The evening world. Newspaper, July 25, 1906, Page 9

| { Sat The Evening VACAGION LE TTERS. ++ ad By Roy L. McCardell. Sa aac Fron Peroy ‘nt the Seaside to Harold in the Gents’ Fureishing Department, “ CENTRE MORICHES, L. 1, Wednenday Dear Harold City Instead of | LORRY you intend going to Atiantic ¢ tng flown here This te the finest pltce tr Pilly wen bathing, the Great South ay, and ther mostly from Brooklyn, and Brooklyn girls vent. pick of peaches! Th the evenings there are oard partion and dan ron were having the good time Tam ba When T think of you in the atuffy old atore this hot weather Hi pity you. And fancy going to Atin hat in cnn \ follow have at Atiantie City in walking | ap and down the board watk and bumping | wot of ex titeioniate? | This in the place, old man! You bet I am coming down rth very yen = Tine bathing and entling over the South Hay to the beach every morning. There are no Aistractions no temptat and place to pend any money, I'll bet you come back broke fr erty j And this reminds me, PLEASE & ME $20. [sat in a ittle ame tno fellow's room jast night, and the way the carda ran against me wars caution Now fon’t eive mo any lemone about this, Send ¢ because Tim tn » , T haven't been allowed to eat anything but weak tea and crackera by the pawn for my lnet week's Bonrt You would have piayed too, I was so lonely, and I had a fow tittié mishaps Denies | The Neat say Were T stopt so tate T missed my breekfast and the boat A fetiow to mail me over, but Ke Wws-a bum eatier nd he upset th t blames me for it, but tt was’ hie fault, He hollered to me to “Let go th n't even a cot or a blanket on | © of rope that held the sa:t Oro Wakn't wHy sheet tn the Boat, There w tt. Ai ra told nim, tf he meant that didn't he three hours tater, and the mosquitoes had nearly eaten were rutned and my new blue sult turned green, and my on to the hottom of the boat, which was cov- faewed copper day f went the gue with the crowd and cut nell so bad that I couldn't walk on {ft Since. I was laid 1h, Bat Aenamet te hnbhte on, sihin't go tn the wrter 7 tk beach in a bathing suit and i that I bitetered a0 ter eto have a swith foot arid blistered arma kept me from dancing or walking | Out “With The RIE, Kart 1 Med ote Bieo wre Fhe-gicnen WIN a aee o00id maideond sour-faced Mammas, ant eli they could talk of was the Thaw case. } T left New York to get away from that, My arma were eo sore I could not play euthre even, and when finally I did get well enough to flip the cards I got Foped inte this poker game and got ekinned u-plenty 7 forgot to tell you that erabs and green corn do not agree with me, but T wan fool enough to eat both the firet day | came down, and I got the Asiatic eholera,I think becanes I have suffered #0 since. I am only aorry I aidn'é dle my te @ector. I will pack op and coats omit an goor-ee-you went me the #9 New don't be foolish, old man. Don't go to Atlantic City. This is the place fe have @ real good time Your chum, PERCY Summer Playlets—No. XII. An Eye for an Eye | Is What You Want. . By Nixola Greeley-Smith. Soene~-An intertor, The Mere Man, the Boribe and the Bweet Young Thing. Alwo o Thirst T* MERE MAN<o you know tt'w Deen at leet thes = montha since you've hed @ photograph taken? Wht bar come over the apirtt of your drew? THE SCRIBE wee thinking about that this morning. 1 ApDOMS We both read about the new fad for eyeographe, ‘m going to bave one tien. s } THE SWERT YOUNG THING--What's an eysogmph? THE SCRIBE—A photograph of the eye exctustve of con- iguous promontories, THE SWEET YOUNG THING party * tut I'm in earnéet. = ——— THE SORIBE—Why, it's just « photographic he oht HAible principle of an eye for ae, ween oye photographa wilh aii your triads and put tha re@ater ne ny allusth —— THE MERE MAN—It might be tntereating anything. But « well-trained exh doran't, feards won weve Oe Chet wre might dieguise our thoughts, wald Telleyrand: eyes to women that | they might canceal their feelings or pretend to thous they haven't got, Hl THE SORIDE—Realty. i¢ it a6 ted as all that? I wonder, if the thonghis Belin’ our eyes Gould be photographed at thie minute, wheat ‘the resutt would bet THE SWEET YOUNG THING (very decidediy)—Mine would be « great bi Fe the