The evening world. Newspaper, August 2, 1906, Page 11

. The Evening uth Akh J ja hd | Magazine, Thursday, August 2, 1906. DO VYOV VSE CANNED CONVERSA TION? wow! (T'S ‘Too HOT [BY JOVE, F TO FISH HLL GO bbe iid PADVICE | By Roy L. McCardell. OVER WHERE THE J\T SuRE 15 to BOYS ARE AND Hot! HEY? THE W va ANLY WOMAN. Rest! NE ow a ** * making good because Always Say the Obviows Thing—Hright People Like Us Who Make Von i whe talk it (for a few moments) oF versation Out of Fresh Ingredients Are “Sulphites,” but if You Use kt " tie Trite Sovings and Time Worn Commonplaces You Are o romide. | The Highbrove, Led by Getett Buryees, Ave Arrayed Agsinst the Low brows, Who | | ] OW, wéille ali the sociological doctors are concos , koaw a “o ures that no oGe wil use for the social ills we suffer ' it Knows it work, poveety, ain, dirt and cruelty, tnhumanity, who talks well About tieee things may be Aleve t ew and amusing, but she should t m untit phe is forty vrutaditythe Highbrows among us have decided that soolety la not divided into rich and poor, bad and good, ugly and hendeome, pleasant and unpleasant, meat-eaters and vere > \ th be ties tn men Mek out a ite Biueiyed, Ouity pny rf Ker n-geod wife for a staterman or a polithtan, but what No, they, the Highbrows, led by Gelett Burgess, have q ae Tanai ie : een 9 made @ chemical analysts of humanity and have resolved —— ne ror ‘ itty aha ada Jakes it into two elomeents; Into “Sulphites,” sold; and “Bro- ped va bey Heder ll ak jen! Would mides," alkall, eh nie - ar bt beng Tho “@ulphites" are those who do not use canned conver- A tke to ciate 4 nad police nt rain itl sation that has been put up for those too dull or lasy to | culttvate thelr braine and raise fresh gardon-sase thoughts, ee nite to be LOVED she » 1 fot aipire to cleveraueks 28 ‘The “Brom{des’ are the bores that have no uttered {dens iia ‘ehbaict Inve the aun veer Auch. Hookaee’ we: al io cea GO ON, MAN! WE SAVED IT FOR: ou- SEE? Go ON, Blk, IT'S COD AS ICE NOPE! NOTHING bog I'M bial ‘ own. Convermtion with « “Bromide” te a process [DRINK UP, BILL, ITLL taing the fu 8 of no other cella of the brains. bo you GooD The atands the acid test, however, He will use no phrase that has been uttered beforo, regarding conversation as he regards his toothbrush, faror or towel, something individual and of his very own. Are you a “Rulptite” or are you a “Bromide? Have you n food job from which there ia no danger of your being fired? Tave you a wealthy wife or a Moh father or @ atated Income, and can worry | Yourself about nothing, having nothing to worry you? OF are you so poor that you need not worry about work and can sft around #3 of plere tn the city, oF in front of the village nr fence. In rural @tstricts, and arbitrate the troubles and affairs of people whose nam VT CERTAINLY DOES LOOK native coop «To ery mo MEF= On 7 WELL 4 clever as it In * allows be and t makes him morw ate self to be too much #o he won't be able to love a fit who only tries to be a successfit woman (without the Mttle joe that sometimes travel witti the sex) and « manly man Will Be he clovereat man and Womat in the world, and their happiness te kely to Inst. ond Ie able to keep one to Know ts back to the man I All perplexed young people san ch fiat expert daVice on thelr tangled jlove by writing to Betty| | » Aentinien or w 7 Al f the new | herd, Soe Des ar more proaperous times i Evening World Post-OMce Box pay . to thin one I have ure classes you can listen to what you say Brom|de Ir YOU EVER YSE THMSE TOU ARE A BROMIDE any one cD MAIDEN. the one you s one to marry now the misery ‘ New York. and ne és HERB A | Ty a What Are Her fies? tees ‘ “Well, te it Sot enough for you sain T one eank epuatenttiy ee take my annual bath whetherd need ty or no ’ vex wot She Gets Jealous. these shoestring Jiers make @ living? I never eee anybody buy < t thet." Whe Mt e with a girl and whee =a me tating oo anetaer git electric hair!’ * Jealous and quarrels with Thaw was'a poor man he'd go to th 1 to erewpwente Mans dpaggie © (This of Bromide goes with every : — ) WHAT ak NO USE-ITAKE IT BACK!) me about it Ia this kind of « @irt Fits was ten yeare younger he'd ick the whole bunoht” MAT Bey : : worth ha wut » but tt pours MY Wife ~ WON'T She's gainer troublesome, Tm ans don't know you till around election time” LET ME ' px Jealo |) ftom cnet he “Leta pave @ good time while we're ivi we'll be « long time dead.” ‘o should be. You sotees “\ rose between two thorns, ladies.” (This formula always when sitting de- She is quite rare. Which Shall She Marry? Oe Waitt were Laan |Lobes Her Professor. Dear Betty the principle of the thing. them ignorant foreigners: Dear Bei AM very much in love with my [ms a Sustness college There cousin. Who la ‘several. years ieiiey “Tt waan't the money I kicked about, it Ww nats ruining this country is letting tn are if ladies of title in England do emoke cigarettes, I don't think ts a young gentlemen teacher at and ‘very wealltiy Me, in tarn, ie this college with whom I am very ts love with another girl and another much tn love. He treats me very nicely OW ts in love with me. Which woul and pays a little more attention to me |*O% aiviee me to marry? than to the rest of the scholars, as I . PERPLEXED. ave known him longer. I hear he ie in| You can only marry the one thes Jove. with @ studant whom I have seen ee ae ee and has her picture In hig watch. People aay she te not nearly ae pretty ‘Shall She Speak? aa Iam, but is a regular prig. Now, tear Uetty how can I find out who he really likes? | AM in love with @ gentleman seven peare never repeats.” nak “Tt always reine when you don’t é y to college just rut bulld up than to tear down.” Bryan will be our next President @ an umbrella.” him." “Old John D, Rocke’ 1am nearly finished sooo! years my senlor. | have beard from TROUBLED LASSIF. some person that he has shows Make yourself as attractive a9 You great love for me. Now I know from iJ can and give hin a fow opportunities ifs rules of etiquette that ttie-etedye———_— EE FIs to talk to you, That is ali you can do. |pisce to apeak firat. He epeaks to me “Bamines. ‘Play Jete-—Nos XVOI1, Tabby ; : abby Talks os a 2 a ae By“Alice- Rohe, |Lore.or Money? oecaionaliy aad ta a wary gaamat MAN LOVES ACC ORDING fe COW morning, YOU made youreet, What wa it, cob juat onn't dé 1 Tou don't snow how ) tt | : wrcue s 4 leche a the Gi Avast be WO5S ORT TO HIS PRO OFES SSION race sie, deat, bat don't Ye Sa months ago T gave up the 46 |e me to spent. Do fou think 1 woald dear! You | tom doliannet” T feel about it I wouldn't have the Pardon ime, dear, but don't you quaintence of a YOURg MAN TI0v®? >be ynecuraging tim too rite “Oh, that was Just an unpretentious |Gourage to Wear shoddy materials” (smell gesoline? Heave how hor yee loo sod 3 o sesaice Wouug, | ROuie gown, darling, It'a the preten-| “Of course recognise the tact, dear, |ribie! Oh! you've just been cleaning | ¢ rae iyrag pg Joa brat Met EO ON ae at Met envy yous Loup clothes tn chasp materials that that It must be an effort for