mm three wy Of yer mental processes I de Fou Ulva’ reporting a The ote their Wite FATWR. Ash notingd ebout here are reported aa being trom up-State. ‘They belong, | Wrong once in a while and that you do pot make all yay Gute thats Man, & an A for dresed t rf) ax fooling very mm st over cartain unfore M ts anid, to the ehatic-necked tu ‘A good disposition Ia just es essential a a good furore, and a get who tales Hh PWRET Yo THING ing MIA, Low do { nonot thee’ | pion hitches * One of the party brings back to us # pew quip CENTRE AND LEONARD 8?7HERTS, Aug. §—The Bieepy Hollow House (a| (are of herself i# very atte ner oat re pipacbret segs a THY ’ “i Tvs dotuaily, had my bate Marcelled two or| wrtch te ‘ wheese ® mo. It gown like use Atill closed, owing to the ot Manager Jerome. Ho exprate to Moventy in her dress, hae dirty finger ni : " ly. ,And do you know T felt exactly ae if T ned bean designe Dee eee crpaay Make week but they can't Cantoid ' up in whe fall oe ee yoatter how pretty ahe may be and no matter how good nntured she may #oadR, t t o « » who ollp ihe shrubbery into the} STH ®TRENT, NEAR SEVENTH AV Auk, hBines MULUBRRY STREET. NEAR HOUSTON, Ang. £—The same clubby set] will not be a very comfortable woman to Itve with. Amusing girs repo geeeg 7 “iia Gian aia 1 Next Ume I belleve 1 wilt have It! the vinit to tile potrt of Ant stock, of New Qiyrae parsed through % longs aasovlated with the Hotel Bingham, formerly known as McAdoo Oaatle,| but do not commit yourself beyond recall ot ee i one — “ oe Ad Gene Mies i wronk; snaking & few _p dresging bas been ¢ at the Painted iverrion of this quaint retrent » with at the lime. Aa mits os pot de yon SH! find the other ‘4 Mar . giving up the atmpte ttte | SR Model gowns are the rails and net the CITY ISLAND, Aug. §—Capt. tvOMam Hodgins, who came here some weeks | too Late : r \ ‘ of life in N Pe ths ago to encape the beat and excitémen, of the crowded ‘Tondefloin Const, finda —_—_—_—— ai S t a Y ah t have 4 Comtook on tie this place very sootting and restful. From present appearances be will be here net we are not of the game social stank $ " Peace iinet > pits oe ns 3 ve Fret y ride a re the soason ends. They are. sine time. ss i F Peeves He Gets Jealous, ine Should 1 give bin up? A. MMe ' met more atter now Your slater js not the one concerned t , 1 Venuses put together # they ‘ rem einen a aie shapanetonmeten Deer Batty AM Ie love with @ nice young man. Uf you oure for him and be sults you, i whinn' we darn, wdedegh. en ore oll a Ghe Chronic “Butt-in,"" Hoe gets very Jealous if T go with MA rtatt, : Prey MERE: AAN-WaL none yw te alka. | Two-Minute Talks PESTS a Hawe You Met Him? # by H. B. Martin | oiner fatlowa but when T em wit! 4 Beoken Appointment. A mag's eye there him te sometimes t# very Indifferent nd ive| With New Yorkers. | ts ¢ tora white muslin d a think he jovew me. and also an { Dear atid mlbbe: as ae ba fbaShae wane Tada vance tng itenlala doles NS eek daa to go with him? T am alx- AM tn tove with @ young Jey ’ send to ‘be appropriate, TE sah 5a HELLO JONES HOW No TIME EH! SAY paibeagini as Ea whom I have known « year, Ot the ave ee priate he real ingenue looks By T, 0, McGill. 2 on bent | has invited me over to her house, 110, the folie Jagenue bewitching In th The reason te, here | : vie bee ARE ‘You To DAY WHO WAS THAT You ere very young. Hf he Gin't Care| oT ave aliraye gone. One, nitiel t at she « a g « fof. (Dladotie We if} - ais af eS COME ON OUT AND You WERE WITH for you he wouldn't ba selon | tat week I failed to go, and the nast = 5 FS: | feck,” anid HAVE A DRINK \ \bown AT CONEY? | Should She Give Him Up ? | night when ahe aaw gre wo aaked mip E 1A ' Te © burt wor fane bursts > yaeland, of the eeeeeeenmeniemeeea eal GREAT PLACE | Dear Bee | why T halt not come. I told her. Shag ¥ t . ) " ty gre If this he artifles, T indorae It nie nfa bags 4 fe young man some time MPO | cron phe nas aoted coolly to me aid baila ? Hist | ennaylvar service, this 22 raat Thing as be poidt to « kone of sand bags the ¥ mie led to seo me. He also took me | out if she loves me yet! Youre, oo of amusement, but my stater | 1a de Oe objects to him. I find no taut with | , The very tact that she care 60 amet him, #0 I asked her why whe objected | per lows for you }to him, She sald ahe bever