The evening world. Newspaper, August 4, 1906, Page 9

eRe © Qe 4 ¥. ; . ~~ 7 « ‘Talk about Wise Men of the Fast? THE CHOR U G IRL_—B\ Rov, ty Met arde} of “ Them Western racing men can nurse a ~ « * ‘sl 6 six hh Illustrated by R. W. TAYLOR. S ate books dll rail prmppety elles on LDH DOES HT AIDED HOHE ODE DOH CHONG Bg eee : ) ; re have sof, hands.’ ' i sé » f a “Real ealiors haven't soft ty a : a = - - 5 ands, BF HIVER \ (THAT!S, THE dayw of hardening the hands rethi TOPLIGHT h / \ VLAR ACID “TEST, ® ob & rope ‘Cheerlly, my Indal ea thts is’ DEAD ‘EASY, / \BARNACL FOR PRIVATE } Rs aN are all “= in the discard, tld the my bE Pay) | but the gailant saffor boy of to-day e 1 > TECTIVES | \ kept busy sbovelling coal or else ‘ na & machinists understddy & eRe POOGGOA DOSES ‘ « “T's awful to be poor, but yon ain't + bothered by detectives with a report + telling time and place when you took a highball or said ‘Ah there, Peaches! BOODWEINS 19K aarynd idea that rat Into ‘round with @ track-wulker « * Ughtening bolts or hammering ing rivets Imek—in pines. Consequently the jolly miijor boy of to-day has hands ie « boller r nl just a8 hard as old Oakum 1] yelon bar and rope- 1 to have, So Old Man Moneyton pipes all the new jollies on bis yacht up be- fore him and makes them scratch a match on the palm of their t eant Hehe tt the firet box it's walk the é\ Kid, aut the quee jARIGHT! J f tha _ é 1 t ‘ atoga buckle ~ the short rite He had sion ther € , * by nt y pully, A . The Evening World's ! plank for them. only feels .mnfe afloat, and why on ¢him nights when we're cruising up the stamtt Sound he } permite the Jap Janterns to be put over the electric fleck lights, has the | piano bronght up from the asloon and lets Dopey McKnight pound ft to pulp while Amy and 1 two-step and sing “The bee that gets the hon-e-eey doesn't hang around the bive, And the man that makes the mon- e--0-e-ey'a got to worry, work and strive! 3 You can’t get no hon-e-e-e-ey busein’ | ‘round this room, Uniews you flop your wings you're | _#Wine to get stung soon. } The bes that gets the h doesnt Tang Erowid the hiver “It's an awful thing to be poor, |.perha.ps,..bnt, then you_sin't. by private detectives who lave & written report telling time and place when You took a highball or said ‘Ah, there, Peaches!’ to the girl who would be a Dionde, “Mamma De Branscombe saya per- “Old Man Moneyton feels safe only on board his yacht. Even there, If a new man Is taken on, he has him brought up on the bridge and put through the spotter-and-privatedetective test. He makes him scratch | Abs sine $0 Barston: rel i iis @ parior match on the paim of hie hand.” cent motives are gun-thy ‘eve day says that, “Mamma De Branscombe says no-; “Time was, she says, that any {n-) 6o many private detectives out free-| finding out something about him!) only safe on pomrd his yacht. cent motives are gun-shy these days, can nurse! body but a mother knows what a|pocent girl could accept any invita-|lancing that a cab rie through the! that will be worth money, and big. “Even on his yacht he Inspects the| “So that’s why she etays in town and burn mother's feelings te, and che has her! tion to wutomobile rides and din-| park with a generous gentieman looks! money, that will be paid t crew constantly, Bo ne a tig. tho ne ch ee he books ll you can, smell the daughter to watch, and if | was her| ners that came her way, but now) ike @ funeral party hurrying back! don’t snitch tf the report is placed) ts taken on he has him brought up| ley during the day while we are smoke, while these Eastern horse- d she couldn't look after me| when she gets them she must holler re the rain storm, | before the victim full of scare-tesd) on the bridge and put through the) searching for songs, or falling seleey nd owners wonder why er for help and her chaperon and ring, ‘Old Men Moneyton told us him-| statements PM nea Nel iN rea Pig epg raat ite ll gh But she don't think whe can go| “And that's a