The evening world. Newspaper, August 7, 1906, Page 11

Y | . ‘Fhe Evening World's Daily Magazine, Tuesday? August Cer —_— = ; f THE BROMIDE CLVB. JOLLY’ GIRLS—THEY Win! THE By George McManus By Roy L. McCardell. uth ady | Wave of Protest Against Apostles of the Obvious Rolling Irresistibly fro ‘Originality for Oura?’ the Cry, and Pledges to Renounce K to North i" ur In from Self-Made “Sulphites Made Conversation I ETTY VINCENT? 9° ADVICE to LOVERS THE CHARM OF A SOFT VOICE, “H's roles waa ever eott gentle arid low—an excel- HO would be a Bromide? stiferous persons S el W y regarded thought ano ‘iia arabia news | | T think that’s how ft goes Anyway, ft te a to be ehunr and wh ad ed he sa Bhd | MOST excellent thing, and It seems to be almoet forgotten \ nveraation by a in Which certain ty dee a? Ul. place ofa ging { expression, are } A crowd of good-looking young girls get on a street , ett. ji | ear, and their t in llfe seeme to be to tell everybody : ed by dull and endicss to that cas tr affairs, Nobody wares to hear them 7 e ft Bromide and and some yes because they do, Out that t anhed | nukes 1 ved uP reform 4nd are @A. 7 eign T o eo the bitter end, and they are. > King Wife Is ailenced by the Tverybody that hears this kind of t puts the girlie who do it down ¢or @ : ne tored husband, “Cut It out } ary wort, without a cof breeding. ih the Bromid aia a refined w screaming and yelling ber affaten friends aid tn the reat — nce ‘ taiktes ng out the Bromide Club eoupone Cai a cares to do ta to make It consplovons. @he ined aca : andr shrinks trom a¢aWille same old sentences they Dire hank Png ia get Oa 5 a «i and giving them an opp ty to make remarks If you use ready-made conversat! . “Brom ! each ah AD NO = tor w . and it ts an attraction fod Fé ‘ Migtenotgee are @ sourht-afte: lp have. It lw easy t votce if one hasn't b shan you. If you are o BA 2 W wey to Bey old IDEAHE WAS Hit domnetiney do mare to carte sabia > ‘The beauty of the taing in that TOKE ES er people than a pretty, things you will keep stlent, and alle Pape te tata) 36 yon Oh RELePUL i. rtal Jon't be a bore, ere tt is Badly v 1 is an art, corte but to do It with « well-modulated BPR ot orem greee tea ase your Jaws to pt decks decidedly ena, es ‘ + food like « surtim A ateant rd men gay, speaking of a bea i her gum—over and over them STANO UP Bieta pal ingetd eager cts everybody a bloclt chewing-orer-yosr speak them you w ° STRAIGHTS P pe Hor aed fi aaanb ¢ Avi thing tat at CARRY THe ATHLETE" rt © low voice is very chavasing. QnA when some ; ae And the firet thing that c @ mind & the stock of phrases he Cink jaee oe hit e human megaphones to be heard a few feet away, ‘ will wake up will be wore lar, ht chotce diction. ss Ba sii ie BP tin, Have you a friend who {s a Bro ensicciatet aig versation refor upons mide? Ha n one one oo er devel ¥, _ Mlssonpt n napa Rverenern | |, All perplexed young people can ob van png Pore & | PPLICAT FOR SHIP TO THE BROMT | [tain expert advice on their tangled If you think she cares enough for you, 2 ott : | love affairs by writing to Betiy| | 9** her now y o “a be ms Vinee Letters for ner should be tabi ona day Al in express t To sjiremed “to” herry. vincent.| | They Are Young. chs Ged ' ¢ for destruotion 18 byenng World Post-OMce Box 1354, neat ine ew York. Betty | worn-out express I have been guilty of 1 — ST yoar I became sicquainted with | 3 ® young man tn high school We | Names: | |A Little Flirt, went oul together al jeer KEE $ ’ © yw he loves me. He ts going to ook | | f vext year and after that intends Be Net Ew Mant ee am the i i} i oy * < me wid ore his love for me, fe NEV her m right for me to become engi erento isda a y Pade Reesl ed x a for so long & time? Not for words Among the many that the Sulphites of our set have