The evening world. Newspaper, April 30, 1906, Page 11

Ev The h ; < THRO’ FUNNY GLA By Irvin S. Cobb. NEW YOR z up enitng World ’s Homes Meaedazinec, Monday Evening, SSES. THE ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS — THEY Win! 8y George McManus (AY. LADS, LET ME SHOW YOU | MY SET GF SIXTEEN VoLUMES, \ ON HOW »,TO BE DEAU~ run "How 1517 TRUE [ (WE CERTAINLY MADE A THAT ALL The RECORD IN THE BOOK | ‘6 I 7 TO REMOVE eM Rene SELLING BUSINESS. NEVER ! arpa blocky \ aN & ny Books TO CARNEGIE FOR é VA COULD TELL { BY HIS FACE HAT HE'S LITERARY HIS LIBRARIES AND EVEN RUSSELL SAGE RoUgHT SOME . SEPARATED HETTY GREEN FROM A Little CHANGE Too non belief or does d Dime gars for {s tires for BG) WE SELL THESE ON SUBSCRIPTION ONLY 10 AaeENTS DOWN > AND TEN SCENTS A YEAR, I WISH WE COULD AFFORD TO BUY THE COOKS, YOURE zi KIND AND ATTRACTIVE AND SUCK 4 WE MIGHT EVEN MAKE SOME SPECIAL TERMS FOR See butto i-findin Upon entering the best colored Much towelling chimney with. Indian has the ban makes fine loc i kangings and the Japanese tea urn that came as a coupon prize fi It is indeed an inspiring scene. Here an t the punch-bow!l. There a who has had st by the best magazines who has been detaine: she can catch society with {ts samovar, brewing something known as tea and tusting Ilke a ga sore throat. The alr {3 heavy with caloric hydrogen and the fu purk sticks. For refreshment you draw a efice of bread which be suffering from a few blackhe ha caviar sandwich. But a little cavia The climax comes when the host takes forty-minutes to pass a given 7 . /f such there be, . THE FUNNY PART: People-who couldn be fooled with a gold brick 5 fall for the 5 longing to one of ped up In so the coffee and spice emporlus orn poet is moulting Into f almost a ten to explain that this ts a! rs would go a long way, a asion reads an article wh KICK ME AGAIN! 1 CESERVE WHEN THEY'RE GIVEN TOUSI/ THANK You! THANK You! AND WOULD YOU “INE _US YOUR a lam nuine Hast A ture cepted playwright rgle for the| ~ mes of two M R . | |THE GIRL FROM KANSAS. “b : HAPPIHOME w | GET \ YES, DEAR IVE A. «) VERTIS. FR A TYPES By Walter Wellman. appears to yho By Alice Rohe. >» WEITER. originallyhappy tudio tea. Y rcheme of gettin Z ahead of the Intim HEART ana HOME PAG oe for WONEN Nixola Greeley Smith By Nixola Greeley-Smith. CCORDING to i despatch from F A Mrs. M Cc an or wor the sre led to, n of crank ta The shortest * Fellow.” Any woman ts a giggle, urgle and go y inan ts a c thinks that his wa It fs exceedingly wor ing in life except matrimony To the unitiated the word cr Whom it is frequently applied sca: Rapoloon was tho greatest cr Victor Hugo, Georges Sand were best thing to being a genius ts to be a c! From a mascullro standpoint dadly are cranks. to women ‘onquest and who falls to take an det chiffon taffeta for 89 cents a yard com! \ Anybody who tells the truth !s a crank, {te to those who fulfl these ¢ : ‘ord wo orank {s any one—like Bernard Shaw, for owtslves that we really don’t belteye in the believe in. ‘They used to turn cranks at the stal Gallleo with his cranky views on the But cranks have become so fashionabl plete without one. HEALTH al of y of the honor, fuses mre cranks; the amazing statement t! under the ban, ut if thelr soon become natance—who makes and put them in dungeons, Ar aystem, our day that no hou: THE DEFINITION OF CRANK. s4 we happened to be t that mixture of Indeed, one can accomplish noth- sa term of reproach, tat those to , Flaubert, Balzac, en who are not pretty