The evening world. Newspaper, July 18, 1906, Page 11

THE SECRET OF POPULARITY. OPULARITY te tn a@ large sense due to whether P are antliafied to be a success In your to climb outelte of It We all know . the duck pond herd, but we don't always know fow knocks. Thin was domnonerated the other day when a very lawyer became a very Indltt Juat t af Ha never get any further now He before who has had beautiful brawn hat wale, only she climbs down tt wn aphere or than etter t t be the blew to be Amaltont ole ow ent judge al po Agi and becomes a slave to the peroxite habit belongs to this class on a emmiler A of ut When ahe loaves her aphere It fa & wad th to-eee people who might Ao eo well where they are try to mething different in « @ifferent way and place because they think they can 1 are doing the baat you can, with what talents you were born with, you Grn doing ail that you Were put here 7 i ¢ man who atme much higher «han hid friends or than hie environment would 4 m often gets higher, but does he get happier as he rleest He P) p>rotinos hae t pon tote of other people in the ascent, and when he renches ner dice 00 oll t Joy himself, If the man adapt iraty now Aut tinge with ‘The adaptabil tt un way that few are born y marked that we were all put where we aro for some dings if took > ehureh teaching & Lot to fo t present jars k. I got her fuat at y swe? ahe ts Is Le ax ak that'y A nak the gontiemar Won't Say She Loves Him. 4 Wants to Make Up. niger th miiy be too young i — aren ene Doesn't Care Any More, Affectionate AM , ic oft ue fake & sieat youre shichd * r Prevents, but he : > eto m m take mo o He eet teem hem i te and says ye he he ‘ bis parents to kn ase H - ze ft sats to me at all What : 2 . + PERPLEX Ph strat; 4 — Your — avin Dhter Ketlee him again tt ¥ re aes ow dD Die an S shown absolutely np hes ean fe would urd for ¥0 Summer Playlets.—No. VI. | STALLED AUT A STALLED, . (6) WHERE LOVE IS NOT 4 . By Nixola Greeley-Smith; 5 A Wente oy ard the end of @ broiling July after ¥ The c: i stalled The chauffeur is feet. em ; lunge i oO Th wgh all the other me « « i of a “tated tir The Scrite, tired » t a rets, and the Here Man, who haw fut quired rt vebley os t FAME AL, 4 mee, i we ter a crowded trolley car witha move Hike MERE MAN (pety antiy)—T've Been wateb ; r the last five minutes But this 6 no ; Hy HE=I showk t I've an engagerent z. Ie v 6 kind if you! - ¥ . att aay © i T would tke Very sea you-ery ini of @ woman’e at- cs v * Besides, I'm tired of hearing ab t that fel- m1 hope we ait herein the middie of <he-rond-alt-ntent THE SCRU «is wm madden! But perhaps [ could A maxtry—the—cha Tthstendt—ch—Itenrp-- are you rumrried? THE CHAUFFEUR (solemnly from under the auto! , ma‘am, = = THE SORTBE (with resignation). seem to sett .| Sait hare eMeAeMent of course being contingent-on ; pot staring. Motor cara, Low much matrimony is committed tr THE MERE What a strange thing our latest motor romance fet 7 Komanee Ip good! It's nbout ax romantic as De Maupasesn: $ ‘e presi xt tn he whole affatr ta that the bri — FTUICCANNY” RUMI to belie Thirty years old an. Ff a -timesht to he twenty-six. | s fees Nh, that's quite ordinary! oe iia universal At the foot.of the scaffold, on the 5 7 c. AVErYW here, No matter how complete our ecathay hie - den we always remember to lie about our 8. Tt helleve the dent: tbhinigies babies ut ie that they can't falatty thetr birth certition tes THE MEL MAN—They equare things tn the marriage loess. though | THE SCRIRE—Why pleases them and decelyes nobody When an umale enee of Cleero that she was tust | create 4 the aiatemént. saying: “I know that's] trne. I've heard-her say-so for the forty years!” It was Madame de ftacl| hig wah a glorious Immortality of twenty-Ave, We don't wish for it take it. Why 4n't wet But if this machine dosen't start pretty soon I'l a hundred yearw olf. Tm getting a ray hatr a ctnute, now THE MERE MAN—I regret to say that 1 perceives look of triumph