true bill, because T/ fn a lot of her friends, who will try. self thnt there isn’t a man in New| “Why, they've got Old Man Méney-| “Don't you know what that ist|Old Man Moneyton’s yacht on these +o Saratoga this season because Amy! cant Ketan invitation tovent out but) to win away the goad thing, 4{ she! York worth a million or over that! ton so buffaloed that he's afraid to| Well, this 1s how Old Men Money-| pleasant summer evenings when i De Branscombe and I are arranging what she counts herself in on {t, and| has any regard for her good name. | isn’t followed around by a squad of/| be alone’ {In fhe dark with hts con=) ton telts tt! gee ; Rusa ;to go into vaudeville in a sister act| when a chaperon insists on coming) "To be seen with a new face only| Pelt-eppointed gumshoe gen, Who science. He eate crackers and miik,| ‘A spotter fa a loafer; loafera| “Say, don’ the news from and original lines along what can @ young girl do? means « fr ndel, and there is sre shadowing him in the hope 0! shuns the society of ladies and feels’ never work; loafers that never work make lovely long-distance reading?” for in fizuri and the best dispoal huabani’s Look win ev two bas a yin for the Spa, be- yw some Wee thi sh 8 “Talk about wise mon of the East! ‘TO MAKE THE FOREARM SHAPELY FOR ELBOW SLEEVES.|TWO-MINUTE TALKS WITH NEW YORKERS. By T. O. McGill. ‘ erate, and the facts are there to be Oonerved by any whe rides in the Sub- way regularly. “What is one man's lone ts another | oeNn's gain ln mom cases; and while hate {0 #94 any food busines lows Siinmer Playlets—No. x: ; The Fashion in Brunette Show Girls, | | morntng, ike the one ot Yoaterday taken e Otfference to the cash draw By Nixola Greeley-Smith. The Matinee Matron, The Scribe and The Sweet Young Thing drying r hair after a dip at Manhattan, B—Well, wh won't have to Gye our hair this “I FAIRLY enol ot Aubway of monky, M always please ue steady pa- EE MATRON (who does tt)—Why, fram $80 do $1,060 trome o note the empty seats when we in the hour be #0 down In the stations fn the morning, tween TA. ML and 10.90." wld Bowery Bennet, an expert puditot, this mort Ang. Just that Bawah Pverett Rice, che Ager, sayn thet coming fasnidng in show itis nette. He also mays there is a show girl advertised for twenty the other Gay and number applied for the ja Of these only for we may enjoy the sensation of @mt- | ting downtown rapidly end with com fort and have room to wretch out our | ArT when we open our papers. and are not bothered by the ‘how’ who crosses pe foot over his knee and tries to wipe hamieneenecaukiny nis #hoes on our troveers Uae balun oe tng, or eves a| “Wo have the experience to chert | cloudy, humid morning, people nna it) > & age Towees wi much mone to thelr notion to get on a | C7dtons, when one never seems to.be eurtuce omf ot thé fire corner they | able to met @ seat, mo matterieties or reach than to walk a Mttle further to | Where one ete on. = wet into the Mubway, where their im-| “What with the loss of that, money aginationa get to work at ones and |e hot.snorning tn the summer they are apt to think that they are got | thé growling that rose on, it inno a tah vac whee ake eae Ger they ara worklog niyhtiand day ito “One fulrly cowl morning, or one that | Pit-te-ratriverstor pianteundbtow-fangy threatens to be rainy, they hurry on | #nd’up-dreughts!” 4 and for eighteen rears blondes to be the peroxide Juno her reli ‘Then came the rage had typhoid fever, 1 was bald an untistakadle reddish tint. ordinary brunettes are t never were. T . her. skiif\lly tinted locks with satis to be as matute made yout Look at me Tve neve my balr @ ae qi vars eusts See | 89 tie Gubway. ‘he Subway oun seed SCRIA (ae abe And Tae Bweet Young Thing ¢ ¢ ot fity-two persone and on an averag: 5 pai f tLictn the course of @ dissatisfied éxiatence I've wished | you'll find Ofty-two standing tn each of What Father Does, « J wan taller or fatter or thinner or paler er foster, but I've