The evening world. Newspaper, May 24, 1906, Page 15

| | NS The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Thursday, May 24, 1900. GHE SERMONS OF A SINNER. By Roy L. McCardell. Text: A Preachment on the Butter-In, Ne is the pleasant time of near-eummer. “butter-in, and our high-soclety harness. Let us don our thatch of straw and our trousers of the duck, got near to Nature’e heart and be kinder to each other, to set them right tn the public prints, but you will find the hallman at the door and the office boy Mer svecreeee” in the ante-room should you call at No. 26 Broad- to tell old John he's all right, or say to Rogers, “Here's my hand! r mind this Lawson person; I don't believe a word he says!” The man will dissuade you from going up in the elevator, and the office boy will hand you a card to write your name and business on. Then y that there {s no business in sympathy and no sym; and you will wish you had waited until you had 1p the friendless rich. rtile flelds In which to scatter seeds of kind- dless and forlorn to come your way. You may 1 Setting forth and seeking, und be told to mind your own 1 will ~ at this time when all Nature fs glad and bnuttercups sh resolve upon good deeds and carry out the ng your usual restiveness In the preseryce of the ubiqu ‘or the ‘‘butter-in” {s ubiquituous, and differing from Hired Girls, the “butter-in” loves com- 1 there are many of him. ick and mo sele e- wilderness we call New York, the “but- *, mnaalless men float loose and lonely Ii}e souls ken for a tramp; but if asked his carte he 1 sa; “Bohemian,” Where hi his hat 1s home and where he hangs up his meais| fs heaven, Vituperate not the butter-in. He means no harm and does but Bitle. Tt ukes adds little to the check; and how free and bearty is at the proper time and place, reassuring us, after alto 13 made good! : Sec hot to his face nor designate him as “n dead one" behind Bis beck en he has money he spends freely; that he never has any Should not prejedice us. For he gives us the will for the deed, the thougnt for the word, the - for the acth t he ‘ot th aves our hospitality that he sidles up to us ts us joyously as if he held us dear, Monheyless man. He desires companfon- S are present he will not take exceptions. S not a shot In his locker, a coin in h not eat of the best and {t of sacrilege! —win hi off with our best gir way Into the affections of thy tune keeps ever turning of hor wheel, y he our fate to be penniless and our turn to “‘butt-in.’ ee re bees WOMAN AND THE MUCK RAKE. By Nixola Greeley-Smith, rs r t only as re nce of his own yas r h they view tn th fluenced t motives of cond > Must are alway from any a we know, tho tnspfr, nd the woman wh i 10 quivers sym. | n, dempatr | nt itde now on | 1s the forlorn victim and instrument. ust olther think us better or worse than we are, | ye right fn condemning the women auditors of the | \t_motlves to them. But the women trial for her Men, !t se Terranova case Fpesrientaan a : women may be mero! aft enue by ey sive tham the same obtvalrous benent of doub | HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer, Good Spring Remedies, 130 drams; benzoinated vaseline or lara }10 ounces; Innoline, 6 ounces, ‘To make | Cc. He: Hero is] benzoinated tard mix with pure lard | 4n old-fush-| ounce of tincture of benzoin to 8 ounces IN, toned mixture | of Inrd: white vaseline will do perhane Or allmenta of they better than lard. All the recipes neve cason: Get 5 centa’ en are excellent. Roaders may take vorth of | thetr chotce and Will be sure to have reolpltat in Any case a delightful tollot acces- easpoont in the| Sory for xtneral. usage. Mix the cu cttom of a gins, | cumbera and alcohol, macorate for one feo that there are| hour, and then distill of § drams, This \o lumps tn ft, Pour! distillate may be known as spirit of sx teaspoonfuls of! cucumber, Horo ts the second formuin: syrup or molasses) Vaseline, 10 ounces; tanoline anhy- m the sulphur, 6tir,| us, 5 ounces; tincture of benzoin, 1 Take one table-|UNnce: cucumber futce, freshly ex- wpoontul of the mixture before bredk-| }Tesned and strained through absorbent fast and one Just before going to bed| Cotton, 10 ounces. Mix the vaseline and for three days, Ondt for thr Repeat and omit for threo d frou have taken the proparation for nine Gays, ——.. |Witch Hazel Cream. Cucumber Cream Bleach. ~~ E H.