tn Henry'a eye. Judging by that— | THE CHAUPFEUR—I think. Wt, we can make the next station—about tow and a half miles—by going very slowly. We'll have to bave q new tire when we got there THE SCRINE (with sudden elation)—Take back your ring, There te euch a pince as New York after all, and we're going back thera. Hurry up. (Ax the imachine starts) 'm no grateful to Henry that 1 would wlmont tell him my real axe. HEALTH AND BEAUTY. | By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. ‘ | Henna’s Effect. | Apply to the hair by the ald of afamatt Sate, and te not to! Pimples and Rough Skin. advised for gray Pol would advise only rational hair whieh ts com. means to cure these fiery mingled with troubles. For the bleakheads a brown, ence el foot joleaniiness by means of the faoe Wild turn white! brush, aoap and warm water every day, hat red and ¢tve| For the pimples try this: Bicarbonate Teddish tinge a0, | spermanett! olmtment, 1 ounces, Apply to but differing in| the affected parts. Let it remolp on ten uniformity, Here | minutes, Then wipe off all but a slight ty the tule fo ©) Alm. Hete ts « lotion for rough akin; henna balr stain; “Take one ounce Of] Shnple tincture of benasoln, 1-2 ounce; henna lenves, steep in @ pint of boiling | glycerine, 1 eunces bouner; div Vo \ water for twenty minutes, Lat etand’ tilled 8 Apply MaMa ye Sm: | purple Measias, or whatever its nai | LE TTERS FROM pwrers Neteon the English admirn}, war ae goonge. The henna will sometimes sian IXMOUS-—The @ foot of henne ta | {tf Male. but the stain can easily bol removed by soap and war ie ea the ed bY ROAD and water, he drown hatr a) of soda, 96 @raing; gtycerine, 1 dram; | VINCENTP o° THE‘JOLLY’ GIRLS—THE tN ( Pekar tHe FARMER \ | WANT TO MAKE ~\ NO! TOU & =| OW,DFAQ ZA # ¢ VLE HELE OS A SHORY CUT | CRT eS cay WOW CAN ae oo ARMER WONT (~s “A | WE GOT wae) ee aan YOU PUT THE re Fad ACROSS ‘ { GEE wnit Taner? ) ee (ie) BARD DOW me ay | Hie ¥ |} tHem erry cain bog er ACROSS THE ie Gn } ; 5 nowy ) 7 CREEP aw Ps y Ae S| east () ) yy. Y L\ | Ee} oe parm WHEN YO CIT ON THE po You Wate FATHER SAY WER SIDE JES HELE THINK THIS. hoot (ENT WAS ? ng) NERS ELVES FINE OLD IVER a4 FOR THE P= —_—~_ (cb “Jy fo Avoves GENTLEMAN mu | PARMeRS THis tJ FA wasn \btyy Se Praces WILL PUT TH ARMER, COUNTRY fe FROM My BOARD WHO WASN'T |. WOLD 6o 4 ORCHARO: KIND AND o fut “ weaens (3 pis Y( AntAGTPUL qT OFF! austiovecy) ) TAN MEMAD J | olpart LAY THAT } — 7H { Yonah een PEAT CRO Bown | y; FOP VOU" a ae The Evening Wofld’s Daily Magazine, Wednesday, July 18, 1906, V Win! By George McManus GHE the night before. of iife-have t } for recreation where other workmen tn clean t NEW YORK THRO’ FUNNY GLASSES. # .« By Irvin S. Cobb. LONG about this time of the yeas you are apt to be selzed with an un- f\ controitable desire to take a Sunday off and go fishing, Afterward, Jooking back on it, you can always get your own consent to the eaten O40 Say ort the only thing that-wa2-off This golng-fishing longing is one of the commonest of our summer dis. eases. The cure for it is to go. You imagine at the start that you are being lured by the Callvof the Wild; Jater on you know it was the Steer of the Fooll Why can’t you be satisfied to remain In town, following your ¢ustom~ ary pursuite? You can be almost as lonely in New York on « Bunday as you can be in Philadelphia guia weekday. If you are o plutocrat orgbave ere: been a rehpte clerk for the Pennay!