MAGE Ende WHote colony of ifthe #9 erownd.Why-doeen't senninoas-| lege me a milition dollarn? THE SCRIBE—I don't think 1'4 want anything quite Ao commonplace. THE MERE MAN—Nor 1 Every Atmertcan girl hae a J in ber eye it you desk for it carefully enough. ‘THE SCRIBE “ttunty)—That tan't 20, 1 haven't. TARE MERE MAN-Ob, we know what you heve in eticall raven on your heart Mke the word Calals on Bloody ere tgs if THE SCHIBR— (dramatialy)—On my heart? How feeble! Do you enc bow many million conpumiea there are in the human body? Well, t's on every ‘one of them— ‘name ap azar} plece!’' Pian pein nepal THING—It tret-as tf 1 Rad aiphahet soup Di my velbe were you know parE rou the kind that you try to spell out names THE MERE MAN (with exaggerated enjoyment)—Fa! 1 ©THE OCRIBE—Wel, I'm ind something amoeve oe al sleet ‘HE SWEET YOUNG THING crattying to the other Gort tow what you're leagting at, I'm sure. auc id THE MERE MAN (disingsououny)—Tm wouderng what my aveograph woukt reves! If talno at thin moment, _ THE SWEET YOUNG THING—I know. A tal! ginws with a lot of cracked ioe and some tomes’ pee 4nd (rising). ' THE MERE MAN—Mits Evelyn, your tntuttion ts imply marvellous! (mat tit Bweet Young Thing on hospitable thoughts intent.) * THE SCRIBE—You know there fe 4 HH ih Part thats Been « Wrent Deal ‘Written eahowt, because In the Iria of one of her eyen whe haa the mark & bb, THE MORE MAN—Two beers? You moan » «iit in Munteh. THE BCRIBE—Thats « acientific fret, not intthded to pe funny. THE MERE MAIN--T'he funniest Using meyer are—you, for instance. (the telephone bel rings.) THD SCKIBE—Emouse me. (At the téléphous) Hettor wo, tnaeed. 1 wasn’t abit tired (very wotalty) I'm awfully sorry fount. ‘There te—I've—that ja ¥ have to stay at home this evening. To-morrow? Why, I have an engagement, Wot never mind, I'M cut that. What ehme will you come for me? All “rght! Goodby! THE MERE MAN—I'd like to have an eyeogmaph of you now (wentimuntadly), What must it feel like to bring #uoh radiatice to @ woman's face? 2 THE 6CRIBE-—Radiance? Noneense. I alwaya smile when I'm at the tele- HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Mergeret Hubbatd Ayer, To Whiten the Hands. | To Keep the Hair Light. 5.~Minen the hatr after toroughly M washing {tim halt water and halt! + peroxide, Thin will make no can. fprnnene hangs, but will tend to lighten Correot Weight. SPURUNG.If aa you aay you are § feet § mobes tall your weight should be 14 pounds. practiogtie | Pimples and Red Spots. M, G—Apply this cream for the pitanles, uaing it only of the mt. fovted spots. The red spots are no doubt dum to the eruption and will fade out with the cure: Lanoline, 6 reINS; Wweet almond oll, 5 Krams; amul- World’s Daily Magazine, ‘‘My Wife Won't Let Mel” Ww ednesd ay, a a ws By R. W. Taylo [it UeoKs] [svc TF B) ar = Te —4 t OFF ‘ i“ eo (it's my , Ler fe uS | PAY K Now | oe — — . — bey 2 _ = See ft Wain —V6]—_THeee- Give | [NO [MET THAT. { ~ \ ae THAT Fy TAKE THE MAN OVER 7 | Check PF \ Check! —s_” \a (week ‘STING ort ON SPEND ] Loosen TD cKe Aa NIKE L 2 \ PEA NUT TAL} Dominick, the Head Waiter. 66] T Lewvem & Ho mUch trouble sround here for a week 2s 2 2 & 2 w» —ByT. 0. McC anyway our business ts to take care of |“ Bon, the world looks pretty goad Se! {darned eee nas WHEE, : | a Seeen es her ‘ r VINCENTP O° ADVICE to LOVERS TO COMMAND MEN'S RESPECT. TRUS, whatever you 4 don't make yourselyoe ~oming to the girl whe cannot command the Tespeot of the men whe knows he girls who allow their mimerous admirers to idew them and make atdent love to ther that those boys got vogether and oom SOmMENtA that CuRhT to cause enrt Not all the boys, ( am glag to aay moat of Clem are only too glad to tell all ebout ft. Each one knows that a iri who in “nasy" for bim is probably will do thin But enay” for the rest of the bunch. It generally works out that way } The news will travel «round just as moptdty th «& girl lw atl tight end can't be made « fool of as tt wil that anybody can kins her who wants to. You oan use your own judgment with regard to wirtoh girl she boys prefer to be seen wit Ney time the spooning woes on, Just heey In mint you are towertne the Value of your stock Just that much, and If you mtill tke dt at that price go : girls who are picked out to be the wives of the very boys who have done heap g are not the @trie Abi the apooning with ¥ be neruming th eee how the differe 8 aot and at ¢ th it W expenttye k it over and gee wha 1 decide about It yourcelyes pen to look anyw A peach. 