The evening world. Newspaper, May 11, 1906, Page 17

iC TELEPHONE TESTIMONY. By Roy L. McCardell. If One System Is Better than Two, None Would Be Better than One. Let Us Do Away with Telephones Altogether. They Aro Lie-Making Machines, Anyway, and Haye Truth Crushed to Earth to Beat the Band, It trouble and exper concern. It cites instance that two or more telephone sy: competition but duplication, Read what the Hon. Chancey De Phew! has to say about duplicate systems: Telephone Trust, New York. Gen Received your inquiry as to whether telephone competition in New York would not be a any and {s ende e of subscribing to a is talking about, avor! s and authorit bad thing for your co for a favorable reply. Take my own case. tainer and your views, fmpertinent persons calling me up and asking me why I do not resign I had two telephones in my house I would have double annoyance. present telephone system is bad enough, we do not need another ona. | CHANCEY M. DE PHEW! Mr. Somthyng Justus Goode, the leading Harlem druggist, a A Well-Known Druggint Protests. advocate of on System the one a To our collec “aly installed—ours, tor of pay-station tolls Mr. Somthyng Justus Goode sald: * to buy postage stamps at cost. } “I also keep a young man whom I thought I had hired to mix up prescriptions and officiate at the soda water fountain, but his time is entirely taken up in climbing to top flats to ask lad!es to com» to the telephone. “When the parties sent for come in my store and sit at the ‘phone desk I glean from their remarks that some friend downtown fs telling them where they can buy toilet ee and moth balls cheaper than [I can sell them. —_—e —. “I also am annoyed by dozens of people who take advantage of the fact that I em busy telling people where they can find a policeman or distributing patent-medicine almanacs to school children to remember to forget to pay mp for using the ‘phone, As all tolls are charged to me, I am decidedly against a rival telephone company, as with two telephone systems {n my store my loss in time and money would be twice as much as it now is.” {The Power of the Press, Mf "The following editorial from the Hay Corners, N, Y., Weekly Enter prise sho-vys how those fearless guardians of our civic liberties, the great | newspapas, view a duplicate telephone system: | “The attention of our readers 1s called to the full-page ad. next to | qure reading matter and patent medicine testimonials, This advertise- ment shows how the Telephone Trust has made talk cheap and how an- other telephone company in our town would be a great calamity. We have ‘aree telephones {n town now, and that {s enough. The town councils of Yaphank and East Malaria have agreed with each other that !t would De agains* the interests of thetr communities to give another telephone company the privilege of stringing wires within thelr corporate limits, ‘The repor: that rival companies have attempted to bribe our town coun- eillors {s false. Let them just dare to do such a thing and they—will see etait our town ru will pocket the insult!” Edited by HUSBANDS AT $15,000,000. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. YEAR ago a she gets one with a wheelbarrow,” ng man who heard the boast . six months later, sho snapped up a youth without even a wheelbarrow, and has been nobly | working far him ever s! Boasting of this wort { mon, It {fs also funny, funny as A atmiler an tain men, We are cons persona whose mo ther less than The next thing we hear of them, Y the boarding-house waitress. But, meantime, pertinence in their gave to golden ke: Can wo possibly, wa anxiously ask ourselves, have given these masculine timid sparrows occasion to blight the budding tenderness in our own breaate that they might not lator be compelled more brutally to suppress them? But the consciousness of our own serene {ndifference soon lays the dis- ing ghost of this self-suspicion, and all that remains to be solved ts, Why {nist on talking to ns aboul tt? Possibly, we conclude, It ts because they expect us to sprond the glad things broad that alghing helresses may realize the debonalr Tom ts quoted at 5,000,000, the languorous, A Dick at $10,000,000, while the less sought | 1 of $5,000,000 ed press agen’ The wanng hopen of the woman for ter aro pathetic, But can they or with the gradual wither!ng on the vine of the unsuccessful resses? man {8 more or leas com- fs nelther so common nor so d moro surprised by bilities head never ithrust ss, that no woman with aspire to thelr tands, is that ‘they have eloped with to bo sure, there {s a cortain Irritating tm- xporfiuous declarations of the tnvulnerability of their hearts and she compromises’ w taking an $18 clerk and being thankfu He lingers on tn prim, fastidious oM bachol: Ing for the divine davghtor of Dives h Fate that to get him. 20d, , who naire by Not so the prize man. fusing to cut rates, and always hor to have the glorious privilege of paying his bi Ho $s like nothing save ithat Cumaen sibyl rquin the Proud, and when he refused them bu: three more, which convinced tim of thelr preclousness nnd mad. This prize man 1s rare, but he 1s Infinitely amusing, ee HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer inkly Hair, , Scar Left by Burn. DA S.