The evening world. Newspaper, July 31, 1906, Page 11

« The Evening World's vaily Magazine, ‘‘My Wife Won't Let Mel” VA CAGION LE TTERS. By Roy L. ‘MoCaretett, From a Husband, Summering with the Children at Asbury Park, to His Wife, a New York Business Woman, Y DEAR EMMA; I write to let you know, denr, that Of course, the children give me a ereat deal of trouble Willie is #0 daring that I am in constant terror, for every time we go down on the beac he will, the very moment my back Is turned, sit down on the Gan sand. And you know what « ¢ he ts for catching cold! He had @ croupy attahk night before Jast, and I waa so alarmed that I thought of waking You up @nd sending you for the doctor, u I remembered that you, like (he stout-hearted woman you are, were tiling for us tn the great city! Little Fanny ts tnolined to be peavish and bothers the out of me to bay peanuts and popcorn, and @he will up to strange jadies and ask them for pennies to put in jocolate and chewing «um. Some of her pennies, although I beg them not to, for 0 much sweets make the child fll, and she always fights and kicks and ecreama till he gets black in the face when I try to make her take castor otl—well, as I Intended to say, some of these wornen—married women, too, the bold things!— Presume upon the child's friendly advances and endeavor to draw me into conversation. life KO the slot machines © very quick, I can tell you! They should be ashamed of them- 1 loafing and firting—yes, flirting, Emma—tinatead of being tn | their husbands and little ones expensive here, and I haven't a thing to wear, and I feel ashamed of my bby old duds when I see so many other men, whose wives | but who dress th ke halt probably do not r as much money as you make, \ Iam sure, for by the time 1 pay the bills and t a cent for myself. now how they do tt en's things T have and send me a little extra money this week. Bend me $40 If you a know I did not come down here with half the summer clothes I ould have had. You must try and ran down here from Saturday till Monday,.but be careful not to get back to town late, for If you should lose your position what would Decome of me and the little ones? Now, my dear wife, please do not let the windows open except an inch from the top, s0’s to ventilate the house, when you go downtown ‘Like Poke we Pewate the ceantry rem womap-like, let the windows open | and the rain just ruined the new brocade sofa He sure to put the car out at night and feed the canary, Do not be rough! qwitn It, but ctarroy a. it as I do, and it may get used to ow Bee it has fresh seed and water twice a day Te Meeps rot werteee ote women. trinnde and if sou muat bring them to the flat to play poker, please, PLEASE 4: t uss the ise Try and keep things clean, because I w want any of those women or | tachelor friends to think 1 am an y husband and do not keep ean Ah, Emma, you women do not care for the home, but It # a sacred place to | the futher ami husband. w ves {t ana tries to keep it cosy and attractive fo that the @istmotions of workadny life for the b ig Woman of busir | hall never Evan om the patient house-husband arxt home-maker Do not keep late hours, dear. Be careful of your ith. Keep away from those horrid clubwomen, who sneer at the comforts of home. Your Loving Husband, LAWRENCE LEMON. Summer Playlets.—No. XIII. THE SOUBRETTE AND THE ADVERTISING SEASON By Nixola Greeley-Smith. Boene—-A. Broadway restaurant. The Sweet Young Thing, tne Berite, the Mere Man seated at a table, Enter breathiexsly the Leaa- ing Lady Oh, my doar, the most drowatu You remember my bea HE LEADING LADY I thing haw happened Mok topases in the old Ilan wetting and my Lis and my diamond and emerald necklace? Well, they've eee state: thre peter cen atthe tee ot thes, aed tae jean out of my’ wits. 1 ncribe (reproachtully)—1 thought you mld you had signed with don, Gertrade! Stt down and have lunch robtery stories do an actrems harm phe Bas no tmaginatt And {t's tie bmaRination In the legitimate ik newer, A sont ‘Texas a live baby from a ehal panth ve job by this time. Her ady Anotver, clad in knlokerhons rote @ trloyele around the Batter It she haan't a speaking port by ortow night enterpris - a at a our pusinte. At this season of year the news reconts of per edn and hairtreadth escapes of ladies tn th theatrical proferaon futrly he advertising columns ‘Tha Leading Lady (defiantly)—But I really have had my Jewels atoter Hi ‘The Mere Man—That is a great erdsfortune, my dear lady. For you will never ) ever wet anything about ft in the sat this season, except in the “Lost and Found” Column. I nate to discvu 4, but auch is the inevitable tact It's & case of “Wolf 1 know The Sweet Young Thing—Really, Gertie, you can’t do Anything