The evening world. Newspaper, June 11, 1906, Page 11

The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Monday, HOW TO REFORM MERE MAN. THE ‘JOLLY?’ GIRLS —THEY Win! by George McManus THE SERMONS June 11, 1906. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. SINCE You <0 ON, TRY 1T OU CAN'T SPEND SO MUCH MONEY, YOURE 30 RECKLESS! UNTILY KNOCK ONE DOWN } ona are entirely a debasing y amazing poor man hoe ed. In the minkly been er etormation, and If a be exerted ls soul's bet rter of a century ahead of fortable qu: Before we atiempt his latest renovation, however, let us consider what the affect of it may ba | All reform movements from without will paralyze any tentative uplifting — = AND THERE'S ONE THING ABouT T0y YOU NEVER Stop OH, DONT SEF HOw you CAN BAT AGAIN APTER THAT BLEGANT MEAL WE HAD, BUT OU CERTAI! You know how that ts et or differently our minds at ceman becomes absolutely tion), But {f we set out to improve ourselves it accomplish sorm | movement that migint pomefbly stir in his own b Yourself. If some ono tells us we Once set ft) eolid though Imag! ® bend them tn the desired d fa barely possible that we it may be that we oogupy a moral altitud might enable us by con-| erted effort to improve the moral tone of our husbands present or to coma A HUNDRED TIMES & Sy But the idea that we oould uplift them Intellectually 4s prenimptuoun, to say WITHOUT GETTING! Lscoleremnia TIRED OF fe An individual wife may have more brains than her husband, but generally! Speaking, !f as wives wo hardly equal the Intellectual status of our sterner halves fwe ere doing very well inde Man has mado a specialty of hia brain for several thousand years, while we Bave just woke up to ours. We have certainly done wonders with ft, but we) fan't afford to be patronizing just yet. JX But eoont Perhaps But meantime let uw wear our horors modastly and n¢ Be too proud of an inteliectuality based exclusively perhaps on reading a SScent fupazine ad of the I-cont datty that supplies mere man with food for thought The only way to “uplift,” ‘manage’ or otherwise influence mankind when Whey need {t te sxnmed in the injunction to Little Bo-Pesp when she lost her Sheep: “Leave them alone And they will come home, Wageging thelr tails behind them.” BETTY VINCENT’S ADVICE TO LOVERS. WELL | TOLD YOU WHEN HE STARTS TO “BO ANY THING HEDOES, 1 BET MA. SEASIDE COLLD. © AROUND ON THIE | SAY, BOY, LEND ME A QUARTER TILL SATURDAY YOU CERTAINLY KNOW HOW To SHOw ONE AO00D YOU DIDENoY YOURSELVES! HIB letter, signed “Anxious Winn! printed here in full, as {t may be I heiptul to those young women who, with much faith tn humankind and litue knowledge of the warld, similar pre- Gicament: “I made the acquaintance of a young man posta i ave placed themselves in through sending !llustrated ha, and I feol that he ree, and am not silly or heart, He has asked Unitd about gving to t and marry “ANXIOUS WINN r I take {t that she has not seen mply got a husband by correspon sain’ HE National Federat! : WISH TOGO SOME MORE FS 2 (bwin crest that man FOR ARID ALL RIGHT SY D | Kock mor nd that t f elevating MR SEASIOR WE CAN Look GUT ONE Only last wi ung reader * | M J Rat ie analiee tape dt he ant: hia & OF Et AND. A MACE Day! <OING To TRY P UNE tar To bo OF A SINNER. COULD NE DOWN, MuST ‘PERT By Roy L, McCardell. Text: The Worthlessness of Wise Warnin gs. fvon the most cone s, cones at varied schools” flourish on work ov his contd do something doe: advyertlse- rer, a stroet-car list of well- vould wish to r—send us $1 and experlence chant engine vith Dratne on course of twenry-tye lessons,” {s true that a a profission fs, the less it does to create or add to , clothes or bread of bull meat, the higher pald are ite suscesafal oy t ts the ones 