The evening world. Newspaper, June 12, 1906, Page 13

tee Be Tas it Ks bultt about them { sare D4 wd t : LAY FIGURES AND CASH REGISTERS. _ By Nixola Greeley-Smith. {n admiration A a shop window. "Tt mill always can't talk back ‘ver, the basis of ohappily. Tf so cures they might And {f, similar! yrs willing to give tt up.” It's a Uke the ave problem, ong to, of cor re" for hi at all. ard enourt,’” away, ao 1 pocket, he pro + day In the ‘Sctentite America’ esa for making m ra that went before “BETTY VINCENT'S ADVICE TO LOVERS. 9 older than myself wi sgo and who, 1 martiela t's e > as he gets a divorce what to do, You will ou will t s A man is wife ts your future, 3 with never go out much. Lately I was fn fi donud was youfig m™ Ho em corted me a when he was leaving me at my dodr he embraced me and Kissed me several times before I re- Jonsed myself. I was very much shocked at such a liberty. He wrote to me sov- eral ti but I did not answer him I love very much, Do you think he {s worth bothering about, and what {» your opinion of his kissing me on | AM a young girl of twenty-three, T Jntroduced By Margaret Trouble with Eyes. 5,—For strain or overuse, appll- * cation of hot Water, into whlon + few grains of salt are dia- wived, is otien velpful. ‘This wash or the eyes 1s also eficlal 1f applied wo or three times a | » pirits. of camphor) J ounces, Yea, any god hygienic soap 4a beneficial for the face, mplating the purchase of the gigan { would serve his Interests better than getting married ibstance of his expla: i He may have thought thts notion this matrimonial one, isn’t {t? ause we can never see but one aids of {tthe side o: nd women have discussed tt and wrt Justons that ame ever reached about aw, I recall some that happened tn vaudeville a year or « ivings, and when we met he very frankly ad my soul.) ‘HEALTH AND BEAUTY. of a friend whom he had discovered lost HE author of a mntirical letter to one of the newspapers last weok told before a ber The friend explained that he w doll, as he thought con- look pretty, always be weil dressed. a or have nervous prostration,” was the | original. It $s, how most matrimonial ventures that resu! many wives were not chosen for Iny poseibly amount to something more, ly, huebands were not selected on t} tineiple which governed tho remark of the young woma ho thought a cash regis ler than @ mere man, “because {t alwaya had money nnd they, too, might better realize the feminine r would nerve her ambitions be: Histon Altogether very mu fo 80x ten about It for hundreds of years tuppen in vaudovtl logist had written me from Roston, asking me to im, I undertook the tesk the gravest ed that the few sheets tT sub he explained. “I thought, maybe, wrote n few samples to show you w and the fatuoun fe of comded: that Thomas A out of metal. 1! (Long pr You could go down any morning husband at bargain rates. & have! Or a he kind of ideas on marriage ® man of mettle, of age and very ermore, a t A Fassing Flirtation. roar Bot 8 going back to t with, I care a lot f se she heard tt this the girt more man Is § and loye for n you advise me to go with this girl or not? | FRITZ, | If you care for the girl you can afford to forgive a passing filrtation, She Loves a Tap, Dear Betty: more for a Japaneso gentleman than ete ought, should she discontinue the aequalntance or not? PUZZLED, American girls have married Japanese |men who were Introduced to them by poople of the highest standing in thelr |own country, A marringe between per. |eons of different races is not advisable unless much 1s known of the character. Fantecedents and social standing of ty forelgner, and unless the two people are the same. Ideals of the Hubbard Ayer. Red Nose Again. RS, M.—Dhere are inany causes for red nose, and these should be first considered before any ci tain treatment can be suggested. The redness will sometines yield to this application: Glycerine, one ounce; rose- mary water, one-half ounce; carbolic acid, twenty drops. ‘Bright Eyes. B.—Cultivate good health, hopeful spirt cheerful disposition, and i « Never resort to any artificial eye-orlghtener. Anything that would accomplish that would be harmful to the eyes, itully apparelied lay Mgure authorsh!; | egn't care bout | an American girl finds that she cares| THRE EVERINHg World’s HAPPY DREAMS. Daily Tueorsda Madcazine. By F.G. — i} PSHAW LIT! [WHEN YOU CAN FOR { Money! Ff HOORAY! P.D.O 1S GOING UP! 1 =AST MONEY FOOLISH TO WORE bBuY ROD.Q 23 AND DOUBLE YOUR ['LL duST PUT THESE HARES AWAY AND REST i Tie UEASY.) pete Fal june 12; Long. Hes A pi | REAL Gear’ ?, TWELL,B0YS.HERES| UST BOUGHT IT.) ge ) lve GOT mad a 3h \ MORE IN THE RE DGARAGE- mane) \TAE DOUGH IN HE DREAMED -_ "| DREAMED - | AND DREAMED = HERES A LTTE SURPRISE , DEAR,/ Just A TRIFLE | 4» THE PEOPLE. As to the Amateur Humor!at. ext desk to man. W I hate to “Clty of § the Editor of The F New York !s a city of stra: s Where I come. from. and oth small cltles, people are born, grow up. marr; live and 4! the same house, strect or neighborhood. They know all thelr neighbors or moat of them, | from childhood. But, here, no one | Knows his next door nelghbor and few! Jeven know their fellow fat-dtwellers | | How many people who read this Ie wore born in New York? Very te How many have lived ten years In th samo home? 4H fewer, That ts my explanation of ew Yorkers. and carelessness about and reforms, SPRINC Coffee Sponge. | | (\NE-HALF box get | () teacup of cold water, one qu made coffee, quite strong, strained through @ cheese cloth, Sweeten to taste, Set to Jell, and when It begins to jell whip in with the egg beater o | cup of cream, previously whipped. Tacn | set away tll wanted. { Mock Lemonade. ] | Py UD a itete Jutoe of Hos into a glass of coki wator, swoe | to taste and flavor wit | tract. Try it. thiras cup of di add | REAM two cups of two-thinis ot 6 sake the whites of four eggs a lo w sti froth, add one-nalt teaspoon of almond or any desirod favoring, three cups of flour (elther pastry or Dread) mite rd Dent one-half teaspoon aotia, one _AND_DREAMED=- LETTERS FROM | THE PEST. Fe HINTS FOR | Watermston Cake. | | Kot out of thetr He Wants to Tall to You When You Want to Read, NICE DAY To DAY, THE GIANTS, [aN THEN HE woxe vp: By H. B. Martin. ‘SAY Do You THINK THE NKEES COULD BEAT. {WALL ST. EN! WN THERE 3 \ SOME GREAT p 1F THEY CAN BOTH ONLY \WIN AKD THEN PLAY $< 1TOFF, Say! >\ WOULONT IT | KNOW A CLERK HE GETS PDQ IS GOOD FoR A TWENTY POINT RISE TROT OUS® WIRE: er of white in the wn and as much to Strange Ways of the Orient. TES are 1 the’ es were reco! 1 head. Some of the de: apparatus, smal China a laugh In order to put a stop to the practice of b Boat of Education has fssued an order prohib Ing women's feat, the Chinese ng the sale of amall shoes. OOO 6 sae ON GHE OPEN CAR... By Roy L. McCardell. xth Scere: S Avenue Line on a Hot and Buay Day. top ively, please, lady! Bundles (about to board car) y Amsterdam avenue or docs street to the Grand Central? up Sixth avenue! ‘Board! per) y ‘d you run ‘em swer a cl etion? with Pipe—Them women n town and neglect their nd's money and— flon’t smoke a dirty 8’ faces, jon't get cit the car that way. ur hands on ma! y-third! How dare you! pay yer fare. Seo? dollar bill at Ninth street. t fer tt when yeh pald A olitrage! that'a wha ; ‘s’ n outrage! ‘S' a cheap, I tell you, gents, this “ta the deuce! Gimme IMrty-Paced Man—What show has a poor man tn this cvuntry! Look it them Chteago Heef Trusts. I'm going to vote for Bryan. © my transfer! a blank outrage! man—Msybe your wife's used to stch language! But {f you ts of a gentleman you'd know better! ‘ Man—Instincts he blenked! I'm entitled to a transfer, atn't I? ‘Thin Woman—Yon could act Ike a gentleman! Dirty-Faced Man-—The poor gits duwntrod, while the rich ride In thelr automobiles, I'll bet Belm: yote for Bryan. Gonductor (to woman with fare for that boy. Woman ({ctly)—Indeed? Conductor—Sure, youse will. How old ts he? an—He {sn't old enough to pay fare. Two Girls ({n seat ahead)—Te, he! D'j hear that? Conductor—Twenty-ninth! Look out, lady; don't get off that way! ghting Lady Passenger—Well, 1f you conductors would give a hand to a lady end not be think about knocking down fares there'd be no mnt don’t ride in the street cars, I’m going to overgrown boy)—You'll have to pay One of Two Girls—Isn't Fred a conductor on these lines? | Other Girl—No, he's working fox an antomobile firm. He's going to take us out in a machine some night. He wants us to go to Chinatown with him, but I'm afeared, | Fat Man—Gimme my transfer! Think I’m going to pay another nickle? Thin Woman (sarcastically)—Don't act Ike a rufflan for five cents! Fat Man (exoitedly)—What do I care for a nickel? See theret (Throws a handful of chango Into the street.) It afn't the money, ma'am; {te the prince! of the thing! I'm protecting your rights as well as my t e like you * put up with such things that encourages and Rockefellers to bloodsuck the people's money and 's’ a outrage! Dirty-Faced Man—-Watt till our candidate {s elected! The common peo- ir rights! You're right, sir! Kick fer yer transfer! me my transfer! I'll cross Thirty-fourth street. Conductor—Nix! "Gal. Fat Man--Won't, hey st rules (mulls register lever ylolently.) ctor—Pay mo them six fares! Hey, Rafferty! ear with Ten Jerk and descends down on melee Male pas t Man's part. Gleam of tor Uniforms, of women passengers, al rioting, matter {s comprom! Fat Man paying fares he’a a transfer from Inep Car goes on, dlockade ts ctor, Givin Dulavernn tes se itin: worse tien tuasn te till Bryan's elected! UNDER THE PALMS, | Characteristics of Famous People, Read from Their Hands, By Hotte Slam. A. BINGHAM. Wait THEODOR: ‘The Mount of Apollo ts prominently | developed, showing that the possessor tw fe of musio of m martin) kind, pret y that of the brassy kind. tof Joyo has an unusual and tndicates that the r tg of a thunderous nature and apt to say Dam, or Helen Blages, at the milder expressions of posness! eness ts promi- ndloates that the not allow any one to s plans or progress. ed and definite secretiveness sessor would one what his res with, in many places, Where It meets Ma May Manton’s ways UNING WORLD MAY MAN- No. 21 West Twenty-third street, New coin or stampa for each pattern erdered. 7 Write your name and address plainly, and a ways specity size wanted How to ontain Phese Paceras