sent > eG! ald La. ‘i tl ‘enti, 11% 1 I keep bim from taking up bie de are Gir Nhiowhiigs "Leck ¢ ver for the last time before they are consigned Wana oxen : - aft tension, oF have bial BEsperes Ry sh to the Bromid Distribution LOAD OF woop fm « titain ht Wie aol unten te see ete rime to Bay yee! or of North Car " nor of Bouth Car ‘ SURE BHEV.L | ms teed oes 2:8 ends COUNTER: SouEt ~ Searicket # LeT You me a Do not hurry things tun ‘t's a long time between ¢ | CARRY VT j she but at times she set | getm through college before you want “The pleasure is all min ‘ | FOR HER! 1 heart-hroker 8. him to propose. “That's how be treated me tm She ts too young to 2-serlqus yet. “Sf champagne was.as cheap aid drink tt She d never go to your thes, Row. | OOO Ue WEE: Do everybody, for eve: dy | ev 4 must make her understand | bear Petry “What good did all of Russell Bage’s money do him™ ~ that, She probably kes you very much ADMIRY « young lady most se ome was never like this | indeed. cerely and she has told me she more To a writer > you make all them things up out of your own head | than fetarne my love... This poems) To an artist: “It m strain on your eyes!” | Shall He Ash Her? |iay tives out tn the country a few peaking of the tem us: “And he never took « lesson tn his lifer | Dear Retty cites, while 7 v6 tb the ty cee On efucation: » “They, don’t teach nothing but a lot of foolishness these days! M a young man of letsure, consider | weeks ago I w her a letter stating: On philanthropy: ‘If Carnegie would give his money to the poor inatead of myself good-looking and have at I was coming out to visit a rele wasting it on Ibraries!" occupatt Iam acquainted with a t { mi a would be a te = ‘ ‘ * hy ah jove: beri f course stating t eof my Peres ee cart ta silk acu hae bs sousue Ties Mie dee - Ane youne gist whom T dent love, bu ot SBuad Wee hany. eaten 8s ——e ——- } A lwho does not return my love. wo =w 1 went out and stay oo Two- <s with N York T. 0. McGill ; C. Jyoung men are trying to cut me out cy with my relative, and on Sat- bu inined PiayleleoWo. CRIT, o-Minute Talks wi ew Yorkers a & < U, MICGLIL) zosns men, are trying (to eet vee melenay’ sign {oat ber, with anotha NIA (THE @tamona! mittee » = Ring no-one finda _{t have much ti ein jetting diamonds.| to make good for the remaining indebt o won't answer, I am almost worried felt w oa as she get eens a @ I eros of |APY trouble to be the possessor of] “There Ww & De Jon between | edness faster than she had been dolne,| to death to know whether she likes an-| Nratred 1 «call gp her > Maiden), “em. the amotions of women and diamonds | si Bhe~tecided f the goods not | over b ¢ thi he Goes me. use | Ought to her again or whit fo: PICNIC Is HERE. | Lane and Nessa widened me teat ie ee gs dra Bg and some very queer stories came out | paid for and came to the office for Freel baer peal ge senlta of proposing to| ner to write PRO TE ROHIE. wat! charged fle them Je ig : eeu abe wert n he in either very tu o ae Streat bolie more | ine seme, a) Ae PACE souns “Was Bik purpose her, I think shé wee-solizing the other| care to nee you. Leave ber alone. @hy SS ie a be id .“Bbe was told that the house would! po ey puld It tor}+ one to write By Nixola Greeley-Smith. Dealers take big chanose in the|poattion as confidential stenograpbar to! tod the woods for six monthe Ie ahe| ee et Doe mm Should F walk Forti aeinnhaitionc y f t 4fedtt Hie Aman on a very ordinary) a oapteln of induatry who hea been | thought she could make payments i tina PEST: The Serihe, The Matinee Matron and The Sweet Young Thing. ialary can make a purchawe on the kn-| riding Gn A Ute wave of mcoma hel ty then. ’ T bb Talk Ite MATINEE MATRON—what 40 you my to my stalment plan ih most of the Maiden | hea teen getting ti wages and, having | “she produced the goods bot yat paid a Vv Se : tatrimony pichie? Wil you evme? dong, the diamond | ne @nd Neesau street housen of dis-| mo one tut herwalf to take bare of, #bé| for with all the emotion of a woman one Ma ene coh ete Ri st ynek ROBT expert, thie morn-| MOnds that would bave made @ man|has been indulging herself in her 1ov@) taxing leave of @ child, and when the By Alice Rohe. THE SWEET aire! * 4 tie | ot Jarge means beware fifteen oF! for diamonds, and in two yeurs has! man a | 1) go to an 4 thi Kut what ts @ matrimony plonic se kieadihiy Sinan Jal vr manager threw them ocardles#ly into a cane system THE MATINEE MATRON (reproschtully)-Don't you How are they) S780 a. bought four thousands dollars’ worth wer. aie fainted dead away, ‘ jtake much t z Oe) ATEN : ti made?’ wo anked.| Tie Process of weekly payenent bas | on which sum she had paid twenty-o ® ordinary wmelling malts 434 gh Bi bites tae : ond th I's a new iden for promoting marriage i become ao univerm chat even minors . oo ve coming \ He of Tou ae t be It's w function thet any-| “BY the women, replied, “and a ke ry hundred dollars and they had @ real faint on { course—who comes under the general| oe Whe Want to do things for tho| iS7 ly © Slamen and pay for It BY | ern captain of industry wold out to hands. A doctor was called trom ae Ms ®) aa thous 4 - jaaie plow ene seaay’ witvall. tia utpena | PONS: | pies larger inter and abe waw out of a rby bufiding, When he brough bags nant | Othe 4g being to bring the mate and female Barkis| “America ia the real diamond market! “The more progrenstys houses will ROL) joy After two or three monthe of idie- | her to whe proceeded to give a very fine to reataurant | othe reads spt! Waren cent #] Of the world. That Is, ¢t tthe greatest | #61! to very youns pec of courwe, | nese wtie found w place at A very fair | exhibition of hyaterioe, and was take night, ow . e chang’ c bis ‘i ine? | dmpurier of dtamonte tn the word t there ere a number of shen WhO) weakly wage, dwt “moshin a that | home to her om, where at sats Picincted twig 5s ‘ Y Sos YOUNA TING—Am 1 willing re T MOFe] And they are no longer the amark of |ATe HOt #o partioaler, and a boy or girl witch phe hed beat petting” The hones |Maved for three weeks with tno ‘ Whe yr etn ’ ig dedi rene | the Every one wears them, and | Who can #how that his or her tamily has | phe hed been buytha from toad ner whe | TE OE Ae in patertouw fmactna tion really fie MATINEE MATRON-Why, ‘nobody evar proposes | ‘Ra Taathods of Mapoaing of Hern huve | any permunency of address dow not! would have to make gouie arrangement |in giaimonts for « fot of humantiy WL ad fim trata to me bi mimnie hor arihveitdaneate mn garth eve won rinokde Saar ean om ns Se IN PRET S Ghe Fond Parent. By H. B. Martin bat uke that ee aca, fu THE BORMTE txnyriitiy)—How a4 Jiminle propose? et Hawe You Met Hing # » dD i yee ae thelr money, fate MAFEEES HATH omTONON aia oe een eee in| Oe POPE, | pitt Bow Moet Bi a eee Bokeat Shad to. Made 4 jong set apeech And wound up with, “Will you be my wie? | | | [Heres THE ' pit THM SORIBK—That's rather unusual these days. But about your matrimony! op pp ang wLemenhert” | BRIGHTEST LAD SAY MY YouncsTER) 1 would ratte ore Smet one pichile, Ate kolng to Gave Juat people who know each otter or gare ieee: Si poh SAIS APU See ne-out-te— . in fe THE MATINER MA t we I'll have But fn St, Lowts anybody | ee Editor The Evening World . 4 THING AY THE. ae friends that's unme t gives peaple a to meet their neal affinities,| The other evening I started trom the nth y are woking, FF w an Iw foolish to sug e few doren people you know mitet Include your | fOrPe of Bay Twenty-third street an DINNER TABLE think such @ decwe Ann & wo when one Rete only» bee Hath evenue Bemeophurst at Sol P ry duotve to ¥~ . ding out ohe has THR BCRITE—So yo you'd better take chances on finding your fate| Mov TY destination being aoe to get. fat mr ave an engnennreat toh end losing your pocket At a promiscuous gathering of people you don't know.