some pro- your glover you? 1 really ‘not allow It [am going |. tt Would hot be giving nim noe betng able! to wear YOU succeed in carrying 0 well, You | ple ty look weil even th axpensive | didn't chin ow t can't mah now, but do Hot puragemnent fo speak politely te 5 | actually wear them. with as myeh non-/clothes, but | never knew you tried.” the oor of ite oe tae es an now, on ven You see him, Don't eet oat ove cheap clothe chetance ax If they werw the real thing | “Mrs Brown Jones was saying only the you haven't stoves, dturling libfed hn: Mineo h ties When Lescere th shewe tt dx Sigs and att {iL look pre Inmead of tmitation. How do you | other day, dear, how wel you managtd Gloves and shoes are my pet fads | sentanie, With M& | go 47" to carry thoge cheap gowns, Bhe maid have oveans of them: TWO- MINUTE TALKS sweetheart, f wold — -T wasn't aware of my wiility in that you Gid ft #9 well thar oalf the men Well, dear, speaking of cheap things de Impossible (0 ainection, dear. But you ought nat to Wouldn't know the difference, Kitty J preter to have one pair of fine shoos WITH NEW YORKERS wear anything Dut wueparnge yourself ao, eweethenrt, I'm | M4 NONE of the men tn YOUR eet to two of cheap one But. of coure | the most eXPEnSVe gure you alwaye appear ae though you Would know the differyncs. Isn't whe Hy f ender 1 can't tay ar Jothes. You feady were trying-to look your best. You are | comical?” wnt a eee 1 must hurry, 1 By T. O. McGill. By Nixola Orestéy-@mith, The tetinee Matron aud the Serie, ready for @ trip to the beach nud walling bnpatiently for the Sweet Young Thing, who @ writing a | . i | j MATRON (fanning Matiesmy)—Waren, ie MATINER J ferite—Yes, but 7 don't ind, Whon the sas warm as this ( becomes ridieulus, I am reconciled to dolng any work ex when the ther . @ wd it's too hot for everything else are fortunate not to blame for not wearing cheap| “Yes, Kitty t# comical One t nt for luncheon The Yweet Youog ‘Th ne (wrfiing in the next reom)—Do h, Tdon't KNOW, | clothes wel Geny that after looking at her 0: Re I darling | (THE bn ne bat o bulletin that } int ‘ een or a 1 larjing. You looked very nice, (ndesd.| put, ewestheart, that'e fist the | Poor thing! She's always ready wi sak bo territhe after the 18 onttian {opti tt wid In the way » Matinon Matron—With an “a” That sounds ike @) 15 gat tittle brown gown of youre that’ p i never wear cheap clothes, | some Observation about men. isn't #heb gone! | saeny-atiet om with ble scream fast ae strong letter to nw | kind of & man w r vf them, and T've' sean bie — The Bice: Young Thing (shortly —It Unt. It's thtenwe M The Variet Meet O 4 ‘Dug’ beat ump up add down juat ke « jumping at, hover wean a love ietter in my atte LETTERS FRO ‘PESTS e Variety You Meet On mio Tick and. laagn till the tears othe ‘ 4 : sora, heap ; sn—Than there's lots of fun tm store THE PEOPLE. & Broadway This Time of Year. 4 By H. B. Martin, sald Omer we, down hit cheeks when = else quate wr yOu, & town drunkard awd to the clenxymen who| * } Harrigan, who haa ®%# 6otne on and the New Yorks made «run. 1 have never minesd him Tain ow bine any day I have been on Guty. # drink in hie Hye! ‘There w no keener | a Aetatl co Keep the rooters In he FP he had never I whould say there wast in Ute than that of coming to after the com- | CERTAINLY’ Mave GOOD ‘The Music on the Blooks na jamb! a love [ettoperttoutarty of the popslass. fare | To the Béttor of The Ivening World | 1} LAST YEAR: ae ass When it's raining be carries an um weli-forever pore_and realign