The evening world. Newspaper, July 26, 1906, Page 13

The Evening World's ed oe Daily Magazine, VACAGION LETTERS. ‘‘My Wife Won't Let Mel” J Thursday; By Roy L. McCardell. y Ti- TUM- Te. Tum | i = Hs oe 7. TUM-TE~TOO— | Yom Retetia, in the Catskills, (0 Her Friend Grace, in Now York fyi aaa ‘ Y. Thureda Y DEAT ACE-T suppose you got the pont fas Ley me! y TT M:-: wine wa of Mie 1 1 . A? — ca C 1 w I have HWREN J tT AS if ived. ur in ve T lnave | HAVE BREN MAVING BUCH A LOVELY TIME | You know t doct mat nd two weeks In | perfect quie at , tng food and aa keep re * run down. I eame Se ae A tt yon cou get Pose samrUesl att < Cand eatd gait that 1 acation just came up on the bowt test MAD 1 and ald yo y Larrabee AWFUL Het came @t this time because he hae an old brute er Who MAKES his cleric take thelr vacations to SUIT HIM If you are t + a thinw. Grace. 1 FORGIVE YOU. but I mea: 1) Tum~ Tum!2 oN WE'LL GO IN [CANT GET AWAY | [AND PLAY TE Tum TUM TAY | PINOCHLE my WIFE “TUM- ‘d ¢ / fepeat op i 2 1 quiet, because MAMMA thought I was! BREAKING DOWN a 1 AM SO SORRY we 4 F s tomether. a2 WE PLANNED. "0 LIKE “VO PLAY but Thad t 4 the doctor. PINOCHLE HERE, JOE, wel know atx y? T haven't anen bias fora! | Buy MY WIFE won't) week a it le se ho le PAYING ATTENTION to ier y ' & 2 another er from Troy, A HORRID, PAT THING, WITH RED| Ee! HAIR. 4 ai i here who has heen PAYING ME THE MOST act as H he OWNED ME! 1-4 A TIPMMIT for him. Then too, I had TAve DANCES SVERY MARKED made pim or my HEALY T neve sUKe we wHY me i nt en re is any moonlight. If jen't w I to get up at & because the dining-room te | chosed A get A THING TO EAT after that time 1 . re und We have lemonade and we MES A DAY, and RTAIN PARTY ts me TERRIBLE crear Sona) | HEY Biti? ) pee D LIKE STAY OUT REAL LATE BuT- Te To w « By R. W. Taylor ee | You'Re STUCK | oN TMAT > \ SONG, HEY [1's ~ ONLY \ te! MIRUTES Past) THREE ' es a 1 tom Pyle wae " ng you ATTENTION? | ‘ mpetite © ®euntwins are not dolng| ke m rent for a couple of days when I get back | ' Jelphia who was ick when she cama sand 18 BO CAREFUL abet what| T DESPRVE IT. and Tam Tie Bewtore when 7 et weil AGAIN He hae GONE OT OF MY Your friend ESTELLA wot Baimines Playlets THE UNREASONI JEALOUSY—OF MEN. By Nixola Greeley-Smith.- | Seene—An impromptu luncheon in the Matinee Matron's home. the pletures and furniture amathed in thelr cerementa, the house wearing the air af forlorn injury that @ properly constituted mansion af tae weetihy fete wer aotitede hes teen invaded. — The mmer tie -3y Matinee Matron, the Elderly Western Leaciiem, the Berm, he Sweet Young Thing and Chariotic, @ duaky va Wi HE MATINER MATRON (myetertousiy) ae THE PEOPLE. here, gueey what I came up to) peste A Court Grt “nen OUNCE > (matter ty) | 8 noe. 2 THE YOUNG THING (matter of factiy>—| 5. i, gutter at ‘pi freeing World » shop? I Waa eerved with a summons THY MATINBE: MATRON (scornfully)—Shop? No,| my wife to appear before Mas: ! | Baker. Neither my wife not mye ndeed! wore given any opportunity « THE SCRIE<¥ nredn't-tell me, Henrietta. Ii word edgewien. ‘The attending ow. But if you folng to say something different, | man did tt He acted as complain 4 ant, defersiant, lawyer for both sides, won't give yo way and last, but not least, ae jodee and HE MATINEE MATRON—You don’t know anything | ite cterk WHO @ hurttoane of velo Berni ting yr tite. crn pereplon tra ng at oot Sal frageitude of wiedom mat woukt mim a minute