The evening world. Newspaper, June 21, 1906, Page 13

ers The Evening LYING AS A “MERE MATTER OF DUTY. By Nixola Greeley Smith. World’ s Daily ‘THE FOOLISH aa [FE Fy I ee) on Magazine, ad of & ~ & Thursday, June 21, 1906. THE BROOKL YN BRIDGE. By Roy L. McCardell Al Scene L.--The Trolley Loops, ¢ of-teur covtest with the mob that i fy in th summer tine, Man-eating cars ri ( Accompaniment of stitch trons against - W ; fi oR (to bunch of acurrying men, women FE ar i fave just mirse running over) D t blapkety, biamk, blank eyes! Look ut th W M ti lawn Mower to Flatbush—Phew! td t e ¢ ed that wa: Woethan 1 Eight Now, mind, Gertle, I tor my and Georgie and er fh of age don’t you make 1 Jo I take for—— Lrt Don't block the way! | Che Uxtry! All about the Che Mamie Other G r never speak to me again, rv sald about me Say, Gus was tell- at his lady friends, Jown. He never y dancer, ing me he ¥ money to tr to middle of one track and backs js rescued with much show her mise her car.) zen people are injured > Inok out for your A 1 with plekpoc! y aid the place fs {nie nd your watch. Ain't got any with me. tled by owo yo (A moment later) W the police of standing in broke.) men)—Look wh re you're going, my pocket- with pickpockets and threatens y Searfpin? I would live In this town ef you was to Hey gongs, shrieks of distracted mothers, excur a BETTY VINCENT’S ADVICE TO LOVERS. five years, whe ts en says he d 2 to a woman of s be tn tite w ght live for yea: dy Knows the Do you} : Ay nny atten Knows his a 1A Disobl iging Relative. ar Bett y nineteen pectable y a relative, Zi Sealous lay i at Dede {it ve ¢ me and tella me that| AM in Jo wit a young girl t for girls, | eee fellow 1 1 give her ALEXAND Ity Riideonitici ihre ia end ical ag Is it ady zeus 1 bi MS ees of my age to be Thes Disdnead: Dear Betty | He wil me. We b ni a mis four months ago, 0 x iim sinco until three weeks ago. T am eure he wanted to speak to me then, Bas His Own Way, But 1s too proud to speak first, Wo pear n, | Son: tallwerinear each rand know AM noventeen years of ege and have vho would bri an un- been fiends with a young man of & between advise | n who at times penplexos me; +B. K- | mo, He will take me out one evening | Te you wera the one to ne in the! and then he will no! 1 again for the! misunderstanding, by all means write! next tires weeks or even as long as a| to him and fix it: up. If hi the! month. He seema to have his own way one to ne, walt and let do It about things. Tht Curiosity. also goes out with + Dene. Hetty [but regards har inerely ns a fri YOUNG MAN called on mea few ATI months ago, but now, Rec y Ire from a friend of min not seen for some time, to tell the young man oe at she w | HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. A Good Cold Cream. To “Set” the Color. H, LI think B, MI would suggest your cailing you wil find J on a hairdre r to get what they this cold|ge am recipe sutis-| aye, call a mordant for setting the actory: Pure wax. ounces | anermae| Dye for Eyelashes. etl, 2 ounces; al M. B.