or who dress n who rejects the set formulas of | mbers were to be Im- # tt 1s expedient to pretend to AND BEAUTY. | cow me com Why, 1} vhat you would call can't stand ¢! haug! 0 9 aaleslady, ts alternative of near violence whe refuse to buy something you don't “Francina got ao insulted at a ble store last season that ehs vowed ven- reance, How are you going to find h things you Itke best tf you don't look, anyway? “Francine saya the average onjesiady YES! A-HA-AHEL: YES -FR-ER-7 SRO HEE ID Ee (GEE SLIHAT MOULD TTY Puebto, Cot, MAKE LE LESTE, LAINEING) LL SYTELNE the terribie ‘# She # “ feelings and win y salesinalen she order: the “other h ts the boy at the door ne lady who ordered the fem: 80 the next BETTY’S BALM F hat you can obsolete. us udett to | @ 9| ? ehine All perplexed younm peopje can ob-] | Learning to Low ‘ md ile tain expert advice on thelr tangled , es Jiove affairs by writing Batty. Let- kh T } y s9n8) as they dia] | tera for ould be addressed. to oT] + i World, Post-Ofice 1 & and the: ud that I would love us # only thing that real ing wit him was that hold ts com- sa case HOME I tho Which to Take. Dear Tietty: HINTS FOR lady of elghteen THE : ve him. And you might as xo 1d two Bake tke] Wnt ee Cup Omelet. Al ‘ Yon’t Ki. 1, By Margaret Hubbard Aver, nt pe AS th + sory | cuttant Bis Froat as soon She Won’t Kiss Him, who has asked m: " < t " oun na custard kettle, Beat the almond. th him, \ app ne as Erstter whites 2 oF Cucumber Lotion. erat uelanetine war ceat A ae six oustara and All Usntly | thie iiited = RC. A—Heroltho s Ria weer 4 througa | deat and hey b sott bean and any spoon baking —— 19 tho recipeymusitn and return to tho mortar. Stir | Tee ys nen chopped Plenty of aa- yy : 5 for ‘cuoumbur |eonstantiy; working in meudcnie che ala Serubeemy Atars vory seasoning such as the family kes.) White Lily C tion: Exprossod tn ieiich the olla have been al-| Beat t add Poumon at of ht ica of cucumbers, 2 pint; deodorized | Sears from Eczema. into ¢ t th pour gradually milk {f required; white 4 add to 1 advine ma to that he wave him ne a pan back the “cohol, 14-2 ouncos; M, LI would advise your walt- of water and steam u in the t emooty |e for Chriatman? i tweet almond oll, ing a while before attempting to centre, ane keue Aeaeete 31-2 ounces; shav-| |, remove scars of coxema, as the | Date Pie. make wo heaping | ng haan A Gram: | caus may not be entirely romoyed. 1/ (Oa vane ii teaspoons of baking powde: | anched almonds, ye a e angry eep company with him T and stew one pound dates, When| ; (24 drams, This A fuels PORReLG mod. €/ rama gy no longer, What would you adviss [) cya” mite is ancugh fon tan} Sugar Cookies, | ‘ me to do, let the first one go or not? \ suave lotion, vory| Plaster Stick. BW. large of thre small ples. For one (ae eed ti k whitening, softening NXIOUS MAIDEN—Giad that you| Do as you please. Be sure of which |b The yolks of two eggs, one-half T Ne, or,| Tf yott wish to breate with the yo! | and cleanwing. Take have but one blemish. and you| you prefer, then do the bi you [coffee cup sugar, one-thint teaspoon of woda, ¢WO Maspoons! man, give him back the ring. Of l the shaving cream can remove this by the plaster|can to get him. Men can always find salt, one tablespoon flour. Mix w crean r, vanilla, @lt, four wise, keep It, unless he asks for tt, @nd Alssolye 4m the r se water by heat- etick, which I often advise, iB i\ wome one to console them, add one cup sifted dates, beat well, then to roll, it Waa not given as an