The evening world. Newspaper, May 25, 1906, Page 19

The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Friday, A PROFESSORSHIP IN MATRIMONY By Nixola Greeley-Smith. 4 5 toe Ia -school for engaged ould also be pro- could spend # nn of the edu- foundation matrimony tn colleges 1 save the time and ment of @ new school? | course of ethod of holdin Gotnils relating to and the; a to P| diils, dumb-wat as man that you —_—___—__+ ¢e___—__ BETTY VINCENT'S | ADVICE TO LOVERS. Priel a drevs pp NAN WERE HERE TOHELD | Us}, KITTY, WiTTY, i KITTY, Come* Ly ee COWN! We oe HEHE HELP YOU, 06 HURT. : Mate | [4koeS GUT You J IM NOT THE Soy }USEO Oon'T BE DISCOURAGED MR. FLESHLY ! YOURE. BOING SPLENDIOLY! i AF my THE LIMaISd IM SURE YOU COULDNT HAVE CLIMBED ANY BETTER THAN ; THAT WHEN i 7 ABIT YOU WERE A Boy! Seen WE CAN NEVER HANK MR FLES! ENOUGH} OH. YOULL BE TIN THREE HOW LUCKY | THE DEAR LITTLE KITTY LUT ON tT FEET! May 25, ‘THE GOLLY’ Gl RLS —THEY Win! By George McManus! ISNT HE'COOL: + AND COLLECTED! 8 *HEISN'T NERVOUS ('™ SURE WE CAN GET THE KITTY DEFORE HES SS f JFALLS OUR DREAM DEPARTMENT. | By Roy L. McCardell. | Great Suoceas of the Viston Anuex! Hundrede of Dreame Sent In Datly! Who Will Win tho Valuable Prizes? Sis we offered our valuable prises for the best and worst dreams and nightmares, sleep has Decome a veritable fad. Many persons spend thelr nights sleeping, but complain bitterly that they do not catch any dreams, Do not be discouraged and quit sleeping. We aro receiving hundreds of dreams daily, but will not distribute prizes until after we have com- pleted our scheduled Ist of dreams. Cut out the alphatbetical ist of dream interpretations as thoy are published in the Dream Department every other day and you will have a complete gulde to dreaming while asleep. | These are the days of dreams. Dream pictures, | dream stories are all the fashion. Remember your dreams after you wake up. They may be valuable. Many contestants write us that they are try- | ing 8o hard to dream that they are losing sleep over it. Lest you forget, wo repeat our Ist of prizes: A portrait of the Dozing | District-Attorney for the best dream, a canned Welsh rabbit for the worst | dream, and © good, serviceable gig for the best nightmare. Dream briefly | and to the point. Long dreams, p!pe dreams and day dreams barred, | Here ts the Dream Book and Oraculum of Fate (continued): Letter “J.” Kknite—You talk too much, You think you are very sharp and | bright. Shut up, | Jewsharp—To dream of seeing one {a a sign that you will see an Irtsh- | man working for a Hebrew. Joy—You will geta wg—To dream of hav | person with money, | Letter “‘K.’’ Kansas—To dream you are in Kansas {s a bad sign, It might come ¢ from Providence, one is a sign that you will meet a jovial | true. Kiss—For a girl to dream she is kissed ts » eure sign her lips will be | chapped. For a man to dream he kisses {s a eign of trouble at home. | Kidneys—To dream that yours hurt ts a sign that you will be sick and | lose your salary for a week back, Knit—Some one will tell you @ yarn. Letter ‘I,.”” Laboratory—To dream of belng in a laboratory ts a eign that you wil manufacture chemicals only to find them a drug in the market. Lamp—To dream you are a lamp is a eign that you will not bea real | lamp; you'll only be a shine one, for you will only get lit up after you go ne em aie Landlord—There {s a man you are trying to avold. Leather—Be careful of your money or you will find yourself strapped. Buckle down. Lemon—Bewnre of the Yellow Peril. Don't let any one hand you @ lemon. "to I.lme—Have confidence in your friends. You will be traated white. ~” ie eustay t | Lobster—Keep out of hot water. ou needn't say th! Ee ‘what he says. - | feces ts CHUG-CHUG LYRICS. are interoste eae Foon eek NA By Charles R. Barnes, Weermer vac , LETTERS FROM | ot By Walter Well Ups and Downs. | It ts eave \ if e é De, y Wa ter Wellman. | 'SWIGAN bought a motor car, | few micn ara to | M And Mrs. Mao was tiokled—gee! | Seople on @ sub) THE PEOPLE. She had the driver ride her out ested ais A LETTER ERSTE PIC “Moat every day eo folke could see anter case 1 UNCLE. SAWS FUS ITE. ‘Their Uves had been most commonplace if yo Son and Water, BULL ALL BE STINE TF They lived serenely day by day; to you rg To the Etitor of = World: sL NEVER: FIARRY. Clr) Existence was @ level thing— Lon his: ING TODAY | It went along about ths way. But, presto! when the auto cume The Macs got in the social whirl. Why, Mrs, Mao looked young again, SHE prison The way she used to, as a girl! ; H No longer were they common folks Shall She Write to Him ? They revelled in a spot-light bilss; F Letty Thelr scckal stock went up, you know— a girl, and there was a thist r ° 5 here in the onder sust we learned to Ike! Has “M: = ine IY me he only kept poets bi 1 the s e girl in his nd dead. Ho ts now gone to| Was drawing But what goes up comes down againy and I feel v lonesome 4 The auto took a smash~up streak; aiHalwould’catvand ave Bienes y T ank shaft broke right square in tw away So And every tre spr ung aleak; good-by. Do MeSwigan pall end paid and palé— per to w And then he gave the oar away; n to write coctat atoce went UP , @ik to eft Yr , Does She Love Him ? 