ha manifested & g the morning paper}—“Among n, Which ortived | nave tata solomon fat on his hack cov is , * ¢ idol, Whe will! ertny his face fot #hame. He would tibia morning x pa ‘have made Bheariotk Holmar'a tneortes begin rehearvals next tb sgeaia look Ike a parsiny tush at the foot of THE MATINEM MATHO Yes, | have 1 went down to!, giant oak tree In three minutes he r 7 7 cr tte defense and | the pler and waited for bim, | asked him for hig autograph aid We PuITed heart the cometh m dered by Hteradly push the label off one ks, and borrowed a pencil from the Custom-+7e evs4 ee ee cote ter House man and wr t «He was perfeutly love 1 told him 1) 108 oy a varrant betore whe couldd sat in ©, on t © Wedn & when be was over here be- | 10. Coenen Hava, the people a! the fore, and he ¢ embered the perfectly, that he hud looked at me| [YL Say york any etehte? What th the y 0 7 of tip policeman wie ~ the Gutiee sal ¥- WESTERN DRACONPRS Gdryiy taster ton't punta | Shy a cper-ttiee -aathe ands weately, 1 I tell you wha enjoyable Sunday We | wean the Judge aid the detendunt? hneih ant} both agreed that it was the pleasantest day we av Nes 3 7 to Your Conare swrer THEN Moning 40 the Bishop of | Asely te 7_Weomlng's two talks on Mormor I went down in the cas with Mr, | 7 the Rattor of The Freel i ut Johnaon Tuesday morning and Treatises it Where can I oars wh as xen ELDERLY W Did he talk jo you about “MOr-] eH ate for edmittence toe he ala, gozlem at Wom Polit and ale 4 YOUN jald “me about tt method «f procedune ia for sng z WHSTERN (Inereduiousiy)—He didn’t tall r you about polyr lid b Mother Versus Father. , THD SWEET YOUNG THING (romewhat bewldersay—Why, yea, he to the BAkor of The Rvening Wort aiat ‘Mrs - Masks about “spanking RLDEHLY WESTERN DE ‘Well, that shows what an awful | It te a good punishment and ott ms lot he murt think of » 1 do} Another woman jn New York that | essary to the good of the * Wr Jalneon WoUTT tatk to about poly only “wiother whieh epesk Hie asa nt OM ALE MATRON. -plbetulls jul declare, I believe you're foal the Lurt out by the ointment of her | ous of Bvelyn, Hertriste! tear, and the hurt fa advantageous ELDERLY WESTERN DEACONESS (acidly)—It 1 had balt the canac | lt “fatter dose the spanking the hi fe greater, and although mother may try to Coneote it dows not allay the win. Dead was. mad. Mother was sorry to -te-tentous that Jim Madison hea! THE MATINRE MATRON—Jim Madiron bas an unfortunate dispos!- tion, That's why I have to keep eo many things from him, Now, if he ht tule #CUIBLHion How cin any one that's married have a norme! mind? (To Charlotte, removing the luncheon dishes) Wi fied, do we, Charlotte? Hahee) Wa newer intend tage mar: CHARLOTTE--Oh, yeatm, Ah'm married. Ah married down in Nor- folk when l waw aistecn, Mah husband he ran : 1 cutn up yere to New York. away after two years and Crantord, N Chie ee you jealous, Charlotte? Telephone Charger, C FeeOh, no'm. He wuk for me tor two years and ot The Bening World: found ® woman that was willin’ to wuk for“him. He ain't Fath Md | Mirela 1 a telephone company ever since. He's in Juck! erueavored wo piace before ita subscrib- THE SCRIBE (an Charlotte disappears with th ~That' directory, bearing only married philosopher I've ever ein ltt id bapa ved yr God bieas the mothers! Judicious speak I know iH tallaea after the age of by experience. 