The evening world. Newspaper, May 12, 1906, Page 9

f i\ 4 Thre Eventng WortTad"s BReme Macazine orday Evening, May 12, 1906. out a 4 yt z “7 don't believe Mr. Maginnis has pur-® f n aren eke : | 3 Sy. LAC UC AL LEC : chased poison; because, even in these*® Z ae ~ ‘ days of adulteration, poison, like the CARE: : other necessities of lite, isn’t cheap."’ » ae) an -~ “Having a husband is like any other ° vl a a S\EYO)\ FPF? “a %it: one gets used to it; and to lose 2: ] KE iE | ee | Te PBX | \ ® husband carelessly, even if you don’t? like him, upsets a girl."’ % Ae eo TAT do you think said the mi Chorus Girl. “Mr. LG Maginnis is still strayed of Poor Puss Mr. Maginnis in town, and I thought I might as get some enjoyment ont of the eral grief, and so I suggested: th: he might be out at the race track Thursday. So we went out to Bel- mont Park to look at the Metropc tan Handicap and for Mr. Maginnis. Pf / ym PLACIN / FER We crossed on the floating stables (| Z len a FER PLACE! at East Thirty-fourth street in fuk a y ys 4 antomobile, and what with a : NS the crowd and the crush and: the have no on of a good wife; she will think commuters and the other unpleasant- ness I can say that I don’t believe in Ties, for one All the way out to the track Pusa Montgomery kept crying for her hus- band just to be petted, although t told her that if he was along with us she'd be fighting with him co much that none of us would have a good time, “But Puss got hysterics every time we sighted a road-house, and we had to stop and revive her with the best jin the place, and all the time she kept declaring that she had dreamea ‘he was drowned. “I don’t believe anything has hao pened to him, but if anything has, Puss may be right, because he was too stingy to buy a revolver to shoot | himsel{—he was never willing to pay for his shot—or purchase poison, be | cause nin these days of adultera- | Lion, poison, like the other necessities of life, isn’t cheap. | “Louie and Abie had to put up a bet on every race for her to keep ‘her mind off her troubles. “They were so kind that when the Handicap was run Puss was her smil- ing self again, akhough she played Roseben to win and Israfel to show. | “Mamma De Branscombe was the jonly winner on the day. She play «a \Grapple at § to L but wouldn't tell | us where she got the tip till we got | back to town and were having din- |ner. Then Puss was so insistent seen him since we left ne to come back | in his one for Harry Trim- uld tell where he mebody would drop know whether they have separated. nd Mr. Magt ances are th carvation, ¢ to p, { onions they are 1 Ught wads for sses him be- and is like any sed to It; and . even if ta a young vid enough to Lgaieee| tae Poe en Puss broke into tearless weeping again. Louie and Abie had to put up a bet on every race for her to keep her mind off her trouble. that Mamma De Branscombe admit- "t shaye| PSS aaa ted that she had played the dream, a gtape-|we had Mr. Maginnis traced once}seure-head accounts of the deter-} that # hasn’t that he was a joy-maker around the| Loule Zinsheimer and Able Woggle-| never thonght of going into unicas/ and the nearest thing to drowning on the card was Grapple. “Puss broke into tearless weeping again and said it was a shame for ght have! when we read in the papers of an/mined man who starts a streetcar] “Woe try to cheer Puss Montgom-/ house, but he was such a nice con-} baum, bering them to ta as out/ lt was perfectly understood before- e of Herd | cont steamer passenger who caused |squabble over the trunsfer asked for| ery up by telling her to never mind,| trast to gents with generous impulses| to dinner so Puss can forget her|hand that he would not be finan- be-|sick a ccmmotion bossuse he wonld | too tate, and 1s taken to the hospital| and, as Mamma De Branscombosays, | that we knew. troubles. cially responsible for what happened Mamma De Branscombe to do such at |not tip that the crew was called to/ owing to a sudden rush of brass tola husband isn't worth worrying over, Puss sys the suspense is some “Puss says she must go look for|or was ordered afterwards, from)an unfeeling and Inhuman thing— that sound-| quarters. the brain tecause the motorman hit| and she onght to know because she’s' thing terrible, and if she was only| her dear departed, he may have met} clams to cabs. and not to tell her, co she could have ; vex | Played It, too. “When she gets Into these places |" wimiey had a near-tiff fora time, bnt She complains of feeling faint and’ 4, j; was Louie's and Abic’s money. can’t be persuaded to look somewhere! puid for the losing and Mamma De Every mysterious unknown that}him with the brake handle had five or six, she can’t remember! sure he was dead and could take out! some dreadful fate. And sho insists Ngures in the news in quarrels over | “That's why I've made up my mind | rightly which, as one or two of them | administration papers on lis estate on going out every night to see if | money matters Puss is sure is Mr.