The evening world. Newspaper, July 21, 1906, Page 9

ry 7 : p . — : Se ki oes The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Saturday, July 21, 1906. onl Od Bu WHAONESDIOHSOSSOTSHPODTTOIIO NTO OSES OFT TOPO AOOS Hoey waa Ha TOO ORO : RAE QOH EAPO overtentsecssessneennls d ) © “You'd think they wouldn't let any : lemons be handed to them, but it’salways & the way that people who peddle the con are alw buying more than they sell." co THE CHORU GIRL—By Roy 1. McCardell. = Illustrated by R. W. TAYLOR, “They said men were no good anyway, and that a lion wasn’t half as bratal, and if they was, you had a whip and pistol, didn’t you?” EPFOAODIDIOOIMG PID AEOMHHSS nev-; - [Sa te ee oe er get = “Half of the bunch renigged on eiea* +) pe T Pere, artting their plotures taken first, be mad thb | Whores } | | AINT SHE OW SAVE cause, while they was willing to tame sae “ | Le a || | GTA MY POOR Hens, they wanted to do !t unosten- trl; “nd Ws" 8 ea | Nerve? 1 | tatiously; but they came from goot—thing:——For (Soiididas Pas Ney LION | families, they said, ant whtle no pooner are ou {iN THe {]] wy ¢ families. maybe, wouldn't send them Zz. 11 \ W4 4 cent, still they had some pride left. sore knees we “At the call to the cage all but from where we twenty sald they didn’t think a hun- got bumped the dred dollars a week was such a lot set time than of money, and, anyway, they'd only ese come to Chaperone a friend, way We gO look- “That left Mamma De Branscombe ng for something and Puss Montgomery and eighteen j others, Pe = “The lion tamer went in with them at-damiee “Who :'bas and when the lion saw all the peek- Nike Mamma De e-boo waists and peacock feathers Puss Montgomery ny lemons be hand tways the way 4 con are e who p ying more than they sell “Mamma De I ROCs always t phe and Puss that saya a Boa- an ad. In the pape in -wanetd at at Coney Island n is not the ahe taming, but the ed tol- fon ya hun gi party ombe-kald ahe'd dally for Mont- thing to live Puss ton ate her be sorry her grav it and powdered noses advancing he set up a beller that woukt break your heart and tried to beat it The way +that poor lion claimed the akiddoo privileges should have been reported to the 8 PLC. A. | “Bostock was getting nervous. It began to look like as if he would have to hire the whole bunch. He ‘eck pityon the lon and the exit. The lion made for the way out ike © commuter catohing the 6.26. “Then they was all tested in crack- ing the whip, | “That was the acid test. Only four stood it. Mamma De Branscombe had & good strong, ‘Here's how!’ arm and she passed. } “Puss Montgomery would have failed, but Dopey stood up outaide the cage and said, ‘Give it to Magin- nis, the Tight Wad!’ Puss closed her eyes+-and imagined her recreant hus-_ band. wasthere and the whip cracked Ifke a Gatling gun, “That left four. A girl in a dress, a rainy daisy in = tan “Ta er = : and Puss and Mamma. They all her | \ faced the lion, which was fetched jn, am. "I went along with them because again, 1b torn. 7 “Mamma De .Branscombe came last. She walked up to the lion and + | gave {tw Jook and the lion made for the back’ 4 without stopping to | gather garlands. —TEy Lon — | ‘Tm as and others #iways Patsy tor I get it handed to me on that ac- And don't good and plenty count? “f never got into any hetpin argu- ments in my life on my own account, but whenever the riot cal! is sounded you'll find me in the middle of the! “Mamma De Branrcombe came fast. She walked up to the lion and gave it a look, and the llon made for the back drop without stopping to gather gariands!” “Then names and addresses of the four survivors was took and they told they'd be let know, All the way back Mamma De Branscombe and Puss regarded each cAber suspiciously, saying to them- took and was counted out “Another tady was a teacher of languages and carried a fountain pen and a bunch of her business cards. She said if she didn't get chawed up too bad it would be a splendid adver-| tieement for her school of languages when she got out of the hospital. “Anotier Ta4y sald ehe had veer; | band and she was golng to show him) that the arte was open to her, and, anyway, he hadn't worked a day alnce she married him, and when she.got that off her chest ail the rest of the bunch shook their head and said men + were no good anyway, and that a/ selves, ‘I know that woman will do lon wasn't half as brutal, and {f they| something to queer