—This for. | H ARRY—A scar left dy ‘a burn ts mula will un-| much |iko that left by any other doubtediy make injury, Try this remedy, and if crinkly hair) not effective, write me, and I will sug- ralghter: Bee ‘ rs ¢ something Clee; ,Jsanoline, 2 dramss | ie = atl ment of Diniodide of mercury, Het, 8 ounces; yel-| dram. ‘Itub in well, onco’e day. »w wax, 1 ounce istor off, 1 oune ‘| skin Bleach. enzote acid, Fv YCE.—I give you a regular au- 8; off of lemon thorized blea 2 gram; oll of cas. under no circumstances should you + to properly cool, ther oils, » Ppomade, . and then ada! Apply to the hair as an’ " the Way of ignorant persons and chil- dren, Eee HE Telephone Trust, which should know what {t g to save us tho val s to prove in a town is not the Inclosed re- I accept the retainer T havo a tele- phone {n my house and have been much annoyed by It No, the {s a strong flag, one wife and one telephone system and that telephone} “I do the largest look-in-the-directory trade in Harlem, and for years my store has been the centre of attraction for bargain-seekers who prefer nelf-mupporting and perftousty | A near to forty, announced to me that she would never | marry a man who was not rich enough to keep a steam yacht. ‘onounced tendency in cer | announcements from ng of thelr charms ond nsptmttona ch for your skin, but) 4, 8 drops, Jever think of using arsenic in any form | Mix the suet |internally, except by the direct advice | ax over a slowlof your ph: fan; Biehloride of mer-| seat, add the castor |cury In rae powder, 8 gmuins; witch oll and acid, and CE Vike Evening World's | | i who offered nine leaves to ned three and submitted the | mainder at the same price, meeting his second refusal with the conflagration | 4 | re t w r does not love you. box 1,354, New York, @ Is Happy-Go-Lucky. Dear Betty: dearly, just Ueats mo the same as he treats happy-go-lucky fashion. Home Magazine, Per laas. Evening, _ May_ THE ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS -~THEYV Win! By George McManus | tis DAA ¢} La fi a P\LEFT KER 2) Bany with US FORA WHOLE HOUR! YOH,0 LLY, WHAT DO YOU 1T3 $0 ¢o0D AND \ KIND OF MR, PINKEAD TO AMUSE HIM! LOOK AT THE DARLING! HE SPIES YouR WATCH! CANT YPU LET HIM ARE IT JUST AMINUTE? MR, PINHEAD OR HELL CET CANDY MARKS. ON YOUR SHIRT, / THE OFAR INNOCENT THING | MRS BROWN, WILL LET US KEEP HIM ANOTHER HOUR YOURE HAVING SUCH A 00D TIME Tocerien, ) THEW SAY ITS SUCH [| Agoo SIGN WHEN CHILDREN LIKE YOU! /\ THINK ITS ONE OF NICEST THINGS IN THE WORLD SEE A GREAT STRONG MAN PLAYING WITH A LITTLE BAGY! IF IT WAS! WOULDN'T H ANY FUN A ALL! FOR BABIES T J im Won, AFRAID DAI PABREAR AND HE'S 30 CAREFUL WITH HIM, Too! N'T Ave rs) NO, HANG UT, T WANT AMAN'S BLACK jness for its opening on the 2th with | 1906. rr ened: Ou S Of tho Theatres A. BRADY fs turning his ener-/ hit as Armand in Matilda Heron's pro- gies coward getting tho bis / duction of ‘Camille’ that he was cast Brighton Beach Park in readl-) for Lord Dundreary tn the play of ‘Our Country Cousin,’ in which Laura Keeno wns etarring, Joseph Jefferson was also in the role of Asa Trenchard, j hi W. Ferrari's Street Carnival. Some 400 per- eons will figure in the acttyitte there be Latin, Fr My fath ores 1 My father often told me the true story Turkish, Swedish, Russian 8° | of his inating suocéas dn this play “quarters and a tto in a German 2 © public an ac fond of attributing his various cldental iMac over a car- Repr races will be shown a of the will be r of the erved by having t 03 of performers prepare n y were ao intl- shared the expenses of h were kept their two whole wi 4 stable tn w! horses, My er was extremely fond of ho; ng. and Jefferson was posed to be dying of had ordered in a huge © closures. last summer formed tho The ton of the park which a son nor my father coul Cronjo and his men wil well afford horses, so they found a wi June % by Pawnee BUI tion of the problem the joint ex- sir salts nes ‘On the was see | OBERT MANTELL has beon turn- | '? te co tloe R g a doat ear to suggestions tha: °Y the way-- de shted play Shylock , hiairole 80 ." ho 1s quoted as saying couraged with hat he determined |neam seon as recently as 