80 engaged who tle most dis All the artists, writer mit , transpor' out of the country. aud the of view, would be better off And yot the s th oat yet ask them and they will advise y of this bust- fs no man but who thinks he froring could do better at something else, x else, ity he tries to do gometh Some years ago a young man complained to Senator Platt about his wild desire to get In another busin ie one he was in This was before er, when, aside from the petty shafts and stings nutor’s Way was seemingly th and pr ns ald the wise old Easy Bos You are undergoing invariable reac- n that comes to ever: nh. It comes to me. There are times that Lam carcer by going into poiltics and convince nt I threw away . a do An artis ar, a Newspaper man, a preacher will all solemnly ase severate that “the brains and energies wasted in doing my work that brings me small fame and smaller gains would make me a towering Instance of | well-deserved success in other flelds of endeavor.” | ‘Phoy forget their o the freedom from discipline and re- | atraint. the fact that they are not slaves to detall that would drive them mad in commercial houses or the tical industries, And the professional man envies the merchant and manufacturer, and hant envies the care-free professional man, y flold of ¢ viding you do your work, pensations ufacturer and me is success In ev There tle about 2 xcept from the lett ga wo all know, can be co: of the ' to the reader no on 1 ie eee Tabby falks) & 2 & Re 2 es go as fa: ay aa 1 {a without some ' 2 ato going to marry. 1 to warp your fuith ( ne | on Fit to you ke that he ps, 1 aimady? If you ewe nd exclusive ess you would natu want by a re- | visit ao lenrn sar ic CoD mor gly and yet you are oon- By Alice Rohe. no matter what that work is, better t in the same line do thud. St. Alphgusus Liguor, the patron saint of workingmen, sal4 “Success in life is not for the man who does extraordinary things ordle y, but for the man who does ordinary things extraord! tly.* Do your own work better, do some one's else worse, You wo Race Track Rhymes by Barnes. { 5 e other day, What are) Fino" ; | pees tierce lH OCA Ae f and ono from Mndame Tucie’s, ¥ No. 1—The Lady bug. raataere pis Two hat® have no td ab aoaltarerice teonenedl| ex iat A tar the. i mee i nah yiobe when 6 trades at the ex effects. that's nll T will say it ITTLE Miss Muff eatesine eb? I on mak K a triffe old, choush Babin the grand stang, y to tell a French mode} hat ‘ft# i tat ! see one and not make those dowdy. 7 Srenlen ““T suppose s0, da : "Yes, dearest, but such a eomtent, tie world Is tlie y a [ating some chocolate creams right wlongalde her At sat, and tipped & Beet will win tn a walk.” S t e-- Girl =e LETTERS FROM ‘THE FOOLISH oe | 4° THE PEOPLE. Is His Sentor. LIFE. ut By R. W. Taylor. 1. TAttle Miss Muffott Took her two dollars And put % al! down on Rolled Beet; When {t was ell over She took out her korchief rar é = ALL RIGHT, PAL! POOR Cuss! CHEE' HE And cried it cleas full of hot tears x : RE! HL -ANOTHING TO GiMME fen \ gives a RM ACLS N EAT! HUH! Two RiTs! peed Miisetre ster the Halter of Tha Fi Ss ceca all Little Miss Muffett I ‘ ' x nd my a- Hadn't a niokel 3 : : were bh ried My os To pay her way home on the train; rried My grandmother rs A kind Indy loaned her ried at 1 my moher at 18 yr yugh to met back on— Nowiinlithetote tme mon carly, ¥ She vowed she would @o there no more ever marry before 2 and often not be- fore %, wh tom be- ™ L = Muffett 1 F the races t the next day; . She'll go there all ah b, =! coi And lose all her m: Danced with Another. | piste RNge Fie rego POR Pee Alay why does a man‘a ha a - ——— love | hefore his beard? NE fAH! MEBBE DAT f NIX! NIX! T CAN'T M , D il F hi Ped Hees Fr) Jone suirr co \eiow oem two | oh May anton’s ally fasnions, een CHMCRETTS BREA AN! INT FER NO GRUB! an home as on 8 \WHOLE _DAYS!