engagement . Yoo6. Yor ae 8 | road’ names boards end Gon, and h ‘aa hooted off They hooted Nat Goodwin whi pected there. Not that their formances were below the mark, On hey were excellent, but ish are loyal to th no of year w up {te own, have th n the took; the h ea down off his om : Amere » no matt or Engiteh, or turn American fot somo- 4 VAN BUREN, who will M make her New York debut at Daly's to in “Cousin "4s the daughter of Col, John turen, of Austin, Tex, When st in quest of a position on the stage with letters of on to Daniel Frohman, who, i no opening at that time, re- ferred her to Daniel Frawley, who was then o zing & company for a tour of the world, She was engaged by Mr, | Frawley and began her stage career i a afterward accom- orsinization abroad. she is Indy, playing our thi are fore nd publ . Lady Algy, the her characters. Durbar Miss Van utta, India, for ying short engage- at Hong Kong, Yo- sak{ and other ugh a peculiar umetances Miss Van reer on the New nent of alike t nt kohama, Ja: Bu Kobe, CFS ure enoug A British put- nee, tole them Charis of their erases ut exploits with great ¢ LITTLE ma assuree them th ar nost. mary man has ev a dozen times and ts hired on the spot. | type, with | “The wish actor always comes Was esocrsied, | welt 6 th clothes, Me can fit hi for $1 onden with a | war that would cost a NewYork | At Columbus Circle thy 2 fo he alwaya looks sleek, | were sur; wd by the dor ks with a brond A and makes him- | larm nttachment of the y Impressive to our shal-| tance tn al syndicate managers, | loud fu nod ners are dlffore: they | the pupp: & 3 i h Doan to whe Pew la ticle eee *| puppy's cries brought cat's meows | if helr excuse for) to” the tumult. W! Pru of Fritz! Soheff's comp: 0c the | are different, thank heaven! | fourth aeat and it was only ‘The riff-rat from greatest diMeulty th mself from singing Yant When I Want I CHARI he I Want What I DARNTON. HOT GROUNDERS BY BARNES. No. 8—The Lady Players. fs H Lady Players come t' town, and all th’ bora waa that exotted! They ‘lowed t' play our local Stars, an’ gosh, th’ hul! place was dolighted— * winimin—ding my hide! th’ way thoy talked waa suthin’ sinful, on Peters so he filled his jug an’ got a akinful, I, Th " snakes! th’ town It never quite forgot ‘em! Old Sq @ met th' train an’ wns amongat th’ firet t' epot ‘om. Thi capting was a winsome misa of twenty-eljlit—or mebbe thirty— he punched th’ equire ‘enuse he sald: ‘Yer putty Ikely lookin’, Gerty!" ul Th’ first base indy wea a blonde—th’ preacher's son got smitten with her, He tried to tense her to elope an’ dogged her feetprints yon an’ hither They played in shortieh slcrta, by hen, an’ all th’ men folks pald admtasion— The wimmin stayed t' hum an’ whined, "The town { goin’ t’ perdition!” | Iv. Dili Gitte, who keeps th' groo'ry store, he cottoned t’ th’ Indy pttcher, An’ bought her butterscotch an’ pop, an’ tried his dangdest t’ bew!tch her, | Young Reuben Sinith, the village sport, went craay o'er the shortstop Vonus; He gave her gran'pop's allver watch an’ says, “Now naught can't come be+ tween us!" v. | Well, wen thoy up an’ went awny, they had Pop Summer's silver snuffhox— | Ola Bully Perkins grieved #o bad he vowod he'd durn woon need a rough box |The men's a-fightin' with thelr whyos, an’ all th’ weddin' dates ts busted. | An’ eenso that Lady Team was hore they ain't a man in town what's trusted? May Manton’s Daily Fashions ITE enflor mult 19 i always in do- mand. 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