1801, two go back to England to commercial before his death; Irving's wes al n: Joe, I'm go- jfeature of his American tours; ‘Tok J his greatly Keene was wont to give occasional per- “ist 2 at once formances in the role; Mr. sfleld | thought J have to surren- ee tt to give variety to his | der th cata notlanent tis Skinner has played It to keep and If he didn't rida and Miss Rehan; | horseb $ had toldhim he rt acted tt In one of the) Would dle of consumption. Mr. Jeffer- revivals made by ustin Daly; | 80n was in despair, He took my father over Ci Creston Clarke has shown us a fa ful reflection of the manner at least ot tral Park ond argued with at last he persuaded him to TIE AND A CLEAN SHIRT AND COLLAR! Ee HE CHILDREN WILL AMUSE HIM WHILE DOING C THAT FOR AW- THANKS WITH - ER EASURE earear KIDS /RINOL Tah Wo! mary Wilt BE), E IN AFE\ Too AUNTIE HAS A BEAU NO-C00-Col 0! TANDY- FON-TER YOUR YES -FOR Co0~C0 EYES “ W SOMETIMES | i TWck TER MONTH You \L SMARTY. aR SEN HE BROUGHT } NO CANDY-AND)| *-! HE JUST THREW JIMMY Down. Not (Ret) ! Cia fe iv: Down. DIS FELLER AINT INIT WITH DE eee me PERE uy RAUNT AaRYCOULD ) ihe SEE NM NOW: INTEN TIONS WRON DONT LIKE CHILI REN| & & Ail perplexed youn people can ob-] tain expert advice on their tangled love affairs by writing Betty, Let- ters for her should be addressed to BETTY, Evening World, Post-Office ALL a youns and am dee girl elghteen years old ry man one of a happ chap, Always) ut for a jolly tine and ts never really erious, As T said before, 1 love him but whenever he mects me he ho rest of the girls, How can I find out hether he cares for me or not? “ANXIOUS MAMIE man in the same If he does not espond to the spur of indifference he Treat the young wo. another city to be city. hen tb dt with Oo” and are to be mi A tew wer rec I wrote t ton fe young man The writer year a jady Wo bec in ner, and y | fetter, mit out.” She says More and not be wo th as 1 ke no ome in th HINTS FOR THE HOME. HIS Is a cheap 1-2 cup of water, add 2 oeeS, 1 chocola’ boiling water, I of a cup of sour flour, 2 eggs. Bake in three layers with vinegar, butter size of an eam, 1% on add to kettle « r while boiling, | Devil's Food. T? cups of brown sugur, @ dissolved in Salad Dressing. and g008 dross 1-4 ce tablespoon of # 2 teapoo: of sal & rs 1-2 cup ot 1-2 cup of butifr, mill, 3 cups of chocolate frosting. Frostin fespoon of butter, 1 equ: o. Boll until hard. Wh in cold water beat until cold. flavoring. » Lyonnaisg Potatoes. {ators into slices and sea pepper and salt; put f¢ of butter into the blaz with two sliced onions, and fry t minutes; then put in the potatoes, s and fry agaio until they are an brown; drain off the butier, sprin with chopped parsley and they are ready to serve. | A Troubled Wite. ably a much better ae nuld not ike to et marry a divore A ite to a lawyer in it on knowing. ad better w If you ¢ Betty twenty-four years old: I am mar- in twenty-eight yours for peveral years new treated me as t to be treated. Do ought to have any hard rd lilm for not telling me sir! YOU HAVE DECEIVED Me} ew wo were mi jealous Ww I think of fo. COUNTRY GIRL, No. | honorable tn the world, His behavior wus pot tho most but why let it worry you now. It {s foollah to be jealous of his first wire. He !s prob- man for having been | married. | make a talk Booth's Shylock, and ‘Nat’ Goodwin, the | He promised him as leading | best low comedian America has pro to permit him to do anything hoe | duced, ventured forth in the role. Mr.! wished in onter to make the part more Brady has been urging Mr. Lackayo to| Important. Miss Keene, learning the take up the past; Louls Mann ‘says ho dif nted, and then my father Wil do $0; 49 dos David Warfleld. And| commenced to think over the pecullari- then there was Jacob Adler's Shylock—| ties of a number of persons of hia ae- an {mpersonation wholly ridiculous, but) quaintance Hevaneaetitotinake [highly lauded by a great many persons papain xt : Stings ie heaaaacd who appoarod to forget that the Inter-| | pretation of Shakespeare or any other Knowing this, the actors delighted to | playwright fe a matter of drama and not ™Ke fun of him at rehearsals, and one lof ethnology. Really, 1t dose not seam S°Y while golr his part he to me that there ought to be any popu- When the gen- liar craving for a new Shylock, whatever ne re. |may be to me tho sheer histrionic temp. jose you will tations of the ro ue ia ad no inten- Y * and stud- HERN, chatting recently (yee nre about his father, E, A. Sothern iAtheoueh the regular performance d “It was after he had made his first | CHARLES DARNTON, aoe Pa ——____5 | BINKS, | THE: BEELBO | 5) Y. | By Met Madigan. 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