The evening world. Newspaper, May 1, 1906, Page 13

The xrveni nes Orin © + VMs MOZasi n @, suesasy rvening, May THE MOCK ORANGE, HAPPY DREAMS. + # » By F.G. Long.5 BRIDGE WHIST CLUB. fsucw EX fweee! WHAT Pouce | “es By QGrinnan Barrett. | {SITEMENT: bo YOU w JANT 7 ia (seers i Cousin Loutsa” 4} yy T tooke an tt there always had to be something the matter with the ere } i Lr Busy pli "8 Pat - ls the Worst eae. punch," safd Mra, Oliver Quiver, vice-president of the Mock Orange | « fry 7] DAY 14) ‘ F (N, J.) Bridge Whist Club. “Either they make tt eo thin and el ee VAIKE | Pata talent = ve my : of the Spring Broog. lees that you think you are drinking out of the finger-bowl by mistake, or| 2 bev esieeeca| fe) ke P.pay MY eh ve tiaubater beoames | @ good yates, but, itke aff } nonine at this wea: wsdl akin Goukch now Hewes bab te thay go to work and make {t with claret, and claret ts something which I eyaply cannot stand. I've sald so often enough, goodness knows, for every member of the club to know exactly what I do like by this time; but some Of them will go on having claret punch, alm: Decnuse there are a fow who ° derate of others! Resnecrey ct xX yale se VA Ing, wrmred | nas dtvoroed at husband because Drofess to like & people are so in “Then there was the time when Mrs. Acidlook trusted her cook to make | ak : rene tt “P| he was po: then married an old § © ft and the fdtot—tustead of the other kind of rum, the good kind you get at | pei | miitionaire “who wee obliging sddugh } the department store for sixty cents a quart—poured a whole bottle of bay | fice ener en Ye tee enter ae } e : y Hf pp ee reed end ahe gave away all of this fort ' Tum into it. It tusted awfully queer, but nobody sald anything, of o - back her fret huaband, } and a good many thought {t was some new kind of punch that Mrs. Acid-| aid Unten to takin hor look hed heard about somewhore; and so we all sat there like martyrs) Sti Siepatehinonecstl ae and drank {t down. I remember ! drank two cups myself. I didn’t hear He | tie was wealthy now and able to reckan | without « enent Louies changed her name— clothes—in order to lear | about the cook using the bay rum for two weeks, and when I did {t made d me desperately fl. And then Mr. Quiver, instead of sympathizing with — me, was mean enough to say {t was all my imagination. As if drinking | sree — pteseees “ j rum wouldn't make any one {Il! | DUZENHEIMER, MY Boy; | 01D MAN, TOMORROW bs f " | or relatives were fea, Take “But that wasn't a elreumstance to what happened yesterday when we GOING TO MAKE You CA CHICKEN!) YOURE CHIEF NOB RC TORY Sart now) A. } ‘S S ee mi Pera reslte young (© met at Mrs. Boestinger'a. My dear, {t was positively disgraceful. It was (dr THe BAByY= CARR AGE [Seeaane, BUY YOURSELF AN : rain stores po terrible that we nll took a soleinn pledge not to say a word about it e. i outside, and now I wouldn’t divulge tt even to you, onty I've heard already | to-day of fully a dozen of the other menvhers telling {t around, and {f 1} sit horedumb as a match much longer everybody will know {t, and I won't have a chance to be first with {t to anybody. ‘That's the worst thing about @ to keep a secret with a lot of women. Unless you mish right g it to everybody you meet !t’s all over town before the next morning you are left out alt “But, as T was going to tell you when you got me off on the wrong tack, Mrs. Beestinger got her measurements mixed up and put ever so ch than the recipe called for. And my dear, !t eek, that never has a word prom away and begin t “much more mim affected ever so to say to anybody, took two helpings of punch, and pretty soon she began _ to talk a blue streak.and then her eyes got ginssy and she quit talking and Mrs. Mary Van Buren and Charles Cherry, Yo * went to sleep right at the t and {t was her time to make the trump. Act I {] Ana Mra. Colefoet kept complaining that her partner loo [Neveeg Uaneey i-vinimuranerna porenee paid she co ‘t un and why Mrs. Wiseburd insisted on looking so = from San Francisco, dressed “Lou” re- OREAMED - AND gardleas of expense, At & o'clock by | hazy; and she kept « ng that she had sensations Iike she was on & merry-go-ronnd and really felt like she ought to go out and get a drenth of fresh afr, only, she sald, she was afrafd she might miss the door, !t was spinning by so fast. And a lot- more things happened just like that “Ot course, dear, !t didn't affect me in the slightest. Only something I ate gave me a touch of dyspepsia, and I got rather dizzy for a few minutes, and then I had a mudden fit of depression and burst out