The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1906, Page 9

ey The Evening Worltd’s Nome Magrazine, Saturdar Evening May 5, 1906-2 Oadad ¢ $ "% asked Mr. Maginnis if he always: fate his quinine with a knife, and he Ssaid, ‘Yes, thank goodness, he wasn’t: no dude,’”’ * o HERE! A > ef Dra £3 Bes OER i We eral ' “4 blocked ball cracked Mr. Ma-* THE C HOR cy s GIR Ey -B a Rov hs IVA e€ € a lell igivnnis in the part of the faze that? ei 5 o Va caf tgot Coy. Hoch, of Kansas, a lot of? Ilustrated by GENE CARR. i press netices.’’ a * a ban SBSO6SESELIDASE ASHES SS EOOOP HOTT EE EPG LETTE RL ES TSE DDTHHEESDNPEOOS SIOOEIHOG46 Gad 08 ps bonceees FEF 64.44964490006-8 ae time for the sanitary squad. I say +it had the aroma about {t, because it never went fast enough to get tees away from {t been? ‘I had such a cold for a week that said the Chorus I 1 trained myself to breathe Gi Well, ff throus my $, and as for Mr. Ma- smoking a stogie and dnt mt “Hesides, with tie desth-throe efforta of that mach to make four miles not have cs San Hi was quaked not. I've ti y Trimmers said nt to keep it in re was a lot ct i , and as it was close quart the miu coming in and ont nidé wiped It and rubbed the paint off it. However, he said, he was going to whitewash it in a pearl-gray tint that wouldn't show the dus at machine never went fast enough to ow the dust under any | mstances, and if I'd a been Ina I'd & got out and walked. We got to the ball grounds we were golng in a tlon to which the earth and as our wheels bund the earth slipped from 18 Slow but sure. Arriving at the gate, Harry Trim- mers said he'd have to stay outside and wait for us, some miscreant might steal the machine. I don’t believe anybody hates Harry Trim- mers that pad, nnpopular as he ts. But let him have his rave. Mr. Ma- ginnia sald the 25-cent seats on the | fleld stand was good enough for him. “We were too ned to fuss with him about it. Anyway, we was afrald if he went on the grand stand with ‘tis we'd moet somebody we knew, and poor Puss Montgomery has been embarrassed often enough by having TE rauvaealaiokee to expluin that he’s her husband. 3 z 2 |_ “We rejoiced to sve a hot ner hit body ¢ t y jt | Mtsca Innis in the niouth tn the out comfe: nd all ol y if ¥ ‘ Z b first half of the second inning and MDIGUREEAT f / | the second half of bis $2 false teeth, “Then we sipped out with the jerowd tnd came down on the Bub- ’, leaving My, Maginnis to come k on the road roller with Harry As he hasn't shown up has bought a green veil {S posing as a grass widow. id my no. red and you nee fig much as will cc a penknife, and they prong forks into thei tlme he sald, he shut hi-e Mr. M ginnis is » but T the cha , untess| coming toward him. lan ed H d the machine, but if tt v fault. If Harry wanted { “Eve Primmers when peta} t old machine coughed so “But say, she won't be able to Ou etta they r $7 Harry got the worst end of| with him it would be a contest worth | thr iid have sworn it was in cde tne Stent DO gees sare all rleut waiting for. the last stage of tuberculosis. It A Gaba aes i Adie, ashione ? eines are al 4 iy sounded the rfot call when “Harry sald he'd take us up to the! the he it had tho blind staggers.| that HYweked ball cracked him In the il grounds to see tho Highlanders | it was foundered, it was spavined, it Wee of the face Sy got Gays aces Fin nes en »| had the stringhalt; but Harry Trim-| of Kana4ns, a lot of press notices, 1 Bic TC SN ay nUat Lee euace at 4 as pleased as if 1t was a| want to laugh, but I can't, [ve cold anhard. |sores. My lips are chapped. t had an aroma about it Ike a} “Who's the chap? migating apparatus working o “You the banks and th there unk: foned ct for thei company it js a moral and temperate id, as most of them are. medicine drinking !: re and and step In be-| etting into a hearse. | pay our admission, because he had who's the king-|a note to meet and was a Iitile| Trimmers ori short. If he has y note to meet! fi for br. rebuilt, « CLEVER THINGS I NEVER SAID. CRYHFART & HOME DEPARTMENT @%| ‘EALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. | Edited by Nixola Greeiey-Smith. | i By Lowe R. Case. three ¢ Beauty for Children. Po P.—¢ your daughter plenty ad exercise in the you have 16 days. | Sulphur and Molasses. M. ~ Fol PARASOLS ARE NOW HAND PAINTED AND EMBROIDERED. iK. : lev eekan vas Superfluous Ha Soe el HINTS FOR THE HOME. _ Rhubarb Pie. Sree. for ihe Gig aid saeor - Fruit Cookies. d Pudding 1 cup but- 4 cup Lemon Pie. I agreed rap! now for an offe LOVE'S HARDEST LESSON. | ee Be as ea By Nixola Greeley-Smith. * eee ahr praia te May Manton’s Daily Fas N another r to-day the prige contest O designed i plexing query, “Can We Learn to . ly on, , 43 oxtremoly difticuit, mucha atlll greater Y culty, to be sure, 1s not con. but belon; R 2 8 us to follow it bé of hearts or of n to play. ng checkers, for instance, our alert @ board percelves some gi 1 tleally win the gamo for us—if tt were only and walt for ou: t jan't, and our equally alert opponent percotye nilal plan of campaign and skips blithely out “1 wood, but for t danger. ‘3 Bu se tho game of love has no such set rules as the game of checkers, i hardest thing for us to learn Is t mit our tu A week!’ ‘Dom hasn't given me a sign of his existe day's, What shajl I do? wails the lovelorn matden, | * And ft is no say to her f “Do not Wait It's not your play." Or it may be easy enough to say |‘ to her. But when our own turn comes—nh! thor ne rub! E y dire, desperate’ things we must do at once oc course of masterly inaction intelligence and the wisdom of the ages < r yory seldom carried re too prone to ss © the ultimate victory that walting may bring ahout to the immodtate advantage which soothes our h rinsed feelings. Lut allows the enemy to form am estimate of our resource ‘tivo oven In that doh © shows a deplon ur to us The modern woman is 80 essent Tomances that shy can seldom greater results. than dotn isband or ee BETTY'S fm a sir everyth we “round ur weetheart at the first {nile OMUS me age That prepared a Wiaiitolda reo; sei ; Gusiria nt than her apron string, whereas thu politle thing to do is Istser ta Ane UES BIN materi EAE ; bya wantsiand'let him a6 ikon & Kirt seventers yea, 10 Make Acquaintances, t woman If she Ba him . 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Twenty-third atreet, New wae such ts woman, 1 | | Biogest Flirt on Broad ontatn Seo euisere unl eeutainc ups for each pattern entered. 1 —— Phe way to foi ‘ he | these IMPORTANT—Write your name and address plainly, and al- *® Letters in the “Can We Leara, to Lovet? prlxe contest wilt be tng Bu wtendedl 1 did LES ro sas = Ing ip | hf Patterns § ways apecity size wanted. Te : Ties hear him, rod en nis res- knon he congoegatior nrough y found on Page 0, this edition, : idence, please tell me whether 1 should clergyman, If you belonged to any have teatd from my £ e . s nia cat i ee