| py, “i 5 3 fanbattan vw, de wh ; at Ht. Regis, { don’ THE MATINEE MATRON (sentimentally)—Oh, but haven't you seen a face] with mia pee hacrsgrescso we rir’ Paget « ox {to miss my appointment.” é in A orewd that haunted you for days afterward? weight of forty se asta wan y he | noquires exclusive tantes a 1 1 think not, darling, THE @CRIBE—Yes, once w T was seventeen... wan dark-eyed and| without stopping in reply te me tterce | cy¥oy alwaya were quick to a/X Jooked A Dandit. I raved over him for #lx monthe and walked my shoe! signals, A fitts, lee cromtele nein obit, weren't you, darling? thw . true trying to meet him again, T bored all my friends to death asking them| handed me the same B. RT lemon i et satis soceaalgaais If they knew bin. And ¢ day 1 waiked Into a new delicateason store 70] At last I got a chance to jasn | 4 ‘ epsom "Ap te tae ay re ig hw nity ate | Ath e's hbo wm | May Manton’s Daily F Of DAM An Goren dark-eved voungaters rolling about the floor, My dream of love! Then, teaching Surf avenue 1 waited | ay anton s aly a woe pat twenty minutes by the watch fora Man. wae | 3 THE sw YOUNG THING-—-She fasn't tid you all yet, Ghe wrote a] hattan Bench and Bea Gate car. I wend vuST GUESS MY Bov 1s | sy orHina the ftory about 1. Only in the #tory ake was a crown princes and he was a poor] to East Twenty-fre Winctoents WHAT MY KID ined fies has yer beon man of mood famMly, And she gave up her throne to marry Gim. And she] & few nighta earlier from the sony TOLD ME THIS pie 1 TELL devised 1a 90 ¢ Mory to a magasine for $100 Place Tt took me an hout and cul tor Mn hour and forty : succesat THE KCRIBE—Did the princess write etoriesT minutes Blase the Be RT, thae toe MORNING f biter sp | poya’ wear aa the THE SWEET YOUNG THING-Ob, I mean you wrote It, Henriette under- PSUs the Bridge and rechriatans each | Fussan suit, TH’ Stood pertectly. rooklyn muburb by the inspired name one includes the THE SCRIBE—Just think! If there had been matrimonia! pienics tn thowe|% “Lemonhurat!” | very 1 Gaye we might have met and married, and I'd be selling pickles instead of pick OWNYER HOM. end te suited to Lng my own wi Bath Beach. momt all matertal THE MATINER MATRON-—Well, each of you make a list of six possible Britieh or Bostontant of boys’ wear Mnitios and I'l) invite them, It will happen next Friday. And if you don’t! | the warm weather come back engaged {t will be your own fault, To the Editor of The Rvening Word 1 dat te anne aiaek THE SCRIBE—Whr, Henrietta, I'll come back engaged to all atx i¢ tt witl do| WH readers who have traveliod wattle duci me, tive: you any ‘good. thin dispute: Which people peak a ade pia) ; re ~ ~ better English, the Englishmen or the} cuagtg.Adpe Bomtonicnal aM © 1 any washable fab HEALTH AND BEAUTY. gory ty ; feores American People. | On] MUST TEL SAY, MR PEST, | WANT) | By Margeret Hubbard Ayer. ete ms r a the Evening World | You ABOUT You To MEET MY 1s | y experience in dealing with the FAMILY, You seefae ‘ Would Be Fatter, | Must Always be hacural. Nothing ts 40| Américan paople tn that ee ee fir ARG ny yr Awd a [het tn aves and ae 5, | Dad for the wppearance and general | them all 1 : 7 > AND A. ©.