The evening world. Newspaper, May 23, 1906, Page 13

4) ; The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Wednesday, May 238, 19067 pecan | ee “ i . + . | 6 ° ~ ~ oat OUR DREAM DEPARTMENT. |THE ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS ~THEY Win! By George McManus yy By Roy L. McCardell. Fu and UW Special Uxtrs or Professional Dreamers’ Matinee To-Day—All Ps To THINK OF >) f E BY YOUR as £F t L >) 40) tres Contestants Must Dream According to Rules of Contest. / fag We eats uke 1A? S FARE THAT A O E Boy 0 INGING ‘ ests, we keep the Dream TAMIA Gave PAA UBAcc AG Aehaea aL) (6 TACKS the doy for met” This| mo! he ts 4 ot It ys in succession instead Bes SERISTMAS, STINGY PIECE ej Was what everybody was sm ja ‘of ny of our most ecg et eeu Th OF ice! BA 2 jamco'a ‘Theatre yestertay man and amers are destrous of getting THEm GAGS shin Atlantic fleet gave | ood songs. Ho ieiate Y D es into a box 0 srder to find out if their vis hs 1 Eva ehip > schedule, ! atill-romer Rianne wake our prizes for the best and | nape. the: mi "mung by J seen iving on the auartet, con- F. 8. Jack- L. Burns, of buck and wing and FL OF, Jones, ase, of the Marshall, of th A mandolin he different ships ther you or I are in th ss. While you are givir around articles, incidents rs that come early tn f, I have been dre: {n the 8, t, u, v, w's. Yes, dreams about apples, ms and cauliflowers, a J sotash, te ; ANT 5 =~ - ANKS! | WAS ALLA CANN PEASE ; DK (mes DERE Bes & rm drea dledewink verdagris, the right wa, ur is, end Russian giant, ture at Ham- den during m Kustoki, in (OF ICE: Down. Iway reaches in that mission was en- id on the sixth whiske GIVE FER TEN : id er £Y CENTS, LADIES! Slant) as your o} P \ BISGER PIECE In r to th t ices of the same sort we can only | = ed 4 oa ‘ ter ‘pham fay that if you are dre for a r prizes you must do 80 accord-) QIN DE wWASON ‘ i ne . : s i ing to the rules governing the . Do not dream ahead of schedule, | ERNOW WEN \ x i an : { nthe ove uy or you will not be eligi r handsome portralt of District-Attorney a ~~ ¥s = i k with v «| POUENSY Dy: ale Jerome for the be eam, a can Velsh rabbit for the worst dream, and rar Nirepichs C. y ‘ Wire p Nn t solo by |® teed gig f t i r 7 > 5 iy) 0 = \ ae Poser in thi Jel eee the ntry, An amusement Here is our Dream < and Oraculum of Fate (cc a): | taenat t Virwtr on ro siant to ay Letter ‘‘G. | ; h BY: tI 1 craw Usted gives the following account of Gag—To dream of a gag in th th is a sign that you will laugh | Prva SE ndly ventur r for t espe y {f the ghost walks fn his % be 5 i‘ fe was given all, grac a q f od at Kus direction é }3 . g chap, Mid mie . | i the m {| Gloves—Your ewe ve you the mitten and turn you down. Goat—You will b ly and will be struck with a billy, but i buck up, kic }HOPE YouLL AND | ayaa a . ha : SMOKE Eve IND OAT GIRL |so. After he was Gortlla—Some one is tr: to make a monkey of you. Do not ape OF THOSE ayes, SAID DIS cicaAR | ex of son ‘ {, where I four ist af his family, bullt of moss and clay nhouse, for Machnow is sant. He was the pro- w acres of land, and his work wa usively connedted with the farm, When I explained my errand 1 him a very big 1 me, he refused point no circumstances would country, belng afraid, that outslde Russia be safe. He had an idea bt be polsoned and his body in um. Aa is well sslan peasant {s very and, lke many country strangers. I had to village until ents of pictures of sed by the loasl pope, tion and to his to Induce Machnow to leave his Before leaving I had to make a promise on # sacred picture, 1 in Ikon, and in the presence of 4 of the vil bring Ma but for Mache edsk, six days’ after one has gone messenger to n- public. ‘Th Sin search of a Gulliver. days T journeyed over the tortor probably he were WAS PAPAS, ans that your name will be mentioned 7 a FAVORITE your superiors. Graft—To dream of in the pape: Grass—Beware of divorcees. Guitar— e one ts Ing you. cep on the 1 ‘ merry Uttle roundelay was “Pick Jout a mpot and hit it every slic argued “For war is only the proper shooting test.” A the gloves between C. Katzenberg |the Maine, and A. B. Moore, « Pennayivanta, proved