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The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Thursday, july 12, 1906. : ga | It Might Happen. spa RUNNY GLASSES. Bv J. Carnpbell Cory. 62 te @ Park Row, New Tork PAPA: Hy the Press Publishing Company, No, #2 te @ Park Row. Noe | By Irvin S. Cobb Berared at the Port-Office at New York as Seco . ét Bronx Park Zoo, which ts a piace in the northern part of @he asec eevee sesceneenses DELI" < Dita <p, U Gate, maintained by the ety of New Yorn tor te Ceca ot ibe R'S RIGHTS. NER PINCHED hath ving aioe the read to, Albany th c\thte surmer rtudying bumen mnkey-howe re baving a rest the study of : ee ick 7 You would be astor what an in ie fie St fi ' blunted by attending diners of the Ha net at Newpo ' ; ~ That ts the thing which mkes the average monkey In our foo #o rad + ' g: looking—being coc up w e he te ca face to face with the weal» side of the family. heory of evolution the Darw ie whe of the mort, prominen ness and follies of his own descendants on it must be enough to make him ashamed of Only the other day we were taking w members of the marm sony the th on the left. Possibly ? h t &.cor you remember hin rnful Mttie men with the aide (| Mee : : whiskers of a bark On a tat : rd he w 4 be billed t k that we aupposed n ‘ Not #0," } the ex al Adam ha deaf ear | nt t They sentenced me t death, and they sh x I : Paris a spectacle A parently is not to do b 1 have ¢ way Adam is her ices man. He will me a nine idol of the bor But in the Gity which has witnesse atrick case and r with the extremities t carried in other m: more serious refle Do even-the convicted murderers order these things better in France Admitting the right of a prisoner to ¢ ces to preserved his life when his guilt is in doubt, a lesson for home use in Adam's Course. By an ironical coincidence it occurs at the same time with the’ disclosure how. the miurdérer Tighe.fooles the alicnikis and wag 82 an asylum instead of to the death chair. It occurs also just as the story is published of Thaw’s refusal to coun- tenance an insanity plea. He wavés aside the array of experts whose testimony would go far to prove his irresponsibility and announces that he wants to be tried as a sane man for a deed committed in a moment of en- tire sanity, except so far as an overpowering impulse to avenge imagined wrongs unbalances the mind. His willingness to submit his case to a jury on its merits without bias shows something of Adam's spirit —s WHY NOT? Borough President Coler in a letter to Comptroller Metz “sur- tenders his own private judgment” to lend support to the project for an ¢levated bridge loop in Manhattan. In a letter to President Orr made public ‘on the same day he advocates a subway for Brooklyn. But why not a new ¢levated road for that borough? An elevated toad would be much cheaper to construct. It could be built more quickly and would for that reason the sooner supply the transit facilities it is designed to provide. President Winter could run his BR. T. cars over it--those same cars which are too flimsy to use in @ subway loop at this Ghd Of The teitge— tt woutt be notsy, of cou of that? Does the argument work only one way? to evade the d Ity have been respect for the court will arouse tions haust the law’s res a ter of posterity, 1t seems to mo the beat the monkey cun expeot is the worst of It “For example, consider the manner of garments worn by the mis fulded creatures who pwms in review before us I may be exaggerating a trifle, but I'm pretty certain that out of every ten women ['ve seen this year eight wore shirt waists that buttoned in the back, and of the tight waists en average -of-seren were untastemtd at the top ey Thal could look in and eee whether the wearers were addicted to the habit of moles on the nape of the neck. Would a monkey go around thus attired; exposing all the secrets that lurk between the shoulder-tbiades to @ crit4 ical world’. I have also taken cognizance of the peeknboo waist, which, as well ag I can Judge, is 2 series of orifines held torether with thread and designed for the benefit of the wholesale rubber trade. I Itkewise notice | that very short women, built on the modified Gothic style of architecture, are @oing in strongly for the princess effect, for the reason, [ presume, thet it gives them the appearance of having misiald their waint neq; somewhere and being compelled to ft the armpits in just above the hips. | “I might go on for hours telling you of other equally woeful sight that come to my attention; but what's the use? Doubtless they are fam!]