liked him. | else could, HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Hair Is Too Surly, Aropx exch. Apply to the roste of ——s M | | 4-4 who livws next door to my married | does nat ghow her love for oe tb) ae | sister. He took me home one night ayes id. How cam % @md eri jen ¢ |to a oI 7 LOONEY ISLA b\ i LS ‘ou r summer vacations + we queried M. AT Jae eae nana ne Wem Jay ibe pe LH, | May Manton’s Daily Fashion foo V5 | saU-kink hair rem-| ®AFM Water, Tt may be used agp ays . dy. Were it ne {3 Twaulred See 88 Re noah for BF" WE platted skirt ” asked, Real suet, 8 duno f ye to account for le unques- Show. Saenees:| Wants To Reduce Weight. Sherve'n doses ways to accaent {et tioned favorite vuhee; castor ofl, 1 HUSAN C—You make a mis Wage bears yay pacers hat ME You OUGHT To | TELL You THE | de the dour. and de unoe; Benxolec « ishing to red t at ie agen: aaa ea You are; class ta” Moreen (hak oome Taek te: font She So Sen THE YANKS ARE ALL | (God) | | tran satiety, Here emon, 168 gram; oil | WEIRNE {= your he | teak Mie Aeshiwiah As 09/860 OOF Serie Oa . THE meRRY) . \ByBy | | <n er caawia, § drops. | Cure | 2 sik brome. 6. Ocktae 9 rs | oof the Mig pee aioe gue * for Dandrutt. sc eee ge Mig | that ax ove s > Here te the ° vem a ru 17 jee aaa ' a ore B dandruft. Tin rie a ease sagt abet ha opt | . of and ecla and aliow. to 7 dee, 1 ounce; Mguld ammo: : egroaierll Aus cool amd then add other oll4 Ap-} wiyoorine, 1 oun: oll thyme rs > sdllibid - = py the hbalr as any other nomade am; romemary ol), 1-2 direc. Mis gination to sork. They Wwe fi | together with six ounces of rose] in the re that this big man of Susie | ing length. A Mustache Grower, |*Ator. Rub the #ealp thoroughly with | nese sek jp town, amd that big te ; til no further evi.| man Ia ret and they Ket rest i F.-Yours in-plataly eace of short: | of Oundruft ts noticed ican and nervous and the lea soon ash ntedness and your best way wii - rma in thetr minds that there's er at fr Ube to se= a seiintie ooutist. Per-| TO Take Out Ink Stains. Se ala cul actiay eastbtasiter arth Sesto ibaes ane Chia mustache growar will belp| 7) .—t¢ the ink is on white Inusiin.|i¢ they don't get, here, and eo the fret pill ae egal te is. pete At lenat yon sweet milk will genorally re. | thing you know this oif® suddenly takes ‘ ; Uncture mantharides anes two ounces; | Ld, move tt. You would better take ft |a notion he'll come dick. and that one wt ripe Htauria al ne-bAl€ ounce: of] | to the cleaners Where they will know | takes a potion of tho same kind, and 8 pa Bbilottecnd aie: Forsmary, fftesn | what will peutralie the ealor before you know it there's a mueh of : WOR wil pouteslian the Ce re er eiad ‘tgeutaae iene aie SAY! DID You r HINTS FOR HE HOME. Fyours think every -omm-wout Be gals HEAR THE away. f MAb every one knows, the real big LATEST $ToRY! a Curry of Mushrooms, |x (It tmmnediately, putting task son Tiger om, bang im ta gn | F spoental of butter, one twblespoon- longer your mattresses will dast, with | eck Fow look afound and ene how hot} arlale j 4B of Hour, one-half cup eream, [HOO treatment t | don't fing eae 4, the { Sie Awoleapoontal of curry; -atew the | Brag IDS, SOINE: 80 ay BAK UP n excel. } MuabFoomy twenty tnlnutes ty enough fad Pudding. a oa gy ah pat A PR oad iy dak? the ead tblcken with curry and hour, bal mB NFOS SAA Ot alate vrend wevinbs | red fo open, winter has come the gown and ey Kirt : akin rom YF ads be oream) 4 4 io tb ost Nev | nerve op het tonat vanilla, put into & Pudding pan and bake | "80°" ‘hain’ gum «yy als : A Stitch in Time, . Baa iis + Ves Hrd aoe worried Iok bat . , a ' me ~~ pe AVR "the axpere of tiav.ns your bp ib [: d by malite THE ¥ RED MAY MAN= b mattroas made over every year b: NE pound of cold veal chopped fine | moved Wall xtront While they wepe ‘ [ § Bem te fron HABHION KURKAU. No @ Weat Twenty-third street, New my i ‘wving a darning needle at band one cup swhet mitk, © good-atwe . THIS IS THE PROPER WAY Obtain York. Bend ten cente tv coin oF atampe for each patiern onernd, | » ‘ fn ot peed over get a vacation I hope a i 4 pir Yor Seley bok eS ular want i ih some small upholevary t oup eracker’ crumbs, season better with me se tt sence ‘To TREAT THIS PEST! eee ses IMPORTANT Write ¥ rem } i fae i <M YS Om age always apecify sine waned $