Ubat feAl tears ae Coursing Gown—yewe-oheake| 1 —kovwr What —yumker— thet FOUns-) Snes 1 WAS THE Ne iptaes Ke olla and wears rubbers, and the water and that you are sending @ real henrt-throb acrom thousands of milea, woman on One Hundead and Bixth ee om Dring TUM don't get too plenty in the, etree te ‘The Matinee Matron—I got A from a actor onoe—of course, it| PtTeet. between Hroadway and Amster yi wer_by ery. UN- | evap Riu aecay } w he aud he loved mo with @ Florentine | J#@ avenue, yell (my wife don't all it} j sed trollAy. CATH, VAMobNAE tallow that comes KiNMy singing) “like somebody was murdering Jand tneo masiderate Wagon drivers ore every nice dag (ha Theres-a Mew ——— 5 ata vane orenay? hor every evening. the man that “Now over there by the curt ts an ark game on in that oF {fehow. tems eumfhy, you know, were—well I suppose he! Plays “"Waiting at ¢ Church’ on o | the President | ing umainet the City Hall fenow He ra weg ashi hat ef fife in the same block, Ho's a wonder, 7 an old soak. and I never saw Ri why, you know what Florentine frenzy moana, What difference doce tt DRUM MAJOR MIKE. | | downtown, and or enoUR bo Teoowniae any’ | kn wo recognise anything to J “en A Point in Bookkeeping. | took @ vacat nis a way; but he sabes thas ow know, an actor making love In pral tife must be en Interestin y tne: esha eng ; Yith tis pcre agi Ai ratctatee To we Editor of The Evening World | | noon that a New ¥ letin and he stands tere ¥-partiouiariytt-one were. _ we ; Will some hookkeoper settle this ques- | | ne ete t the only elgn that he 3 would always be saying to myself, “That's Wie spoech trem The ter wet wt Rose = : ; rt Dina rate Hitgence tett that few feats Ee Se ce ated eed he mething else.” Tt won! on; W you bays added un” your i — ‘ “gg Fy ouuthen o Atlenent his emotion: roceases ‘and. tabulate them ac- books at the close of the day~that ts, ety ay Lap ge a - re or iN wfler you have added the dedvor and Soe npn ; eR ‘i lereditor aide—if you find you are night | THIS SEASON \ ne Matinne an-On, you're alwhys trying to diesect something. Actora| Cretitor 1F THEY CAN i i Sy RL atau ckart rer etre in the addition, but you are short, say TWILL BE FER- ney SERA i ay I anton’s al y as hions The Boribe it ail man don't make love sitké, do they? Tt poame to me q| Ri what is Une way to tell where the TURED AND Nr PLAY OUNG girls are man's profeerion + hie loteraking You could almost guess what a man‘s|‘ifference is? On what exie, debtor or THEN STARRED. always ready to ; Business ts by his method of making love, creditor? For tnatance, say you are . ¥ ‘ 7 eeize upon any ‘The Matinee Matron—For instonce? $510.60 less “Dr.” How can you: teil. It te gatletactory iy The Boribe~-F noe, doctors, ‘They ate apt to make @ very eptritual| on the “Dr.” aide? Or, say you want a | in drema, wind of love, with rove-wrenthed phrases and ali that sore of thing, You see, our| “DF” for .@. how do you Know it te) Poter Pan shirt material aclves have lont ealue to ther from too familar knowledge. Clengymen, | te “Dr.” instead of @ "Cr"? | have met witt @n tha-coptrary, whore plofeansion denin wholly with our soule, are apt to ber “real AMATEUR, approval. Gevilleh” tn thetr lovemaking You ean always tell an author by hia dot-and- tte Can't Keep Time. - | + the two tuc carry-one atyle. He mys something cleverly emotioaal, but you know you are of The Evening Wari¢ | each front that pro tmerels the dhance recipient of tt, and that's tts teal destiny, ex well ay that of ng man twenty-three yeare | vida Genomiag fl Ae qnsything worth while you may, ts hie next book Newapaper men remember the a gradyate from a grammar soheol, eas and.can Lad <i"? professional prosept to tell the mory in the Arwt paragraph. You're mot tn J not keep time with a maroh or | from: emer hie FPF Goudt five minptes as to thelr eentimenta, if any, vith music played on any instrument | lawns, batiatos ‘The Sweet Young Thing-—1 wouldn't waste a much philowophy on us tt 1) Wien at school, and cannot now. ds the ‘ike on re Ves were AIS XS | ‘Tell me if Jutgrent hae two “ee or one and then I'll be roady. there any woy, readers, whereby I oan re ~ ~ alightly. Lely a a nee | ROqUIFG BA) OAR fo MUBIC Or thiythim | Rae sett ras, "ih tance without taking @ musical course, which i ‘ pique, In th ——“HEALTH AND BEAUTY, [sstWiieniwerney”| d feecintt | iy | ih ea a = __} 7 tiene te arent = * “American Woman’al Weird Iden. | LE?rEeRS yy 2 tety blue te and By Margeret Hubbard Ayer. ‘To the Kéiwr of The Byecing World: ff belt, but in addition Wil you allow en American woman to the plain materials For a Bald Spat. uncer; fluid extrect of Jaborandi, 2| to agree with the Giekwar of Baroda tre are many dotted ones that afe much Ivama, Agitate ingredients til! thorough | that American women are not beautl the tonic well] 2, nAerPorated. Apply to the eyetrows| ult The sverase Amerioan woman ts Into the taid | “8 the Brush and to the lashes witti| a pumile of nerves, jaded, thin, « poor Eh. Besides. use uny Sewennr Paintbrush, The talker, fat Ghesved and with poor teeth. uah must be freed trom any drop and| The fonglimn of Canadian woman is A. 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HINTS FOR THE HOUSEWIFE. di horwushly AvpW Might wd munning if ies date tie | BOGS a Vindienne, ier, «| live Omelet, |Potato Curry. Pineapple Ruche. posahytirs ia day. hile ee 7 BAUR Sea eam ey Ald? can mushrooms. quarter oup| 7) Old? potaties, onion, exit amt pep-| q NE oup tapioca, three-quarters cup Of [OUrieen ABE wR: ; ‘ ; ‘ . ewe-A P| teen yen Mi Shi t Jouse—Patt 6. B44 For Brow and Eyelash, for’ are hele vally “God S: vanlenpoentul ot big plier Olives (plaka oF stuffed) and cream. Der, curry powder £0 taste, gs ANd wugar, thkior the aise of « walnut, oer Years of ae af Shirt Waist or Blovee—Rattonn Netitts ©. M—Alere te the eyelash ana ove-| Wants a Tan Color, 4 Bot, als ithe 2 Pr et ig he Chop tho @ivew and mushrooms Dread crumbs and gravy. ‘Mach one oup of pineapple, two cups of Tall or vend by mall @ THE EVENING WORLD WAY Mane brow grower you request. eta par . bitter p i madd and beat In enough atrietty swee cream | cold ‘potatoes with minced onion, salt, | water; soak the teplooe in the water pew te TON FASHION BURKAU, No. ii West Twanty-thind strode, Demet ‘ { Ah sa CAN got of & rélinble dar ml ‘roi ‘Miowing W make « paste; season! make A plaln | pepper and curry powder & tate) form | over might, let tt warm ehrwly untll If ” York, Send ten o io colt oF atarnpe for eneh pattern orders be * at abvien ative lt for con © wryase paint the | (0. simmer, tender, thes "but, th omelet, ond just before serving fold in) Ato wm) bade with egy arid breed | cleare then aid #ugor, butter, pine ‘Twene DUPORTANT—White your seme and address phalny, an@ ri she ih ean Fm eee 06 | Se wiaae om Seems, Sere ces menet slr con| memes try orlep. werva with rioh| apple and Jol re to @ boll Bere 2POMMO ) ae apecity sine wanted. bs 4 A eravy favored with every powder, with whipped crane. t Pia ese 2d ig NARA Nails Deca viads al hha Ma st sa.