| health as sleep induced by anodynes| ng tne Hime end say they are SMARTEST ABOUT Ue’ Hise, Me shha You smight| or narcotics in any form. ‘The dier | 2! you might just ax we rar! CHILOREN. usefutn can 06 # Apply the} #hould be iberal and should ponais! | CM fn. They kit everybody and even YOUNGS . — - er ek ationing pomade| iMtBely of food containing starch and| themselves ao far’ that they think tne ‘ we | MUAT! potatoes, fresh swoet butter, | have cornered the beauty matke ‘ ch I give you a) milk, ‘cream, frilts cooked and served | the sore too) Pihaprec neat ’ ; mua f and] with sugar, all vegetables containing | praia ay ak (OWard Our friend trom ie ae + sia ig. | StARCh And wugar, suc india. The Gackwar was just rigtit 4 becom i ab osohyen POLALOes, Deana, Youn What he maid about our women's. beau : K gh ront and apawhetti Ho spoke the truth, and for doing a» kers & nit own landiin, | OY#\era, lee creama, a 6» without | thts vagy opt eh ar doing a tro ive oun: mutton PANY: plenty of gutd life and &| tn Md of ours, our x cal NOY aig al ntn a | aera amount of expreies. Bien in| MM 4 heathen and a man who does » w v ted room dO Not believe | Ot Know ity when a ag > GOOANUC “Olt, tour) Anyone -Han-geln-Merh-i there Is an in co ¢ Fit ' yurigen; tincture of| ternal disease, certainly not if there wl MMBRCIAL TRAV ELL IH, ¢ benkoln, one dram; { 28%, tendancy to dyspepsia or iter | Cre ee . = trouble. Where the patient ie plump th rr eta of Pua |g i ange ff HINTS FOR THE HOU four ounces; ol] of neroll, twenty drops. | ether ® |Rymnantic courte tk advined r . Mix an you would any #art of cream) Hing better than bicycling, | For Late Su immediately oVer hot buttered toast, not eh orn , per, ‘ately ot buttered toi a ae ey red . t ‘ and rub gentiy on the arma wnd hands) Course, “mAh aye %, Wenular Hr mnBHe oe we PI arthoetetea | too herd, and eat while it still 18/re prepared, which auick Jone..by| diferent» ye #t Ou Any part you Wiah (0 Increaae the | properly the patient Ie Ndvined to watts one teaspoontul of ulter in the] vagustie jer na eg 6 doug ent ninen put a Need, e ret-claas gymnasium, wubemit t 4 nad piaser without he hot-wate 7 thorough), Add sa me " " “ ages " vt examination and tnke the exerciaen pre. pan, adt one-half teaspoontar or Sweetbreads with Peas. Htabisapoan’ of butter. 6s pei with Batiern S404 ts "p Cure Emaciation, saibed by the attendant phys walt, one-quarter toa fal of paprika HREE niall sweethroads, one tea-_ 1h @8 Bweetdroads . pink n are Sult--Pat : HY Mnasivme, at Moderate priser, | and the same of muntard: wh ‘eed 4 . i : Boy's Russlan Sult-—-Pattern No, 6434 WaW. Le BoTey to foltow thin! may be found in town of Any diee Mh one ayn HST ene sn, AG spoon butter, alt pint beet o | Yerin i | shoge | Fewiimen, Jt bas been a aucessarus | (N° sountry.” Where the development \n | i iP of cream or rich milk, then,add| [ Yeul broil, halt teaapoon browne gue Suisse. {Mushrooms with Bacon at nd Sa eNe at puide to Increasing fewn; Ab swinmioe Myth yf ani me ey aie My ” , pe Sat pet flour. Put the butter into dish aud ad BAT the’ whites of with N senda Sy stk Gall or send by mall w THE NING WORLD MAY MAM~ Muse freedom ftom care and anxiety. | Walking is Alwaye wholesome: The | cut Into Dite wna let 10 teat cate eee [aMcetbreada, When they, haye apaors four tablespoons RP wow te fi ABHION BUREAU, No. 8 West Twentscthind etreet, Mew’ tan hours’ slag out of qvery PAtlenl who wished to galn flesh on | wd the well boatan bind at melt, then} the Butter add the Drath, alt, white #uger; beat unt te thee ee a rie t OMAR Fo” Bend ten cente {n coln or stampa for eAoh pattern ordered, ead ao Pettey SS oF Ba i ae a wns be | ie hod ‘y i teoey hha Fe enati |Repper and four, When the broth aut INO & pwatry bag, press on paper! My it ie done add =i DIPORTANTWrite your name and addrem plainly, godt! 4 5 a1 maMent and them fold sedvowd one-half tur te oomtente off rings the aise of « walnur And dlaee! ang try slowly Mware apecity alae wanted. ~hiten Of Lie ougm, Demian Mit: pourl ine chafing isd ino the dish for gery. i Osh 60 make @ ring, Brown in @lalbia Berve as bot as pos aa