1» Wants to Marry Her. t A_PERPLEX : sy ang | me? AVE a young lady and Fwoubl ke] Tt daem't look ae If she ty marty tert have no money | but perhaps that or way saved at present. but T make on an|'t Why don't you ask Ter? ee a HionIy Wout vxe to +A Sentimental Boy [havea your eAvice as to what to to 1n| near Rete hat ae &. 1. ¥ AM in love with a younr mn He el) her about (t and ask her whit alway® says to me, Oh, love. if jabe t.tnka. Tf she get alone of tha we were only married!” What do j™mach. marry her hink Is proper for me to af<wer | “ oH PARNEST A “'Cool’” Girl. er Ament on your feelings. Dear Hetty u think mo too, say It and Is Deeply in Love. ; weny pus.| ] AS deeply in love with.« young enan. (ae oe f war Be enewers me ¥ tt tHe very much te know thie when | apeak to h t «in ewok mw 7 . n returns the Siete, Be tome er - 1 had « erent | bes never asked to oall. There is an- Pouny man who te constantiy tell- have known | oth er for abe yeu 4 her manner oe of hie lone. but it Js mot re . S| turned, What I doit Tks anome~ tite | has never eed toward me She! young man is that he is alwave rlesoule ala weeme to-teke—a great deal of in mer one. PUZZLE! | gorest in other young follows when T, L never asked to ceil he sap | fm around but I am toh it Is entirely | The other one to ridioule | different when 1 am away. If I bmp-| his triend | nanan ne ae ean t | D» NEW YORK THROUGH JIE men who actually resides on Lobeter Inland ts seldom enthustastic re garding the place where he goes when the bars close up. Whether ft's fiat where he's miserable by tmeelt, or a boarding-house where he miserable in company, or @ hotel where he's miserable both jooks on hia Gomictle with the same feeling of deep sentiment and ting re- ghr4-that- commercial UenVetinr entertains for an upper berth. Il You remember a houte because of the Mean melghbora, or Une fim eww The airahaft Who amoked @ tex-cerpet and galled it » clear, or the janitor with the to | hair-niall @aposttion, or the rat that crawied up in the wall and became too de- Pieanant teel-| and couldn't find anything to @ult him.) prone me thie morning. A bunch of wise peo-| ceased for any earthly uae. ‘This ts the town where “Home, Bweet Howe” haw ihe Th your | Me would kick baemuse the room wasn't] . hen he was very ugiy I used to! Pi@ tried to bresk me and I've wot their! meen muperseded by that more modern and fitting ballad. “Woche Joa to to mind 10 have people | coal ehoush, and Foar when there was]... ) of him myself, and when he| MPH dangling on my new Russial When the Rent Comes ‘Round?’ Thome litthe Spore |e draught. Me would fume if the omme| ne CATs OF Bim myanll, As . eather belt. I'm going beck to my But it's very otherwise when you become one of those larvae known as com- ciation "oH 6 1A) were too hard and nearly cry if they| [eV ot te de bere tna | fatnlly now and get @ good nieht’s| muters with # book Of tickets and fiftein minutes to catoh the last train. Just swhile.” aiid Domi~} were ton soft. He never found any| tire as o' 7m iTsagans sitep, You have been pretty 004 to! a» soon as you've Nad the disease long ¢nough to make runting motions In your nick, the bwnad walt- | fruit that wad right and the steak | “**! time me here once in a while, and here's al sleep every tite ou dream of hearing @ kooomotive whistle you are qualified er this morning a4| was always made of leather, to hear We had to stand bim for two week* tittle something to help keep your auto. to begin passing out tha caloric bydrogén in regard to your particular little dr- he Pore d Our! him cell about It, The toys got eo they | 48d one of the boys inft of ancount Of mobile in repalt tached heaven, You always brag ut It; It's one of the unfailing sy¥mptors peaches over Were very sty to him and I hed to/& Quarre) he and I bad over the oroes) “And he laid down a nice new yellow-| o¢ fering forty-five minutes from Meoddway—providing the cary run. You'd Who's been