The evening world. Newspaper, June 15, 1906, Page 15

ly Magazine, Friday. Tune 15. 1906. The Evening World’s D ai ee ees | i a —THEV Win! By George McManus ON THE ELEVATED. SWEET TO women, LHIE JOLLY Gl LS : i HN ga a Le st et Pe By Roy L. McCardell. Scone I,—Ticket Window, Fourteenth Street, y Nixola Greeley. Smith. BOTHER SELLER—That's ‘a Canadian quarter, mE! vr th scene of a court- t—-Why not? Many’s nange by you Ticket Sb {t, ma’am. Please step ont of tha way. You are blocking up the Jin Peekaboo fon’t care if 1 am! Thatw 0 oa brute! If 1 had some ono trap with the st arta in these a‘ re are the roles of man- | on the stage, where lete makes a last des- | Mun—Here's a real nickel; give the lady FROGIET Peekaboo Watst—How dare you! (To ticket seller) ly to women." | as motive of book | | Here's a five-collar rfeit. (Seeing a friex 1 through Clara, de. suro nd of money {f you do not want DEAR MR iy WERE GETTING ulted. (Maken walting Ino miss two trains while she counts her ugh, Del) , OHM 0 to be tn used thy MR. ZY, | GROUCH wont s, be fr jgroucrt > YoU LET ME Ax Sy TOreoeraen =< ; change with extre ation.) Pt - - \ S / anal remember Ww PER F ~ Ta AHS REOW ERS EDA DLS > ff REALLY Heavy-Set Man (to ticket seller)—T wouldn't e your job! Atn't a creairenas 2° | ee BUTTON HOLE? s AND WE WANT 1) IM NOT IN’ they won feo) girl Sanat YO GET THE BEST “the HARIT OF Teket Seller (wearlly)-—Flerce! How many? 6 | MW - 2 in 6 of « Poors under teal inoehis THANK YOU, \ dca SS ies Thin Man—Two, of course, C e my dime? But the majority| | OAY OVER aa [RRO ES aN Tings kot Seller—How'd I Think I'm a mind reader? - THIRTY: i R RuT— Gy Mar ee " lon't be little more polite you may BIRT You! TTERCSAIG z Thin Man (hotly)—If you don't be a little more pollte you may be {nd to write to Oren Root about you. ‘o half a wm et Seller—Can you write? Moye ¢ gatthat I’ we iF We COULD . Sosa z ELOEaCe SHE | tleket chopper about express trains : 6 back and your change. (Loudly) Oh, he'll be OTHERS WOULDN'T DARE ReFusa! back for {t. They always come back. (Seeing thin man run after forgetful 6 to seo the Buttinskys! 9 ff passenger) T) {a the p Scene II.—On the Platform. | Peekaboo Walst—1I put three pennies in one of those gum machines and only got chocolate. T hate chocolate and 7 think it ts robbery! Fe Lady in Mourning —I wouldn't eat the truck In those penny-in-the-slot WELL.YOU CTOR ,1 WISH xOU'O shine » knows wha ey are Je of? Haven't “ MAO PUT. Me CIE MEAS mnASHIDES W a me re ane y are € ven't you read “The DOWN FOR age | EXAMINATION FOR | BR Pie II1.—In the Trai ‘ cone eoin the rain. SOFTENING OF THE GRAIN! “a Jk | (Second car. Train just rounding curve at Fifty-third street into Co- n, please! How many? Ask the No, this aln’t Second avenue. (In a low whisper) Co: h greatest passion an dave of a girl ca: loses his fob and we rejoice am the topmost wave of y ehould wv Vengeance books and at Mineola, 1. 1 1 KNEW THAT THAT MR. GROUCH WOULD HELP US! AND JUST THINK HOW GRATE FUL / RS Saaiee. | lumbus avenue.) BETTY VINCENT’S AR Raut : f j deneRous! , Siaaee Lady in Peek " i grey WY. Fea X | ( We only paid thirt: ADVICE TO LOVERS. . SoSte! ov a? 5 dark you have to n ges all day, | f ies £ aya {end {n Mourning—When Charles and I were firet married you could always get a seat at h street. Now I have to stand till One Hun- | dred and Twenty-ffth sometimes. | Lady tn Peekaboo Walst—New York men are go selfish these days, |-Ten years ago I always got a seat. o Watst—There's the flat we used to live in, Clara! five dollars a month. They get fifty now, and {t's so a / are your por- | He Threatens Su: eg TSS Friend {n Mourning—Ah, but you were ten years younger. eli qs Lady {n Peekaboo Waist—Perhaps if I made up like some people do— oe | ahem! Man with Red Mustache—Naw, I ain't goin’ up to the ball grounds and —~| give up my money any more to see # lot of dubs Uke wot the Glants {s be- | {ng made monkeys of by second-rate nines? By Charles R. Barnes, Man with a Toothpick—Gimme the races! I picked three