crying. ; T'm certain that must have been the dyspepsia, too—dyspepsia always did “affect my nerves, you remem nly a moment before I had deen In splendid humor and laughing at almost nothing. I came home with a fright!ul headache, too, and that would prove it was the sma & nothing else would. “T hear Mrs. Beastinger 1s awfully mortified becanse {t happened at| her house. She's a Good Templar, you know, and doesn't belfeve in doing anything in excess; and, besides, she fairly lives on coffee, so that the least little thing affects her dreadfully.” HEART ana HOME PAG sno. O° WOHEN Nixola Greeley Smith the programne aie appeared in a das that meade her look | @ragon; at 10 by the | A qj “ LONG , Q mame sahedisle he had ty jrHe DAY- = other gown; and befor [2o% BE one-night play had run To, were, Ibe cet THIS A DAY, AND TAKE A RUN Down TO SEE THE sae now coutee she brought out two more ex-/ 6 hibits from her wardrobe And they | need clothes in San Fras | tse0 | lover, arms, Money had co: tn thelr youth, ani jeven tasted the Joys of a « I ded Revelle dia her wors as the play, CHARLES DARNTON. ————$<.—___ Diet for Shapeliness. " ® young women wishes to bo ) ste 4 themselves by being as bad | en- et of piok marve hernelf tate shap’ at wt et — By Walter Wellman.| P2772 25 FROM THE PEOPLE. ; | neods ia plain, wholnsone let wlar habits. I/ she omts all sorts 2 : ., ) THUS LS THE, hist faroegin ARE THERE NO WOMEN FRIENDS? vA Ce fo \2ac# 11/3 To tare money and whe Rests. | portny Revatty Act i [Ett tatine wate a Pood ie My, Deas Miss Greeley-Simit that you have not yet treated—a topta thet to me as @ ChUSS Of my Vil you explain why it Of David saat Jonah , And yet the world does this whust W. —— oF yo THE CRICE. D AMON and Pythias have been @ loRg time dead—nke- By Nixola Greeley-Smith. “ar Serie ¢ i ; GET IT (Ck To the Eiitor of The Bras! intended Miss Van |Defore « atnzte serson ta over she will TONES: iLL p y NM THE | It ‘free American c!tixena’’ would | nd | part company with every element o€ / Hontvraeewalttieiwraskines ii! Huren for a show-elel. She is tall a y : 3 end hopelessly artificial Bhe | female beauty. There is one to; mere stupid man ts the weolent exuotions o {aca of the traotion - . trusts might be a thing of the past HINTS FOR THE HOME. Thess opposites of the men who ramped chrough the anow and fiinty them mix with the whites of of {co in thelr bare feat in the days of | Frult Hermits. Fe ee eat” puveiaeencevar oe Valley Forge can only be rendiet | -wo eggs, one cup susan, one-quer | toast, Cirough thelr pockets. Don’t talk. but tar cup molasses, two-thirds oup mhen you can porstbly do so—walk! | | gutter, one eup chopped ratatna, | DUMpling for Soup. We would find walking of inestimable two tablespoons| P\UMPLINGS for soup thet will not Deneflt to our health, of matertal ad- , oun Mix sott, when 0 wise David and Jonathan. Nevertheless, there exist among men today friencsnips aa sincere and genuine as the bonded faith of these rapiex heroes, And it ts to be feared there are none of similar mancertty among wamen. “Why ts this thusf’ The Evening vantage to our pockets, end of us |” sof baking pow. World reader aska, I won't attempt to answer him as Ir 1 7 would have the mi swine | Tomato Wigale. | Mix with milic knew the enawer, mecely hazarding vartous, perhaps as to Wy M that we were assis ns thi i why it ie thus, Indeed. : f ff A\ eee hoatieew Piveare | Qe cians dpa semper al suseaatll beets Saiceoniblogtt ea aauraticeleaueaa limes never custineetemerere: carn: fey hill Sdout twenty-Ave cents « day now by | eee cna lowsten, Cook just ten eat Re of men's souls ie the vexing element of beauty, ‘, bord with. |move from the fire to where they will A clever woman does not object to a beautiful waman > Wy), b P #o much {ff he can solnce herself with the reflection enat Tr f / Y EERE a FRGTTLEN the bevuty 16 a fool es well. ts never A ) oumly disturbed by her p tore cleverness, but = i 1g Z N/T, AND [7 6 will fee! more certain of the latter's good character if G i te LS STAAT- Ree ING T° RAIN | | Spare th | © ghe happens to wear 4 The merely clever wor give each other and dwell together in a fairly good Imitation of amity, But woe To the Fittior of The By: fm men's esteem. The friendly sewing ol ineral- | nit wo the variations of te plouse and go tte popue ‘s during the last few weeks I have tried | i’ be unto any woman if be reckoned th My Uttle daughter has been very bad - Will be a hissing and a by-word at the afternoon ten. ; Her beauty, of course, is # matter of makeup, or else a mere childten pret- © @ness that