never once been | Ove oars af every express crain going OTHIORS may talk, \ work, jatruget ieee Th ns dowetown eround the ruwh hour tn the to make thetr ena models by rut MA MATRON (supercitiousty)—Abd have you any better reason morning when thewwather tp cool On which to shape a newshew wenfend for that t r usua anure anything that appertaina to yout a hot morning one may got 4 weat'in |g hw earth Bat the Dovte work’ “tw tn Pasivehlay Oh, yea. It saves 8> much trouble, A brunette most any train, the man whos bis father,,end thetboy nan treat a man with “the toat casual, Unsysteriatic scorn, but she will never Taking me An averge £10 a car Of | helteves that, whatever,mayloe «ighbon \ ees > that her coldness Ie Just Hike @ Httle furry of strap-hangers’ of ‘dividend payers,’ as| @undave or at prayer time, m of the notion bee : over : furnace of Veyuvias, No matter how she treats they are ca) And multpty tt by he | iat aro really good, that resily/eoumt en 7 the masculine predisposition to Asvume that five cars to an express trata, and mult |in site, ere whet . him she hun, owlte t ——— tather does. ail brunettes are intense. Even if you tell him you utterly deapise his sex; that ye Lage ply that by ewenty trating an hour for | sayw we Ramer, fie have pever loved and never intend to, he will merely smile = fatuous wmile DEV CIO RES Theyjf Pole |tree hours and a half, and thea id | dow whseh datines tie wen aay, “Nobody with your ayes And your mouth and your hily con make me HE elbow weeve, presostbed by ALT approximately the scattertnw buniness | $e boy shall Bork, « Latleve that!” What can you dot fashion, 1s @ rigid test of beauty. x loat- on the locals tn the same hours, | whet tethde done ry ; THY MATINEM MATRON—You can quit taking people in earnest when ‘The girl with the wkinny, fursy, content the wa, Pat, he Yee Me | end you'll the sum te consid-| iy the end of the i they're “kidding” you, for one thing. Td @ wreat deal rather people woukin’t | motted forearm one “eee fence it ert ous of @ tax upon the muscita | - T . 1 don't think tte respecttul— dows ls at a eore disadvantage Yer ROC. come 5 2 , Lot the left arm M M , D il FE hi at Bi et WET YOUNG THING—Don't you worry, Henrleita. Nobody ever| the remedy is in her own,bands The Agata! wan Kitt Mela dele nen, penation rau. ‘be ay anton’s Daily Fashions ean A vars sree: penne oe whete she ad, CP Cpl FLT. manly kept up, @ food plan being 40 0 toh N Qoridiing)—Of ‘course, &f you're going to wat per- | mm ot tor half an hour'or ao every morn- BSHAPELY, THE MATINER MATRO} OF all the many exercises recom- | to overcome this detect, try batiiiy ) the bal] aa for the more usual strokes @onal— ae . | een oe Soreaxen ae: » BON@ | the ball Agaitat a conrenton! wall, ua | «f &o the wide THE SCRIBD-Women never are anything eles, But what's the wie of! is ao good as tennis, played in modera-|ing the racket entirely with the left | ‘This ja an exceedingly dimoult thing , warrelling about the merits of blondes and brunettes when We can ei! be elther | tion, silent ate bd garth ustiate ann, and trying to get in all the im 0 40, * ; «i women who Tmo in’ for matches and | suk strokes, particularly the ches whic! | of the equal ektll—try “bat | Al dated us int who play consiantiy—are api <0 over |o by the name of “pack-arm ecroKet, | villng atrowew in the gains at this wall with the + ———- eve ate cake the Philadel ey | And whlch consist in dringizg the arm] When you frat try it wish the ler . . ing dhe left, saye the adelphia North | gcroas the body and turning the wrist, | arm, your main. exercise be runni he 'e prac re o with ac arm D BEAUTY. American from wien ‘the accompany- | with a singlo, swift motion, so that the | after the balls you mim. ns chey re | tail k wondors by the end of | ‘ | . Ing Wustrations are reproduced. mame aid of the racket ty presentet tol bound from your firmt, straight mroke * a rn two, By Margeret Hubbard Ayer. {3 h ; enough to diister