The evening world. Newspaper, June 14, 1906, Page 13

4 < a ON THE STAGE. The. Evening World’s Dail> HAPPY DREAMS. vn I fa June 14, 1906. IN THE SUBWAY. By Roy L. McCardell. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. | OR two nisi offered “LOVE IN LIFE AND_ | | And ns to-day and dying tor died, yet re the w to you pres doving she har loved and the younge wom: f her ace ed proper wer ile time you though against being fs esteon any where you 1 en n certain breasts a &l ike, COLLEGE to permes hanged for horse-stealing. GRAD Loving. however, ts subject to grave restr @ wo love only those who love 1 nr those whom {t {s advantages ve S Your. 0009 Scene I.—The Labyrinths Leading to Platform and Platform, ae KET CHOPPER (to bewildered old lady who has » down exit stairs)—Back up out o’ that! Bewildered Old Lady—Can I go uptown from r—Naw! Get up and go round! ever learn? (To dapper colored assing In) Pick up yer ticket! Put it in the box! Youth ft! Blonde—Oh, I've Ticket gE youth 7 Col Fair Young ket! Chop n't yc od up de dropped my Ticket 1opper—Dat's. all right, lady, I'll pick {% up. Colored Youth—Pick yper—Not on your Hfe! He: Beetle- 1 of passengers whe {s blocked threate if perchance our feelings tely leap overboard and swim t and se D us into wider jaar old terra "THEN - HE DREAMED-_ tat this Youth p "d For re however, thore of us with t swith EF marve) mediu ¥r * adios die Of settled 7 avalnn| mat pass he, an earthq 2 like to soe other, a ake o: way, - e and ¢ Wh » nal Verities, Right, t pores sombre momants ° Sault tons ard we can always taking a sp HIM.) YES, TAAT'S THE you TH AMOUS MILLIONAIRE THATS I KnEw AT c—¥ 666 Jom. INTERVIEWERS Beer musr YES Down in Mobile, ast ito cawhs! se Now, in MY) |! A OPINION THE } Ea : baa | Scene 11.—On the Platform. le Whtskers—PRew! The are splendidly ve ventilation 1 enox avenue expre 5 Tomb? nductor, Will Woman— M Didn't I say Lenox i Woman—Thank you! (Stey yard, Plath Man satisfied t hi ent another pa ger the wre way merrily jumps behind a ren and jams the party aboard in triumph.) 1d I take a local train to Fourteenth street? sly! A little lively, pleas and guard slams door on Nearsighted Man, catching flurried wor {th four « n—£ orm M ctacles! You've broken You sco} I'll sue the ! You heard the bell, anyway! nber Guard—Look for yours of them trouble-making guy You're one = + $2 | AND). DREAMED- Nearsighted Man--I can’t see without my spectacles! ur ; t you get a nurse to take you out? -_—-— um of cars and great chow of activity, con ‘BETTY VINCENT'S * 7 THANKS! TOUR | WHY DONT ‘You ADVICE TO LOVERS. J MENTION { cy ctapwce a | tae Atel C . LT TED sub eet = people can ob- thetr tangled Betty to er 8: addressed to BETTY VINCENT, Evening World Post-Office Box 1351, | ew York. | a ASS e Never Takes Her Anywhere. Sere Dear Detty: Brine AM very much fn love with a young | EO. Dear Betty He ways that he loves older. He has asked me tf I ever xo to eo litt me. eplaces of amusement. times,” but he nes I said d am f rs to take me nutes that train has been waiting signal.) ne I11,—Inside the Car, ke it a point to get in the steel cars—they’re ) YES, HES ONE Cop THEM COLLEGE | FEELERS. || sc T always F afer Nearsighted Man—Non and might have broken my sy Man- ‘They've broke my spectacles, eof ‘em aregsafe! mt ———w—r—ang! (Train going around eu r G—r—r—t—r 1—The ne ang! Fuss the cars In the subway hera! windows | a young man of cig! ars of age. al ito such places WGive him up? speaks of hes she had some she ays ee AND DREAMED - AND THEN & fel I do not co ing by any| — mea: oves me? AW. S. derate. | qual | Perhaps Tet her seo that there she !s only ue younger than! He Claims a Kiss. | sed to care f Dear Hetty | she passed me in the! 7 HAVE been gating out with a youns| she has not no- | man for a short time (he Ives out! ! And when he goes home he al Alasine tier ene have never allowed him to do eo. I ye Hy advise me if I Ay MC. it a man to whom to kiss h You A Fickle Stain. Dear Betty: | AM tn love navernt nely ressee A Lovers’ Quarrel. @ man who fa great Dear Betty He mak to care for me. An Unlucky Farmer. ane every weok, Ho ts a very 5 fnw and a graduate of | WAVE keoping company wit Wew York. My pa n yor man for a year, Qe sent of him, ne several presents. But I got mad at him and took up h anc man, whom I love dearly, but another | necessity of as timo was the last lotter I re-| Sit { alao in love with him, The first | When asked why he} man {s ‘farmer, Please advise at he was very | What to do. M, Send back the first man's presents if love the socond, The Iatter | Must of course taka Mts choles between ved from didn't write he said t busy. The next time he came to seo me 1 did not sperk to him, and he left upon ou importance. yo cheek the tendency to falling hair, InP. Try acld, 2 Put sion restorer’ is rather an iption of your nee, Bu 1 need is a clean skin, and this hud by everyday recoursa to| brush, soap and warm water, | | To Turn Hair Gray. in a aux grams; tincture of red c1nchona, 9 grams; tincture of ntharides, 2 m all |LETTERS FROM se THE PEOPLE. many engagements with mo, dut|] AM deeply tnterested in a young man er keeps them. His excuses are | He has always treated me very r Pe ncelaladtlias cely until of late two ¢ x | CCaTAKE Vogacas s;| ments T had with him were n | AT 700, HENRY: * &e He has di ei) Boing very angry at him I wrote, at lonuy 944 99! t twenty-seven of thirty times {ng what I thought of him, and said | EAP. ISNT IT?/ most like mistrusting him, but] I didn’t think he was a gentleman to | AE ? —__—— TURES CO Hee t shail! treat me thus. I have recetved no | : MoM. |answer, Shall I write aga Nereis {Yyesm!) H ardly | STEADY. AS corbeupon dent aw why New aay “make a husba: who] Perh. he was unable to keep the | Jersey is the dutr of ade vill makes drunkenness an exvuse 1s seldom | ap, s. After receiving auch a| so I will t na Worthy a ood woman's love | tette Parent 1 | z s 4 as yours {t ts but natural that! stating that y He Has Ceased to Write. [he should have Iet acquaintance | excep: c s cee |drop. Should you de. {te again | mos w wis er ial Jask him for an explanation, and 3f| lived Bp cipal | such explanation fs satisfactory you F, WOODHEAD. fg man | will apologize for your hasty language, tful Vacation, ed a le y ised to mental he: manner of our re exercise prov! prinkle oy OOLISH LIFES are silent. And you can’t look 0} Z i Polite Man (picking out handsome woman)— Take this seat, lady, Feed | (Woman flops down iS Polite Mi p sald [3 Stout Man (hold (T n—G—r—r ~ Dee Lae yut Man—-Some day there'll t rard-—Fawethhrwaarhstrara— | Polite Man—What did he sa out Man dunno, But we coming Into Fourteenth street rain stops amid cries of “Let ‘em off, please! Don’t shove! Step — Let ‘om off, there!" = HE WOKE UP! out Man—Harlem {n fifteen minutes? Bah! = = | Race Track Rhymes by Barnes, | No. 8.—~PEDESTRIANISM. | DDE By R. W. Taylor, 1G BILL, the ger, studied dope, B And on tt bull 1 hope, For Pickled looked to win— AST (WE WILL GO \aND GET SUMMER NOW, HENRY! / tee ou SAY? WELL) LL vol/ WA ret wth refreshed mi me | health o H. r bod ‘Men’ cet 155 | 1 fot, he Was already tn. He looks to me," Big Bill wo! As if ho really can: The day was fatr, And Bill had bet his roll ‘They're off! They're A rousing, chee Big Bill looked on, Recause—but why The people, at the Saw Willinm walking home this way the sky was bright, all right; * the cry rang out- hout. to cheer, 50 CENTS!) HO! YESP) MAN'S HAT— SOMETHING | AT ABOUT | May Manton’s Daily Fashions ™ 180 en mac tucks “is }are without a parting word. Since th n @, ta " for Indoor wo r LS ave not geon him Ulla few weeka| You, ond. the Vother girl’) Mut lf you | cities are flied, KB F. Faso, when we met, and again he acted] farmer. z °°\ Apply to Bonrd of Education. ees - | 20 the Faltor of The Tyents aly. be | Where can Im ti ning ard exceed HEALTH AND BEAUTY, 9 sss : ea So atyle. 6: By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. com a a — —-——— Hoa - - | figures, an ‘Hair Falls Out. almond ofl, 2 ounces; tincture of ben- a op ti TR op a 704 6) 2p) Sy Tayred nee i Re S FOR THE HOUSEWIFE. : 5 Soma beat until the mass | ‘ Sanath . ee y f Raa eal ¢ Peat Fe low untd the mass | Salted Herring Salad, ystrokes. 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This lotion 1s especially | tie constitution of the haar. sees yt SE as ncaa LGA IONA CALL As Reta pa Sei idiledi \ A 00d for very dry hair, | A A haar, oh DAR a h 4 t 1 « a ‘onic. a few ior ‘ x age grain. | } Puffiness Under Eyes. Tonic surround d felt for metals, and | —Use hait milk instea » 5382, 3 f RS, W. AE eo ‘ | {rec 0 down |.poil t 1 1 G. 8. T. U. Pumness under tho Bi ainante gece vente fF ST Une Cake; nenue ie titel tor . 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