me from getting wns, you hat a whip and pistol, the job, and after what a friend I've Most of them was married ea 08. wp and it occurred to me that they'd all take up lion taming with Joy af- ter-what they'd been through with. “Betore you're married you know the worst is yet to ome, but after you are merried and find you are in; tras; some of them was members of; honest employment b what there} the Anti-Fat Association, nine-tenths| was always a lot of butters-in sit- would have been allowed weight for) ting around for no other reason than age, but they all wanted to be Tidy | to keep her out of the fob, mélée becuse T tricd to Keep others licn tamers at a hundred a week. “It made the others just as mad to aut of it . | “My-tut wasn't Mamma De Brane-| meet us there I got eome black “It may have been a preas agent combe\and Puss Montgomery mad to | looka T tell you. But T banded tt out and we all signed a legal release “Puss was afraid it was a put Mr. Maginnis, that maybe att got his apies to put the-ad. tr the paper. and that the rele was a qui: claim for alimony, bUe after reading it Over she saw tt was noth- @ng, but there was 200 ot or dolis| see other women there. Mamma De | cold that I wasn't down there look- ing bot a paper saying if wes her bad, your mind ts set on a hundred | eold years ago that she had a lion-| didn't you? | been to her!’ ii for ft, bexides those Ti Uur tette| Branscombe said she liked thelr \ ing fo- no lady lion taming. _own fault if the Hons made potted mphrers A week ‘ou'd Wig tunnels Lamer's face, and she wanted to find, "My, such mean dispoaitions! My| ‘Dopey Is so excited about it that . but that was sa: “We had to si ar It way to. te t of her. id get Cie Wends” for iat much. out tt tt was a true btit or just i party | Betve, but sie ohana, Mad Nao Mn Esato seg “One of the ladies was a hypnotist, | passing compliment the trainer brought in an old lion|a time and plieying ‘Just a Little ——— “Buch a bunch' Some as fat “Puss Montgomery said that she | get inside. Bostock would guaran- “We all sat around telling our end faded ar solviste in indy ore tas=| never in—ber life went out to get | tee nothing but the amtulance call, | right names during the preitminaries. “My Wife Won’t Let Me!”’ GWE THAT LADY HiS SEAT! “Then a lady with an airship shape sald she'd had a tiff with her hus and sald she'd hypnotize the lions, bot she couldn't even hypnotize Bos- ae and stirred 1 up with a stick till a Rocking Chair and You.’ was peevish and the candidates was| “Ever heard it? x ee ¥ 5 3 4 eympathies wae with the lions. Thep| he's been smoking two cigarettes at > — 3 " | Summer Playlets,-~No. IX. THE HAIRDRESSER ON UNWRITTEN LAWS. rej by R. W. Taylor. DOMINICK THE HEAD WAITER. — | By T. O. McGill. ecm a WHY DOESN'T Sage HE GIVE HER HIS Seat! HE man whe hes well-eenisol Kote Gottar or & ring the day, but I had more fun of life than the the quarter to figure on for « certainty, one who makes a kid out of him “Bat there was the gooseberriee all » dew, Jum fresh from the out welt and buys all the things he thinks| phiny wit By Nixola Greeley-Smith, P he wanes if he has the, money_and els | truck garden, ond Ife myself ping - t for the rest sald Dominick. | 'Nincwer only W 0k” Waa the a A hairdressing parlor on the toy of @ Broadway office building The Scribe having ber hair shampooed. The Baphistivated Biren we dergoing a manicuring, The Sweet Young Thing icho has accompan nd they're the mitonst < Ute autmer,* mo i re 1 fell, it went down “pened an exe oF two. ounds an though you were fact the Sevibe merely tevking om, The Lady Anarchist disguised se a : nerely 7 iy “But Pm not,” he topiied. “And this] wi 4 toleeny aad Wedel, hairdresser, eit vit 2 of them.” 4 if wei fa how I figure it, TI went to marker! fi! rapping it up 1 hed » HE LADY ANARCHIBT (eusptolouriy, to the Serive) for the missus before I came work] » teeliag W 1 boy that has Med @ [ Who sem you to met toway, and after t had 6 the | his mother and gut a sleoe of cake. Nor = ‘ he: Het sa hae doing it T Oh, 1 know who you are. I'm going dea Lieddogeediaebaler toa Wen {got home T handed the tape te about how ft feels to have my hatr do around at the things they were pu ries to the mlmeus arel subd; b 4 In that grein soap ar tr to tempt the unwary felle 1 tought some gogaeberrios, i sire 1 intended ¢o tell you s¢ ance. and ft saw ax fine a bo youd ttte to have a pies The