- lar to you, too—the Intelligent mother who brings her baby here off hot day and gives the hives a proper chance; the youths who wear fire works wateteonts and-satety-pinned-cotiars; the JOvIal €-ipe who think | my neighbor the chimpanzee ts willing to use the same brand of tobacco they smoke; the playful lads who meet the elevated trains and accom- ala teesoeer ere of Pingo ks and the affectionate couple who ride home nh & mut strangle hold, he weart t r | hat and she saleep on his Adam's apple.” Se ee eee ve THE FUNNY PART faa Peeeawniy thake the mimtake of ssmuming that the wildest animale | > | | ©SPPENHEIM | For the moment she cate hersek Moe - , fk. Bhe is a PrancocAmerionn, \ an "tnnrt® 14 that be to dena my ot the | ET Heres nt aes TAMA ANAL CAAA HORE TENEEAES: ETRAYAL by it. BHILLIPS Pout” "ak, Monde ag, hong ha the pitts “at the Oe eo hen he lett <ne—it was leas thaw ve : iI i eotecience and duty |known bim tor wi Bilebbeesle nal ated ne Ay a J ‘ t eotad vO Preemie thet you sf! “Do you mean that he le not dead?” 1 “f tather—alive nowT’ I eked. walt ea, MRAM Kh You'have not wean him yoused 1 have reason to believe,” Ray anewered, “that |fercely aya Teen wo pouthay’ she demanded E be donc * a you On Whe le ALT whe, “thas you are mo welt wo. | Sn Dew Teas 5 } 4 with theee things? Wen an: | Dave never sen him, to my knowisdge my father's friend? peer eee [Htg; 5 -anewered. now [1 Was acquelbied With him," Ray answered Wel)... “Afraid. eho sait-wortty, “that you are not I know ne oe Ol by Dodd, Mest & Co, jock the word om wisiet Ray and myseb Te Sb one, fie te the wame regiment My tieod- Snttiis leas "Weak to excitement of | walking of re ho wns i n Th “suf T have never hi, y admich to Oke e iltied the with when yo ne anewer wie tlhuming, but be never winowd. sever had # day's lines tn Me,” he Sete is pelt-detencs, “end that his © ona “inalrectiy,” T valid, "I beets tO Dave & good deal APES I aim partectiy wait igigeaem : reasons which you have heard M fo mene r7ee Fd Go you say Gat you canly way iling Fou our ‘I mtwet Oniah ) self,” he amd drily, me t . . ‘ : j talking @nd think! wae cruelly, " wuawestion. i You are your father’s gon, he answered ¢urtly. | i‘ of you. He knew ‘au nolined to maxes "lam also my mother’s eon. I objected, You at college. He Kn ror which reason,” he said #1 have done what I fogkel and rowing. Lately he began to ct I [OOUld to give You & start in fry. Aik pert Mo you etter you ved ‘were ies kaj caieall vse line nacelle | Koow, WAY it was bot well tor Rin toresee i oat I received Ray's warning eoncerning, Mrs. mith land, but nevertheless he determined wo brave 4 + rhaked 1 learned art of masi elated» polite bow Lord ¢ © Prince of Malora.” I anwwered mon silence. Lord Cheistora Then he Woked up w ne Leasing, the OFw tenant of Btwater Grange, some-|2Ub Ut wae to find you that he ‘muah. ose where between 7 and § oclosk, and barely an bour oe me on New Youre and | have never © Asie’ later J found mysek gione tn a firsi-cliss carriage | 1.0097 Grom hie since. te why I came to 4 to Ray f ted - with her and & four hours journey before ua. ae ise | ts The Duke bege Aim ‘ rae | or 4 ect. of gaining tnt eh I wee alone with Sdveniureas 1 bad no dowdt | »/ I fetched the took! “Yeu, sir,” If enewered promptly. but that #he had choses my carriage with totens 11 a ~ bd dane Ae, and then | her. CHAPTER XVII. i-ptuoed my