them to be 4 and skilful patr of bantams. mn held thelr. breath at this m. 2 novelty, and when one 1 both of you will be put out about it. testants hit tho water bi The Mock Orange Bridge Whist Club. « ow _ By Grinnan Barrett; —<—-—e : nad just the grandest time yesterday afternoon," said Mrs. Ollver)ts, He wears his hair long and wavy and when he is hay: LETTERS FROM | HOME HINTS. nt of the Mock Orange (N. J.) Bridge Whist/ciful thought he runs one band through his hi . Batter ‘'H.”’ od, ar Letter ‘I r in ® way that ts posttively | Club. "So intellectual and everything. We mot at Mrs. Wiseburd's|ravishing. And he wore his coat as if he had been melted and poured into tt. THE PEOPLE. Puff Will be feeling blue: | and when we got there who should be waiting but that dear Mr, Metrefete, the) You could just sit and look at the way his coat fitted him in the back and you'd Infant—To dream of seeing an infant eating means you will dine at| poet, who lectured before the Women’s Club night before Inst. He syed at the! know he was a genius. Beater eli (Cainis's restaurant | Wiseburd's because Mrs, Wiseburd is President of the Women's Club, and be- “I begged Mr. Quiver when I got home last night to let his hatr grow long Ingrédient—You will be in the soup. sides Mr. Metrefete doesn’t Uke to at hotels when he’s out on a@ lecture pe wavy ees one oe snes eae but he cared Ubamatnerns he) aang rT ae b = that things | t0UF because, as he eaid, the hotel clerks are nearly always gross, commerotal/ didn't propowe to be mistaken for an Indian doctor! And tn the most brutal way |, 2 TOR One tenn Cuiae ae Ulett oven every phine MPRA HDAC LINKS| ey whol wane (diamonds iaitherrenire cronts end lebletlonthelng (paid in adyacoe| ie called Mr aetrbtete at woolly. tranip! ye eeaeke ols : Jook black for you, but they will come out right and often make themselves very Corward and unpleasant if a person hasn’t much “Tramp, indeed! He's @ genius! At lunch he told me al] about himself. He/as I can from small gains and quick Insects—You will go buggy riding. baggage with them isn't a bit ike some of these stuck-up celebrities I've met that hang back and| Comebacks I hire wix employees and “And Mra. Wisebunt insisted on his staying over and giving us a treat for a| won't have a word to say « what they've done. He talks houra at a time |G? he work of (wo men myself. Now about hs Ufe-work. It seems he had i leave hia wife because she couldn't ap-| of vaca tm at his true worth—he speaks so touchingly of sad past that it six a fu om of any man I ever saw— just makes the tears come tnto your eyes—and she went and g ot a divorce from | ed ke y word I never was him on the grounds of no! upport or some much foolish claim. She must be ary person, anyhow, because Mrs. Wiseburt told mo she heard the and living in two very | | wom: Hammer—You wil] attend a first-night performance soon. Yon will not Iike the play, Hamlet—To dream of Hamlet {s a sign that you will see « dwarf actor. Hand-Organ—Your life be a horrid grind. Hash—You ve up housekeeping. You will hear some one recite Kipling’s “A Rag, e Bone and a Hank of Hair!" at the breakfast table. Hermit—A sign of a torpid liver. Honey—A sign that you will get the hives, Hornets—You will be stung badly. | Hotel—A sign that will try to get apartments for a Russian noy-| leo—To dream that some one gives you ice {s a eign that you will be treated cold hal & particularly beau- list. They will be refused is ““ a plnpssteman Indigo—To dreain of holding indigo in your hand is @ sign that you | Quiver, Vice-Presid To the Rditor of 7 Evening World t, s y to make both ends THE HUMOR OF IDEALS. enero ine aria By Nixola Greeley-Smith. end. then hejmade.usie, rtatned in my life! Me had such a grand voce and he used so many an ort! is that nobody the only word to diving, small rooms with tholr three chfldre: ‘What was subject? I diin't exactly catch “He was so atwent-minded, too—just like a ge AN during luncheon he what it ow fut It was very 4 there was a kept sipping caviar sandwiches tnto his pockets, not realizing, of course, what | lot in {t about art and