4 ania lat the bottom of the front cover notio, Shit aay nannies \to the effect that, Oeginning July i Wot, the rate par call wouat be fivo HINTS FOR THE HOME. __ sais’ potte!py"mautus, ice 0 but not to the man who wishes to bare Hashed Cold Meat. Wish, ‘Tria saves lote of time an tne |, DBONe St ia own homenbe atilt roast pay the exorditmnt price G0 cents) to AKE bones And stow then Pudding can be cooling while the frost- poses T Mttle water with an onion, acme| ‘M& | being made - Seta? ‘ihte tee thetadt tne ee palt and pepper, and, if you ‘ke " a little savory herba “When te goss | Breaded Sausages, unread to me, Why not establish pay stations in private homes, thereby com poling the company to at o \te home subscribers a fve-cent rate? | Muyat be worne way Of getting fair rater | DC M IPE the eausages dry. Dip them Tr Rea ORE WI Bread crumbs Put thom in the frying bavket and Plinge Into bottling fat. Cook ten mine Utne, Serve with & gernish of toanted| Herve with toasted! 94 and paraley, | Creustade of Lobster, G* oft the top @rom @ loaf of atale neng in al! our of the hones thicker VF with @ teanDooitul of cornstarch. | nd if it th not Atrong put th mw tat of; ter, then place your stewpan on the he wi ' arth and put in your alices of meat but not ball. ‘Bread, For Custard |’ frosting any kind of » sia or! A beat the bread, scoop #28 aM of the tutertor, leaving a hak Opi, apriad @ coat AVING decided es Gee mind of holl- Pudding to be herved to take, i Kile more than A Bult Came t Whites of four awa URLH if, Add | ing of butter on > Mewlde and bers! ['] plan it cut well Botteee | ' |hiee whole Vacation ruined thrudgn wor by | ' . 1 For floating island drop in Tmpiespoon: | of bolled thin | ee Centrery of the Woman traveller | trunkful of musling prepared for sum wad her multitudinous i ft Cule & little distance apart, oF ieka® Son ieee LNAI. mone: There [ (Tum TuM- TE- Tum- TUM -TUM= MY | GET INTO 4 WIFE won cer ne!) THE HOUSE . Now, BUT MY WIFE WON'T LET ME! is tact.” an odd wat if? “A man who hae had larwe>tzpert FOP Oty) ence tn booming suburban land told me nd NOW the uber day that when he opened wi! bousht BY) a traet in Lone years ago who ROYOT) and made the proposition of selling lots York at $10 down and ® « mean to York sequaintan at New York. soma, but the per n't buy any and Peortes sent in theit mone Me but ma ™ DengAty fority of tt te-woid to the people of the Wem and New Ene two years ahd Slsnoveret Une was about erthte near oa to be p {Geel on PoRGuNGS A} Vkesoma Game fo Y e. ot oe terme aa 4 |W a Gy Bi { You'iy Just 4 |p U his Thtted States, tor we will ut Jone Lirrit Lowo WoRD AN’) L MAWES YOU LOOK LIKE PEEK-A'BO the N. STAY ouTsior’ } " 5 ; LETTERS FROM Two-Minute Talks with New Yorkers. By 1. 0. McGill. “The aversge New Yorker doesn't be peve that any rest | Tork could be old on ww Calvin Me Mo-| % down pay the ree when t get them to trevor: | he company iteelf later ‘ lot and sold ther. T was oping « TAHT C hi er t0 mie nts in the perw tract ew Yorkers who had bough was on yecord wien I iinally {the a4 tract, oh aa we hed only advertiond sare eood oF oe ard r have two Kores near New farm moet anywhere ele pay a lots were, whith chuaed the real New (eetate agent to offer him HO & lot tor he paid 00, He watted and did July 26, j By F. G, Long, | oO SWRT THEN ~ DON'T move From DAT SPOY fea TEN MIN~ ures of Th tie women who AAy1Y sou forth With | an -expenhe wer Weather, only to meat with bits garda, tain and biting winds, will bear it vou) women