The evening world. Newspaper, June 8, 1906, Page 15

te pe The Crtnieeabtid J World's THE SUMMER ROMANCE THE JOLLY’ GIKLS A LA VINAIGRETTE. Daily Magazine BY NIXOLA GREELEY-SMITH, > tunch these aweltering June days | | ng the t mont her the eame foods n f “TRADI es. SINCE XOURE SO poe ne JUST TAKE Kho eenere pee BETTY VINCENT’S ADVICE TO LOVERS. A TRIFLE NOw, LADIES, You'LL. ney A ncaa nee BILL OFFICE! fa ae clinging to the ith in him and your} THE Bis AN OUTRAGE \ NEL NEVER PAX ITI Ne x WHY FATHER, You SHouLo iT FORGET THAT YOU'RE ADDRESSING | i A GENTLEMAN! hy \ Friday; THERE CERTAINLY IS A LEAK HERE! pase F; yy oN } SHOULD HAVE Wy SEEN BY YOUR LOOKS AT ONCE THAT YOU WOULDN'T DO ANY THING DISHONORABLE! KIND OF You T040 OUT OF boT THOSE DRESSES. WE WANT ARE ONLY 468 ApiEcE FATHER, REMEMBER ALL THE MONEY WE SAVED FOR, YOU ON THE SA% BLL} =— sence AT At! June 8, 1 900. —THEY Win! By George McManus OUR DREAM DEPART MENT. By Roy L. McCardell. We Close Our Vision Annex An if the Tamultuans Acclamations of All Contestants at U Announcement that AU Prizes Have Been Awarde! Distriet-Attorney Jerome! ITH t we close our I and nightmares weeks ¢ Dream reading any azie out which » worthy of the prizes, we have decided to not nary sleepers whose dreains would estat ol but to-award all 1 onservative the old reliable r with of {nt things, but as a hard- jblic official all the honors ir Dream Depart t must go to him. and no doubt asantl, Others ma but for ourselves, advoc nber an pleasant dr wo! f all praise and deserving of all prizes. SCIENTIST! = KNEW WHAT | | In cor hout a dissenting ve all other contestants with- S| WAS THE MATTER drew when {t wag announced that h {ts as a steady sper and, in WOTH THE METRE cor nsidered. ee, a constant dreamer, were being © ence to W y of him The Evening Wo Jerome {s awarded; First, a sleeping Mke- n still Ife first published in for the best dre This dream being entitled, “Not I'l Do Something Some Day.” Second: For the worst dream—A canned we rarebit. This being the dream that he might wake up before lon Third prize: A good gig for the best nightmare. This !s one that doubtless haunts the Doaing District- Attorney—the thought that Gov. Higgins may wake up and appoint some rable photo fre t. but Ste RU RIGHT, DAUGHTERS, TAKE DULON'T IT HAVE EEN CHEAPER FOR TOHAVE PAID one else fn his place. The good gig is the old reliable one, 411-44, and sults the Dozing District-Attorney's policy—as it {s “a dream number.” For ordinary night dreamers we complete our Dream Book and Ora- nium of Pate (Concluded): Letters va Yew—Do not he egotistical Yoke—You will get {t in the neck. Letter “Z."" Be: er—To dream of zaffer {a a sign that you will be greatly puzzled. i the Dickens would you know that zaffer was cobalt of sulphur un- | less we told you? ‘To dream you will be a fool always comes true, Favre To always dream of leading actors riding zebras {s a queer habit to get Into. It {8 a sign that you are Inclined to alcoholism and the very patriotic—"’The Stars and Stripes Forever! Zero—This dream amounts to nothing. Zodiac—"To the stars through difficulties,” You will be successful if you know how to planet. Zin You will be led Into trouble that will try your mettle. The se “THE PEOPLE Troubles of Swee! Sixteen, wiear Betty before asking her to be- ‘A Changeable Man, ory Brus CHARL marry We Wé gasp and gro rm Hurrah for