foot} wateh then earefitly to keep them | mar Yesterday moroing the cranky) pack Atty spol. Aa he got up he anid: | make a dandy ofredlatiog advertionnent for the genera! real estate businenn, © yout’ we ssked| from giving Wok “talk. T knew thar] ci¥tomer came in and he whe « changed You're patient enough fo be rich) only you stways have « barah and « ovtting slur for every other uburd tucked the ing trouble with hie money | man. He was smiling and at cheerful some day. and you ever want tobihe one where you Oty Out your own golowheA of on evening Mat It was leneping him es ® boy out of school He ordered a open a-place of your own let mé know| when you Lived In « fiat you wouldi't sow @ button on the pantry door wn “Well, Tim think: ] up nights, 7 sould figure out that we | breakfast and wheii T sew to tie serv: and Th eee -what-t-onn-¢o t0-held-v0u! tase the agent, stood for the bill, but.orte the commuting beciliuw gete into your ing of it-be aald tn’ of the man who has been makin’ us‘ played a ema@il part m his affatre, and Guance it.” THE ‘JOLLY’ GIR S —-THE ‘T'S 390 LONG SINcET hove REALLY —~ 1 DONT KNOW ANY THING MORE. GRACEFUL THAN 4 4000 DIVE 1HOPR You. ONE FOR US, ARCHIE! TELL MY MOTHER NO Bonws WERE BROKEN AND | EXPECT To oe name SATURDAY, YASSIR AR@ you DE GUY Whar PELL OFF DE Owin’ oa ° sy, WO AD SEASIDE HOSPITAL syatem you start ih blowing ft for improving property that you don't own ant mare you are auch @ conservative mpénder that had you bean an ostrich you would ay « bluebind’s eae. It makes no differences Gow. Jodge Tightwad and Col. Lose Change are In the wame clase of plungers when It comes to playing thin game. We meet you riding tn ® day coach with a garden hoe and « eet of wire screamin and seven sharp-cornered bundtes th your jap Ate you are wearing rubber hipboots on edcount of @ slight amount of moisture wil] standing an Four jnwn as & result of the lost rain, We make so bold a to inquire you are now tying at Miasta Villa, N. J 1 “Not tn e@ million gears,” you reply scornfully, “Why, that holes’ chockful of malaria. Now at Quininedale, where I live, we don't have any malaria, mere ly & fow chile and # touch of fever now and then “Bit no malarial And no mosquitow#—that ts, we only have them at certain | eeasons. T iver GA & stogis monquite there et} inet ister, andwe only noting ‘om th summer when the wind ts off ehote or blowing in from the wm. Biven ther they don't BIté ike thow Mineme-Vihe mosquitoes do. they enam to dite gentler, somehow, Honest, I g#t ao T tke to test ‘um biting on me Baene ae-@ tomla, Litfle 014 Qutntnedale for me!" And the next thing we heer you have moved to Mingus Ville and here, naught but cruel wortW for all the others. THE FUNNY PART: You noerly sways wind up by anewking back @o dear, mulfoonted Mamtuattnm| May Manton’s Daily Fashions VERY variation ot the plalted Lr vogue, and trea ones are constantly appearing. Here we of trimming, the last is by no means ob- Ngatory, As 4 plain finish oan be subs stituted = whenever Uked, In this onse amber brown tat- feta ta wtitehied with belding #ilk and combined with Ince that ts dyed tn matching soler, but the panels abive the glat can be of the material stmply trimmed with same litde = braid; or. again, tf the skirt be out from linen | and the Uke, they | can ba made trom ower embroidery, while the medallions poe — i Nine Gored Fancy Plaited Swirt--Pattern No, 5418, ina and gotton materials all are apyropriate, (he euiting very nearly everything that in sessonable and fashionable The quantity of wmterial required for the yards 4, or 61-2 yards @ inches wide, if material har Oeure or nap | 4 inches wide tf It has not | P 1m G41 te out tp stsen for # M0. IM, %, A and MO inch Walet menaure | estan | 1 | dium sino ie 121-4 yarde 2, 10 68 yarde nN NE nO ene arena neeaaraaee dl $ Call or send by mal! to THE EVENING WORLD MAT MAN~ Mow f@ ron FABRION BUREAU, No. 1 Weat Twenty-third street, New yoo York. Bend ten cents |v coin of atampe for each patters’ ordered, Theee IMPOUTANT— Write your name and addrem plainiy, and | ree) aiwaye mpacify wine wanted. *, he generally 5 never will 96 long 4 @ ToUNd Of Arinks coms aa euch as it dons, Ponalbly by * Y Win! By George McManus =