err on the ide of not ag wish ia Mi de-one mivae. Dut in the sine of i rimbe om 4 " ‘ ishing. be made Net Pr Ml i hi ASAE tes ei aes 8S Sakae toy Hi ie Aue ila Bi ex + ‘ an Gut the statement that of the two avila | TYMIMe, Lo aio seine ial og 1 [NONE O° THAT WINKIN’ AN! BREATHIN SPILLS 1g.1.609! / ; ER HEARTS margin. Lote of Utie un- expected akpenees are sure to crop up And the Whole vacation te ruined aa far nerve bullding are cerned if one has to Worry continually AboUy Spending more than one can af ford, ayn the Cinolnnaly Conmergial tort wie wotmen had & hobby reedy rainy daye. aes MND, We Wi Mls Nor doe Ma ork | exparinier of these make her shyt numhed at jet on) SUGGESTIONS FOR THE VACATION GIRL, borne to be developed. @ the Wise woman to all her file: ta with oeaell whl im away On vacation, and And if they Bre sucessful oh Yaoation planner iry one eeellons and seo if tt doen't iiday more enjoyble T9908. BETTY VINCENT? 9° “¢ ADVICE to LOVERS? DO MEN NEED ENCOURAGEMENT? HERE i* @ very mistaken tdea abroad that an ordinary I awain neada a great deat of encouragement, Out of the kindness of thelr hearta the eile are lable to give hem too much—Just #o that there will be no mistake about Tt In thw cass too mruct te tar worse then too Hite An_undue amount of encourneement wt!) mate the objest enooursmed puff up hie chem and any to himeelf: "That #irl fe mine any tine T want har, ‘They wilt dott. you know — The average man > matter “at he may say, thinks down * th hie heart chat he fs & pretty good sort, and what he wants he tll €o after te ite an extent. He does nat have to fave charina brought feroftly to bear ur im tn orter to see them, elther, A little apparent indifference will Go ® great deal more than @ Iittle an- 4 necessiry encouragament. Ff you don’t belleve this try & A man alwaye ites te tancy-that-a-gtr that and the or Ching that he ikes and wants = her to ba Why ni ™m have you sutt nim? = it w Y Offa & Pilatake co te him see how you really do reward ssetain et on Gifferent subse with ye xo know how for it deauwoys the teal girl be bas you on your part the man a girl loves wants her to be, for he eny effort at all never could satistactorily te! If che keeps rather quiet about herself, how- ever, anc follows the jende thet surely will be Reld out to her he will think the ta just hte kind and be mure he had it fmured out eteht. i ta & prent mistake to be #howing your real self, as he has to adapt hh eelt to the new conditions all over again and they wll not be nearly a0 ray They couldnt be. Parrot Got Ga Dear Batty All perplexed young people oan ob tain expert advice on their tangled Vinedat, ‘Latieracter bet AM a sohosl-leseher “Gf unter tra =| addr 4 to BETTY and unjusky. My bhatr hae fallen Evening World Post-Om out and I am forest to wear a wis. 4 bid LS yoan very often came to se : until one night my parrot pulled off Smiles at Her. wie in fis presence, He has not called Dear Betty: leinee Advise me DASHED HOPES YOUNG man passes our window! There Is nothing you oan do but grow every morcing and alway emiloa some hate. I think you have lost him, when be sees me. Do you think * that he loves me, also how Wants Sister's Lober. See armen waved ae Batty: £ id ome some oF ree ST tee age ver steter ead: ro x ~ pei “Ams weeiainted with 4 = wid alba faa did ide pum men. The one who boves! lo not love, but T Ao lo & fy Ti te paying attentions to Deeply In-Lowe T have hot desolveesthe: One - Deer Biel deve wht yon gett | ™@, Dut told hinnt didn't tove- AM deeply eee cen. ngs, | #8Y be will make me by being kind sg Bi diehard gna |™* We si four go owt together, she lives very near me She! oo) toll by hie actions that é a the favors me WAH A emtio and treate Mme) oy, my «ister I would mot hi ever I meet her in the very weil whe tr ane toves me, | 20" bY telling her that T love film, og Tone with ner and | 1 OAnnOt help it Think she foves him, : have your advice too, woLST.