poetry and the comm tke that, you h * doing, until his pockets must have been f: t away with |) * know. t I know he must have been mortified to death » nd them there! | plstening summer “I'm certain for one that I never met as intellectual a man as Mr, Metrefeto, “I just dote on gentu % ay ‘© think bout one person {n capital let- F you have bes I rn ¥ season of the year most of us do—tt in atter if she spells tt Mehttabel or even Edythe | t | one loses after losing one’s heart ts | mor, To the normal lover life in tt» most | naSes preseits no “funny part.” The dabric of his days and nights fs woven of rhapsody and rapture, dipped in | le rose color that irradiates the lover's point | New xork (University, n he fou: as the casa truy be The reality far To doubt it for an (THs 18 Pear TenGe, mie et G, | 7 | ‘ : $ BEAUTIFUL, | 4 ‘ » ~ sods and taste high heaven's ; yet withal—whisper it very t ne | , if nectar be you | ip not a dull di | ‘i What's the | | ideal ts dying hard, thas ke thing with love ts ne’ Nothing with you ‘Dhe man or woma! when the light of strong t paper under a sungls Not in all the world Is there a h shine and m y Nor any being of snow und haupting Helen of a y< to be sure, W ble things the Ao accept inst ‘At twenty-five we recall our elghteen-yeanold ideals with a shudder, or pe~ haps a simile. Every time I remember mine I give thanks that nowhere under the sun ts such a weird, !mpossible prig to be found. But it ts not till we mest @ fine and splendidly human man or woman that we really treat our tdeals with he contempt they deserve, and realize what essentially humorous things they are, ur pallid {deais, which, upon them, shrinks like HORT RPtons real attac worn over fit ted gindies are ainong the deoresa 0 and suit admirat n counterpart of that creature of moon- ideal, ound a human likeness to that | nd the violet’s point of view—the hite mohair trim- med with bands of the material, eiged with braid and with collar anit oufts of motre antique edged with the material, while the vest ts of pending Ortentad Os touch that We never find our !deala, though, ht realize if we ever caught up with them what sickly, tmposs!- fare and how much finer are the human substitutes we are obliged 1X the real man could most his flancee’s ideal, which he ts supposed to represent, which gives tole na would probably hang himself, If the girl had any conception of the dream Mf cotof to the mhole se ounposed to have come trie in her person, she would get her to a nunnery | Ere Mazie'd wearted of the fun | How grand to have one's wish come true! But, oh, alas for short-lived bliss! rae Gonign 18 nox Per nae ter, camomn rs. [SSOt AAR oO Un a heard: Lenst A aul cone: A candy mountain stralghtway grew. From off a chocolate precipice captionally 4 } 1F5 one, the tucks siv- Mazte to the bottom swished, mm Mroeatingly De i wish could be unwished!”’ coming lines to te figure, while the lit- HEALTH AND BEAUTY | BETTY VINCENT’S ADVICE TO LOVERS. a: ous sorts. , the Ideal dies before the real, and these catastrophes are spared | “Oh, dear!” she sighed, “'twauld be just To have a MOUNTAINFUL OF CANDY dandy! It grew—and grew—to lofty state, | And Mazie climbed—and ate—and ATE! a By Margaret Hubbard Ayer |e : ¢ LITTLE girl writes me that @ young man to whom she was attuched has to make him Jealous, I would not do] tion to the mohatr The Time for Freckles, slon-braaoap ant warm water for| | tt penierad ewe, Poze ete; | AL. lien ilove with ‘er end gcc ee eo eis 8 he | the blackheads, and bleach for the! |jove ‘adairs by writing. to Hetty “Shad I watt and see if it {# true, or throw him over at once asks. | 1v: found adapted to H—Now tthe | rreckies and tum Here ts an ointment | | Vincent. Lettre Jor her anould oe more than in anything else, it 1s proper to weloame the cc spoot | A ‘“Hustler’’ After Her, the ponges, to stilt, time f0T | for blackheads: Salicylic acid, 60 grams; Hee eae || Re Parting: mixeet Dear Batty to Mnen—indeed, to « freckles, Don't | jarq or ynseline, 60 grams. The vening World, Post-OMce Box 185, Moreover, if the guast sees there ts no opposition to his going. bh