1¢ you have notices i z : ; a y the crowd {s generally at} His nvou ve ‘sa young lady seventecn bank He Never Answered, h whom Iam in tove. account whe haa aap - ave slumped { out frequent: thle diy, Do Gast way! | ork —<——— 5a | i a 's Daily Fashi Lay May Manton’s Daily Fashions. S , * A BN OMBINATION un- She Fears She'll Lose Him. as the co: Werwear i greatly ett t to discontinue ness if worn this season z AMO a young of seventecn y do not care to furnish gas at the Wing to the gener | He Treats Her Coolly, net 8 young man of nine-| price fixed by Inw. If the clty desred | : Wapear Betty: a package party, He has/t> assert 4 tt id take ‘effects } wer: a Se 14 IES OP places Ori ainunerment charge of 4 me maina in the! fr 1 and I have learmed to ets, as it ts well-es ned law | spout ) My ‘eowle think | that permanent ments when Bae ae i at ‘ ow, ho had | placed m put gis one: 08 feria #80 4 re, and had a quarrel | the Sibi hen i wstuotory Cs taal ele Wear ny To annex such tmprov Lea CRS spin i Nu wants ably no more than the 0 avs ahaa init merce og after me again, which I am | would do tf conditions were reversed, ay ROT PUTS great many and give me up, Ho EDWIN M aking, und bas and fellows whom I t te asked me if he cot : = ca tosat of DEIN BO nent) for eae if T would oy rest rite a bah bh ad ye: th oe a UreDavAvUet bditapmgee HEALTH AND BEAUTY. | HINTS FOR THE HOME peace a break my heart ‘ 4 . stration the An tie wants to give you an engage: Seinwy | S) In R prog cover pee mei ng, I don't think he Intends Jarg > ¢ . 2» molte a tak OF atiste. walle Lhe Di |ive you to, Don't worry boutete ‘mat A Fgaret Hubbard Ayer, |Eggs a la Victoria. | Thien’ oo, arawers of made, {014 [be as mweet an ty and cheers } gunding, Pisin mater She Seeks a Divorce. Jas yu ‘Can’ and Im sure he wont, “1A French Powder. by thts | eset Ure Bi fee aa} trimmed ca be, eer tae (Dear Betty: face ¢ i Nit — Here | reom. n has those last. however || MAM @ poor girl and am married, but| He Doesn’t Write, Reinalansee pees | : h | , wha thong | my husband hae not Hved with mo! pear Bett sate: mie und Pek for nearly three years. I have two 7 AM a young girl of seventeen and @ Frene " ! - 7 hildren, but thelr father never scos s ith a man of four Atak haltshie Too Much Dandruff. ei GuravaB dy them. And he haw never one lantity at once, if M, Its 1 t z ent to mo to help us resp - Lady's Fingers. Please tell mo if I can get married) ho stopped answering my letters, Why, | A w pris oxe ithout a divorce as I am too poor to}1 cannot say, Ploate adyiea me what Cae inten ht" C t one Can you tell me of a place|I should do under the circumstances, | ances drop chal} on a 1 il) here I could get one without o 1/as Tam nearly heartbroken, EVA 8. ounces; white clay | nicht y with i | ear hoe ts married again and fas one|, My dear child, I don't see anything kaolin), 2 ounces; | with 4 a, ‘A. P. G,_ {for you to do except to walt and not svpla #60608 Guncen tour a ’ “af % {pursue the young man, His interest D083 | ay 4 SN enttos of tho You cannot marry again without #e-| may be drawa from you temporarily and | yhite French ohalk, | dandr Kyiden . |wuring = divores, and that would cost|he may return, But try to forget him ounce; carmine, 15 | Bs Bin r Cr RRS = sc graing; ofl of laven-| " " tai, Bt mi or dor, 80 drops; ofl of jeetone pow) oiey Hair. 1 lod y Eggs a la Madrid. ofl of cofrat, 15 drops aaa oh fie Ne bdiak ts . a, ake. Bron 5 Out of the Mouths of Babes. loves 3 Gropst ol ob cearat as cton bade with & fou Raspberry Cream Cake S auncen of wal DACHER—In what way do the quakers epoak diferentiy trom us,t|Her Own Troubles, the yellow sobany TROUBLED READER, — Pumice] !P6 & little r M Johnny—They don't awear, I tone will take the halr from the |‘! By Miter & while, Combination Lingerie Sujt—Pattern No. 5368, — arms, but Js not to be used for any & 8-4 ‘ Jed 4 th 4 City Boy (in countty)—What kind of bird {a that, grandpa? otter purpose, Get an ordinary ave-|A Summer Bleach. aT a Eats MSP E RPE OMT Yan tae Oe Cire eS 4 Orandpe—Tha's a barn swallow, cont cake of pumice stone, This ts not| y ENNIE—Vase a City Boy—Does it svallow barns? parce bei mee Freeney oid eel J Un, one ouno i Call or send by mail to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANS i 4 — ned pumice nove the Ken, one ounc Mow to { Ton FASHION BUREAU, No. fl West Twenty-third street, New eae hy, Wille, what ts your object In saying your prayers twice] natr rub the skin afflloted with the m. Be oareful to keep this o York, Gend ten cents in ootn or atamps for each pattern erdered, tight 5 ‘ ' \ growth and the pumioe| ment out of the eyebrows and ha! IMPORTANT—Write your name and address plainly, and al- Little Wiilie—Bocavwe, mamma, I forgot to aay 'am last night, so I thought f| atone will wear the hair off, Be caref:t| i will bleach them ways mpecify aise wanted, (A better make up for it.—Chicago News, not to be too heroto and irntate the| the ekin too much, app). kin. Tn case the arma are made red rose water, i 1906. ‘