The evening world. Newspaper, April 27, 1906, Page 17

v The vee World's Home NEW YORK THRO’ FUNNY GLASSES. THE ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS a? Irvin S. Cobb. Moafarzine, Friday Evening, LRN ie ARE You { f { REALLY A BUR I YHOUGHT THEY WERE ALL BAD LOOKING MEN WITH Evil oe IFHESA BURGLAR oN ALL, HE MUST GE THAT HANDSOME RAFFLES. here a minute, gentle stranger, aI discovered rollor-skating ea—anyway, out in the Also the ante Is n the lar s the dining- d then ¢ ven. And in QUESS 1 GOT ENOUGH SWAG OUT C DIS SWELL JoINT- provinces the y this tr eo large. West of Pittsburg marquise ring ttle flr girl a whole hi bites it to prea’ the on the back of Indian merlicin thing he ¢ True, in th few metropolit with with lar 8! to cee m Van the news that one of tt ortélt te 8 ¢ extra dime unless he sh: the barber dow 1 had with you at the yout the pes nd tell at the one ou ¥ on Main street ekirts. last night was 4 are but a simple, uncouth people, having es the n instincts, They would rather rea } tion than t arrest of Mock Duck, are cven some of them who glance at the San F adlines before they turn to the sporting page to gee what the Joints did yesterday to the Philiics. But they have the moral courage not to pay for a thing unless they get it | Once there —near Buffalo, N. Y., in tact—and he went to the I h they brought him a finge>bowl, dering what had become of | a0 goldfish « gave such blame-fool oru-| venirs and how he was going t methin nbout re yh YOU CAN HAVE QUA JEWELS, BUT! TELLUS HOWA FINE LOOKING MAN LIKE YOU EVER CAME TO GET INTO THIS AWFUL BUSINESS: ce nteeD! 5 a man out W dinner, and w there ever out why the IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME BODY ELSE'S FAULT! he w: so long we DEM KIND WORDS TOUCHES ME HEART! 4 WERE MADE FO BETTER THINGS, ANYBODY CAN SEE THAT IN yee WE CAN DO TO HELO HIM? id trying to f is home without spilling it, or brea \ it, or 5 ders that the hen ha VHAVE TO TAKE CARE 0! DE OLD womAN AN’ DE KIDS LADIES, 1LEAVE DE SWAG AN’ HERE'S 0H, MUDOERS THANK YOU! WEDDING RING FER DOSE KIND WoRDS! WAS DEM DE Ye JOLLY GIRLS? GIMME 40 YEARS Sing SING! é Ge BEEN ROBBING THE JOLLY GiRLS) KEEP IT ALWAYS! long Id say sharp things wouldn't give the waiter anything ¢ nd. How different here in th of the ever-th onths he cont an incur- ter, and when he left he Temember him by exce; a plece of hi. metropolis, where we enjoy all the adv | By the time a man has lived here thre able case of tip-elbow. This diseaso !s something ke pen paralysis, only more expensive. It came originally fr: England, where it has existed for many years, but in 4 milder form. The infallible eyenptom is an upward | crooking of the elbow, forcing the right hand into the pocket where the victim keeps his small change. The attack always comes on when depart- ing from a cafe, barber shop, manicure parlor, telephone booth or raflroad train. It {s agon g at first; eventually the patient gets used to !t. The average Yorker starts the day right by giving a dime to the elevator boy and a quurter to the janitor as a reward for services which they are supposed to pe: and don’t, At thé grocery he presses a coin fnto the palm of a clerk who ts pald by the grocer to walt on him. At luncheon hoe bestows divers pleces of silver upon a walter who brings him food he didn’t order, cooked in a y he doesn't Ike. At the theatre he tenders a small token of esteem on an usher who leads him by a painful Toute to the wrong erats. | But {f the aged apple woman charges him two cents pippin his roar of protest may be heard for blocks. THE FUNNY PART. His explanation being that he objects to being robbed of his money. | (HEART ara HOME PAG sone», OF WOMEN Nixola Greeley Smith ntag BUDGER, the **Want-to- Be" Boy —By “Pop”; =a —— How BAR You Pp BING! BING! boo MORE REDSKINS iT THA DUST AS HANOSomE WARRY'S TRUSTY RIFLE SPOKE But tHe WeRST Was yer me Ss THATS JUST WHAT T WANT To Be MESSENGER, TH 4 BRASS Gurrens Mose for a one-cent ———_ SIDE THERE GOT AN I~ ANT MESS er WAS a m ssenger boy, tling along ed people out of his way, and every one started to and all at once Bu hurry call. He jost see a—— “| wish | was a messenger and cculd wear such clothes!” he sighed. | iBydgarseawialniesesl (geri boyiinimiavely slaslunferivand Goldiuintons! Make-Belleve's wand touched him-— } WHICH IS THE PURSUED SEX? By Nixola Greeley-Smith. *YEAR-OLD BOY of Oxford, s week rather tl: in the High Sohool. He was ls #akd, had developed s x1 sex that he drowned | ciated with the THINK TLL UP AY FoR. SUPT oF THE THATS A Rint GoATl ciwe me deyvelop- precocious { Indeed may <1 doom, know “-catchor witch though she be, tt 4 cross. | Ho r whit few dy til time and sad experic Sa valned: it ty, that man fn all his strength and pow anal to swallow the first brilliant fy sw woman's sic! Rernard § s christened man the pursued man the pursues, Tht messenger boy running. jumped aboard and off they went, lickety split, down the road. An eld ‘ 4 Suddenly he saw two tough little fellows with scarcely weourate, One cannot say that the fypaper puraues the fly. It doesn’t BGannUoCaPCATReHGlvelmaetrida tl “4 "| ! Ce te het Se enae Gs tly stil and look very sweet and gooey, and the andy g a em ‘" he begged, “and I'll cut off one of erly gentioman was plodding along, thinking so hard that ne never saw garantie wa he {# writing helplessly in enveloping ayrup. my buttons for you.’ So he-— the cart, tili— silliness of Mes. We can un- An ch aught. ‘Thera nothing to warn | ng the first enmeshed victim, can pursue edth, iN only explained | come under the tron yoke and, to by Put how the ¥ and tly yw up . perce! third and the fo! snd watch one man a ft nued, Ife doesn’t gtve us tinie to purmue him, We amply luston, and alt emiling tn the is a puller-tn. Sometimes, , we think we are. But svrave for midst of ft. to be sure, St Dehooves ng spider acarce oa, OF nt . we the ie either as spiders or files to be afraid, Ll EE HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Morgaret Hubbard Ayer. A Safe Cure. warm water, then rub tho woap mixture tnking caro that ov READER-Tho | nartiole o scalp ts thoroughly aw formula Tlurated rive you will the soap mixture, & good shampoo with this and tne Beveral ig you follow these drectlons the result wil bo success! the boss of the Messenger Service and he calicd up a policeman to ar rest Budger. But Make-Belleve got there first, and in a flash Budge | was safe at-home, all of a sudden the goat ran Into him, Biff! Bang! Smash! The old gentleman thought he had hit Vesuvius as he struggled to crawl out of the wreck. He was—— at piohlorld youn | Wants to Look Paler, ft, JOUN ©.-1 cout Any one to try to Ic to be more ollgit HOUSE IKE 2 PE R. 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