|never to marry unless it is to some|dMn't take, or some of the gentle-|—not that she’s mercenary, but she's| she can find him Grief has cortain- Maginnis, from the account of the} fond and trusting millionaire who| men afterwards sald she must be curious—she would foel better. | ty turned her head, for her hair has|else for hours, and Mamma De Brans- | Bri ombe is still keeping her win- rict in an fee-cream parlor in which all his p' y in m | ken, and they never really in-| ie afta around the house having! got dark at the roots and she Insists| come is so sympathetic that she or-|0ines in ae lisle reas ey .Jone of the pale participants has his}and then the only worry ['l again because thelr| water-proof crying spells, consisting | on looking for him in Rector's, Del-| ders everything on the wine card in) Banh T think it was them that wa hair ins of in-]over the thought that something has! wives had no sense of humor. |mainly of moans, that we have to| monico’s, Shanley Sherry’s and| the hopes of cheering her up. | “Say, what do you think s bo ee, tothe) happened to him wi too. Not | keop th tilepaone busy calling up| such Uke places that Mr. Maginnis} “Dopey McKnight has looked foricome of Mr, Maginn be t “LOVE CANNOT BE LEARNED.” | CRY ATE A RT & HOME DEPARTMENT ee CLEVER THINGS I NEVER SAID. Edited by Nixola Greeley-Smith. ees oe : BEAUTY HINTS. | Hote to Make the Netw | HOME HINTS. By Margaret HubbardAyer Long Silk Glowes. creamed shad Foe. Pe T part fear{ “I miss Mr. ¥ By Lowe R. Case. Y one-best guide to higher Ufe,|a Dr, Charley Parkhurst, w By Nixola: Greeley- Smith. Inugh, ‘is that when the ire pretty there o and too ttle ‘educme srienco,” Tan own ox J. The sceond | i West One Hun » Tattoo Marks. This Letter Wins the First Prize, those’ the basis f nduring mai | con syinyariby bumar or, § WILLIAM SCHMID, TAME Sardines, No. Adini respect may gTW, pathy tay de velop, but I am con that | formula | one part of wadley!! [acid and one part of vas various waya assisted dy by love wo tiean that pimd, fer ct, spontaneous and lives and ‘Auburn Hair. ite iter Caneenen te se hee unaccount It fs not r Of {ts unreasonable walty, we may ¥ ' ir t t 1 th reason, Love will frequen "dO" no noed of th ney or medizm of ken au Surprise. an inest 1 champag B when reason say: |{nstruction, for rt of love knows i darinwtheniten ‘ Nasi reprosaibly her me This, is not true than A happy ay result from a cultivated ." providing that » smooth; but id “1 love you" ld, “How ab while her reason piincarpine, 6 will make the wife whose dey surd,"" ntl, 4 drams aya sai stand unshaken through ev ur low vas i : test that life and tme m om; 4b JAM pearyy n with t and peny ae borat rae} Laue This Poem Wins the Second Prize), The answar dor lowing for aubu Lobster in Cream. ‘ Aan Ws to produc L p f mood chi June, We cannot, for py r He of gocd | chest weet necessarily emotional and therefore h B pleco’; put tw And hereby know * spontunoous, If, however, love be p » of y _ ! You may not learn to love, dominated by an unseliign yearn-|I wil) Futting On Glove BU E Tae 3 pat t t vi — e s / © 219 AL WITS ( § But love may Erow= siowest, (iis to accure the happiness of one «i 1 | Glove When Ad K to i ne ieee plants 6 the opposite sex, we can learn to loye, Ounces; t Nineal, 1-8 Muld HERE ts a great scarcity mut the ve ort Ar ° ‘2 wit . nord Numan being ©; dist tk i aren 2 r And latest bloom and fairest, Lis wortiy normal 1 vi Bs t al a 1 Hose yh Is't not so? ye oars ceipa so_worthy as Witch Hazel Cane < val hg k n from mohatr Love comes to divers men CEO ae Ts one HAR vote i Gloves of al > {et Tn divers ways: another. N mula for|no black f - 1 F 0 it is a flame | ae Na Whose sudden blaze | Women Can Learn Love. = Flashes like Ughtning, and | Perfect love is an electric affinity or A w ; Like lightning—slayas. itween a man and a woman, ratifio ok} Gold Cake. yuind as a sep Bul tho’ a fame, this maxim | their calmer judgment, A man does r oy and | rt to bo None gainsay: learn love; he either fe attriveted | ounce woh of wh heune: . worn W tiny The hardest wood burns hardest, from the bexinning or he docs not mcetl, 1-4 pint OW Of! short bla t : waists this In- But longest burning stays, woman may learn love after marr; pour into a mortar,| tye wrist mode ir Choosing is @ masculine prerogative, ) Ltd » en and ¢ 4 - 4 Stiloteed Many a talthful ewan A man knows how to s a wife bet ter, Vory| newmt at J ae with aifk, but while i His lady's won ter than a woman knows how to choose | «} ered with if white is fashtonale | Ry being true and stunch | husband, for the man has always had | e run Sa pxsin 5 - and always sir | And hoping on; Jthe choosing to do and lias learnet to t x the c Rye i darkar colors And her uncertain heart, diswern b ‘een Jove and infatuation, | an emulsion Don ade by ripp Y take are more service lts surface loves o’ercame, Women shroughout at genemtions have Junti the mixt 3 cio emi tae cn rs i Ms and are equally bin ast had to learn to love tie man they could | —- a — | Has turned to a get, not him whom they most « ed. And found a REED pean, | itele natures (antess thoy pos a “ MA - upfortunate birthrt fete e a eet cas 42 3 Ee T YS BAL M FOR LOVE! RS. 4 | Theee Are the Flve Winners of $1 j CG, DURHAM. NO : . | Priz Can wo learn to love? A man, »| His Mother Objects. rh A Aegus Franch Love is an inspiration of the soul but | ‘“June's" case, or a woman in a rear Betty: : aa has, neverthelom, progremive stages of /One could if they knew how Shfak Mele ge ye &® pment and ts often learned. The! My mother objects mae ~4i ro-culled love of man for woman, upon | very v with this ot ( | brief eq Dut tat in not lov TLL ry le Graves acai Soe os ita 1 | x UE agi BE Ta Ciattaene MEME even Te SPANK bane jaeest | AS || Call oF send by mall THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- IBRUT Lag AVanIG Squall Has: ie subtle odor of tie You! @4C | pie Is a rs at i Now to $ TON FASHION BUREAU. No. 21 West Twenty-third atreot, New Rene imawn-xe thecottier Tntatatlon|iiuacing, «Mutual a —“e. 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