— ARDENT ghey +. Try to are for the one that loves, Ar oly in tove on | OU He amy bee very much better wa tion ho call on her, | mam, HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. A Face Bleach. | Shake well and apply with « soft sponge Jor an antiseptic gausa ‘The face must be wall wiped off before the liquid ts applied Wishes Darker Hair. BG think you -make-a-qrest 16 C OURAGED GOLDIE.—Try this bleach De marcury 1m Coarne iy mistake In wanting to darken 6 reins FL. pour hate tt it te naturatiy ight . #11) te seldom necessary to do this, as pune, ToMe WALOT, | the heir always grows darker with age. AALS | You do not say what solor It tealty ta, 4 sat} & solution Wl ana 1 cannot be sure WhAt you : swrained. MOP OF | The formuia I give you oan be graded, tine affected parts ayo will sent Ponceaiile. acide 1-4 Komp out of UP lounce; dlatilind water (hot), 11-1 ounces i Aad TASS) Diswolye, and when tha solution han persona and ohildren. | cooled add gradually rected spirit, 1-2 ormula for Rouge. | itd ounce 3 R-tlere ta a good siat0P]—*Phe hone lia. t6p.-abvimnts Saad SIE i rouge: ‘Finely botied talc, 4! make the hair almost black. Diluted « ouncee; cartnine, 3 Grams. Make) with water tt will stain the halr tiem fon of gum tragacanth and ware | dark to light brown. a very ttle only ta required. | wise. i parmine fire wail to ; " ; | add enough of the ai For the Lingerie Girt. ipted eum tragacanth to form into « 7 Jemooth paste; allow it to dry; ape with « hae’ it to the fare To Whiten the Skin. i B—Yos, buttermilk will white the ale oj ae ah at : | ae At 1 ip enelly trane- 2 Bagel 9 f med rden hat Put ene i» So eam wee ago agg mire hematitoned doviiew ean = Sift tie sine te yore thee’ these Oe 4 { enough of the r in RoR acaaal j water to cover It; then add the e«iycerine lioned Intd @ genase Inext the remainder of the tose water itty post - May Manton’s Daily Fashions N apite of the I great povularity pa -ot—the_lingerie \-plouse, the simpler 3 ehirtwaiet le ale 4 ways in demand Hera ta che of the very newest (oat is eminently attract: ive and that alive the brow( effect to the Seutw Gat ie eo much in Youue just now, while it al- lowa ® choloy of tons of haw sleeves. In the t- justnetion, it la made af waite Hnen trim- ahirtwedat style, BLK walete ane aways to demand for tevel and cogmmons of the sort, and phate are a ed of Ree wagon lie the Met of washable fabriog Ls rg one The quantity of rial required for the mediom las ls (1-2 yards & 38-4 yards 21 or 41-5 ober Li ed * Blouee or Shirtwalst-—Pattern No, 6417, + Pattern GAIT {9 out tn sizes for a BM. MBL © and Minot buat meagan n-ne nwt metre ete en cae eat emennet Call or send by mall te THE BVENING WORLD MAT wane? Mow if | TON MABHION BUREAU, No. 2 Weat Tweaty-thied street, Mow ‘ OMEN York. Bend tap ownts in cop oF atamge for onan patinen entered, plnes®. | DEPORTANT-Write your mame and eit plainly, ond Ht Always specify sin wanted ee