and akin the face in E I [ y VINCE NT? Qg 9 c | Chamomile as a Lightener. average cases. It may be tnoressed or u 9 on a ERBEY ree “| reduced in strength dy adding to or a Get some che | taking from the amount of bishlonide > - . x . Pe PpRe : | ‘ momile Nowers| of mercury. Do not forget that thie last 4; aN BEWARE OF ‘* FATHERLY" INTEREST. a of your drumeist If) ingredient is a powerful poison and | HERP ts nothing that the girls of to-day who arecarn- of her correspondence I imagine he has) tO neglect me a If he does, I cer. | " «. you do not cultivate) should be kept out of the reach of chil. | fog thelr own Living whould be #0 careful about ns| boon making desperate tove to the girl.| tainly should remain a . 4 the herb, Moke #/ dren and ignorant persons “fatherly” intereat. Now fam wondering where I come in | 4 ateong teq with| To Whiten the Neck. I ghia ktnd of thing 8 belng thrown at you very torettly| Do you ‘suppose thirty atacde any They Have Quarrels, them, Ong efter) RWTo Whins fa wae thie “ou may make Up Your mind tat sowmbody alse needs itl chance gainat sixteen? 3ULIA 1! pear you have thorough) se) i ‘Tane banagd Gear nd ought to be wetting ({—and jan’t, qt he Woesn't love ber you ate dving Y younectheaaata r one y Waehed and pari Ryn og Mee ve an Fatherly” tnterest fe a very unatable compound, (he best thing you could do, and 1 t ss “ inked your Dal MP |e deen, and for every five ouncer ot We can never tell when it te going to give out or tura| gont peliove tw doen, Bf you are eure a“ 14 ani $ it dh the ton, leave | Tyr ahd pulverieed borax, 17 greiva: Into someting else: that he would make you teppy go B00 ing it in for woveral haha oh & ® grains; tincture of If you seo it coming your way so that you ean notice It} gong t enous " moments Be sure | ewe sa 4 | anf you a1 @ sensible girl, you will immediately “‘side- ‘ rn zy te ok | ies 92-8 ORR nIS Uneture of ae top.” She Was Neglected. 41 “ that the roats of| Soin, ¢ Grama; rows water, 1 pint, atix ato. . 7 - - e Was Neglected. 4 : heir Are renched. Oty in the] tnor yank apply 860 or three | v | For no girl knowa what tt will ao nar the extent thereat, |UC " d Fee ‘ # ine a as AGH... Gatos . . dimes & day wnlll Che stale le removed. What you want 1s the wholesome love of some nice, healthy boy whose lity| bya 3 with \ - 428. relia ihe te pot more thin half over, end who ean go hand tn he ‘ wah BOUT @ year ago I we an ex =v aw i » “Ww ‘ yar{e 44 Inches w plain each. For Freckles, —— youre and not ¢eel that ' is all an old atury, curvion with a gentianan and b A , repel ey 3 and 33 past menmure MAI DION .—Hore ia a Bleach, R,~Hlere ta & bleach for frecklow — | acted very nicely s face: Bichioridé of mercury and brown apote! Bichloride or She Is Thirty. ing It I heave faller mck te Tove] gue anothen Ali > npen t rious toa hoa rye T THE RVENING WORLD MAT Mane? ocorse powder, 10 grains; din- 4 Meroury th cosrée DOW AW, wight 1 with him, Now I find that be left ® pest of the w An this axcurd yw c ’ How t@ Pon pasHION HURKAL LL West Twenty-third street, New i . 1 water, 1 pint, Agitate the two to-| ersine;) witch hase, two OUNCE; TOMO) Door matty’ dwoetoart of axteon in Dia home towh 4 guing out thie year and h oo as " ' mak Obtale York Bend ten cents in coli oe etampe for each pattern. ondeced, hy il & complete mlution Is ob-| water, two once Agitate until @ wo-) » AM young looking and thirty, Liv-| when he came to New York, ThiA RIM. a (o wo Wit Dim, Fas a le vheae IMPORTANT-Weite your name and Address plainly, and ' ‘over the attwotea fame house is @ man of|/ who dan't at all #vod locking. writee| ay whether I whould go oF ‘ trae Patiorns : ove-halt ution ing to the rho | pene , oe niwayr apecity aise wanted a h whe haw been | then letters declaring Der love for him DOWN HEARTED. rei wo nyuch sow at wt his know ih every ithe, ond fromthe general We X Ahould And out wireiler he latend# aire opportunity for {f then, you i | , da lA ht Ain