The evening world. Newspaper, July 20, 1906, Page 9

\ 99 "ADVICE to LOVERS? NEED OF nk of it SELF-RELIANCE. there ta a Word that should ie any HILE 1 t . ndente an a w wrone he or #he ca am ‘far I be so impulsive and thoughtless, Remember that and nine golne to Influe whole . Ke SVEr A thing carefully: jook-at th trom yourself, Make yourself go over One else that you knew, and me ¢ pesole over twenty-five and tht ® J to rely of thelr own Judgment and now to #a “ s pliiful, because such people have allowed thetr own characters t we . grow Aep x Js my busthess to do all 1 can for Heron Who « s " nm hard to tell the people what t do w ' 4 enous + themselves whatever you th! them i . of thelr welf-made a! tions. e your hablte and character be, sure be t. x in mind every day that the ye and cannot be put aw they are getting the sitivated nd fe Hable to lead to tr Y hava be them r ney to buy need not be more wonderful ea of What 3 all tight because nobody when You grow older does 5 req me j everybody will see The etforia that have been expended to form wood, strong characters have! never been y to be weak now, but it Is harder in the end. It may } - fi Jto dot Iam desperately fn lore with He Gave Her a Wink. B a Dear Betty I don't seg Sow you eas _tove -& girt| desperately when not even know AM deaoty in love with a young lady sx the street from One day ai T Wa you her to speak to, Do not be fo rast. Shaft He “Tip? : who_residen a» where I work sweeping the sidewalk she passed me. | 1 ety H was the firs time 1 bad seen her, | PLE mcueday I was up at a man's oy he eR | nowse and: them Jaaw hissdaugh- | he smiled and I did, too. = ¥ ns waver Rad any chance to speak to ter, I was not introdu 4 to ‘her her ya! I know she loves me and I) nor @i@ I peak to her, Now: this jove Ker, Waet-geod Advice cout you give me? R young [Atv passer my house frequa: 1 4 lam at & ios whetaer Toeuet “¢ you chink you lowe rather quick- | '¥. “5 Wr bay advice te, ‘Gon't be 90 qusseptia ltip to her when we next mect. Do you bie | think we would find baraslt tasutres ttt ‘. 2 wT. Is Desperately in Love. tee of Dear Betty: 1 would not do it if I were you You! were not introduced. AM a young man and am in love | With a poung iedy. The trouble is, t) Different Religions. @o not know her, but have & great Dear Betty: desire to. Unfortunately we have no AM engaged to« irl, We Ifke chon mutual acquaintances and IT don't know other very much. but do you thin’ | what church she attends. Bhe often; Ti. “cory slowly past the places || naturally leaving me to im- that the fact of our being of differ. | frequent, ent ne will interfere with our : T would be afraid $e ated eet do not would do| tween couples of different 4 cus future happiness? Are marriages be to fit I do not think rebgtont | it one or the ot! hae fo End that would spot fall chances 9f | fomary witha ‘one or the other cha | 4 t ‘meeting. Financially Iam in good | ine i Winding, “But my acquaintances are| Tf you are satiated to’eo $e aiterent few. ™ “what would you advise me churches and live together tt ls right ——<—<—<—<——————— Summer Piayiects~—No. VIII. : THE MAGISTRATE ON MATRIMONY. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. weoew hae Rcthe—A police court. The Preaiding Maptstrate, roused from his uaual state of <dicial somnolence by the presence of a young newspaper woman beside. m, The waual number of dismal siinesses scatet on benches outside the rail, of over-alert lawyers inside (i. ny TT MAGISTRATE—Now, what posstbie the readers of your psper take tn my views on matr. | mony? What do I know about it? I'm @ bachelor WOMAN REPORTER (teprosonfully)-But you s!i¢—~ THE MAGIBTRATE--Yes, unfortunately I id say tt fiut f must have been crazy. This la the fourth