Lady ‘Anarchist—Much obliged. Bo Uiey"ve found ies an You ever ma | ei tre taanate, = me out? Well, I auppose f should have expectet it. (She bus! 1 dearly | A ko y ple 0 Long Ieintd. by in and | looked af that box of green ‘und Bg Rpg ys BetibeWhat do you think about the Thaw case euitahertien erith my” nc pegioning ae ee ee erat tae not for publication? I'm curtcus kinow what the anar- to water. by pot being trot» chist point of view fs, particularly about unwritten Iawe. | “{ had mpent all the money 1 had with p resiat Lempiatio fake & tady Anarchiat—T don't belleve in any laws But the} me oxcept quarter which was to go)? o walk for the reat « 4 snwritten ones belong way back in the period when nobody tor the day-s-cartare and papers, unter } Tlgive hatt-nt-thts-to the = knew bow 40 write. | eomenia sh bend me an ext waited on you ‘The Sophiationted Stren (tmatting tn)—I think they are tha noblest product of human nature. But T haye no sym- pathy with this particular cas® Tam on the sage, myself, and I know just what @ good, Kind, generous man the vic (Wipes tee-apee with | ' HINTS FOR THE HOME. tim wae He was jum Kke @ father to me. ry * — the Hand not repairs and atitite & 00b.) To Keep Silver Bright. | Cream Cakes. The Mattcure (viciously)—The wher band, pleawet . 5 euch as urD, twacthicde ai Walter an EDaan nd blew t with Ard, ter par —— The Sweet Young Thing—I was reading @ porm of Bret Harte's the or fay that somehow reminded me of thiy case, It dus about a man who was kept in canton flannel’ ban when ot water to ball, ANG pleces_of allver. Lnor taskety and the {te a the ant jealous of bis wite who got a divorce from him, a started tn to mun of in active nse, “The furry # prey y » when bolling turn in your eup of ) + sight. ‘The tet of victims:went somothing like this: flannel should be ed inside a 3 ay butter and Jurd, When bolling turn im ‘ “Tne Judge who granted the decree, tre Chwed drawing alninke Ot Une amount of tour with « plndh 6k ) ‘The jurymen, the referee; top jeods. Mix quickly and Well with @ 2 fact, on pervans twenty-three | or -w5ip. Put to oval, then hreale. . He proved he eonrary Raoelitak® Chicken Cutlets. sold bhieke: rin ms ¢ eee one Fare working ‘The Sophisticated Slren—How perfectly horrid! EABON ieee oe and pepper, Dip/tach one well with Your KAA’, DR Bey taly AE CA A hel Weis We MNENEN SyeHen tree tted bytter; Tet thie c ya pan as intervals, bake in lowe thoomerdit, with et hie: taike-ehout--rece-suluide,amakesowalck,Not the hus masts sah oven Wiha fair — s A dip in beat ax OWED WIN 'R tan hands, bul (he wives, should be heard trom on that mubsect. (Aa he talke her the ca epraad—crermbe— Eryn bu Queen Putt =e feet eprest, ber erm ta thrust out in approved plationn manner aed the soribe merenms) The Beribe (humbly)—Please don't do thet again! You almost pulled my air out. I guess ym forgot you had hold of tt- . SLD BETTY VINCENTS © © ADVICE to LOVERS 2000 a dellonte brown. Sapve on silos 4 toast, with either @ white or eS from a teaspoon inte hot tag | ine poured around. Pieces of Will turn over . 168W mike a nice dish, if preferred, satel wane & nice dish, tf bre cook tn ten minutes, BI : = ry si ia A vend the samme mancer and ~~ May Manton’s Daily . odel for ERE Is a mo drowere that 1* pertectiy — anooth ay A Pies raltiansaiedl Sri s The Heribe. (nbologetiontiys—t'm atraks 1 have, t want tt waved. Fashion my mind. I'll font do it up myself. Tha tire Forme Shing tres thee diepant) Wetton may have otter meme FY fine views on anarchy, but that's the butrmest shampoo I ever saw, You'd bet- ter go somewhere el: and have If dom over again. Dive changed Those are th wha when we woul KINDNESS THE KEY TO SUCCESS. nice We are, care about little thires Ike tha } Aut are peoply wot hything But peoply & HURE aro a fow things which do not cost - help very often, One of these th hile it | end w eh EY eee Oe FOR end wor over the hips, while, it { » We all learned little verses and sentiments about little They krow ¢ the back creatures 2 and rend them aa the he ma ‘ pore dine 100! mal fi » a ror trated, the By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. worda of kind: " at a 1 an 3 forgot them #8 soon am) oy go « bool & Brat |tenine 4h wince ap pian Me nate fe swasible, most of us, 86, many times, when d Is just 88! them. N v 4 gotng to tine from the ranks! °° At 7 Use of Pumice Stone. Eyelash Grower, any to say