may please man, but does not atir him, while her @uotess is entirely ~ @ue to luck. - Again, Why t# thts thus? Porhaps the anewer Ja in the passive attitute ef man tm courtshtp, ‘There are certain surface feminine rapprochementa, based generally on con- 4 yentence or expediency, that paas for friendship sometmes, One of the most lasting banda between men or women i= that created by @ coramon grudge, and two persons often munch the apple of discord quite hapnily together just wo there Owontt be any core for @ thint. I have never given her a gral whip ping. Beoause of thin I wonder it a| jeevero whipping would 4> some guod. I would like the advice of parents wno ™ * have had expertenoe MRS, 8 | larity, itngorte This oF ¢ rettiost and For a Teaitoral Monument,” Ty the Biltor of the Byening Wo Asa policy holder 1 am willing to be/4, white bat on contribute to a fund for the of erection of « “traitors’ mont | ENS is shown with mn! ‘The perpetual personal equation ts responsible for the tack of erien htp Slqmong women, perhaps the fear that X is equal to or surpasses Y. Pos: rected ing. tt me zs at! b tn fran Capit } band S pome day It will be eliminated, and meantime David, Jonathan and the thar a Se on SHAN ee ne casitt be pace with propriety be famous pair need not fear feminine competition. a‘ eG ever: aitic and wool he nam n¢ | made trom Bik Mas 88 rable ones, and either lined oF po that the a great rights | Yes, If Wlected. [To the Eavior of The Dventag World: | Can a President serve three cr more!” P HEALTH AND BEAUTY. / By Margeret Hubbard Ayen essiont Ww.c. |: ae A =: ot — many purposes. FO » To Remove Warts, swaten Appty to the roots of the hair |aeoarate wait lingerie 2 n W. — ‘The | "# & toothbriwn or « amall sponge. P wv |matertelta are a bit remedy for ahing t Warts ma) FOr Softening Gums, 4 Fettark, about i and said what any not conceited, Did I do right in not| ings won't allow you any chore tn the | smarter AY ee and it made this 7 y gine unless it be the sim tim to call, or do All perplexed young people can i tay mark hey young man some time ago and and he socmed no T met, him also: | 10 itn collodion, 1 Qried your hatr wet tt again with Grama Apply halt peroxide and halt water. I think you are making a*mistalo very otf x oon frequently pul T. NICHOLAS.—Try thts for pa! ft tain expert advice on their tan feel v. y cheap. Ww hi 1 , t n: ; ished X give: it ening @uma: Tannin, 1-2 t i cocon thelr Sangin x er ied and saw my posi ‘ : ne pera us i ee fram: ig anced “to pact ses ra we) fore egatn, (ta there, vot Speaks Not of Marriage. a, e : rhe deat wey to! cael of torededian, 4 ounces; tincture 884, ork. Rabon tite cane elles The young man will ask to call {f he ANE anEN A admaireiven Ard ecrd bata [ t ave warts removed| of tolu, # flulg dram. Rinse the mouth | & should’ ea? wishes to do s Then you should not asco CRe yencaeriievceres (anette ‘i « s \ dy electricity, You! With the mixture dituted whh a litte An E: Mark I think she ts Mnctimed to be coquettish, | allow the modesty of your egartmer jot for me and takes n wool and sili " an have them re-| Water n Lasy Marr, | Rut you needn't worry about tt Bhai diovate @ refusal, Let him oeme. a noved also by the Dear Batty: ppears to love yor — Je ae TO Lighten Halr, NOW ca yous nee Mele ere er | Shall She Elope? tire pin. 20 | [)UTEH—Arter you have washed ana! | i" A great of this lr) He Is Very Wealthy, Dear Betty! | think great deal of } Dear Bettyt | l Met a Vike quite and the next t te tighten your hair, for after a while Dt 13 ik ht iM, he 4 all keep eady company w! an 1 To ey eo ft wil undoubtedly show, Pia moe, aa in, to pail ee he aa a waded ot etinge D3" Aebetuntqet as 0 ¥, B—Dow’t wet the ends of the! For | a Rive hetr with peroxide, They witt Red Nose. t om Mepnhap Taha ROea out! | ne « Smply pet lahter and Ityhter, OBX.—Bere tg a remedy for red | 4000'S, €2 fiona of | | | Vscuw| T ntew to f Call or aend by ma} ¢ 3 W ¥ washing your hair and drying tt noset Sree 1 ounces Pele era ay hake aways | | away ores CA Ean FARMION HUKEAT 1 " a moisten the roots of the mary water, ounes; carbolic , oth Th, autie’ ett ii rtrwentaet rEPTaS Seee-recratiprec meer 3 o end ten cents 1 oo} pe hate with haly water nnd halt perox acid, 20 drops. Mix thorongtily a ar a party thu fi | de ee, soetiae ma Posies fay World Wants Work ‘heey We ara wien SR NOE ee A lds, If tt should not pleaah t sum-!anad apply to the face with a velvet] to ante young men and wat By 7, Tar TE He | Ome With him. of shall 1 Hott a \Vond ve . 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