with that ‘Why don't yu mo (0 Bronx Park some Sunday and d ot rary with one Of the animale? You know the newspapers all h animal stories on Méoda anyhow, and that Would help ator i ‘The Roribe—Piok out a with a weird mate that the come posts could Pyne to, thn t hep tive stent t 1 days, something about jowe nit have an emu or a hint gob We topares ‘The Laading Lady (eacerly)—Why t would do, I'll have @ photograph taken showing the topa Tie Mere Man-The topasos’ Why, the topases have been stolen! The Landing Lady—Oh, don't be so literal! J really have to break tnto print ome way or the tianagers will (ink I'm a dead one. The Sweet Young ‘Thing (ingenuovsly)—But why don't you people on the atage wet In on your merits, a* people in other professions do? ‘The Beribe—Dow't be eilly, Evelyn. To muoceed in any profession you have to mdvertise. The only differences are tn methods The Leading Woman (reproachtully)—And opportunities! Now, you met your picture In the paper every day in the year, whereas poor little me has to work fand plan and bee. I think you're real mean Whe Serthe-Well, do something. Fall off spmething, aay something and-— The Leading Lady (loxtcally)—You den't tall off Unings! ‘The Mere Man (sadiy)--I did, no inter than Saturday night, The ending tarty ore rentamtion) ett reap tothe Brennan Jet the emu swallow the topazes, but I'l have to tie A atring to them, you know The Geribe-And next Monday the conspirators will meet agsin and Gertrade will be happily divtorted in fifty-seven varieties of type. Where are the topasen? The Leading Lady (eageriy)—I'll get thent right away. The Mere Man--Forward! March! Now for the emu! _ . HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Falling Hair. recelpt for: Sulphate of quinine, 1 dram: ce }rome water, & ounces; dilute mulphurtie W. MT some) acid, 4 minima; rectified spirit, 2 “ sty ious te ow Mix, thén further adé srlyoar- have stopnod| ine, 1-4 ounce: expance royale or BaRence the folling of teedr. unk, Bo minima, Agitate until wo but to etrect fade ition Is complet, Apply t Ooty lewd eure the « very day haw to be mas- A Depitatory. aged. Again, If This may be the deptlatery the system is not nce You refer to, It is @ very popu nouriahe: tldey nig lar one and successfm for tempo- re serene use; Sulphydrate of nods, 100 seeleat. condition |Erwinas chalk, 200 graina; make into « itn | thin pawte with water and apply to the the hatr will share! hairy part snd tet it remain’ tow mor in the general! ments and then scrape if of with « { breakdown. This tonic har been mu aot eee pe) > Pi rs Og wher _____geattul: Cologhe, 8 ounces; tincture of! «troy the alr, which comes of when antharides, 1 ounce; oll of Bhatt Wry Kora + ender, 1-2 dram, oft of roremary } Dark Circles Under Eyes, ARAH—If you have no conatitutional S trouble and are not wenemic, the following may be hetptul for dark | clroles under thé eyes, but Do perma: nent eure can be expected while the caune existe. TW) a joo thie eat, feat | water and va ts @ram, Anply to the roots of the Bop once of twice & day, It bh pe tively Hocemsary that the scalp should be kept clean, Bhempoo at least once ® week Prematurely Gray. | M-—The trouble you have passed K through may have had to do with o Your hair turning. External wilde will be Mong 1 you continue PAT. seat" apenas ite So tte | - HAPPY DREAMS. USS ap Wag nao cee! im Hor) /Anod TREO! JL wisn I HAOA) , YNCE BIG DRINK } ) & ‘DIDNT? Rislioied| WIFEY woud] u WITH ALL YFuesday, we wire BELIEVE AT MLO RIGHT, VEL Tt n° yr co N MEET YOU AT help bss eh fe JeATHING! How =o THE BATHING | LA | SF agour 1T? HooTH hen ees] | vi! MARNE €T ME CO NY THOSE SWELL GIRLS AROUND, me of (nw?) THIS PARCEL | | wot?] 1 JUST. BoUcHT | \ Jul By R. W. Taylor ve \ea minick, the Head Waiter # # Th HAVE AL — FUN wait at Se) merur '| iN LIFE MY tHe cHoicn' | ) ves WHE won't > oe a CET Me. & a) Mf] HAVE a lot of | pi'ed. “hut, honest Injun,” he went ine e iead , Wympathy for! pRetically, “when you c her how | very head t ack of anythix the man who] Sent ert pltch.you at n might t us " store gels J No one was ever sant. get out ot | live phere, and then re- | Your nerves, a you t York, who didn't be Son 2o.me.time| member that sverything gets mono you sro hiking w Sloe ; luring the hot| ous when you have a dally diet of t thr =a oi eather’ arid! lenves you ance to won at! got » sy At | that no gol ani Yominick, the Head | people do foolish things when the : mt Waiter, this morn+| esther is tugging at the base of t And or) : ng ss he handed and mak them fe ke x ‘ 44 & new palin-leaf| who ts work jo pay his a ‘ an You know,” he continued t in f na) You can pasa &| we are on sem level we are really living | i ttle sympathy thit| above