something encouraging of Kind to @ person | and ex Ne ouiiae., The ee ahah Cecae eee anen | teicainen. waste eas: hf HORED~ you | Gil Teeside She doemula tor anak who really needs such & word, we don't amy it. There te| puie, and Rene Ket even" when they are In @ position to do wo, This ts amen ome oan have ai ing eyelashes and ayobrows grow | an at It is much easier to go right on and wot aay!” bad apirit, but it certainly thrivea all around wa If could.be disarmed and] Pais perfluous hair | and it le atriotly harmless. In ything. Parhaps + 1s, ‘but she peraane who never Have, We would alt pref ave the people around us regard | opriate, ]2i29ve8 by the clee- | Applying any greste to tha ayelashes it any kindness eine @Way never get any thrown In y feelings, bit do we do anything to help them on? As you think By aed trie peedie, bat tthe} da—n rye ‘e eee eir direction either I think your decision will be, if von't been bora with a kind heart,| while the frills ee of (he eyes and ‘this may be jpredlyal We ell have times when Ching WW WOtag wrong andthe ttue anew are! that teoworth white eatttratins "| oe lace oF embroidery as Mod. | 1uite expensive, ‘Try eater a “stiek a. hake & smell card underneath th . ity of me- proprietary article, [lamhes while applying the lotion, Red Jove with s very pretty girl J kno Su bnkr akt ab, sand aokeaa ae et | The quantity AE) ag Bes foree dike Mined Manip aN yen Doesn't Know How. Pig gh wr rt ier eamapiey | get ge ceemeuaaaiar ok i Sea mains. ‘That te all you! yertal reautred for the ene) fuenine eee folt'se ro canon: Of of lavender 1 cr008; | Dear mate ; for another fellow who has a better Job. | 4 aul Mat for ou to wry t iy, 1 am atrasd A Rah Sarena tetrad f omernary rope. Mix ‘thorough: ett “ own other fello > has a better Job.\ your friend and mbowtanot offend the * i da, with S32 3 ment for the armailiy, “Apply tothe eyebrows with w tiny || LOVE a young lady 80. M9, 20011 iknow oan mupport her, Can you tell| ther ah Can't Live Without Him, | ¥ inches wide. mitt ore tm the way to age and we want to get MS ¥ |me how I could make her i > Y Diag Dotty | yarts rn é 1 bs yards of beading (2% @ Pattern 5.432 ty cut Lowes Poor Man. toothbrush * fe” pamolentiy, “wtion on Dear Det ar Deety: thn) Until ‘the growth me whated, "Riven lene am almoat diatracted ae 8, weed for Bead her presents and sake her out 1 don't know how to Ko about tt uso pumice tones ; ' Cant you Bdyine mo, plewse JOR. | AM @ y¢ and ove wi } at Hd young girl and am in love with & young man whom J have known five-cont cake of i] Gat a license and a rig and 69 to *) Pay her afl the attention you have y AM deeply tn love with an extremely ~ , macs for sf a pumice stone, This 18 net pumice sows, minister se ume for, | handsome young man, twanty-tour |r grep citar aren, mot. te ey £204) op. 90 and 32 Anch wale GALA # regulnr old-fashioned pumide ost rac Mere Fri. T have money and be haen't any to grows up he treats mo very coolly. My | measure Angerie Batiste Underwear-Pattern 5,422, stone. To remove the bair rub the akin! To Get Rid of Warts, fb Alm Distn : \A4 Ret lend. wpoak of He eenins to case tor me, but | {oiks ha eg fs Kid ‘the “hoiwa | dane : = efficted with the superfivous growth hi peng Woh of a chat bigs i] y my tather pbjecte to marriage as hel Serure J cee hime yp Sal mR Gall or wend hy mall lo THB EVENING WORLD MAY MAN« fend the pumice stone will wear the hair) | "The recle bas Pees ores) BANS rete oon to yer a a gp eal ggg ong senve | ami eee tO senaTY 8 wealtler ang | ots sa Wisagh he were, beaitul flow TON FASHION BUREAU, No. 2 Weat Twenty-third atreat, New \ py reaulte when othe » y) aan, ove t gentleman Z ™ 1 find he o for I " BM Be carerul nat to be too heroic |) 4 failed Prepare an otatment of|| town and dad to work all day and/| end her macber, 1 chink a great care fo make g change Would you ad: |fove him mo I donno live without himt York. Bend ten canta 11 coin or stamps for each pattern ordered. | ; red by pe pile oh phy Ohe OWNCe AE Vaseline and ond ounce of] my evenings Were ApeAt getting thingy goal of her, but ovly as & friend, ae [| ¥ite Aan elopatnont or epemly iba) ‘ aad seal ev! IMPORTANT—Write your mame and addrem plainly, aad} i ‘hie siege Se peters els Suh te war ni! pay So ses oe teow a lve wit Rother wl Nov a rye A ty vay | oy ew |i See main ‘op acee ‘une eles who always apecity sine wanted. , { ' § — K : Ve ry 4 ¢