—Here {a the formula for witch | RS, R. W. H—Yex, the cucumber 4 atte aay tren td cream is a mild bleach and very | pmt of ot of almonda, acceptable to nome skins. You| Melt, pour into m mortar which has fan get any of my prescriptions mndu | been heated by being Immersed some OD, OF buy the ingredients tn some | timo tn boiling water. Very gradually | panes and ‘mako them yourself. I tsladd thkee ounces of rose water and one always moro satinfactory to have thom| ounce of witch hazel, and assiduously From the ball field the ory of “Batter, arises. In cafe and club there is the| | Conventtonality 1s laid away with our winter wear, We need not go abroad making pests of our-| selves, peddling our home-made sympathy. The! Standard Of magnates have hired a press agent) t-| were not smoothly shaven and cleanly apparelled he HAPPY DREAMS, #@ # 2 By F. G. Long. THE MOCK ORANGE RELL “con | Se CANT THEY EVER LET UP ON A FEL| LOW- WITH THIS RESIGN RESIGNS IT MAKES ME WEARY- A LITTLE NAP WILL DO ME {7 15 TIME PORATE RAPACITY|——~ AND GREED WERE cHeckeo!-IN INTRODUCING RATE-BILL TI frHEse EXPRESS COmM— \PANIES MUST BE (BROUGHT UNDER |THE CONTROL < Y, PlOF THE RATE-| yp BitkS y u WN THE COMMITTEE Room —~— GENTLEMEN! IF \THIS RATE-BiLL } Nor PASSED Ta / SHALL RESIGN , Wi HAVE FoucHr. KANO FOU AND DREAMED - (NATIN aa 2] JNATIVE MODESTY FoR-& frou \BIDS “ME FROM REPLY-| iS ‘ [ING TO THIS GREAT ¢ {HO y ) i: D NOR_YOU HAVE Done! ¢ (rXME. I was nor Aone }- COKIN MY FIGAT FoR S, Z we Q \THE PEOPLE: / COMPLIMENTARY DINNER GIVEN IN HONOR OF TCP. BY HIS ADMIRING FELLOW CITIZENS. Aa a 5) —— Fae Little Comedies of Success — pee een [tain expert advice on tie x She Loves an Unknown, Dear Betty: ho tea very tr do not wish to fin not of thut dl ad tion’ to h not be without him, as I love hi days, | "nOline, Incorporate the tincture and| never met. It is simply foolistiness.| You cannot tm © until | Jstly the Juice, | You will have to wait for him to get | an fotroduetion to you, A Strange Mother. Dear Betty: Gompounded by a drugrist. Here are |sttr the mixture until an emulsion {y 10 formul t fine or grated, 90 ounces; alcohol, gure ts neesly cold, wiwecmin | AND. DREAMED —_ drink of the choicest at our! - THE NAME OF SMITH TT WoRRIED HM MUCH TOBE POOR SED LIK TOMAR AHIT IN THE DUMPS HE OFTEN DID SIT. OWN YOUR. OWN HOME BUILDING LOTS To Pir j| ASN Pocker — ONE DAY HE INVENTED A SCHEME TO SELL LAND EVERY POCKET TOFIT. a «6 -NOW HE IS CALLED A MAGNATE AND WITH MONEY HE TOYS QUITE ABIT . AND THEN HE WOKE Up HOME HINTS Currant Tea Cake. AK this tn sheets and use as hot bread, or as a dessert thick streamed or aim To Make Sausages. AKE t Orange Puffs. IND and 1s with sugar . If preferred, rauce, two-thirds bake tn a cool oven rye piled up on a dish with af BEY All perplexed young pe je can ob tangled ty lov Vin xd to 1D} VINCENT, & World, Post-Office Box 13H, rk, & xing girl ninetoen years of | There 18 a young man 1 am | : y in love with, and I would like | It ts fool! have his acg ance, as I know /own and learn position, at anything eo | vag learn to t m? It seems us thoug KaleENR T. BL B | She sata: You cannot love a man you have by the front ent ran’ AM a young man twenty And have been paying atte! young lady one year my Juni t by a woman js when she fl the number of persons A Gos. ohum's ve company and of all the to see the huni tes of other women The other day I rec gine the but the wind shifted |1 am cobking in front ‘This, the loss of a hal 1imax of America’s greatest ¢ Isn't It the sudlimity of ou It 1s but ono of many years old, | inability to keep a secret ‘ Why should we lot them exasperate us? Let us rather enfoy them years and have loved her ve: Last New Year'a I was 04 day, ond I uve her a watch prother calling, and he told me a| Christmas I gave her another present lot of nows about his sister which waa |} not very nico to hear, Her mother told | ahe was going to make me a f me a short time ago if I got her I]a ring. Do you think I ous forseream: — Ououmber, |formed, and afterward until the mix-| would be “stung. Alwo her glvter ald be same Last October was her birth- he ts a friend of mine, and he satt I would be fc sorry at my , As my dirthday js mother and bro! scandal about wholly unworthy of belief, ac copt It or give her up. She ts a ver: fast friend with her brother-in-iaw, and man’ you You will have to let him choose VICE TO LOVERS. A Divorce Tangle. ty siping Man. fr each other to the jon BRIDGE WHIST CLUB. By Grinnan Barrett. “0” Tre deen reading the awfullest thing In the paper,” sald Mre. Oliver Quiver, president Mock Orange (N. J.) Whist Clud, as she turned her funny bones inside out and put the reverse english r o\s ae she tried to button her fastened-down-the-back shirtwalst between the shoulder-blades. “I've found out that eitting so long at a table gives you flesh! et told me about ft first. If aver a spiteful woman lived tf this world {t's Mra. Colefeet, and I don’t care a bit If you tell her eo, although I never was the one to stir up trouble in the club! She's so thin and bony—= poor thing!