The evening world. Newspaper, June 19, 1906, Page 11

The Evening THE RIGHT WAY yy OF SPELLING “KIST.” i h ~ By Nixola Greeley-Smith. CORDING to @ report of Andrew © ng Board just made Pp ent persons all over the co pe "k * in four xen. \ persons, Of course, are not great lovers. | oo rarely bec ho while ull eheor bit. to be #0. Bu conned 1 the new form of n a lent-clorged 4 8 most| ¢ human pastimes by two letters, Surely they w not what they do, and, perhaps, it ts not too late for eorrh one to tell them, We do not mind “mist” for miened, “blusht* for blushed, | for Slpped—ail of these processes, save pomibly the ona! Pp, May be shortened withaut harming | veriest anchorite, the “newest woman, | recete the sacriles poanitle to cut the symbol without shortening love stories for thatr own good. But any Act must necessarily prove fatal €0 the As your name may he, can you fancy the| uncement of that greatest human event ess to eny, to your engagemmnt to Jack In this wise: | impices of the Cartnegie Board for Simplified | 1 waa held, the contestants boing Miss Angelina . Carnegie rulex prevailed. The prexiden' ne affair, and at the end of a Uvety ‘go’ Miss Soften: and pinned a Carneste medal over | § “the wounded henrt of Mr. - | © Yet to this ikeness must we come at jast $f the Interference of Mr. Ca: 5 jmesto's boat t dintely checked Let us be firm ue toll the board thet when in the course of human J levents tt becomes neceesnry to spell ‘kissed we wil spell 4¢ any way) freee want to—with all twent xX letters of the alphabet and the earm-so-forth len and the ot cetera and all the punctuation marks, occurs to us.) For fife, Iherty and pireutt of happiness require tt + {BETTY VINCENT’S ADVICE TO LOVERS. | | CORRESPONT A Decaune of religiou should no rimony. Your mother's attitude seems to @roublo you mor : frlous ride, anyway. If you love the girl as much as your letter infers, do not let your mother's {Ideas sepa ng her you will make her happy and two people fn all the ye being summar “Last evening, Spelling, a phonet Bottanap and M of tho hoard r 5 that he loves @ girl to whom his mother ob- Gifferences, Religion means a great deni, but it h miserable. By ret rl you will make two people happy, and your mother your happiness through life | depends + She will D cases ont of a hun- Ged eligious Mens, however fixed the latter appear to bea } oes care me, for otherwise she 4 not have asket me to seo her! nd danced with me all evening | All perplexed young people can ob- heir tangle thet expert advice on - World's HAPPY DREAMS. « Daily Magazine, Tuesday, June 19, ¢ ot By F. G. Long.|4? te ad 9006? Grand Scor MY LITTLE SI2 uu —~ fea )PER—Gurss I'LL Gato Bro. may f rRE ae {THE YACHT 1S WATIN YOUR EMPLOYER _HAS_IN Pen noticing any other young men. | are both und twenty years of JACOB BMALL you e@hould call on She said you would be we Now York, oo) Spio You SEND 2 FOR Met ————— Sw HAVE DECBED FO REWARD {Tf ony Donp)_ YOUR EXCELLENT WORK BY Ori eee, seas caer DNIGIVING You , aunGr Soene 1.—W Ral Attendant imitations of can’t #lesp here! {to & District ping)—Got your ticket? Commuter’s Wife— on the train. Commuter—T Shrill Boy—Look at the funny man wii long hair! (Henith crank as described a nc Health Crank —Yes, sir. sical Culture City, N. J. Tam Lar | Health Crank—To a certain extent, yes. | Man.) Mother of Bride—Don't mind mo, denr Best Man (n flercely Jocose person)- train, George. Walt Uil you get | Women friends of Bride—Ain't he the }and dab at thelr eyes with handkerchiefs.) Best Man—And I hope, Georg | (Bridegroom looks ns if he would be glad + ig about to say something.) Bride's Mother—Don't cry, dear! ON YOUR WORK- BUT, AS WE USUALLY RETRENCH ABOUT THIS SEASON YOU, AREY [migra SUSE ENOE f ¢| | (This old joke having be )_CTWO_ MONTH?) | og and kissing foll Best Man—Yes, that’s your tra You should have gone to Boston—the Joy n recelved with gl Con: without a ot? eon the next train? ch a system? New Rochelleite—Flerce! New Ro: | Larchmont Man—How? vals’ did ud ocour to Dut Ter condwer towar Loves a Girl His Junior. nvite you, { Dear Het y shown that sbe liked » ni an twenty years of age Peciceeele te, She Should Choose. Sad ‘ Dear Bet! } | tng oor AM a of eighteen and I with a young ra my senior, w and I am quit T have a girl friend who an against hi and {fs a was | ways saying something wrgng about She | b w discourages | months and } © every I wrote he Edit it aro Bat! forte. Por summer fc bathing. a 1 to | hat and care for him. | gies : | swimmers : be so much of a she ts, If pu are | - man ts all right go 0: See Accept the young woman's invitation | caring for him and drop the irl, | craseuantee fend go and call on her. | sh chances to ¢ Speaks of Marriage. cctieies He Calls on Another. | td if rhage: | that are 1 try to elude, ns my water be W it. I eould net nds when he is w and 1 th w adout tw though mi |Isn’t He Trifling? | Dear Hetty AM ay In love wh @ youn, ad ery much main one year! to the i Goo ht Twas at a we ral ‘The tm young lady whom 1/4 My sentor, Ho has told me that he| A. corrospondent wor much. After we had the |1oved me, but he iso told my girl| Jersey te mado the butt of vaudevilie| frst dance eho introduced me to hor| fend the same thing. He explained) jokes. I, Woodliead answers that New | parents, who were aleo at the wedding, | M8 to me and told me ho did not mean | Jersey ts all right (and te may bet it! weid after that she and I were together e told her, Now, don't youtis), but that it fs Ir A by mos- yht to explain to her and uring #ho entire evoning, Her parents nk he loves her? opfly in the evening, but she wished her not let Bhe tw main asked me {f T would not|only cares for him as a friend while I goo her home. After taking her home I/!ove him with all my heart. asked her !¢ I might call, as she did not LILLIAN. ask me, and she sald I would be wol-| If he aid not mean tt when he told | all come. Now, do you t I ought to;her, how can you tell that he meant| Jersey. cull on“fer? T think she cared |ft when ho told you? Do not fix your | live in New > for mo she would invit ¢ to her |afections on a ¢ritler, From your let-|timet’ house and not walt until I asked. But)ter I should judge that he hasthe char- on tho other hand I surmise that she/acteristics of one. BEAUTY. [Cocoanut By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Summer Bleach. bread toasted; sprinkle 4t with salt in- NNED.— Horo | 28d Of butter. Mlk, I regret to any, : 1£ tt be pure and good, is fatten! Q bleach ¢ tne ee milk, the fire and water excellent | des and brown | One Add a tide, ttle of the juice heteaay ne of Himes or lemons to It, 1f you choose. + Usted f | Limit your sleeping hours to seven ui al jowder, 8. gratmey| 22 outside. No napa, Youf must take SHOE ide BANS; | exeroine. If you cannot walk at lens! #iteh hare, 2 DAs" | whites of five miles a day and do not wheel go to none ¥ whisked to n rs | tutions whore mechanical nod. Mop ‘or | r]t ‘ vd parts, | crcise they r ie sywtem tw thor. | stift froth, teop yf the | oughly wholesome and not expensive.| spoonfuls o' . zy norant }In reducing flesh the one fact to recol-| Just before Persons and children, lect 1s that fat iy carbon—oxygen ¢e-| this stroys or burns out candon. You must! brown Hight To Reduce Flesh. consume the candon by the oxygen you| the top with . tke through your lungs. The more a AGED. —To reduce feat i ore ex. | if ail atarchy and eweetenea | °rols@ the moro oxygen und consequent Cocoanut it destruction of fat by the one healthful NE oup 2 method of curing obesity. The mor sugar, tarch, such as peas, | starch and sugar you eat the moro cat- and 3 <99P, patatocs, &c, Have your bon to burn away. “110 minutes. LETTERS FROM In Gravesend Bay. ea, bordering | Pelt Manor. onal dead horse, nohts and th | Gravesend Ray. ¢ Inst four years I have deen | We a young gtx. She) 1a a thitiling pas ‘ vis ¥ lage mn lexan ig with a young marriage | Pitter bathing f Gwellers make be | e and the re ey No, He Is Alre Citizen, evenings 1 1 all on anotht ees Evehine xvorl | t t 8 It necosss young m ady : profeason to no e tor Ni tn the Ui ares K $$ an alien, to becon he really loves me as ear etriene n alien, to becon: er re he can vote? Indorses Clore quitoes and people wt could Mve in New York. Woodhead could not have travelled far out of the clty or he would have found | that there are just as many m over New York 31: Yr. As to Jerseyinen w Ig Now Jer | UARTER of a@ pound of desiccated | cocoanut, ounce of sugar, four of; cake crumbs, Put the cocoanut two eggs w thod of getting the vigorous ex-| whites of ta THE PEOPLE. Wortd: . Bome miles or of The Ey a stretch of o) ter, too, bu also got dead ca THE FOOLISH LIFE. « whist or hearts? By R. W. Taylor.’ ning the gantlet.) uring com ‘o, dear, ha ut eh ©, the Nature Man. sovere looking party) No, sir, no underclothes. (Crowd regards bim with breathless ‘nterest—but the arrival of a bridal party draws all the women away from contemplation of the Neture Don't | produces a bag of rice and throws a handful George; Line runs New Rochelle Man—Couldn't get a sent and pulled the bell rope. 5 Central Depot. By Roy L. McCardeHe iting-Rooma, AITING-ROOMS @ W All sorts and conditior chiltiren on the benches and crowding at ticket, information and parcel windows and around candy, flower and telephone stands, nolent individual who {s giving Attorney Jerome)—Hey, Somnolent Individual—Don't I know it? (Grumbles and composes himself for slumber again.) Commuter (to wife who has been in town shop. ven't tims. y won't let you through the gate! yee or stockings and the ances followed by gaping crowd) Inquisitive Man—Deg pardon, would you tell me who you are? Tam from Phy- Inquisitive Man—A follower of Fletchorism? (In answer to question dy, I live the nature-life, } FS) T e-c-c-cant help crying! wife on the beat your rrid thing! you won't Jump over Niagara balls. some miscreant In the party down his throat just as ho Bride (wearlly)—I’m not crying, but my eyes are full of rice but why go to Niagara? there, you know! my respect, more rice throw= nd party rushes to gate exchanging felicitations.) Scene IIT.—On the Concourse. uter—Didn't I tell you, Ellen, they wouldn't let you through why didn’t you go and wait for me at the depot home sgic of this not striking Mr, Commuter, they quarrel violently as to who {s to blame for the lady having no ticket.) | | New Rochelle Man—There's our train ready now! | Larchmont Man—Yes, past half a mile of empty cars. Did you ever | chmont Man—When will the New Haven Road be electrified? Well, I electrified {t Inst night. (High tide of commuters now setting {n from neighborlng darrooms, all conversation !s drowned In noise of engines blowing off eteam and gate- men doing violence by word and deed upon the hapless suburbanites run= | JUST MAKE UP YOUR (is Ail RiGHT (MIND. And {t hung rig’ fa: to Sea, past OUR bathing there | ads Now Ay Tam iv! See? AM THE Ste k: wome # BEN HURSTER. a Y T THOUGHT 50! y But when this ittle gird In tho Subway, where the Took the ink all Too her kinky little ourl The molature on her brow . so now! , indeed, 1t was very, very hora! | SUBWAY SPASMS BY BARNES No. 1—The Curling Iron’s Enemy, 1 HERE woe a Uttle girl, And she hed a uttle cut, over her forehead; When the thing was curled It was very handsome, furled— Yes, indeed, tt was far from horrid! te tonric, May Manton’s s M. W. Nase ONS Joracy, | s\ come 4% ing Worlds | ¥ 7 —Z vs why New] é 4 Old New wish ‘ow, Mr, squltoes | te as Yori Pudding, Bottled Raspberries, 7 * E | T fine large raspberries, Pic one ounce of butter, ing and drop them gently into 8, one ounce of] quite clean bottles till they fill them to vanilla, glace cherries,| the neck. Stand the boviles in a lange water with bands of h around them. As soon as th: mes to & boll itt the kettle of Stove, Take each bottle out and fill ith absolute water to th of th covering th sulphur jem ight- tH tt ta milk fn a pan on tt cook till the cocoanut ‘im the butter an@ sugar; | the yolks and ada them, | milk {8 a 1 cooled pour tt! and add cake crumbs and ste, Lastly, add iehtly tt h have been | ext @ stiff froth, Put th well-buttered the white fumes, ay and tently with, HINTS FOR THE HOUSEWIFE. heavy w tly to tte place ¥ ny To Whiten a Pana. Withdraw tho | / OWRVER much | the dom of Empire styles be doubted for older folk they the wee gifls ad- sul mirably woll and are most attractive seen fn the Uttle Greases of lawn, batiste and the Uke, This one ts em!- nently simple, yet shows the charac- lo features and strated ts made lawn with of tine ucks and embrokery, All the Ughter wolght materials are, how ever, appropriate, tle ured ag well as plain. The slightly open @quare nook and the yes are both four table- vanilla ite paper, Now ret teaspoon of cream an: the kattle ¢ * quite c eran a Ate! Dein UB the hat all over thoroughly with iemon julce, has on t noni co Pudding. ne ¢ » quantity of ma- 4 for the h of inser- 1 in nlf an h f wugar and a ilttle vanilla. the pudding is dono spread 40 On ¢ top and det it ly, Before serving decorate | due time assumed the fo: h pleces of glace cherries. dozen dainty sachets of vary and elzes—from th Cakes. a of grated cocoanut, white of 1 ogg he: tablespoons of flour, of Ww: 6 luster cro- of a halt ing dhapes pended for miladi's handkerchief case, hese were intended to scent the trou sean of a girl friend. Crocheted Aachets How to Make Sach any one crochet depends uy to be put. Ti oblong, aquaro 0 y heart-shaped {are made in two corsage sachet to the jarge square one|chat atitch, the edge fintshed chet cotton, thdt were dropped into the pick-up work basket, in| @re_very, popular amd can bo made by.!"der between’ |Rice Timbale Cases, | F' timbale is wi with ct Tropical S AKE attern S892 fs | years of age. 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