interview ve given on the subject this morning. The Soream got me out of bed at « A. ML Dy Timing the telepheme—in—an> ungodly manner, My nephew was away from home end I idought something KAT tappened to him, 1 gat downstairs | fo my pajemas, to have this question turted-at-mey “Wa ‘nderetand you ald every man should get married before twenty-five. Please gtve pus your views in 40 words. (Grisly) T guvetem my-views in-etx. Think of it! Jerked un. of bed at 4 o'dlock in the morning, Outrageous! WOMAN REPORTER trweetiy)—it wae dreadful! But of course that's one of the peomities of fame Why ahould they get snarried before twenty-frer THE MAGISTRATE—Ob, morriet — the only life for a man. It stimulates Ris aentatton om him a motive in Ili CLERK OF THB COURT (monownetsly} Martin Gunootey! Martin shambles fron the Mne of diwreputable prisoners to the bar of justice. THE MAGISTRATE (in the Magisterial Grone)--Martin Githooley, you gre charged with amauiting,.contusing and felontously abrading Bridget Gihoolsy, your wife, on che moraing of July 16 What have yoo t My tor yourseitt VOICE OF BRIDGRT GILHOOLEY~What ean be aay for himanit, the dirty, lying, drinkene THE MAGISTRATE —Orter inthe court! Officer, atlence that woman, Mar- tin, what have you to say tor yourself? Nothing? “yn otiare or too days. Next case! ~ WOMAN REPORTER (persisteatly)—Abowt matrimony, Judge. THE MAGISTRATE —The Sneat institution in tho world. All Gat saves where he belongs—Mary MeMichael, you are charged ‘with @ husband and five children. Now, I told you the jaa t camé Bafors me again ~Phirty dere! Next. rou, Tony? - Tony, (oreathiessly)—Thirtees, Your Ronew. t THE MAGISTRATE—Humph! Remanded to the Children’s Oourt, Officer, | What 40 you mean by bringing thet child before met OF FICER—He sore he Wks vightemr test night, Your Honor, THE MAGISTRATD—Next case! (To the reporter) What joy te like that of feeling yourself a part of the gfeat human triumvinete—busband, wife— You know the rest. Fix it up, You don’t want tw ait through all these oases, They're al alike. WOMAN REPORTER—Why don't you get married yourself? THER MAGISTRATE—Why don't yout Get too alone to the skeletons just aw I 60, I guces. Well, good morn Next case! HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer, A Good Fane Cream, For Split Hair, A W—Une BT. O—Tho recipe I etve wilt Eddy Heh ia @arken the hatr, Bub at ur Vs . 08D » nightly, Comb the halr gently Ka apne i wi ‘until fhe ende all mest and olip or aingw ery night, the pet ends, or slightly twist the bair nd clip O% the uneven ones that ap- peer io thie way, dry A Netw Comic Series That Begins Go-Da;-. “My Wife Won't Let Mel” . . «& You KNOCKED MY LITTLE Boy DOWN! YOU QiT DOWN "HERE AND fu Fix You! re ea } By R. W. Taylor) HE KNOCKED [MY LITTLE \ BOY Evening World's Daily Magazine, Friday? Down! / 3 aD Clever Things I Never Said. interest O80 | declared, “the staxe 18 Stratton. here's & whole wad’ of education ta even & root garden.” 1 CAN'T? MY \ WIFE WON'T LET ME! / afok £3 / (ALL RIGHT i THE IDEA! SOAK HIM! a ae we os | “You're right theret"! rily, Photos just as well on cloudy “The othe , . lowe So Wao Prin oe ot ae whens ed yal T found my dwar otf atmnple lite friend, present tmpresatio | T. Roosevelt, making a noise like Maud of middle ~ weight} Muller in the Sagaamore HIN hay bureau. Stage charmpiona,| With sleeves rol'ed up almost to the wns discussing with | wrists, Ge wan raking new lald grass me hin one bewt|ibto rows of sea-level ditches, the #soteric | “Whence thin fil-timed activity tn va. of High Art, |oation days?” I queried | “Doo — ‘Darlingte star (health) boarder of Gotham’s Municipal eating house, waa telling one of bis early ex Perlanooa th medicine. “The wtrangest cise of