- vania road you can climb gio your touring car, the Scarlet Fever or the is, and go out and run down some ordinary person. You can dash through sume of the moat delightful scenery in the country If you only go stow enough to see it. At eventide you can stop at s mose-grown roadhouse and be robbed just as expeditiously as tf you wore sitti,g in the molsiest ente on Broadway. And then think of the homeward apin in the moonlight, with everybody pickled to the gunwale and the road full of baby carriages and the great common peopie, and the chauffeur fattening his petting average! If you dost own an automoblle you have att!l a choice of Sunday ente:- re {s the swell club breakfast at the forty-cent table d’hote tainments. The wore the walter says “WIT you have coffee or an eK And there is the sacred concert at which you wee some of (ho best trained ponies and briskesi na in the country. Very often: you ere-afterded-an-opper ce for a ticket (0 a Denefit gtven te-eft some strag~ {mony to two or three of bis wiv. knockabout, te tintty to pay doubie pi giing sctor who has fallen behind in the ond sees nothing hetween a week. THE FOOLISH jem it Ive BEEN TRYING FOR MOURY “To CET AM IDEA FOR THIS FomkISH LiFe SERIES AND NOTHING? je THE PEOPLE. Spare the Moat of The Bvening World Grporat pamnishiment (apariciow)® sourse tor chihiven 2 I.wad. 90. Dun~ and fopitek I was the rand myn he better for M But one hut was testes as a cheld unctl brutalised and made sullén. We have one onli. wed cannot whether or not to spank it when it t# naughty, Will pa Tents with practical experience <ive Ur advice? Tratalgar, O05 BI, 1805. To the Eattor of The Evening World What was the name of the battle the tattor w ished as a it in what year was H.W. he. veh And fought? Another DB. HR. T. M To the Miitor of The Evening World I boarded a car at Marcy avenue and Quincy atreet, and the oar anks “Ocean avenue” on the front giaes. I paid my fare and asked for a tranater to Ber- gon strost, which was given me, and 1 teed aiid transfer on Bergen street car to Albany avenue, Returning, T boarded a Bergen stromt car and asked for « B, tranater to Magey avenue, and waa told to 4 it on the sidewalk from the Vqgent,” which 1 aM. 1 boarded ® car | marked Ocnan avenue (aairte I caine itp in),’ And transfer waa refused him and the poorhouse except @ salary of as But, alas nc! you must go.fishing! All you know about {t ts that the mackerel is a salt-water fish because he tastes (hat way shad Is An even more prolific layer-than-the brown Teghora, But you are “poling to-tearn The ptoprictor of the shop-knews yeu won't be back any more, so he) gets his rmt honey out of you right at the jump. While one clerk is wrap- ting up eveything that was on the counters for you, and another clerk tddiag up the s+cond page of your bill, you sometimes get courage ¢nough to sy Ubal there has been a mistake—that you are going fishing, not pre paring to start » notion etore. But they tell you that you need a good deal of stuff for fishing. and then hand you the content# of anorher showdease, You stagaer-eway under a load that you couldn't put an a horse without apta on.2ing the Humare Soctety Golmy fo Wie Meting place We trata 16 always crowded. and somebody pokes you jn some of your most cherishedfeatures with a pole, and you sit down on a pocketful of hooks and are severely bitten. But that doesn't daunt you. Neither does buying balt for ite weight tn paper ourrency from & man whe would be holding up trains ofly he makes more money where he ia You hire a rowboat weighing 2,000 pounds and pull out to the mouth of A popular sewer and moor just over a cat cemete’y. However, you don't realize that until you draw up your anchor and And you have been Inter- fering with a funeral Then you go further on, where the melon rinds aren't so dense, and pretty soon the aun apts busy and the back of your neck begins to peel iike ® pasteboard valise and you've got bilstere on your hand that make you think you're holding a banch of grapes, | Bui eventually tt comes! You feet a tug on your ine! You yank In— *ou-hexe hooked an old seltler out of another tabby burying g-ound. Some- thing seems to tell vou the cach had been dead Mra tong time. And then-—— But-why proiong this painful navrative, Your fate is the common fate of all THE FUNNY PART: ‘mer you'll be taken with the attack al! over again, By R. W. Taylor. Next su LiFE,—_#—_# TAY Last We ROT. iT CEE, ITs A PEACH. ‘Ton THE BEST iDEA | j!VE_ MAD NET! + WP vue! (Now mi | SUBMIT tr | io THE epitor! / (aa were others), and I wae told that it od only on a Maroy avenue car what i# the utffer- was By all thet ts just, ence between ko n avenue Marcy far and @ Marcy Avenue cat? Both | Fun down and up Marcy avenue to: the | | forty. Lf 1 Coun go one way, why | could 1 not come the aaume way back? —R. B BARKET. “verybody Works but Fw ‘To the Kalter of The Pvening World: In reply to the inquiry regarding tho @ong “Bverybody Works but Pather would may the words were adapted from an old Engiiah eong entities “We All Go to Work bur Father.” Tart of the song moving + Bot, eae 'G done all the makes be a er eae | | Jt ROTTEN Yount) |[ ro || BENT THAT. / | | Y— and that the tady | era SERMONS OF A SINNER. By Roy L. McCardell. Text A Place for Every One and Every One in His Place. EANLY BOLOVED, ne would we he firm in thie it not for the fact that the most of us oan remember My the heart-breaking (ine we hal go job oureeivest { Mom and wete wonten tow st post beonuse ; & ready jo ph nes a enstly to tne lips of their employer, ‘He jacks initiative i I t a we did not lack tnittative, We Were alwaya minding our business and the business of | everst vise. A fow & t en while Dinying the | role of "Mr. Hut i Of all Mat =| Juat Ww to 6 } ne © to wtand #titi depends upon » ko sr genius. When you meddle Th matters you, You are a fool rushing on by fate or fact tt Was the raht time to do the flight you we © man nad was your hour, } Bometimes we sigh for § sm and look” ahead fer the golden time to come when the crue! system of competition will be abolished. That is, we desire it abolished where we are com £ with others and unsuccems. fully; but when othere are competing With us we hold stoutly for te advan: tages wo have gained by hard work and sacrifice 6d Statns, Wham we went tothe 9 called for trunks excused his leth- ‘a wine party” This js a queer country of ours, ¢ ountry the summer the expresainan wi argy owing to the fact, as he said, that he had been out with That Is the American spirit. Not alone does it complain that the necessities at, but thee Ite luxuries are costly as well In Burope.me are told, the Working cises abides by its position in the scheme of things The w Biinday puts on nm clean blouse Ant gore user go man whe The American workman piite on clothes uch a+ are affected by men of fash | o after @ fashion, and goes for recreation anywhere ft suite Bim. ” This te well in ite way, for here we ask not how was the money mede, but how much of It There tan't an American workingman who doesn't expeot to ride In bie dwn automobile some day, Many of them realize tnetr expectation Such an idea — would not cross the mind of « foreign artisan. He ts a workman, his father was workmm® is son will be a workmen Not so with an American. He is a workman, his father may have been a workman. but his gon shall not be, Bo he foes that the son gets « high#r education and ente: If the son hae the requisite intelligence It #0 eventuet TH Vou GLP bee plelavem Le Tareas pagers wiereda (he eorupetion of the wen BME Toe R women {ustrated te placarded by their attire. fren the vomecmanger, who is a sporlive parson and goes to the races and 7 ate athletic contests, has Kis = in Mfe stamped upon him by the holl- tay he has pieker Tor Teet - ae His girl dresses after a style all her gwn and of her own clase She wears ‘ While holidaying a weird black t hat) with feathers, and would go nowhere without ry lurge earrings, cheap nit massive Fut here with us the Bowery wants Broadway styles, and what ts the ftash- jon on Riverside Drive is followed in East ee York. ‘Pheumeterials may be cheaper, but shape and color muat be of the vorue, Aas rz one, dearly beloved. and everr one in his pinta! Wut Sith no place will mult the Jowest but the highest. And when man and |woman In America ve to get the best of everything. they are not contipat unless they an Aten. 1. Who would carry « dinner-pall when lunch-boxes are sold that make « nolee omen + Dominick, the Head Waiter. i : . Se By T. O. M'Gill, ; 4 Gg] HAVENT wot the iden that a man on anf was getting things shipshapeon x has to have a lot of money to 0) the High Hall deck we wore under way e of_conapquenco_ in thin world,” | and ihe party was on. “Ss said Dowie! the head waiter, (hl) “The fellow that owns the boat made ' | + —ereeever—onrt ot Ope WeUleer, and every time be spends some of It he maken @ noise ike a brass band, All the rest of the party were nies quiet Are ne mat beetine joed prevailing opinion, however,” ne vite we ventured 1 know it ts," he replied, “but “Bure food drink Cesare a lot of people In the world Mod drinkers except the story teller who loom bigh in my path of naviga-/of thw party. anit he waa ao busy trys : tion that have théir hulls painted white |! to ee everybody that no = oir One paid any attentiva to hi and have siesta canopies all over Mel tine ‘we got to Sandy Hook. sal di decks who ere siwaye sailing in til ts we ene s 2 noticing that the el et De. fellows who were tho real guests never aon, und their house flag talked about thomaeeives, and the quiet > cee” litle fellow with “You have @ pautioal bent to your Pever was a bit different at any thme, mind this morning,” we replied, a noine “) guess that's because Ive been a f ‘#0 : 2 © Just Wen Alone saytng the thi handling a Job as assiatant steward on 7° (UE man’ belnae might. kaye ; & yacht for w couple of days You 8°, never anything that waan't proper, and . my brother-in-law hae the job steagy, by and by you Fol so you was ged a 6 have him atound, and you od t wut hia wite’s elck, amd he asked th ten'Why when you teled to think why stewart -tt4-eould_apbstitute for bim Me gray. but you mised hint when he Bios . thinkin” he'd Ta on dee hotived | that for a couple of days, thinkin : oa every ein a Whi you'd heer some. i sure to have & Boer Man for bis place one tolling Aim th roubles. = vrening when ¢ boas goin’ qmod he eal to the little fel and give ine & little chance to Ker sors ee fresh Air apd an extra dollar or two, mn they w wetting together In the and when I went aboard the frat ona smoking room a 3 "Don't you want to ow nome 1 wee ts a fne-jooking Htile old DS ciate as that T've geen along the hotel route for [Ament eueme hep Sine comma yoars, sometinies Up and someymer t tated fre thy the tte = years, : | tle fellow waa going to hand him one, down on bie tuck, but always with thet ho just knocked the ven off hin kindof -mannera thai makes jou with iclgar and ta match and sald your children would grow up with, H esanat’ meee aiwiye “Waees Wy : was talking to the owner of the bark. And, say, when I went ashore after 4 early to receive guesta the sail was over the little chap gave eae psc eueett tine ‘and’ the rest of the a Sve spot for the sail he was going to take. Sinch ehipard te fore pe POP g by phe immeT had my working clothes lars aa May Manton’s Daily Fashions HE, Fren oh | Gress with + jong watet js exceedingty becom~ ing to eht'dish fie- ures in addition to Weing in the beight Of atyie. ‘Thie one 2 f9 novel in trmat- ment and Is adapted w @ variety of mar terials, but in this wostance le made of white mercerized Natinte, with trie hing of fine am- Drotdery and worn with « ribbon sash, The tucks at both front and back herve to Rive need od mirength to tya materia, at the mame timd tha they provide grace ful fullness for th front of the wkir ; i Childe Fronch Oress—-Pattern No. 5416 Fal edited. fe am aise, ad ya ards oF syarde 4 v wide, with 8 YA ; 1 rising to Pattern Ia ie Cul in staee « f ‘ and § years of nee, TREO AGE yes Call or wand by wall a THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- How t© | ron KABSHION BUREAU, No. 21 Weat Twenty-third street, New Omtate fork Bend ten cents in coin or stAMpA for eek pattern ordered, Paden IMPORTANT—Weite your name sod addrea plalnly, an alwaye apeclty sine wanted, gm