winners yes- A Summer Love Story. EVERAL years } ‘ terday, but I couldn't get out the office to get a bet down. S Took to watst r : 5 Man with Red Mustache—That's always the way, You always git yer ney Gress goods s big ea th! money down when they don't win. sal dal denahd RS fe) Lady {n Peekaboo Watst—Want to look at the evening paper, Clara? } Friend !n Mourning—The papers give me the horrors; nothing but | murders. Do you think that Terranova girl will go on the stage? | Lady in Mourning—I wouldn't be surprised. Look at Nan Patterson! Peekaboo Watst—Wasn't {t awful? I was at her trial for days. 1 wanted to go to the Terranova trial, too, Lady in Mourning—So did I. But I have dented myself everything since I went into mourning. Peokadoo Waist—Your husband isn't really dead! Lady in ‘Mourn{ng—He is to me. When I heard he had got a divorce and wrote my mother that I should never have a cent of his and that he was never coming back to Nev’ York, where I could have him arrested for The Peek = ‘CED. be gractous or for | Ind with work and taking you| tion. That Is the bes e. cart break ! thes latter: ne passed by, and ge til the allmony he owed me, I sald to mamma; “Mamma, I would nover z ETc. CBee, |! Fas an uo | ye the br lve with him again {f he beaged me on hia knees!" Send Back His Presents. | SCAT TES Peekaboo (with esperity)—I wouldn't marry the best man Iving! adear Bett |A Watchful Mother, Of her mod | Eady fn Black (only interested in her own troubles)—And black {n be- me | 80 she pla | | coming to me, and Emma Mudridge ts going to introduce me to a rich uncle ice SS + — | from the West who ts just crazy about widows, rar LETTERS FROM THE FOOLISH LIFE Peekaboo—Emma Mudridge? Don't you trust her! Of all the deceit . savilatanrianc ful things! $9 a yen pais re . at oe By R. W. Taylor. Lady in Black—Look at that cheap masher trying to attract your at 1 oue sond oe THE PEOPLE. | tention, \-- rea | Peekabou abe at equint-eyed gir) that's getting up to get [OH YES= MY Hi out at this station, See! He'n speaking to her now, Peekaboo—She pretends ahe knows him. It {s no wonder men of that | kind are go bold. Lady in Mourning—They never bother me. They oan toll a lady. Peekaboo—Clara, how dreadfully your nose shines. Lady {n Mot I get out here. Good-by, dear, Both (as t How js {t I always run {nto that horrid thing? f always do on May Manton’s Daily Fashions SAY AR 5 1S EMPL ' THE DAILY Why It Dreak vogue 0! pow aleeves has ed even to If } eh t seen t r | bring them bac family he is not the so ni 1 " should Parental Objection. Dear Betty AM young and pret compar thirty-five year one year, and he care to m T CALLED ON MAS JONES ‘TODAY- HER HUSBAND HAS A FINE POSTION THE DAILY WHOOP! HE HAS CHARGE OF THE PAPER!. purchased: some y clerk whom } sight 1 which not ask me 2 RO ERE P SS pare Kroasure differa from a slow. D) id alsolig that {f it disarranges the mol show that I would like to keep company] it does te so fast that JACK, | form new grou a me. Now again we for hls mother ¢id tr ve want him to go with me, so I am go- AN alins Ing with another young man whom I like better than the |Frenoh ging trimmed with white brofdery and with chemisette of all-o' pereuies oie to find some mutual acquaintance Dreaden's Do What am tt : Forget t? at To the Editor of The Evening World: | In The World's magus! very intere given to e if in = — = | . THERES JONES! \s HEALTH AND BEAUTY. jiu! iuiedh al 8 ay amined and treaed by Apsracee Ms aren {naries, given baths a Bur ‘YoU atin lita 3 : areful helpers, and many other th color, wh: By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. ees to make n dog's life in that CAN'T TELL \ 2 < . | atso some v g jchumbrays a: , firmly belleve that | Fs e | worth living, Now, For Callous Feet. Excessive Perspiration. Tn thia Gerinan elty the dogs muat b Jootton stufts that mal cr ROS E [a beautiful lot and what the cry of dale i Sginaiarnec aeilans das pula for ex-| mad dog!’? Is seldom heard. 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