D. ‘T's I ever knew he observed, “was where a man, after his forty-seventh consecutive high- ball, muddeniy declared that he was a road between a irate and « came ut you," he} “f must make hay while the sun} NOW, you'd think a mock Like that ‘meand ‘of in» | #hines he panted strenuer y. yc cure a man forever of drinking, it necessarily.” I reassured Kim. “} on yor ” |The camera men oan take time ex- ty Wied tae tevont at [eee we formet manager of Dugilistic artiney and the capact #tand-pat on ver! By Lowe R. Case, ty of a cael he'd want to the hallucination game for- Prot. Matteucet paused long ehougt. ii! Nis defy task of feuring up Vesuvian earthquake dope to tell me of curious new scien ordina’ ered a ely “The yearly. «ro ot and c ™M txotrement ‘wolmr orb’ henent to stifle wing high: mae t* be x ia Latin tor iscovery made and of which he sceqod proud as if he had reduwecov- ‘orgotten $2 bill Int } pocket of his Isat summer s polar orb.” he mankind he had jos sin southesat vent, exclaimed, and amalior and tn, general Interrupted tn mad t seven SOAPS (HAT low York fat’! ‘ni By George McManus. THE ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS —THEY Wi [hE REASON WOMEN DON'T GRY WAITED ON 1S THAT THEY DON'T Trey TO STAND ON THEI F ALL Day! TiO THE WAITERS! | Dowty THINK ONE CAN BE TOO WE HAVEN'T HAD Peis OOD SERVICE ‘ OUR LUNCH AT ,| | Moxo By Roy L. McCarde) The emall piazza of the Octagon Hotel, NTOUD Of Newspaper men, Time: 11 A. M. 4 G Scene. NTUS IN, RED SWHATER—tet's Repredentative of “The Yellow high tide till @ o'cloet, Genius in Flannel Collar and Tennis Correspondent that guy! Genfor tn Red Awenter—Let's matoh te eee and find 6 ‘The Daily Dope we anything : Q gol (AM present regard pies with ‘onecmmative of “The Yellow Fellow'—Anuyhody got olmarette? Say, jt looks Itke rain aeatn, Geotus tn Planne! Collar—Raln ‘i spell the wheat crop chk up. Gentus in Red Bwenter (rightening wp)—Say, tetiows, there ain't no whent at Sagamore Fit, but— The Datly Dope” —You're one of them knockers that want tnote! (Cuttingty) Why doo't you etit tt out? to hamper ua witt R | Correspondent of | | n ive of “The Yellow Fellow’—That wheat story for mine! ny wars)| COME Now\ (oT OOH \T WHAT ARE You | a in Red Sweater—We had Teddy Maud Mulléring yesterday, but Smith, . 4 W\ any FIGHT KSCARED OF % the Secret-Bervioe man A to me that Roosevelt doe tke. thém camping: uP HERE?) LI COHN’) | BE CAME ) Ne, Sa eae put * He thin hurta him with the labor vote, who imagine he's loaf- y rf 7 a a can \) Genius ts Flannel Collar—Tilling the sot] and atrenuowas Ife stories are the { Lek HIM + Cant give ‘am too musi } Cub Reporter—ut tt we went to Mr tone find the Pres (The acorn Jand telegraph.) Loeb or drove out to Sagamore Hitt & was doing something really and truly. Couldn't wet ot the rest ts too great for words, as they depart for telephone | Excerpt from New York papers and out-of-town dalle) THE PRESIDENT HORS HI8 WHEAT! CONTINUOUS RAINY WEATHER HAS EXECUTIVE. APPRENENSIVE THAT HiS GRAIN CROP WILL BR DAMAGED, HIS SKILL AS A WHEAT HOPR AMAZES LEM DUSEMBERRY, WHO j ASSISTS HIM Oyster Bay, Yesterday.—"Come on, Lem!’ said President Rooserett to Lem Dusemberry, hie favorite farm hand, at Sagamore Mill thig morning. “Uniess we hoe that fall wheat on the upper ten acre I'm afraid we'll love it, for I all- | culate {t's going to rain again!” ‘Gosh ail hemlock!" sald Lam, recounting {t afverwerd at 61 Hankinson’ weneral store tn the village. “Gosh ali hemlock! I thought 1 could hoe wheat soma, tell you whet there haln't a wheat hoer tn this township, ner twe >) of ‘em, can keep ap with Teddy Woteever= = Lem was y keoping within the facts. For Irate of two houts the Pree. t had #ix acres of the fall wheat hoed and-hilled, while