more vorry, They New York, me to try and learn the address of | vest a Joined to the I) you think tt would be proper for]al suttings. The cS es are thoroughly blended by stir. © ——— ®& : | not serious blem-\ ring or heating. Apply at night; wash | ou | Faith te the foundition of al! true | & yo 1 who says he wants to| fronta at the firs hes. Try the of in the morning with warm water and Marriage on SZ: Per Week. affection, and it is bi jred faithless swains go uspected ¢ Unreot me, bu: y signs himself “Hus-|seam, but as ormula herewith! a pure soap. And here ts the formula ono true heart be doubted unjustly [Hert wat the white of the frecklea and’ brown apota: Bi- | Deer Betty: : f ut when there is no | y room for dowbt, when, as in the case in Ho offers me theatre tickets and has in egg to a froth chloride of mercury in coarse powder, § any ieee de aix years of Ake point, the man bir nce of his a fons, the only co me a ik er Hl souvenir? ile > antl equall’gra(nel terion haveliatocasteaticoastaeas Eenrnave for a dignitied gi and bid him godspeed with as much meltouwriencs By can sur w where to find proportion of sweet! ter, 2 ounces, Agitate until a solution uimond of], Hub {s obtained, Mop over the affected parts, pon the face at Keep out of the way of ignorant per- Hight, ami after. sons and children, iy in love with a nately fond ot let us mia: be the more likely to come back bec: hat 1s any object to her. You ald ‘mes permit the sway of temporary infatustions to n the panting 18 made so easy, jim. W DAISY. attention to a: my If the young 1 not enough money the morning b: j ns 2u he will le 0 ji | Forsake all for the j : by you epply this lotion: Rose water, one For Obesity F ie siecle si nc art tells you he loves another, tell him how glad you are in 4 bruided, they ees yn hundfed grams; borax, five grams; AY-—The obesity cur ns follows; | /= o' 8 : 4 nd {t out be wae too late, and smile amt eve: sh your ria non Blk “voule Todide of potissium, 3 grams: | riage, and you could not su [nthe al req as wieen yean apirits of camphor, ten grams; tincture ! 5 . ; AS t be breaking und yar’ 3 ds 44 nches mide, with J yard of bu vaseline, 80 grams; lanolin, 60/on $7 I adyige you to obey your ‘That’ es ete? Y4 of benzoln, Ave grams. The latter can 3 2 . - bh That's a hard pre » isnt tt j vest, 6-3 ya. and cut 3 of narrow rams; tincture of benzoin, 20 drops, , mother, b ae Ah tuustratea he used both night and morning, omit. STM an But a the only t ty and true wo [een tern iB atcha lout’ ini einen cor ci eaten Ry. ting the beaten erg and ofl, which it Ig, MaKe Into a pomade and use twice a) 7 4 Wraps Hi Fealous, ‘wirremor the one most Wkly to bring Dusk the wonderer £0 AAC TNeaxt Tiwastigeisvell k ans of Mea laita ecual’ a emeacy: day on the fat portions. It 1s for ex- (O0S,| banssnieaeaeeh ahs sails Raabe h @ young man, but my! friend ~ ee ; |rernai use only, meas Tats : z 5 : sutiraeiout cOnetoeiaiy) mectinininll Call or send by mail t THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- Freckles, Tan. !A Depilator ‘AM a young girl of seventeen ang | SIves me very black looks, I see him | dear Miss Betty, do you think I am ¢ iriends told me he did not like me, r TON FASHION BUREAU, No. 21 West Twenty-third street, Now i . I.B.—Thore {a nothing that wil BD a or ys seriously in love with a young fellow every Sunday, and when he comes he! ing wrong to say anything about fel ny nd) Waat would you do, OF a7 York. Send ten cents in coin or stamps for each pattern erdered. @ Buccesafully ‘remove blackhead Tor manera eure) | of ninetoen, who keeps telling me | Always say¥ to me: "Oh, you aweot tows if Tam testing his jealousy? aLapupen stilt sectene ofr throws bia thes IMPORTANT—Write your name and address plainly, and al r ektae) and tah aa a mood com. or auperfuous tam, excepting | tay hw loves me, but when I” talk| thing!” I have a groat miny more at-| Ac Gualiape einen ss een | PPAtCRE® $ waye apecity alae wanted ‘ & good com- a the electric needle, af other follows in front of him he /mirers, but I like him the best. Now,/ ‘The young man knows you are trying! out a struggle f