timber | time than | yay, then,” we! line around the tone of t M , f trina shove #) . as y tder it passed.” he re lkrow.. And while when y a [either « ‘ cs SOF ICED (Aé MONAD aoa \400n Good { DONT "rou SHSM OU. A SwiG? Summ! ont fr k& Pata! 7 \ al by 1 0. McGill born, ave @ han even in 1 | ] | ’ 4 HE re rss Sa é DELICIoVsS DREAMED - + | (Go0GLe- 00GLE-) hee ' ANDI JREAMED ~ \ Dey Aint NOL OR Ib 4 [rou spit Ge LEMONS IN DE: HOUSE) MAND. co en in « hurry about that tor any y SI 5 it has beer think this and see There seems to t A washed-out meansing thotr sickening, We all know that little epee Don't ¥ pmo that aa time goes You wil # most faithful Johnnte the corner of your eye where just a lit becomes too perceptible to bea wet diseust him? You #ea, men, some of them, have are in falne whe tn liable to be false Another thing, there f# a @reat and satisfaction of thinktng that perhaps you | ratinfactory, atti ‘There fs a feeling caught tn @ rainetorm or going in bat After all, it is advisable to do the powder, 1906; ADVICE to LOVERS? ATTRACTIVE NESS VS. MAKE+UP. waved before ma, f want to pay t “making up." If you girls do mot hing to do with love, why, walt y on the part of the ay of eyelaxhes and and the girl ie ving to say, but girls; T must have ween and enough eyelashes of commeticn, it to e the ly, Why do tt? ket more and more careless will hardly overlook a smudge of black tle soadow ought to be. When the rouge aken for nature, don’t you thinik {t wilt the tdea that {f a girl's complexion or figs ais tn thet, tee t being real. The up t altogettion ht? and as for beng you can with soap and water—an@ All perplexed young people can ob: tain expert advice on thelr tangled love affairs by writing to Betty Vincent. Letters for her should be ressed to BETTY VINCENT ing World Post-OMfice Box 1354, New York. Different Religions. AM in | I know he reli tin. oven young man me, but He asked me to for his and 1 “my ”n Loves Chum’s Sister. winter I was introduced AST um's sister at his houme, and since then J have been going to ave reason to believe she se her, However, she has ack ng two other fellows of @ do the same thing. Sha lt love her and ask her to give up the other fellows ? uld ask her to stop r two young men to k intende t ask marry 1 to keep on kissing | She Is Very Pretty, AM a * ‘s daughter and om | considered very pretty by my ets! t friends. I am Jeeply tn lov ’ a ha young man, who {# “ mn vacation We are oon y now he wants n r sre backs lege and en ta sovret t t ror know ‘x 8) T writs to you * CONSTANCE. 1 be wrong. Me bee without think. IVP ady dearly and ope to make her Qn¥ wife. My folks object to my @oll eape one of my They have told me some are not true The lisposition, I have confidence in her and would like ople to look at it in the same 1 wolld not lke to displease my yet I cannot think of siving my p | ight parents at would you advise r NXIOUS. have entire confidence in her push. Don't give her up uatll Tabby Talks. By Alice Rohe. * nd thin y You teal tnt get out-of Now k, * ht nig i eee Fae 4 it a change mu sd for looks’ eake, Yo t to Atay In town darling, whe t i remaining . yes s anyway, 1 York a ally away nite May Manton's HING © 4 is my ot the trousers on U while it ia suMicter mamuline to sasty own ambitions. hia is made srtmmed but ne snare Hew white brakd, en, white taf- madras and and feta able materiale are cor the for com wilte Myed, when while dnensy white milk and verke weil end a bit tater, weather rect really medium mize (4 y fe 35-8 yarde 27, ‘ ards % or 51-8 4 inches wide, "wt Li4 yants of wile and 43-4 yards of nar 0% i ue Pattern No. $425 ts cut in sites for boys 2, #6 and 6 years of nae. Boy's Ri or wend by mal! to mow to hacad : |-FABHION BURKAU, Onsale 7 ee Theee VYattiorms “ ow 1nd%” crous you ne! What you been doing your tace? ¥ « Just to tell about te you ought to get oue people. It's very 4, you Know, Wi the only daughter millionaire, who waa vtop, * ‘Lode xhere I spent mg Was simply heartbroken bee Int tan y your vacation, dearesg Bs — rhea ater 'Y quite amusing about =) sls y eon Kon " ten 3 V been fone two wel v ad in the sun @verp : u were AWAY UW) Aoguine tha) Ke off your face. Yas mild © beard what Mrs. Brown wood to keep. shi didn't think you bul at abl, and ther quiring the sua taking Normand ss 8 to ten, das E nt tan if she thedy ers of make-uj Mra Wher Lodst ed wha Bb¢ 1 oF Post don’ wa 6, darling Kt > the You on poor, #ieR bleeds fal vacation,’ ehh Daily Fashions Jevlan Sult—Pattern No. 5428. THE =NING WORLD MAT MAN~ No. 2 Weet Twenty-third street, New York, Send ten cents tn coin of stamps for san pattern ordared, IMPORTANT—Write your mame and wide pleiniy, and alweye speolty sine waoted. * ere yous* 4 he ey