—with a mouth that turns endways and looks like a misplaced Placket that had come undone, and the only dimple she Kas is a dent in her cheek where those false teeth of hers don’t meet. 60, naturally, she is | deadly jealous of anybody who has a little becoming flesh, Ike me, for it» | atari | c | “But, really, I have noticed lately that I was fleshening up just the least | little bit too much. Not for looks, of course, but I noticed {t, Of course no» | body else could—that ts, none of my friends could notice it, No real, trae | friend ever will let on to r a thing Ike that. I haven't even a suspiclo | of a dout anybody can see that for themselyes—but it lately seemed to me t y throat was getting just a teeny weeny mite too plump, and e my waist measure hasn't increased a fraction of an inch—I'm sure of that, too—sor & would keep getting the matter with my stays. No mat ter how snug and nice I laced in they were still uncomfortable, I think they must be making them stiffer than they used to or else the sizes rum smalles, or something. In these days of substitution it’s just as Mr. Quiver saye— you never ofm be absolutely sure and certain of anything except notes In the bank g due and colds {n the head every spring. Really, I thought for awhile when I bought my last set of stays—those beautiful French oneg, you remember—that I might have to buy a larger size than I’ve always worn —I really did. “Well, Mrs. Colefeet couldn't get to the meeting of the club quick enough yesterday afternoon with a clipping out of a paper that sald ever so many New York soclety women were giving up bridge; said they were becoming afflicted with embonpoint—French for fat, dear—because they spent so much time sitting down playing when they ought to be out exercising. She came right {n and handed me the plece out of the paper and sald out loud, 60 jody all around could hear tt: Here's something you ought to read, my dear; you're getting so fat, you know, around the waist.’ ! She's only Jealous because she hasn't a curve to her name und has to be padded up Ike a box couch, and even then, in that old up- holstered princess gown of hers she's frightfully knobby. “So that's why I wouldn't put any dependence in what she says; but ! there must be something in what the clipping In the paper sald, because it | was full of long doctor's words that you didn’t know what they meant. And | now I’m afraid I'm going to have to give ap bridge, for while I’m sure I'll never be too fleshy with the figure I have, still one can’t afford to take chances, you know, “Why don't I bant, you say? I've already tried it, and while I have as much self-control as anybody, and maybe more, some {nconsiderate person fg always sure to have a lovely luncheon, and of course no human being could sit there nibbiing dry toast wion the grandest lobster salad and club sandwiches were right there under your nose and you see everybody else gobbling them down.” (;CHUG-CHUG LYRICS BY BARNES No. 8—Easy Money. J HEN Coynson bought a touring car, He hired Michael as his driver, Ad Mike, he plasaed the old man ao, ‘That oftimes he was Upped a fiver. He looked quite dauntiess at the wheel, His sinile was open, bland and winning, And M Coynson loved to go With Michael down the parkway spinning. But this And here In where Was Maude, The driver Remember Bat, Thatt + O year passed by, and Danny Smith Took Mike's posttion at the steerer, For Mile tn the world, Read on and you will seo, tt clearer— He still ¢ duughter Maudo, Asin t Imy days that summer, Quite handsome tn modish clothes— y was a hummer! hero And here § Denny, Were Maud List to And Michael, me See! | * te Te eee Oe May Manton’s Daily Fashions this one is in demand at atl ot the seasons year, In the wa woather it 1e made from duck, lnen, silk and pongee, while for cooler weather it ts found tn cloth, cheviot and the like. In the {ilustration girls of 6, 8, 12 years of age. Girl's Coat—Pattern No. 5257, to. Call or send by mall to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- Homate TON FASHION BUREAU. No. 2 West Twenty-third street, New opine York, Send ten cents in coin or stampa for each pattern erdered. Pattern