=-You wi nond ofl, 1-2 pint. | stain "frat a i T tho color u } nate of tron, 6 ce; ‘ae Holl the Kallouts in the wa requesting 1 | for that late have a good this a good Judee after a ge hen add; ne, 3 ¢ Pound Cake. JOHN? THIS (e00- Hoo) DREA Ne pUASEs SE SONGSTER — and alarums.) D. ait Scene 1. -On the Bridge Platforms, less rush of the crowd upsutira, ‘Trains coming in to both sides —Move down the platform! Don't all crowd here! ssn at Onee—How long before a Luna Park express? an—HBrighton Beach train! pody: is train to Coney? ush of policemen to drag back some twenty gentlemen who are g through the car windows.) Polleemen—Now, just for that you go to the station-house! Half of window jumpers escape to jump through windows of train on other side. A morose, heavy-bullt man of Teutonic appearance, being hauled out of window for third time, gets discouraged at being baffled at his vacation and goes home to commit suicide. Girl in White—We had a combination ticket, but Clarence and I jest danst and danst and danst. And if any other feller dared to as much as look at me he'd insult them with turruble words. Snyall Boy—I helt me hands and got me ehoit dolty, hadder get the money. Adniring Parasite—HowJer git ther fifty cents out of der gra Fifty F Platfor but cher het 1 ‘Binks, the Bellboy. HAY Ung you," sata | § SMITH. ]/2 SOMETHING WAPORTANT To TELL'Y THAT Ait A PROPOSAL. M- IML: weke. Ie va auino {t's cary & @ shop windows or 1k Then you won't | Mickey? fnnall Boy—Aqw, I got a long stick and put tar on de end of it trem a wagon axle and fished {t up, Platform Man—Coney Island express! (Another fleice onslaught by the turn cbund of window Jumpers, and traffic 1s suspended for fifteen mfnutes to allow the police to get thelr ‘ouch at the restoration of the two-platoon system off thair minds torlng wooden cranfal ninssage to every head in sight.) SUBWAY LIMERICKS. By Helen Stilwell. Where Time ali the day long ts ripped, NOW WE ABE ALONE,/ Witt THINK /T OVER: 1 FROPOSE, THAT WE— SHALLE Vili yi CEATAINEYR 3} ( HAVEANUN= STAND ine > 4 [Dew T INTERFERE tA-HE WOULD BE F ATHAR KNICK'S children alip down ithe crypt, Where the air makes them sick, Though they're going so quick, In enfoty they think they are dipped, HERE (3 HE DOOR (i HEA STER, T INTENDED 70 IL VLTE HER 10 THE FAT MENS EXCURSION, INTENTIONS: Sint Said Gia man from Chicago: “I know Tiat the Packingtown smells are all so, But we needn't ¢o there, So we don't mind the etn But your Subway here tant s0 alow” A man trom old New Jersey Hetghta Came !n to see Broadway's bright lights, He rote umterground And went home then to pound ‘The chap who had cracked up the alghts, Mrs. Lonelyville and her young son ‘oole wm ride tn the ‘Sub’? just for cun, Next day Dr. Bunsw Examined thelr lungs, Ami between them they had only onef May Manton’s Daily Fashions, HH plain shirt waist 1s one of the favorites of weason for young Oider fol, and 1s par- tloularly to be desired for tennis golt and outdoor spprta, Tt i mate something after the mans ; outing alirt, theless, is given a« feminine touch by the elbow sloeves and the ety soft silk ties therewith, This EUING Set ORE ae ty trol drops.) an hour, strain tirough mustin, ain MM. nis \ Vw | tly UH nearly cold, add to the atral water the five ) t , fen let the mia-| grains of the sulp of trons Bor! | Fron, then thew AL @ pout s yj tate gettin. This ts the basis of moat! again until the Liquor is reduced two- | turin ‘le want win to have, souk coh of the tollét iinguonts wo largely sold. © Tpardiculariy Whey At In. duAt before. 4 1 { perfume can be added to at he pans, W pound of citron tried ceable odor, » SOSTtA, fA, Cnetation, three pr si vwund KY peNearea Whee Honeoye then w Pancakes, Ae unt fat eno frying pan. a ura Dudding mua, Serve Sp FOUS anish Cream. pour into @ mould to cool favor WIRE. Misses’ coment \ for wend by nal THE & Ta WORLD MAY MAN- t IN HUREAL » Weat fweoty-third street New 3 te « iy coln or stamps for each pattern erdered, i Write yo 1e and address plainly, and ap ar A EEL | heen