New Jersey! chor, twenty-five CHICAGO -- - TO THE CONSUMER? WE are DEPOSITING SEVERAL -IILLions WITH YOUR LOCAL BANK — (THE AMOUNT WE RECIEVED By SELLING YOU ROTTEN MEAT ) PLEASE CALL AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK. SIGNED — THE BEEF TRUST. RATES LAST THIS IS A ae (1 CHECK FORAN OVER-CHARGE h, OF FREIGHT LETTERS FROM WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF? - By F. R. Morgan seu SMALL SHIPPER REC | i TELL HERES A LITTLE BAG OF COIN I GRAFTED DURING ~~") THAT STRIKE ing a good salary & fireman, ten| varied rents do not| define and defend your p to Board of Education, oe of The Evening W wth of time b. sition, Fepensthe Calls. Diar Betty AM keeping comp 40 @ year wil! not be sum live in comfort devotedly and I 8. My parents] dc In our eges|& st this would prove ess? Do you} ce the good time fowever, 1 CRB hal 1) that, youare. making a t to have a degree of a university to marry, don't do so,|fuflaed ufter my name. Where can 1| fi ay Information as to tl Namely, w arts, what the choose, the r: olarship, the Jarahip ary eac! WILLIAM D r when you feel the e seemed time ago, when a ch ree 1 wor They Mast Watt. Dear DAt 1 a young man 4am in} at my going with her years with nding and in| there ts true! HEALTH AND BEAUTY." Sartorial Soctalien r of The E who kicks in to wenr a hoteoat tn the [ve the The m a Margaret Hubbard Ayer, adout has my approval. | in cul. Iow-neck | how street in summi Eyebrow Grower. \ Tartar on Teeth. ] Women wander abou RS. D, B-Ir! {f $ MOTHER,'—Get pevkahoos shade hi the halr have pumice Beside them 6 Mn orange stick and a) heavy coats, hi been de yed | lemon Sharpen he following rem-| point, je tick to a flat! gh cut the Ismon in half and dip! perspiri Wy will start the! the « fromth tn the ins lin the powdered in tae lenon juice and then ured eyebrow: | the tartar Rub ove ‘ y are removed, | OloR ne, 222) and rub the t ances yeerine, ng « 1-2 qunces, £ sxtrn of jabo andi, 2 drams | conte: men in 3 und wo make aref \gitate ingr tH) thorough s ¢ corporated. Apply to the ey Lemon Juice for Hair. with the brush and to the Iashes with | D.—Leamon } @ tiny camel's hair paint drish, ‘ne Ponieont brush must be freed from any drop and frequent Passed lightly along the edge of the | srl S eyelids, exercising extreme care that es, a orelen,, Delilee he no minutest portion of the Jotion , Bese arite. CPW dened fouches the cye itself, wiiltengr and softencs litre piece of ive CLeveyanp-O- = | THE COMMON PEOPLE : ENCLOD ye A CHECK FOR SOME OF HE MoNEY WE HAVE GRAFTED FRom you. I "eT US: ALWAYS BE Guidep y CHARITY AND e KINDNESS” OR THE OIL TRUST- SHOULD SUDDENLY aes ORTHE TRACTION CO., A CONSCIENCE ? Zoophite—To dream of a zoophite ts a sign that you will look In the | Zootomy—You will ask a question at Set STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE. By Tom Watkins. Itt tell tne orders m Sri- wiay noon you can mercantile | yet away at that time. The boat lies i 9 West Twenty-third street pier, §0 aboard any time after Friday morning.” thanked the banker, for a and on everal weeks, an and the 1 the wine lock at 1 tim to go es fa a everything else on Kink t Morgan's orders, the I rd to lovk up at : the le c key away os pied erred, as they for any one to to the banker feta edged wit of the Pattern Seven-Gored Shirred Prince twenty-third street, New pattern erdered, thes