| HAF TO CO i Sanaa ae Sa Sse N quite takes the \ 1 but have got no answer. Do y. place of this } i : : : Heart CASA simple ane made 1 1 esol if you f with louse and n Mant TAXED. cS ransfers for Every One, knickerbockers, It ls m loose and com- w AM a whlow t ada yo yenrs pay five years, VW * torlal tn ro JE SPORTIN' Git iT pict! Arinenas iol that every 1$ TOO STRONG KETCH DAT world; ne 1 FER NE. GIMM || SkYGARK! BEAT. Pernt ronne baits \n Ty SEA }iT Kip! qi mg $5 3 Can’ you not BEAT | we 1 f on you (SEE I'M HUNGRY! wrinkles’ nor c ‘ or ane if people of whom The Working Girt, porte al ae oay cheeks and n fal roay ch Ryening World: ! S. who says she ts iden to be M used my tn- she is entitles ¢ By Margaret Hubbard Ayer, her evenings to do with them ag ans pleas fathor ha Ight to CHIC A Yellow Neck. Wants to Look Pale. 4 y shall belepentss yreat {ue Ae) NAL But I! do read think HC. 1 fortable that te boy can enjoy the active lite to hts cart tent wilh. out feeling in the least hampered, while $t ts always and becom the fllustration it is made of natura! colored linen, alm- fratshed with hin “ sed wi tons ton - holes, bray on materials propriate warm éay wa also for t has been thoroughly washed and eatin Ao tine al ove the ess through : Salted Dandelions. ren Is. Boat four eggs to a stiff froth, Bride’s Cake. d Case of Eczema. SUFFERBR.—Yours ts evidently a] ually a small ¢ sugar ABH them ready to cook, an ‘ aa Pa es Yeadeland’ then’ by Oise tetvews| very Httle, put a sprinkling : $ y five our ae es Renae bral MOAT lias patina muntit it in bottom of earthen Jar Santas 1 1 i adys a,b 5 a | layer of dandelions until the jar starch, three cups v ft : : Rian tan, You might try, However, |@tanda in peaks. baie If you do not fill It wt Arve It will da [gangs toss 3 areal usall Roll. wi tnetur plying this ointment Moyle wcht | custard with the eK | no hanm. Keep them weighted down, |add to the creamed mixt y thick and. bak Water, 1 pint, Mix |1 gram, oxide of zine 0-2, powdered | four tablesyo Wdsred SUES" land after a day or 80 the brine wililwith a cup of weet milk with | b¥tter and add fra \ apply two or three | starch 0-24, lanotin 9 grains, vaseline | 1 due and ¢ cups of sweet] cover thom. ‘There ts no 3 ahigs i ait on out fruit , p , cover thet is no particular rulela teaspoon of lemon or pouch, fold ln | top with j he atin is removed. |iy grams “Apply at Dich milk. Cook in @ double bailar Until A! ane aininn denmibome. UBham anmeme Abe ashame samtoe mmidmal ie” akin LER RSEGit ales, oF whip, F.G.—Try this i lave y T think you make ake to —--— ae oe = = = aeroneiaer = sia eet tried wa enna yourself aith's en- f Ar neok with ay e Thirty s of pulver- | ap > zp = Pn 7 Pa On material requ ) 4 At will omie-J ized borax dlesolved Ii Bh ouncen of HINTS FOR THE HOUSEWIFE. for the mesiim stra mes remove the lemon makes a lotion curs) is 3 3+ chat withburcevery iiiskee ning areae Strawber’y Meringue. | took as cream.* Pour tho custard into) and tender they wil! cook ty halt an ergs and * 8 yants er remedy ere it ag with t @ glass dish and slip the meringue | hour or less, and Inter to two hours when ¢ © yans 4 : y it agrees with sLUBIE Gwe! (eachnal ot: atramberries|| et ne Ravssaeviies il give you a ¢ applied at night after the HA DABT ea Sar how aeena fier Shortcake Pattern S186 | for t Blouse Suit—Pattern No. 5386, Boys’ indi ai fi tall t THE NG WORLD MAY MAN. ic A) ¥ BUREAU. No. 2% West Twenty-third street, New Sr Optate nd ten cents in coin or stampa for each pattern erdered. he une sents IMPORTANT—Write your name and address plainly, an@ ak and cov atteray ; psd cigam | Ways mpecity size wanted,