despatch box on the rwek mbove my maaterh office, and ‘Forgive me,” ghe @aid, “tut I pot sm you one Ghy leat werk upon the wands at Brester with rele inaeneeS J face es the car re Lady Angele Hesberly E seni Rei ie, cote and gone = (QAURELY not tov § 1 ask you t for a moment AY OPS GUT Ek WeWEpEPT, Which Ibxd no intention /CAspatch bos le-mry tend I climbed the erepE Of reading i Sed to. Branston] Bio the long, atraighe raed * more than a belleve #0," I abewered. “You wwee, riding, 1 I mw the mud & servant of my think, with het brother.” £7, Sp Into the air in « stant etneame coy 10 j) winak I ‘How fortunate that T @hould tind myselt eravelling | Tit OGed white glate of the brilliant ne ¢ with’ a helghbor!” murmured. “I rather éread rote nhet turhed & comer end vanished. pa | this night Journey. 1 just miaaed the 6 o'clock, and) .AbOAL ity yards further on «my lett was Braster! T have been at the atadion ever sitive ee. Jt atood « little way bawk from Te ip scarcely a pleagant Journey at thie time of |1ts eardene were toclosed By a. tain, Bo. night,’” 1 remarked. hedge, Just thick wnough to ® 861 Indes! no.” she mapented. “'l wonder If you know |Foad. |The entrance waa alche a lane which my name? I ein Mrs Sivith-Laesing, of Braster Of hore from the main road and led on tenet) itenge, Ang yout macahes, and thence on to the road trom Braster ‘ ? ~y “7 tela ber “I lve at |to Rowehester and my oo My pame is Gu: “ite Palen" T wes tcl § tage. Swalght on the ros: ett d past ed into Braster. but the lane / ft ro! he Grange saved ma 1 ~ e fully 1k to you at now who I Hewltatad tor 3, 82 Ordinary way T shauld never have” sbebly armed al" paints, You. Shere to oe mOmeNE AA to my Toute. T kos igh, and meas Fos all not belleve 4a me | walking there were hough It wee rough ina ality 10 creeks or ‘ahats : aay. And, hain, if you do not know. ROFL 10 be reckoned with. Ana ergy 4 too painful mone for me bo tell former I came to a full stop. Aw 1 sitod there Ty ute " Mth avoid it.’ | mld, reaching again, Foad I felt my, heart beating: 1 7 : 1 - 1 etna Het ua DOE Awad IL mat foawich® inten | curlove nerve fajiuree ifs |ucamed possessed hry f os the felt my heart thu me quickly Ata warring u - 7 ping AEAINM omy wide : med a I she excinimned, plaintive und Matene ywn on the shingle I could. ty ( A 1 reported to the Duke that the papers had been tampered with! cannot wa it does with a loud . : a Naied. al : % Sway at regular inter , . 7 Fince Madore re else unieate “ wa i a - i «nition of t ne waves thrown ‘ack from th ie ~ i . t hay r ft " Pa | knew tay fathe d, “except MOMIng aoTOtE the - ria , 4 my own miserable upbringing and reaking amo: ; i f ’ : ‘ f SYou newer knew hin.” she answered, “and there Bi ’ D A eT ‘ ? " i she exclaimed In Which I Spoke ut > ‘ ger 1 ih tra, and CHAPTER XIX, Wy ate the J fe ~ th Mra. Smith-Léssing. us weine tight to ea it Y ! krting the ft - “ a. a 7 ther to @o before | emerged ent 4 . . ‘ ‘mean athier,” she said W *° land Hore the darkness wa. most Impemeiniee se ye : & Id 1 meat for the lane narrowed. ‘The hedgs on the left was = yg hng } ’ noe : ‘ os — r twelve feet high, and on the righi Seatipus ; Bea aalune SF chute, ane 4 CHAPTER XX. lane harms. | 1 clawed try atick pian Pe pe camp w i) . xcollent dinner and chore the an wer yo ft an ded ahd at w almost stealth t that if T could come } aT Me thee Ratthe’ tommektin itis. tortrand” ces {oe re Tee mitted ible diagrac aS cea ondwo fo One. dg Vane! to tne ind of thers barn buildings T could afta! } 4 by vl ' is ant alectrified me b: . ark “ ow at Breater a. 6 a augh at my tear Ae Srinlng of toe cide etna, Mone telativas nave Fou wich | "Shores wae in amir, T wae quite incapable or ‘ing my, answer wlth every appearance of fev er mth you are in any sort of communloation? ecoh \ * ns " Pat Il anawered. “Amd easty the next Boy canise Rone ot oi!’ I answered, “Yer real name,” he continued egolly, “God only What abould I know about him?’ 1 sala i (To Be Qoatianed)