Lem, who fe « hesky was pa fevteh the reet Oe President te a thorough farmer. and can tell with a-boenet how much | corn he will thresh every year. The fal) wheat, however, ia ie spweleT penta: | although he will not be here this fall to mow. tt { That the President should impart some of his meteordlogical NnuWiedge to he Weather Hursid W Kise epparont, for juet-ae the ‘ast of the tall wheat wee | hora the rats he had presaged chme down In torrente, \TWO-MINUTE TALKS WITH NEW YORKER By _T. O. McGill, No. 1—‘‘ Major’’ Callahan Discourses on Trath, 66[]f © ey 87d me whether I have haa any now | CER do a lot of of @ certain brand tn since don't mean during © ORY Just to ees other ‘people's tert + ings. acid Major Caltanan at the)" Oe alt @ eo Fifth Avenue TO*) ioe near thee = wenger teh cheat BOAT UDI jeretiboe amd whee he omnes morning: | Whether f bevevhad a “Sart we 4." ay the motst clgure.on top of pala Paul the tray cigary in te box and hand boy, who A Rand aay: mtanding oN @AT.! "Sen how those wilt do,’ “put we don't I) “Ite takes a couple and sayay to hatin any ane."* | “Ab, that’s the tay to Bave. them! | “Fr don't know.” anid the Major. | Fresh trom the maker!’ And ft don't iwhemher we do or not f sometimes /esy wnything, sof he goes sway per- loka thas tt we told the rent truth ail) fectly satisied Bur I atwaye: test the time the world would be better off.” |heven't treated hin just right, aTchougn “Don't tool yourself for A vetnute aboul| the cigace are just the ame ag thiug that. waid Paul, as he folded a twenty | he, them fresh from the factory.’ over 1 “ 7 e you eld hl the ula.” overs roll of ones, “If you started “Would It make any “He Itkes his cigars fresh and jasid Paul, aitter- telling the truth you wouldn't nave any | euoet* j friends, and the goods you veil would) oon” Pt en Vege eed | f mp. Kot mildewed because they weren't! fomer "go away, bo matter how many | sola jwe have bia e . n | “Can you fo Moet of 1 haven't ever sean It tried,” maid) SM dat feet mates Of, |the Major, “but T find that a lot oti we borrowed times you can save a polite ‘ain't ao Not all, “At9 oat 0 a9 Ny an who [that man who eames in here every | Gmiy mild fade ueunlly Re's What. he jaflernoon Bhout tour-o‘cioch and seks wony and the teuth most of the tims, May Maaton’s Daily Fashions the peop) o lnaked as an the matermie used for underwear there is none that teat once-more de | Mghtful to wear or more anduring than Tikes ‘batiste from which thw pretty chemise wae made The garment tr one of the favorite ones of the s@anon and Torma both a corset cover and petticoat. P Witte tr remtity + |i9 simply drawn up Jet the waist ine vy hm eens of ribbon | thrended through beading. In the tl- | \ustration it te pret~ Gly trimmed with Garman Vaien- jclennnes Ince, but [there ar « great many materials that ate quite a@@ appro- priate aa the linen batiote and there are also humerous | Wandings that can | be utiined, Cam- | uric, cotton batiste, naineook and the ke are all nultic- tantly soft and Veht of w while em. broidered bandi are quite as |reot as lace {éritt atthe edge provides hess at that paint, the garment wad shaped as to while ne * Linen Batiste and Lace Lingerle-—Pattern No. $868. i The quantily f mate req ed t medion aise is Si-t yards 4% inches wide with 7 34 yards of insertion, and spde of edging to trim au tlas trated Fatiorn 3600 ln cut be 24, M, BE and Mtneh bust measure. w fora ® Gall or wand Wo mall to THE RVENING WORLD MAY MANS TON FASHION BUTUSAU, No, @ West Pwentysthind wtreet, New } | York. Send ten cents 10 coin OF Atathpe for each pattern ordered || IMPORTANT—Write your mame abd addres phalnly, sad [| Always specify wits wanted. ! 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